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i agree with u on this especialy on wizkid my bed,wat d fuc*k,ur talking about ur body in my bed,d next tin na fashola,tinubu,jonatan

Up to 6 years now since i stated my yearly music rating,on my blog,facbook page,and it always generaly aceptable by every one,so this year i choos to paste it here on nairaland,am a DJ and my stage name is DJ caleb,this is my rating and you wil tanks me later if you wil download this songs and listen to them,for more good musics ad me on facebok@ caleb sylvanus, 2go@ calebosko,calebosko@twitter, www.facebook.com/calebosko. Feel free to add your own rating.

2014 only worldwide.

1.Best RNB singer--August alsina,
2.best Raper--Eminem,
3.best female artist--nicky minaj,
4.best dancehall--Timaya,
5.best indigenous video--shekini by p square,
6.best upcoming--patoranking,
7.best Nigerian raper--phenom,phyno n ice prince
8.naija female artist of the year--tiwa salvage,
9.naija male artist of the year--phyno,davido,burna boy,olamide or patoranking,cant decide that one,


song rating,

my Top 20 songs of the year 2014,worldwide

1...NO love remix--august alsina ft nicky minaj,
2...big girls cry--SIA,
3...BEnediction--august alsina ft rick rose,
4...goodbye remix-fat joe,
5...I Lied--nicky minaj,
6...each his own--AKON,
7...Mising you--P,square
8...moving on--ASA,
9...love me back to life--celine dion
10...in love with my guiter--jason derulo,
11...spacebound--eminem,
12....you n me--john legend,
13...getaway-jason derulo,
14...chandelier--SIA,
15....if you are out there--john legend,
16...wiggle-jason derulo ft snoop dog,
17...blessing---k camp,
18...Kolombo--Harrysong
19...pils n portion-nicky minaj
20....let her go-pasenger


