₦airaland Forum

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Legs not so fine
Where i wan start too dey grade them?

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crying,i miss her so much,i go buy land 4 nairaland keep for her if she go agree cum bak 2 me,from hey to








here

dats how we roll

BREAKING NEWS: Some senior
citizens are motor park touts –
Jonathan
President Goodluck Jonathan on
Wednesday condemned some politicians
parading themselves as statesmen and
senior citizens whereas, they are by their
utterances, “ordinary politicians and motor
park touts.”
He said such politicians could not be
described as statesmen because of the big
offices they occupied before but by virtue
of what they brought to bear on the nation.
Jonathan spoke while playing host to a
delegation of the Tanko-Yakasai-led
Northern Elders Council in the Presidential
Villa, Abuja.
Although the President did not mention
names, former President Olusegun
Obasanjo had on Monday said Nigeria was
facing economic problems due to the
failure of the present administration to plan
for a rainy day.
Obasanjo had told Iyalodes and eminent
women leaders from the South-West, who
visited him at his Hilltop residence in
Abeokuta, Ogun State, that the nation’s
reserves which as of 2007 stood at $67bn
had been depleted by the Federal
Government.
The former President had earlier written an
open letter to Jonathan in which he
accused him of tribalism, condoning
corruption and training snipers.
But a visibly angry Jonathan told the
Northern elders that some people were
hiding under big names to create problems
for the country.
Jonathan also said that such people were in
the habit of making unguarded statements
with the aim of creating enmity.
The President said, “Some people call
themselves statesmen but they are not
statesmen, they are just ordinary
politicians.
“For you to be a statesman, it is not
because you have occupied a big office
before but the question is what are you
bringing to bear on the nation?
“Are you building this country? Or are you a
part of the people who tell lies to destroy
this country; to create enmity and make
people who ordinarily would have been
living together to fight themselves?
“Are you planning to set the country ablaze
because you did not get that particular
thing you want?
“At the appropriate time, Nigerians will
know all of them even though I know most
of such people. The younger ones do not
know.
“Some people, including those with big
names, are hiding under some clogs and
creating a lot of problems in this country.
“They are making provocative statements
that will set this country ablaze. How can
someone tell me that such people are
senior citizens. They are not senior
citizens and they can never be. They are
ordinary motor park touts.
“If you are a senior citizen, you will act like
one. It is not because of the offices we
occupy, it is by divine grace and providence
that some of us occupy these offices. But
what role are you playing to build this
country?”
Jonathan also used the opportunity to
assure the delegation that he was not
against the Northern part of the country.
He said whenever he heard about such
accusation, he always turned to Vice-
President Namadi Sambo who is from the
North to ask if, indeed, he is anti-North.
The President listed his Principal Secretary,
Hassan Tukur, and his Chief Detail simply
identified as Yusuf, as some of his close
aides from the North.
Jonathan said because of his background,
he believed that the only thing that could
liberate individuals was education.
He said that was why he insisted that nine
out of the 12 new federal universities be
located in the North.
Jonathan said, “I used to tell Nigerians that
I come from a background people refer to
as the Talakawas; I come from that level
and I am here today talking to Alhaji Jimeta
because I went to school.
“And I said the only thing that can liberate
an individual or a group of individuals is
education. If I had not gone to school, I
wouldn’t have been here to talk to big
people like these.
“If you didn’t go to school, you wouldn’t
have spoken the way you spoke, you would
have looked for somebody to interpret. This
is what I believe. I don’t play politics with it.
It has been my policy that I don’t play
politics with education.
“When I came on board, I said even though
as a country we have the policy on paper,
every state must get a Federal Government
university.
“Out of the 12 federal universities created,
nine of them are in the North while three
are in southern Nigeria. The only three
states that had no federal university were
Bayelsa, Ebonyi and Ekiti.
“Those who were in charge of the
university establishment were not fair. For
us to liberate ourselves, we must go to
school. If I hate the North, would I have
done that?
“We talk about Almajiri education, we felt
we must change. Luckily, we initiated it but
now state governments are keying into it.
“I know that it was education that liberated
me. I would have been a local canoe builder
like my father and grandfather. But I am
here because of education and I feel if we
must liberate Nigerian children whether
they are from Zamafara, Bayelsa, Kebbi or
Delta state, they must be educated. I feel we
must enter the North by aggression
through education.
The President also referred to a newspaper
publication (not NOBLEUPDATES) which, he
said, indicated that the Federal Government
awarded a few projects for the North-East
and a chunk for the South-South.
He said he had reproduced copies of the
publication and distributed them to
ministers with a directive to ascertain
whether indeed projects were skewed in
favour of a particular geopolitical zone.
Jonathan added that he directed the
ministers that if the report was indeed true,
they must explain the reason(s) to him.
He said despite all the negative campaigns
against him and his government, he would
not cheat any part of the country.
The President said, “For the people who
want to paint us in all kinds of colour, we
will explain to Nigerians. There are a lot of
documentations we will show Nigerians.
“Let me reassure you that this
administration is working with your sons
and daughters; we will not exploit any part
of this country; we will not cheat any part
of this country.”
Jonathan also stressed the need for peace
and unity in the country, saying there could
be no development without the two
factors.
He said he was saddened that young
Nigerians were seeing the country as a
divided one.
The President said, “I feel sad that our
younger ones are beginning to see Nigeria
as if we are so divided. A Nigeria that a
Muslim and a Christian cannot sit down
together.
“I was told that the driver of the late Prime
Minister, Tafawa Balewa, was a Christian.
Our people lived together in those days.
Why not now that we have even modern
ways of life?
“Any country that its citizens see
themselves through their tiny tribal
enclaves cannot go anywhere.”
Yakasai had in his remarks said it was
important for all Nigerians to appreciate
the fact that the country was crafted in
such a manner that no one section could
rule without the support of the other.
He recalled that it was the North that
endorsed the principle of power shift
which brought about the Presidency of
Obasanjo and Jonathan.
He said it behoved on all Northerners and
indeed, other Nigerians to continue to
respect the principles of democracy.
Yakasai said, “Northern Elders Council
believes in peaceful co-existence and
extension of hands of fellowship to
brothers and sisters from the other side of
the nation.
“It is unpatriotic for anybody to instigate
people against any person or peoples
because of a temporary gain.
“Politics of insult, blackmail and castigation
of individuals will not take this country
anywhere.
“We therefore believe in peaceful co-
existence among Nigerians and by working
together shall we move the country
forward.

