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CrimeRe: BREAKING: 15 Lekki Shooting Victims Storm Lagos Panel by calberian: 1:11pm On Dec 04, 2020
CrimeRe: DSS Arrest NANS PRO, Azeez Adeyemi For Being In Possession Of Arms, Ammunition by calberian: 1:11pm On Dec 04, 2020
PoliticsRe: Police Withdraw Suit Against EndSARS Probe Panels by calberian: 1:09pm On Dec 04, 2020
PoliticsRe: Lagos Bye-Elections: Police Declare Restriction Order, Sue For Peaceful Conduct by calberian: 1:08pm On Dec 04, 2020
RomanceRe: Pure Water Is Now #20 Naira.. (pictures) by calberian: 3:40pm On Dec 02, 2020
[/s]airpus o[s] No one is coming. The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your arm.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's N66 Million Aso Rock Rent, N45 Million Sewerage Charges Raise Eyebrows by calberian: 9:16am On Dec 01, 2020
N45,000,000 for sewage!

Well, at least, this shows that these dudes are really full of S.hit.

Pls wake me up when it’s time for electioneering again, I’d like to remember these stats.
PoliticsRe: Mysterious Presidential Villa Landlord Surfaces With A Demand Of N400m Rent! by calberian: 12:57pm On Nov 30, 2020
Lemme book this seat fes. I wan go check somtin
HealthRe: Please I Need Help...urgently. by calberian: 12:26pm On Nov 28, 2020
TheReturn:
Good Day Everyone

Please i have this stuff i noticed during my exams in 2019 that has been really disturbing me.

i'll just be very brief as possible.

"Whenever i am in a very nervous state or in a state or in a situation whereby it seems asif there's nothing left to do i end up EJACULATING on myself embarassed

For Example
During my exam last year, i was a bit late and running round looking for my hall cuz most of the students were already settled in their various hall, so during that process i was trying to find my hall because of the anxious nature i was in, i felt really down at once and before i could know what was happening i realized i just ejaculated...asin semen all over my trousers.

Another Scenario
I was in a test hall, haven't written much either and when i heard Pens up....my people, i ejaculated immediately on my trousers

all these things have been going on without an iota of sex thought, immoral desire or whatsoever going on in my mind.


Okay, recently just 2 night ago i was sleeping and in my dream i was having a test also and in the same scenario whereby i was told to stop, i realized i ejaculated on myself again.

So please, medical experts or whosoever that has come across this scenario before, what is the way forward?
Whats the cause?
Is there anything i need to do?

Cuz right now i'm very scared... i dunno what and where my next anxious scenario will be coming from and won't want to mess myself up in public again.

Please i need help.
Please.


If u have nothing meaningful to say pls i beg u. just pass.
I pray you find useful answers cos this is embarrassing to say the least.
EducationRe: NUC Directs UI Governing Council To Appoint Acting VC by calberian: 6:44am On Nov 28, 2020
Any articulate katangite from D-block will run that office efficiently with effectiveness and finesse.
SportsRe: FIBA Afrobasket 2021: D’Tigers Begin Qualifiers With Victory Over South Sudan by calberian: 8:33pm On Nov 27, 2020
Great news!
PropertiesRe: 536.898sqm Land(driveway) For Sale At Cooper Road, Ikoyi @ 220million by calberian: 6:07pm On Nov 27, 2020
zirconrealty:
Dealing with the Mandate
Pics and a phone number will be helpful
PropertiesRe: 536.898sqm Land(driveway) For Sale At Cooper Road, Ikoyi @ 220million by calberian: 5:18pm On Nov 27, 2020
Gamesmart:
How can it be direct instruction when he does not have any pictures to show?

It is either indirect hijack or a scam!

PropertiesRe: 536.898sqm Land(driveway) For Sale At Cooper Road, Ikoyi @ 220million by calberian: 4:15pm On Nov 27, 2020
Is it a direct instruction?
CrimeRe: Sanwo-Olu: No Pardon For Rapists by calberian: 8:29am On Nov 27, 2020
At the risk of sounding like a copycat, per the question posed above, has the matter now been swept under the carpet for everyone to go about their lives like it was just some interlude in our regular life program?

And, he’s started pointing again (or is this an old picture?)
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed Denies Announcing ₦5 Million Hate Speech Fine by calberian: 8:09am On Nov 27, 2020
Racoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmck-TyiAzc
Lai Mohammed.The legendary liar! Abeg which constitution? Perhaps it is another "national security supersedes the rule of law" nonsense. Human rights is sacrosanct universally. He is telling lies as usual.

This is how Lai Mohammed was interviewed by a foreign new media wherein he denied the hate speech/social media regulation bills being deliberated by the NASS. Now he is denying again.This is what it means to recant Shameless old man.
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/investigationspecial-reports/189368-fact-check-buhari-apc-lied-in-disowning-campaign-document-my-covenant-with-nigerians.html
And what’s your problem?

Those were just words. Mere words, like blank bullets meant to scare away broadcasters. They’re not real words, like live bullets that may be carried on one’s person for protection against any provocation.

IOW, he didn’t mean it that way and you’re interpreting out of context. Infact ehn, this video is doctored. There’s a camcorder still on-site right now that covered the true unfolding of events there.

As I’m jobless, please don’t blame me
PoliticsRe: We Will Shock Political Space With Unprecedented Defections - APC Threatens by calberian: 8:30am On Nov 26, 2020
And none of you, both the defectors and the “defectees” will smell office because you all have no business with serving people who have put their trust in you [/s]and backed it with their vote[s] and your plan is to rig your way to the various offices.