so many of them but this is my top 20,add or minus any song on d list

So because Super Eagles failed to qualify
for
AFCON, they should go and bring Kanu
Nwankwo, Taribo west and JJ Okocha to
come and play for us to qualify? That's
what
you Buhari supporters are trying to do.
Stop
basing Buhari's Campaign on his ability to
end corruption when he went as far as
borrowing 27 million naira from a so
called
bank to secure a ticket( we know he lied)
I can tell yu for sure that any body's
Utterances isa direct reflection of the real
person in him or her. The utterances of
APC
stalwarts and supporters is a direct
reflection of who they really are and how
they govern and would govern, God forbid
if
they win the presdency. For those who
hing
their support for Buhari on impeccable
intergrity alone, yu may wish to read
through the following history of the man
and think again.
MANY SINS OF GEN MUHAMMADU LEKO
BUHARI AND WHY NIGERIANS MUST VOTE
WISELY (PART 2)
1. Gen Buhari allowed Shehu Kangiwa, the
then Sokoto State Governor from
1979-1981, who conducted and
supervised
the famous "Bakolori Massacre" of poor
peasant farmers, whose lands were seized
without compensation, to remain under a
very comfortable house arrest, without
punishment or proper imprisonment.
2. Ikemba Chukwuemeka Odumegwu
Ojukwu, another Igboman who had just
returned from 13 years of exile in 1982,
following a pardon by then president,
Shehu
Shagari, was as well locked up in Kiri-Kiri
Prison by Buhari. Till this day, we are not
told what Ojukwu's offence was.
3. Buhari's CPC loyalists massacred and
lynched Nigerian youth corpers after the
last
election. A refined politician is expected to
tender an apology on behalf of the
ignorant
loyalists, buhari refused to apologise. He
said, the mob was angry because they felt
the election was rigged. Is that sufficient
enough to take the life of another?
4. Buhari pretended to have forgotten, his
CPC party, rigged the election by
registering
under aged voters. He who comes to
equity
must come with clean hands.
5. In 1983, an article "The Mallams are
Coming" written long ago in the 70's by
Bisi
Onabanjo, whose column Aiyekooto
(parrot
- known for telling the plain truth) and a
later one in which Onabanjo wrote, people
should watch out for that "Gangly Officer
from the North" after Buhari gave a no
holds
barred speech at a Army function, where
he
openly supported only pro-Fulani and pro-
Islam to the exclusion of all other ethnic
groups, and the termination of democratic
rule, was recalled by Buhari. For exposing
that, Onabanjo got a harsh jail term and
was
tortured while in prison.
6. Mrs. Vera Ifudu, who was an NTA
reporter, was sacked on Buhari's orders
as
military ruler, for reporting what Dr.
Olusola
Saraki had told her in an interview about
how the missing, $2.8 Billion money, while
buhari was petroleum minister, was
traced
to Buhari’s account at Midland Bank,
London
branch. In view of this, OBJ scraped PTF
over
Buhari’s misappropriatio n. Vera eventually
won her case in court after providing
evidence, and was financially
compensated.
7. That obnoxious Decree 4 by buhari,
against which truth was no defence, was
used to jail journalists, an attempt to shut-
up the media as a whole. That tyrannical
legislation of buhari shows the essence of
his intolerance.... . facts of recent history.
8. On the 4th of September, 1984, minutes
before leaving Nigeria for an extensive
tour
of the US, Fela Anikulapo Kuti was arrested
at the airport of Lagos on orders of Buhari
and was jailed for 5 years, on bogus
charges under emergency law initiated by
dictator buhari, which prompted the
sentencing judge to later confess that, he
was ordered to do so and apologised to
Fela. Get Fela's (Army Arrangement) song
for
more expose'.
9. Against all canons of legal decency,
Buhari
executed Lawal Ojuolape (30),
BernardOgedengb e (29) and
Bartholomew
Owoh (26). Toput it quite plainly, one of
those three –Ogedengbe – was executed
for
a crime that did not carry a capital forfeit
at
the time it was committed.
10. Buhari was in full support of all the
atrocities of Sani Abacha against the
Nigerian people. There is no single record
of
his criticism of Sani Abacha during those
dark days when Nigeria was on precipice.
It
shows that he is a patriot of convenience.
11. After the military government of Major-
General Muhammadu Buhari took power

