₦airaland Forum

jaelz:
wait no more bro allah naija girls dey dull die knew nobody would post here white girls rock jare

bro,u too rogged,

i met her when i was posted to teach in her secondary scul, girls secondary school in akwaibom, she was 18,and i was 24 by then,i was assigning work portion for them,wen i met her she was sleaping on her friends lab,i ask her y she s not doin her work and label her a lazy bone,she told me she s not feeling fine i ask her to meet me later so i can write her name (note,nothing was on my mind o) she later came n i told her that i wil av inquired about how much is the bride prize paid in their vilage but since she is a lazy type i wunt do that, after that day,she be hanging around where ever i turn to trying to show me an inocent green light, i pity her and gave her my number asking for us to be just friends, she start caling nearly 4 tyms a day, asking to come to my house, i later agree, like play like play i start falling for her and the rest is history

oboy my blood dey hot,make dem do cum post na,ah don tire to dey wait, (((wait wait,wey i keep my vaseline sef,oboy this tread go make

Pdp wey in power for so many years no much noice,but 4 Apc they have not even resume power, they don start pompus,i wish e go last them

Gudluck jonathan don spoil my profetic carea,i profesied that there wil be war in nigeria and nigeria will break,since d profecy failed to fulfield,i don loos all my members finish for my church

ekpe,u dull,u for cary am na,u for form mugu for am,u fit get luck she cal u cum do d tin,wen she dey huny,if u dey do am like dat always u fit get luck she mary u

The insult on Naija delta is geting out of hand,just because we acepted defeat on the just concluded election,has brought alot, both online and offline, and if nothing is done about it,we wil be forced to do something, abusive words like Ijaw,and other forms of mocking renderd against us can lead us to determind to die if thats what it takes for nigeria not to be in peace,and seun is doing nothing about it here in Nairaland.

watered:
I remember the movie titled "Rango" and a statement was made in that movie "One bullet, just one bullet"

Use your head to figure out what I mean

dat one bullet could not kil shekow,n d isis leader

BABA
1) Don’t come-up with 36-point agenda. Just
give us Light and security. Others will fall in
place.
2) Replace petrol subsidy.
3) Make Fashola a minister with10
portfolios. He can handle it.
4) Baba, d number of fish in each tin of Titus
sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do
something about it.
4) Shut all borders. Our jail candidates must
not be allowed to escape to Cotonou.
5) Don’t Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food
We Say Make U Go Chop.
6) Jobs for graduates and Please arrest dat
lady that says your call credit is low please
recharge!
7) Stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay
dem like civil servant 2 discourage rogues
from our politics.
Don’t use all our money to buy shoes and
private jets. Use ur old military boots and
okada if necessary.
9) Let there be electricity, we don’t want to
be hugging transformers.
10) We want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC,
Aljazeera and so on.
11) Nonetheless, do not marginalise any
region, especially south south. Discourage
ethnic and religion discrimination.

BABA
1) Don’t come-up with 36-point agenda. Just
give us Light and security. Others will fall in
place.
2) Replace petrol subsidy.
3) Make Fashola a minister with10
portfolios. He can handle it.
4) Baba, d number of fish in each tin of Titus
sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do
something about it.
4) Shut all borders. Our jail candidates must
not be allowed to escape to Cotonou.
5) Don’t Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food
We Say Make U Go Chop.
6) Jobs for graduates and Please arrest dat
lady that says your call credit is low please
recharge!
7) Stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay
dem like civil servant 2 discourage rogues
from our politics.
Don’t use all our money to buy shoes and
private jets. Use ur old military boots and
okada if necessary.
9) Let there be electricity, we don’t want to
be hugging transformers.
10) We want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC,
Aljazeera and so on.
11) Nonetheless, do not marginalise any
region, especially south south. Discourage
ethnic and religion discrimination.

Tallesty1:
You think you have a problem?


Read mine.


I really need to see a doctor now to have my wedding ring cut off from my jonny after my mistress found the ring in my trouser pocket and got so mad at me and stuck it on me while I was asleep

I don’t know what’s worse:

1) Having my mistress find out I am married.

2) Explaining to my wife how my wedding ring got on my johnson

3) Or finding out my thing fits through a wedding ring.

hahhahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahhhahahahahahahahahhaahahahahaaahhah o boy u don kil me na so ur jt smal reach

them dey use dat fake result cull their temperation,incase if they fail to win,their temperature wil not be too high

who

make them die go,shey dem dey craze,wen dem win dey no go remember them

umbrela

Apc paid #6000.00 per voter here in Akwaibom, vote and colect 6k, dey don d spray their long looted money now,but as for me i cant sell my future 4 any amount

i always known dat for a long tym,i just choos to close my mouth,remember what hapend when Nigeria requested for EBOLA drugs,he OBAMA delibratly state that d drug is not available for Africa, hoping to use d ebola incident as another hint to show GEJ incapablility to control d virus,thank God for rescuing us

few

EroticAngelina:
its ur mum who's a sluttt not me useless human being.