Just know your every move is being anticipated.
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom REC: LG Elections Are Organised Crime by calberian: 7:20am On Nov 26, 2020
Different day, same s.hit. Ain’t nothing new
CelebritiesRe: “Quality over hype!” – Two-time Grammy Nominee, Burna Boy shades junior colleagu by calberian: 7:14am On Nov 26, 2020
No comment
CareerRe: Respond On This Pls by calberian: 10:25pm On Nov 24, 2020
The first notice to quit comes with a 6-months’ grace period for the tenant to occupy the previous place while searching for or trying to move to the new place.

The second notice to quit comes with a 7 day grace period after which tenant and landlord will start wearing one trouser in court.

In any case, get a good lawyer.
PoliticsRe: Reps: 2021 Budget Not Capable Of Addressing Nigeria’s Recession by calberian: 5:28am On Nov 24, 2020
The current crop of Nigerian leaders from the local government level to the so-called Presidency (All three arms and the nass) are the problem of Nigeria.

These will end soon.
PoliticsRe: UK Parliament Debates #EndSARS Crisis by calberian: 9:38pm On Nov 23, 2020
✅✅✅✅
CrimeRe: Hillary Okechukwu Dies By Suspected Suicide Days After Losing His Wazobia FM Job by calberian: 10:42am On Nov 23, 2020
Something’s not adding up but, rip to the younging still.
PoliticsRe: Mainland Hospital: We Are Not Allowed To Release Bodies Of #ENDSARS Protesters by calberian:
Awesome.

There has to be some balancing out for these lies where they have been proven to be untruths. Be it by design or by omission.

The courts must hear these cases of peddling of untruths by government officials.

These same government officials have been forcing these cries of fake news down the throats of media channels for so long. This is even worse than fake news.

This is a propaganda campaign by the state against its very own citizens. It sets the wrongest of precedents for future Nigerian governments if these needless evils are allowed to go unchecked or with a pat on the back.

These cases must get to court and God, nay, Nigerians must fish out and punish any corrupt judiciary official who so much as tries to frustrate the proper delivery of justice.

Foreigners like Twitter, the UK parliament, CNN and so on have done what they can do.

It’s up to Nigerians in Nigeria to do what needs to be done to sanitise the Nigerian society of these ills.

These alleged acts have been committed now so they must be addressed now or else, we might just not be alive to vote in 2023.

If the current government wants to stay in power regardless of the carnage on ground, no problem. However, it cannot be on their own terms. It MUST be on the terms of Nigerians according to the constitution regardless of economic class, ethnicity, religious leaning or gender.
CrimeRe: Bandits Invade Nigerian Army Cadet Training School In Kaduna by calberian: 5:52pm On Nov 18, 2020
piyoo91:
is at the permanent site now, come and say ur mind
I forgot all bout it. Maybe some other thread. Some other time.

Till then, let’s work towards a functioning government made for all Nigerians (and not a select few) that will interact with and listen to Nigerians.
CrimeRe: Bandits Invade Nigerian Army Cadet Training School In Kaduna by calberian:
Too tired for this
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Court Revokes Bail Of Ex-pension Boss, Maina by calberian: 2:42pm On Nov 18, 2020
Okay

There’s a particular burning issue that we’re dealing with rn.

Don’t divide the focus
CelebritiesRe: Actor Yul Edochie Replies Lady Who Offered To Give Him “small Thing” by calberian: 8:08pm On Nov 17, 2020
Anyone who clicks on that link is a f00l
CrimeRe: Armed Policemen Block African Shrine Over Planned #endsars Meeting. by calberian: 12:16pm On Nov 17, 2020
Pierocash:
what colour is your stupidity?

Peaceful protest is now an abomination in this country,with some damaged brain supporting it
I think my stupidity should be greenish in colour grin

Anyways, you should know that it’s a meet and not a protest
CrimeRe: Armed Policemen Block African Shrine Over Planned #endsars Meeting. by calberian: 12:03pm On Nov 17, 2020
They might as well place a ban on gatherings because that address is just one out of millions nationwide.

I mean, that’s not the doggone solution!

I just wonder who advises these guys.
CrimeRe: Police Seal Entrance, Denies Lawyers Access To Court Where #ENDSARS Protest(vide by calberian: 11:57am On Nov 17, 2020
Unless these guys are planning to not face the consequences of their actions by dying in office like Abacha, they need to understand that the same compendium of rights as citizens that they’re enjoying which enables them to hold office and even prosecute other people is the same one that others must enjoy from.

There’s nothing that anyone can do about it: it is a right of every citizen and it stops being so when the constitution is modified accordingly.

One of the differences between children and adults is the ability to acknowledge and presence of mind to accept that sometimes, some things that we crave for and dream about so much may have to be ignored or abandoned even if totally against one’s wish.
CrimeRe: Breaking happening now as Task Force And Okada Clash On Apapa Oshodi Express way by calberian: 11:43am On Nov 17, 2020
Paradox and Irony have become the banner of Nigeria.

When you intend to burn down your house in order to get rid of a mouse, it would be wise to secure alternative accommodation prior.

If you know . .
PoliticsRe: Eromosele Adene Arrives Court For Trial, Police Bans Family, Journalists [VIDEO] by calberian: 11:38am On Nov 17, 2020
Ken Saro-Wiwa’s kangaroo trial readily comes to mind.

I just know this: “when shit full belle, and time reach, nyash go open”.

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