So because Super Eagles failed to qualify
for
AFCON, they should go and bring Kanu
Nwankwo, Taribo west and JJ Okocha to
come and play for us to qualify? That's
what
you Buhari supporters are trying to do.
Stop
basing Buhari's Campaign on his ability to
end corruption when he went as far as
borrowing 27 million naira from a so
called
bank to secure a ticket( we know he lied)
I can tell yu for sure that any body's
Utterances isa direct reflection of the real
person in him or her. The utterances of
APC
stalwarts and supporters is a direct
reflection of who they really are and how
they govern and would govern, God forbid
if
they win the presdency. For those who
hing
their support for Buhari on impeccable
intergrity alone, yu may wish to read
through the following history of the man
and think again.
MANY SINS OF GEN MUHAMMADU LEKO
BUHARI AND WHY NIGERIANS MUST VOTE
WISELY (PART 2)
1. Gen Buhari allowed Shehu Kangiwa, the
then Sokoto State Governor from
1979-1981, who conducted and
supervised
the famous "Bakolori Massacre" of poor
peasant farmers, whose lands were seized
without compensation, to remain under a
very comfortable house arrest, without
punishment or proper imprisonment.
2. Ikemba Chukwuemeka Odumegwu
Ojukwu, another Igboman who had just
returned from 13 years of exile in 1982,
following a pardon by then president,
Shehu
Shagari, was as well locked up in Kiri-Kiri
Prison by Buhari. Till this day, we are not
told what Ojukwu's offence was.
3. Buhari's CPC loyalists massacred and
lynched Nigerian youth corpers after the
last
election. A refined politician is expected to
tender an apology on behalf of the
ignorant
loyalists, buhari refused to apologise. He
said, the mob was angry because they felt
the election was rigged. Is that sufficient
enough to take the life of another?
4. Buhari pretended to have forgotten, his
CPC party, rigged the election by
registering
under aged voters. He who comes to
equity
must come with clean hands.
5. In 1983, an article "The Mallams are
Coming" written long ago in the 70's by
Bisi
Onabanjo, whose column Aiyekooto
(parrot
- known for telling the plain truth) and a
later one in which Onabanjo wrote, people
should watch out for that "Gangly Officer
from the North" after Buhari gave a no
holds
barred speech at a Army function, where
he
openly supported only pro-Fulani and pro-
Islam to the exclusion of all other ethnic
groups, and the termination of democratic
rule, was recalled by Buhari. For exposing
that, Onabanjo got a harsh jail term and
was
tortured while in prison.
6. Mrs. Vera Ifudu, who was an NTA
reporter, was sacked on Buhari's orders
as
military ruler, for reporting what Dr.
Olusola
Saraki had told her in an interview about
how the missing, $2.8 Billion money, while
buhari was petroleum minister, was
traced
to Buhari’s account at Midland Bank,
London
branch. In view of this, OBJ scraped PTF
over
Buhari’s misappropriatio n. Vera eventually
won her case in court after providing
evidence, and was financially
compensated.
7. That obnoxious Decree 4 by buhari,
against which truth was no defence, was
used to jail journalists, an attempt to shut-
up the media as a whole. That tyrannical
legislation of buhari shows the essence of
his intolerance.... . facts of recent history.
8. On the 4th of September, 1984, minutes
before leaving Nigeria for an extensive
tour
of the US, Fela Anikulapo Kuti was arrested
at the airport of Lagos on orders of Buhari
and was jailed for 5 years, on bogus
charges under emergency law initiated by
dictator buhari, which prompted the
sentencing judge to later confess that, he
was ordered to do so and apologised to
Fela. Get Fela's (Army Arrangement) song
for
more expose'.
9. Against all canons of legal decency,
Buhari
executed Lawal Ojuolape (30),
BernardOgedengb e (29) and
Bartholomew
Owoh (26). Toput it quite plainly, one of
those three –Ogedengbe – was executed
for
a crime that did not carry a capital forfeit
at
the time it was committed.
10. Buhari was in full support of all the
atrocities of Sani Abacha against the
Nigerian people. There is no single record
of
his criticism of Sani Abacha during those
dark days when Nigeria was on precipice.
It
shows that he is a patriot of convenience.
11. After the military government of Major-
General Muhammadu Buhari took power

So because Super Eagles failed to qualify for
AFCON, they should go and bring Kanu
Nwankwo, Taribo west and JJ Okocha to
come and play for us to qualify? That's what
you Buhari supporters are trying to do. Stop
basing Buhari's Campaign on his ability to
end corruption when he went as far as
borrowing 27 million naira from a so called
bank to secure a ticket( we know he lied)


I can tell yu for sure that any body's
Utterances isa direct reflection of the real
person in him or her. The utterances of APC
stalwarts and supporters is a direct
reflection of who they really are and how
they govern and would govern, God forbid if
they win the presdency. For those who hing
their support for Buhari on impeccable
intergrity alone, yu may wish to read
through the following history of the man
and think again.