na my mom wey u insult like that,? oya wait, u go colectt

EroticAngelina:
he borrowed it! but what made me angry was the fact that he said it was his car! if i hadnt seen the friend's stuff and plate number, i wud av believed.
the guy didnt even have sense 2 clear all evidence in d car. the basic rule abt claiming whats nt urs z clearing all the evidence. i made sure i embarrassed him

may be ur a slu*t, you go about knowing every guys car and plate number,and you proud to say it here

ehh see somtin, change does not always means progress, because u can change from ur present position to worst, but continuety can bring progress and success, #FACT

INEC CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
FINAL.
DATE: 28 March 2015
TICKET: PVC
KICK OFF: 10:am
VENUE:Estadio Da Polling Boot
CAPACITY:68Mill ion
REFFEREE: Attairu Jega
CLUB: PDP FC vs APC FC
DEFENDING CHAMPION
PDP
FORMATION:5 3 2.
As the defending champions, This is a
defending formation in the bid to defend
their title.
LINE UP.
GK- Jonathan Patience
DEFFENCE
RB- Ngozi Okonjo Iweala
CB- David Mark
CB- Edwin Clark
CB- Ayo Fayose
LB- Godswill Akpabio
MIDFIELDERS
RM- Adamu Muazu
CM- Nnamani Sambo
LM- Gabriel Suswan
STRIKERS
SK- Olusegun Mimiko
SK- Goodluck Jonathan (c)
SUBS.
Fani Kayode
Alison Maduekwe
Musiliu Obanikoro
Reuben Abati
COACH- ASARI DOKUBO
APC
FORMATION: 4:3:3
APC FC Employs a diamond formation with
attacking options and prolific strikers
leading the attack.
LINE UP.
GK- Rotimi Amaechi
DEFFENCE
RB- Bola Tinubu
CB- Raji Fashola
CB- Rochas Okorocha
LB- John Oyegun
MIDFIELDERS
RM- Muhammadu Buhari (c)
CM- Abubakar Atiku loan PDPfc
LM- Aminu Tambuwal loan PDPfc
ATTACKING
AM- Bisi Akande
AM- Adams Oshiomole
SK- Yemi Osibanjo loan from Redeemed fc
SUBS:
John Kayode
Abike Dabiri
Rauf Aregbesola
Dr Bukola Saraki
Segun Oni
COACH
Baba Olusegun Obasanjo
former PDP FC player.
MATCH COMMISSIONER:
EU Election Monitoring Observer.
Predict the score correctly and win a trip to
Wonderland in Borno State. Enjoy ur day

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a
chicken dish. By the time the food is ready
and he is about to eat, the waiter comes
back
and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a
mistake. You see, that police officer who is
sitting at the next table is a regular
customer
of ours and he usually orders the same dish.
The problem is, this is the last chicken in the
house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to
him and arrange for another dish for you!"
The guy gets really upset and refuses to give
up his food. The waiter walks over to the
other
table and explains the situation to the
officer.
A few minutes later the officer walks over to
the man's table and says, "Listen and listen
good. That is MY chicken you are about to
eat
and I'll warn you, whatever you do to that
chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out
one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You
break one of its wings, I'll break one of your
arms!"
The man calmly looks at the chicken, then
sticks his middle finger in the bird's rectum,
pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up,
drops his pants, bends over and says, "Go
ahead!"
Officer faints'
.
.

fboycaestro:
some people are now so daft that all they write to every topic is GEJ till 2019 or sai GMB

Saturday is almost here....make we hear word abeg

i cant wait for that day make them all pack their load

girls be like,dats my switheart

police is ur friend,its not called rape,rather friendship union,between a friends daughter and a friend

TheGoodJoe:

Nathan Ake? You got to be kidding me.

Nathan Ake is 20 years old with 4 EPL appearances for Chelsea at his age, Mikel had 22 EPL appearances for Chelsea. Na Wa.

no need for you to waste ur energy to answer that guy,he knows nothin about football

