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oboy

AsherStorm:
Ure a disgrace to Christianity... U do not even know d content of the bible u carry...
Is jesus christ born of man?
Are there no apostles in the bible who took political posts?
Answer these questions before I know what to call u

if only u know what christian means,folowers of christ not folowers of apostles

who is d pot who is d kettle,all of them are d same,God wil see u all,if he curse pastors colecting bribe from politicians, what wil he do to a pastor that is contesting as a vice president of a certain party, av never seen any place in d bible where jesus take political post,rather he fred from d crowd who wanted to make him d king,saying his kingdom is not from that of men,but in heaven.money has turn d heart of men,men are evil

dats my able governor and uncle,.................................

bbb

calebosko arive nairaland with his bullion van

EverestdeBliu:
APC used Cow,
PDP now using an Elephant.
...I think there's a message there?

next time they wil use blue whale

na which post them dey contest for,y dem dey fear to loos

somtimes it work depending on the average of fish brain the girl in question excibit, you try being real and true to a girl and u find urself remaining a virgin,never gona get laid,while ur friend is changing girls like raper,no wonder they call it wife material,12 yards, if u are nice and real u are on the friend zone,but ones u join d train,it changes like magic. Here are the lies,

1. pretending to come from a rich home, (true life story) av been trying to get this girl for so long,she told me she had a boyfriend,that am not her type,n since i love her so much i keep caling, but she never pik my calls. just a litle moment i fortunately got d oportunity to chart with her,i told her i dont want her to be my girl since she already got a guy, that i just want her to cum with me to my vila,that my father want to declear for my vila his intrest to run for the house of asembly post, that i wil like her to join in d preparation like cooking etc, and my mom is a nurse that she wil only join on the exact day
now shes" been calling me 9 tyms a day and i finaly got into her house of asembly (pant) before my father did.

2.Political Apointment, i just head a guy faking call to his girlfriend that APC presidential candidate(buhari) want them to help him in forming a secreat group in preparation for the elections" dirty game, that they wil be paid 1milion each, and this is a guy i know that does not even got contact with a comon local govement chaiman,but her girl belive, feed,bleep,n love him.

3.Forming celebrity.
one of my friend, just because he had 1 song that u cant even find on google, has been bleeping so many girls,saying that he is a celeb,he got 3 tracts, and that the VC gave him a new contract to perform in the next student week,i was like what the fu*k, what kind of brain have some girls,

4.Forming lecturers boy. the lecturer that handle EDU 123 is my friend,he always gave me d exam script to mark since he is very busy,i can help u sort so many courses if u agree to be my girl,my father relate with the HOD, etc WTF.

5. Borowing a car, if u driving on a bugati veyron u can av any girl u want,and guys will pay and rent this flashy cars just to get intto the pant of ladies, and it mostly work for them,

have u ever found out that ur guy lied to you,av u ever use any other step to get into the house of asembly?,state it here lets discourse.

somting they tell me say them dey fear bokohalam

linusbnn:
na wa oooo, I mean live long life ooooo.....but for bed own, carry lipton like 4 and put am inside megasea for 2days and drink it like 6hours b4 she cum....She go sing see gobe

lolz,what if i use teem soda,e no go work?wid lipton

especialy girls,no one wil like to say d truth

A guy was raped while jugging at a certain road,the next morning about 20 guys were found juging on that same road, av heard so many times about a scenario involving girls rape case,but av never seen it on vise vesa,so many guys are even praying to get laid,so guys do you love to be raped or not,?av u ever esperience it?, girls can u rape a guy when ur high on konji?share ur story lets discus here.

oboy u don fuc*k up, i thought u mean to last longer for bed

dem like bad boys,if u dont slap she go say u be nice guy,na friendzone strait

If Muhamadu Buhari is allowed to contest the
2015 Election with this fake Statement of
result then the Federal Government of Nigeria
must apologize to every student rusticated
for exam malpractice and forgery, Buhari and
APC must apologize to all families of those
whom Buhari jailed for Corruption in 1984,
and the families of Glory Okon and all those
people Buhari killed for cheating through
drug trafficking must compensated,
Every convicted prisoner jailed for forgery
must be pardoned!
This is a lesson to all,
"Always remove the block in your own eyes
before you attempt to see a dirt in your
brother's eyes"
Imagine a man who join the Army on quoter
system without qualification sent ending
drug pushers to death by firing squad, calling
for full implementation of Sharia law!
Buhari's hypocrisy stinks!

e don tey ah never buy land, i don Bleep up now wey i get money to build hux n o land

ok na so

dats non of my business

ok i don remember

Dr2great:
Who dey fuçk ini edo now?

Na me dey manage am now

am also a super star,-------Akwa ibom Ado ok,UDOM is right, Udom for governor, OGA jona for president,

thats how we roll

what is d meaning of that one,it looks childish

what if they dont keep their promise, after the election, and went ahead to break the acord?

No guy can denied this important fact, if you want to know if the man your dating is truly your own,you can use this fact to rate your relationship and take a bow if its necesary..

read this

1. Guys always know who their heart belongs
to. So if you like, cook chicken with fried
rice in diamond sauce for him, or do snake
in the monkey shadow style in bed, if it is
not you, it is not you. DON'T BE A LEARNER.

2.. A guy who loves you wil spend for you,if he does not spend 4 u at least a little that he got,he is not into you,if he told you "if you truly love me,u wil love me for who i am, even when am broke", thats a lie.tell him who are you, and find your level,

3. Guys love only ones, after the first love which he will give his all to,after he might have break up with his first love,he wil never love another again like that,what ever folows is infatuation,and he be like, just let me be in a relationship, if u leave him he may even give you transport fee or do send off 4 you,

4.if you present yourself as a cheap comodity, he wil rush for you and when he suceeded,he wil call his friends to join the party,so dont be too happy wen u post unclad pics and get 200 likes on social media,but if you present yourself as good fruit he wil forever respect you,if he mistakenly breakup with you and the fult from him, he wil never find peace of mind forever.

5 add yours.

pls spare me that,am only using short form of text formation, not here to show grammer, text lik shud can replace should, text like nomber can replace number so dont tink i dont know wat am doin,

buhari shud cal his guys to order so that it can hold

tired of their story

i urgently need a teaching job,precisly in Akwaibom or cross river, an NCE holder, with one year expirience, pls if you come across any,i will really appriciate if you inform me, this is my nomber 07080001511, or facebook/caleb sylvanus(calebosko), tanks all

Cutest9gerian:
so dis trash cn make u carry vaseline

na which typ wey u dey cary vaseline?

year am dreaming now wen i wake up i go tell nigerians d trut