MANY SINS OF GEN MUHAMMADU LEKO
BUHARI AND WHY NIGERIANS MUST VOTE
WISELY (PART 2)
1. Gen Buhari allowed Shehu Kangiwa, the
then Sokoto State Governor from
1979-1981, who conducted and supervised
the famous "Bakolori Massacre" of poor
peasant farmers, whose lands were seized
without compensation, to remain under a
very comfortable house arrest, without
punishment or proper imprisonment.
2. Ikemba Chukwuemeka Odumegwu
Ojukwu, another Igboman who had just
returned from 13 years of exile in 1982,
following a pardon by then president, Shehu
Shagari, was as well locked up in Kiri-Kiri
Prison by Buhari. Till this day, we are not
told what Ojukwu's offence was.
3. Buhari's CPC loyalists massacred and
lynched Nigerian youth corpers after the last
election. A refined politician is expected to
tender an apology on behalf of the ignorant
loyalists, buhari refused to apologise. He
said, the mob was angry because they felt
the election was rigged. Is that sufficient
enough to take the life of another?
4. Buhari pretended to have forgotten, his
CPC party, rigged the election by registering
under aged voters. He who comes to equity
must come with clean hands.
5. In 1983, an article "The Mallams are
Coming" written long ago in the 70's by Bisi
Onabanjo, whose column Aiyekooto (parrot
- known for telling the plain truth) and a
later one in which Onabanjo wrote, people
should watch out for that "Gangly Officer
from the North" after Buhari gave a no holds
barred speech at a Army function, where he
openly supported only pro-Fulani and pro-
Islam to the exclusion of all other ethnic
groups, and the termination of democratic
rule, was recalled by Buhari. For exposing
that, Onabanjo got a harsh jail term and was
tortured while in prison.
6. Mrs. Vera Ifudu, who was an NTA
reporter, was sacked on Buhari's orders as
military ruler, for reporting what Dr. Olusola
Saraki had told her in an interview about
how the missing, $2.8 Billion money, while
buhari was petroleum minister, was traced
to Buhari’s account at Midland Bank, London
branch. In view of this, OBJ scraped PTF over
Buhari’s misappropriatio n. Vera eventually
won her case in court after providing
evidence, and was financially compensated.
7. That obnoxious Decree 4 by buhari,
against which truth was no defence, was
used to jail journalists, an attempt to shut-
up the media as a whole. That tyrannical
legislation of buhari shows the essence of
his intolerance.... . facts of recent history.
8. On the 4th of September, 1984, minutes
before leaving Nigeria for an extensive tour
of the US, Fela Anikulapo Kuti was arrested
at the airport of Lagos on orders of Buhari
and was jailed for 5 years, on bogus
charges under emergency law initiated by
dictator buhari, which prompted the
sentencing judge to later confess that, he
was ordered to do so and apologised to
Fela. Get Fela's (Army Arrangement) song for
more expose'.
9. Against all canons of legal decency, Buhari
executed Lawal Ojuolape (30),
BernardOgedengb e (29) and Bartholomew
Owoh (26). Toput it quite plainly, one of
those three –Ogedengbe – was executed for
a crime that did not carry a capital forfeit at
the time it was committed.
10. Buhari was in full support of all the
atrocities of Sani Abacha against the
Nigerian people. There is no single record of
his criticism of Sani Abacha during those
dark days when Nigeria was on precipice. It
shows that he is a patriot of convenience.
11. After the military government of Major-
General Muhammadu Buhari took power,

i don c

yes na,na last sex they sure pass,dat na gift na

Juliaann:
You are not far from the truth

For ur mind,


wait let me chek ur pics,



oboy,wey i keep my vaseline

merry crist rice,n happy new yam,



abeg who see my chicken hey,
i don cut d neck finish mistakenly drop it n d chick run withoud head,i dey suspect say e fit run cum hey to read coment.

Stupidity of the highest order commonly seen
among most of our Men
*Men are the most stupid creature on earth
(some sha; excluding me).
1...A Girl will accept your friend request on
Facebook, and you will go back to thank Her.
#mtcheew
2...She will upload a pic, before the next two
seconds; you will be seeing 50-300 likes, and
500 comments. But if na man upload, na
manage you go see 2 likes
and 1-2 comments.
3...She will just pass you without greeting you.
And the idiot will like to
look back (what are you looking at? ).
4...You and a Girl will be treking; she will be at
your front. And this idiot
will come from nowhere to ride her home,
without even knowing her (and e
go leave the other guy make e dey sweat
dey go house ).
5..She will beg you for money, you will run
round to go and borrow(and you go
forget ur broda wey dey beg for money since
last year ). Too bad o!!
Abeg my guys wake up now...

oboy laugh don kil me,this man dey look for people to deceive

TrishaP:
So touching...