RADIO CHANJI-A GENOCIDE STRATEGY—
-BY CHUKWUKA NNAMDI
A new Radio Station; Radio Chanji has been
established by the All Progressive Congress
(APC) as online news reports have confirmed
today. The new broadcast outfit, which
broadcasts from undisclosed locations, has
started broadcasting to Hausa-speaking
people of Northern Nigeria with 500kw
transmitters on test transmission
from7:00am-7:30 am on 11720khz on the
25meterband shortwave.
The sign-call of the radio is Radio APC, Radio
Chanji which according to the party was
established to contribute to the free
exchange of information in the nation in
order not to lose the information war which
could change people’s minds and attitudes
towards the party. Their broadcast
transmission which started over the
weekend was received and monitored in
Kano, Ibadan, Port Harcourt, Maiduguri,
Adamawa, Birnin-Kebbi and Niamey, among
other areas.
The programmes which are aired in the
Hausa language are in support of the party’s
presidential candidate, General Muhammadu
Buhari. This is indeed a very troubling trend
as General Buhari has been known to make
inciting and hate filled statements in the
past through the BBC Hausa program that
has led his mainly illiterate supporters, to
embark on hideous rampage in the North
leaving thousand dead in their wild
murderous spree. It is therefore very
worrying that the APC have a renegade
Radio that is unapproved by NBC and freely
decimates inciting messages to their
supporters mostly in the North.
History has thought us the grave danger
inherent in this type of trend, the waves of
ethnic cleansing in Rwanda was fueled by
Radio Broadcasts. In April 1994, when the
genocide started in Rwanda, ordinary
people were glued to their receivers. That
spring the popular radio stations seemed to
have only one aim: to incite the Hutu masses
to exterminate their Tutsi neighbors. The
most popular station of all was RTLM (Radio
Televison des Milles Collines), the Thousand
Hills Radio Television. It was known for
having the best disc jockeys in Rwanda and
for its attractive mix of African music, news
programming, and political analysis.
Founded in 1993 and owned by family
members and friends of President
Habyarimana, the station preached an
extremist message of Hutu supremacy, but
many apolitical Rwandans became listeners
because of the music it played. In fact, their
hearts and minds were being prepared for
genocide. When the killing was unleashed
on April 6, it became clear what the owners
and managers of the station had created—
an infernal pulpit from which the message
to kill could be disseminated throughout
Rwanda.
Why has the APC and it’s Presidential
candidate, General Buhari decided to have a
renegade radio outfit that is uncensored
and without a known address? The party
have continued to threaten Nigeria and
Nigerians with statements ranging from
”the blood of the dogs and baboons
flowing” to ”this election will be bloody”
and ”We will set up a parallel government if
the election is not free and fair”, what
stipulates a free and fair election to them
can only be defined by their parameters. The
All Progressive Congress is a desperate and
power thirsty party, who would rather
cause chaos and mayhem in the country
rather than protect it’s unity. At what cost
would this power thirst come? At the cost of
the blood of millions of minorities in the
North who have always been easy prey to
the band of marauding illiterate Buharists
that populate most parts of the North?
It is illegal for a Political Party to operate a
radio station, especially one that operates in
a specific language. In Rwanda the radio
message on April 7th and 8th was: “You
have to kill [the Tutsis, they are
cockroaches…” May 13: “All those who are
listening to us, arise so that we can all fight
for our Rwanda… Fight with the weapons
you have at your disposal, those of you who
have arrows, with arrows, those of you who
have spears with spears… Take your
traditional tools… We must all fight [the
Tutsis; we must finish with them,
exterminate them, sweep them from the
whole country… There must be no refuge
for them, none at all.” And on July 2: “I do
not know whether God will help us
exterminate [the Tutsis] …but we must rise
up to exterminate this race of bad people…
They must be exterminated because there is
no other way.”
The message worked. By July of 1994, when
the victory of the Tutsi-led Rwandan
Patriotic Front (RPF) put an end to the
genocide, up to 1 million Rwandans—mostly
Tutsis, but also Hutus belonging to the
Democratic Parties in Rwanda—had been
slaughtered. The radios had been all too
successful in inciting the genocide. What
they did, which was both to prepare the
ground for the killing and encourage
listeners to go on killing once the genocide
had begun, was, of course, utterly illegal
under international humanitarian law,
which does not recognize an absolute right
to free expression. By definition, most of
those killed were civilians, that is, “persons
taking no active part in the hostilities.”
Today the structure is being put in place for
a similar mission in the North by a political
party inciting the Hausa Majority in the
North to exterminate the minority, Rwanda
was a product of Political and Ethnic
incitement of a particular tribe by a
particular political party to actualize an
outcome that was selfish and wicked. APC is
on the war path and would not care if
millions of Nigerians perish for them to
actualize this inordinate ambition. Just like
in Rwanda Radio Station, Radio Chanji is
designed to appeal to the unemployed, the
deliquents, and the gang of thugs in
Northern Nigeria to prepare them for
genocide by demonizing PDP, southern
Nigerians and Christians encouraging hate
and violence.The plan is to prey upon the
deep animosities and prejudices of many
northern youths. The hateful rhetoric is
placed alongside the sophisticated use of
humor and APC campaign songs.
Customarily Buhari had always used BBC
Hausa to spread his hate messages until
some diplomatic issues evolved, now Buhari
can broadcast these hate speeches in hausa
from Radio Chanji.The fact that this station
broadcasts not just in Hausa but in the
street Hausa parlance used predominantly
by the downtrodden is a most troubling
matter. Rwandans did not have history to
rely upon as circumstances precipitated well
scripted events, today we have the
opportunity to learn from the unfortunate
Rwandan experience. Two weeks to the
Presidential elections, APC floats an illegal /
rogue Radio Chanji, that transmits only
Hausa broadcasts . The earlier Nigerians rise
and resist this irregularity and blatant
attempt to promote violence and incite
genocide, the better for Nigeria and
Nigerians.

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