₦airaland Forum

How far can brazen lies and deceit travel?
George Chinda
After Governor Fayose busted the lies of APC
in which a picture of Buhari granting
interview in London with a pictorial evidence
showing it was at Transcorp Hilton, Abuja,
they came up with the picture below to say
he had a meeting with former British PM
Tony Blair in London just to continue
covering their track of lies.
However, a forensic peep into this picture
applying anthropometrics clearly shows that
his legs are not proportionate to his ties from
the hip. Pa GMB is a tall man measuring over
6ft hence couldn't have short legs that can
pass for 5ft person
From the foregoing, it has shown that APC is
a party steeped in the morass of lies and
deceit to hoodwink the Nigerian public into
voting it to power...hence we must all work to
reject them at the polls

bend down and look into d future cus d future is bright,this is why pastors they like counsiling section wela,and them dey speak in toung wen dem won look into the future,u go hey kpoto ga ga de de de de di di mo mo whiteta whiteta panta panta sexy sexy,haleluja

temitemi1:
Adoption should be next thing...

but aving ur own blood child is difrent from adopted,d feeling is diferent

what wil be ur reaction and ur decision if you got d news that your lovely pouse can never give you a child,help a brother make a decision,tanks

tank God for this space

A group of Catholic Priests were due to play a
group of Redeem Pastors in an important
inter-faith game.
A few days before the match, disaster struck.
The Catholic team's star player broke his
ankle and the doctor said he wouldn't be able
to play again for at least two months.
"What are we going to do?" moaned Father
Matthew.
"Well," said Father Thomas, "it so happens
that Christiano Ronaldo is a good friend of
mine. We could ask him to play for us."
"But that wouldn't be fair." said Father
Matthew.
"No, but if we called him Father Ronaldo, no
one need know," replied Father Thomas.
Eventually Father Matthew agreed to let this
devious plan go ahead but then, as luck
would have it, he was suddenly called away
on official Church business and was unable to
watch the match. As soon as he could, he
phoned Father Thomas for the result.
"I'm afraid they beat us, 6-0," said Father
Thomas.
"But how could that happen?" queried Father
Matthew. "We had Father Ronaldo in our
team."
"Yes," said Father Thomas, "but they had
Pastor Messi, Pastor Rooney and Pastor
Aguero playing for them."

oboy forget dat story,na lie,wich girl behind mikel wen he was still a nobody,abi na dat rusian girl

Abi u nodey watch Nigerian film? Run away with her to another land,go and leav hapily ever after

we for wear one leg of trouser,beside it hapen here in Akwaibom,4 real, her brother contested for the same position with her husband,and she choos to surport her brother,and at the end her husband emerg winner,oboy if na me u no go near the first lady seat.


#Calebosko aka d boss

wetin concern me

ishiamu:
It can never be real na....you shd knw, you pay c.r7 4 advert not political advert

ok,tnks

ishiamu:
God bless nigerian army God bless the C in C who is our honourable president

this cr7 endosement na real?or na just photoshop?abeg be sincere

lolz

#Breaking_News Luis Vaan Gaal has
named a strong champions league team to
watch Chelsea vs PSG tonight. 'Only Fellaini
won't be joining us tonight bcoz he has an
appointment at the saloon, but will surely
be there when Manchester city plays
Barcelona', the United coach added.

Av always been neutral on this presidential political mater,but after alot of observation that i have make,i now cum to the conclution that i will vote for goodluck jonathan due to the ways APC member behave, they rain insult everyday on newspaper,and unline on the presidency,the very position they aspire to get,also,the talk and promise with a decieving kind of smile on their face,they are so desprait for power,and most importantly most of the corupted past PDP members are now in APC,so may be d remainig one in pdp wil make this country a beter place to be,

Jchi9876:
Pray make u be Ape like am. Wetin that man whey you dey call Ape done achieve your fine boy no fit even for ur grave

na im make e no go close mouth make another person achieve?

this ape talk too much, abeg who be d zoo keeper? Return am to the last zoo,sharperly make i hear word,giv am banana wether e go shot up

itzWarner:
Hey,I'm here

*listening to No LOve-august asina

thats my favourite song,am serious

comon comot dea

Abeg who see my Val mate here,i hear say d idio*t run enter here. (unclad with my long big anaconder)

if her toto too wide,ah mean well

i go go rescue them on monday

i dey cum bak for coment

mama and papa is the best style for christians,if you go doggy,pastor go hear

i see

i dont like the topic,i just came here to book space,incase

Actor, Prince Eke Pens An Open letter To Gen
Buhari
Nollywood actor and husband of singer
Muma Gee, Prince Eke, has written an open
letter to Gen. Muhammadu Buhari. He is
asking him to allow the younger generation
to take positions of authority as he had
already been in power and other top
positions when he was young. It’s also quite
funny read;
“My letter to BUHARI, Sir ,let us examine your
service records. I consider your generation a
very privileged one, indeed. In 1975 at d age
of 33, you were appointed d Military
Governor of d North-Eastern State, present
day Borno & Yobe states. In 1976 at d age of
34 you became d Minister 4 Petroleum and
Natural Resources. In 1978 at d age of 36 you
became d Chairman of d Nigeria National
Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). Today d
reverse is d case. Most Nigerians at age of 35
are still unemployed and still living with
parents. Many are still not married. During
your time you were already Governor at this
age.
“One major reason for this unfortunate turn
of events is that many elders like you have
refused 2 voluntarily handover d baton 2 d
next generation. Life should be a relay race
where one runs his race and hands over 2 d
next. In Nigeria many elders like you have run
their races and are still holding on tenaciously
2 d baton.But Sir, I have an important
question here 4 you. The question is simple,
MUST YOU SERVE NIGERIA AS A PRESIDENT
ONLY? IS THERE NO OTHER CAPACITY YOU CAN
SERVE US EXCEPT D PRESIDENCY? It is very
erroneous 2 imagine that you can only serve
Nigeria only in one capacity. During d regime
of late General Sani Abacha, you accepted d
appointment 2 serve as d Chairman of d then
Petroleum Trust Fund (PTF). D general opinion
was that you served faithfully in this capacity.

as for me i will be shy to touch her,ah be waiting till one week don pass,make she no tink say am a sex freak

""THRILLING QUESTION FOR REAL CHRISTIAN
MEN""
TAGGED: 'AFTER THE WEDDING'
If you are to legally get married on 21st Feb.
2015 after 2 years of platonic (No Sex)
courtship with your sweetheart, how quick
would you TEAR HER SACRED CURTAIN AFTER
THE WEDDING?
1. Immediately after removing the wedding
cloths even when most of the guests are still
enjoying themselves. (Afterall it doesn't
concern them, or does it?)
2. Middle of the night when most of the
invited quests must have gone to their
various homes (At least to show you ain't
desperate, or maybe, you are shy, you might
be caught)
3. Wait till 22nd February, ie, the next day.
4. 3 days after the wedding
5. 7 days after the wedding
Be honest
Happy weekend/new week

ok i c