Sorry bro

Life goes on

tanks dear

tears roll in her eyes when she told me "av given birth to a baby boy, n his name is Caleb" she name her baby after me, and i was strong enough to control my emotions until i get home and drop my own tears in my pilow, dat was true love but she was ripe for mariage wen i was not,we stat dating in in level 100, but after graduating her parent presurise her to acept a man who ask for her hand in mariage,

back to d topic, its gud to be single til you get maried,dont fal in love when u dont av money,or you are on your own
#teamSingle#

If a woman leaves a man with vision for a
man with television,soon she'll watch the
man with vision on her husband's
television.

i find it dificult to forget her,n i never lov again dat way,she turn me into a player,

iyammim


modified, some girls be coming to d celemony to look for potencial husband,whil some wil com wid hand bag,so they can pack as many food as they can inside d bag,and beforming ah no dey eat,
but wen dey reach hus,oboy na iraq and america between her and d food

iamliltee:
Hmmm,owk o #NP Someone like you-Adele

dat song can make u commit sucide

abi ur tin too wide?

Dear cum and marry me dont worry,i wil surport myself wid vaseline

Eh,u mean am?

FrancisTony:
Hmm! That's a lie. Don't generalise.

We are not marriage freak.

But, I'm lesbian sha.

am also a lesbian,lets do it na add me on facebuk Caleb sylvanus or 2go @ calebosko

pals lets share our testimony,and tell ur story , what and what av u benefit from nairaland since d beginig of the year, as for me nairaland is d place to be cus av learn how to detect a relationship were ur lover is only playing you for the main tym, and how to prepare for a job interview,so many of them,so share ur fun,benefit and memory, at least for waisting our Mb

if we hear you,

na we be dis,

ini edo,calebosko,and guenevive,


now op repeat that poo make we hear

HirstMOG:
Hahahahahahaha, laughing in spanish. You are not far from the truth bro, just too annoying these days.

ya i dont know if they even gain from those advert sef,cus no body go subscribe to it

Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to
bed with a text and wake up with a text msg.
It's either they are calling me or begging me
to suscribe to one thing or the other.
VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:
1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY
to353884 Tips on HUNGER And what to EAT
2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.. .. Text
DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver
yourself
3. Dear customer facing ancestral
problems??.... text ANCESTORS to 35354 and
recieve daily ancestral tips
4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no
soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialy
soaps to your phone
5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??..
..Txt HEART
to 38545 and recieve tips on how to plaster
your heart...
Imagine MTN sending my grandma
BEAUTYTIPS... for what??
HABA!
From tomorrow Ur might see things like........
1. U want to know how to WIN PDP primaries
against ALL ODDS text Okowa to 38554
2. If U don't want to BE Deceive into Politics
text OBUH to 33003
Hahahahaha!

Y him bin denied say him no loos? E beta go face him music, and forget sharp sharp money,awof dey kil

let me rol it first hey we go,



Tili wili,mili,lili,sili,droping some code dat nigers cant code,Its a shame dat we are not d same,its like d stars walkin on a chain,searching 4 a niger wid fame just to bow down,d game,d fame d mony ent funny, but we rol wid fashion,pasion,but in session,trying look 4 cursor wid greener pasture,We creating memories dat we find it hard to forget,breaking records just in seconds for d sake off mama mekor,



drop ur lets roll together

for ur fish brain mind,ur mate they marry every saturday and sunday, dey dea,

especially on 2go and facebuk,she be like "aving a nice tym with my tru love,"but for her mind she dey cry

next tin i do na to upload another girl pics,few minits later
she be like "Guys are wicked"

i thought u wey aving a nice tym with ur new found tru love