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Renegade147:
Calebosko.

lolz sharp guy

Renegade147:
0036202750 GTB.

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danaiks:
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emmalexabl:
This one na pesin pikin too ??

u mean d oga titus or d ashawo

danaiks:
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...... Just 1000 dollars will do
That's not too much for a big boy like you

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i for lik

danaiks:
.$

abeg make i buy this ur space na,i go pay u wel,how much,no alow make person hear oo

seun how much for this land??


Make i buy am first becus i wan go fuc*k ashawo make i no go finish my money like oga titus.

I wan buy from here to
























here,
iyammi, fire? Fire, nsuto nkpo ido mi, fire for layos,dis evening,o dis govenment don fail us o o o mbom o ,y yonathan miki set ke comity ehhh, vote shange

softnipples:
Wetin happen? Na ur pix?

so like play play u don take style call me yeye n go free like dat,next tym no try am o,u knw say am not a nice guy,ama a bad boy,am not oga titus wey dey folow okpolo

softnipples:
See ur life?
This is why my cousin asked me not to register on this site o

babe u don change dat pics,

softnipples:
See ur life?
This is why my cousin asked me not to register on this site o

ok am sory,make i no spoil ur brain,

softnipples:
empty threat

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Donmarrius:
UNAM IKOT,EBOT.

kuboro anye iko ke atotono,na fool him be

softnipples:
Look at dis one o e pain u abi?
Yeye

yeye? Me yeye? Before the count of three,un yeye me, or turn ur back am on ur back

softnipples:
Bleach ke! Its either u don't have eyes or u need glasses!
Beta look well o! Ehen!

chek ur pro pics again,or beta use d glasses urself,dont insult me again or ama damage d screan of ur device now

softnipples:
Fake azz nigga I so dislike guys who bleach! Yurk
I even find dark skin guyz irresistable

but u dey bleach,i find dark skin girls iresistable too

lolz,this politicians sef, they are just playing d game like relationship, i fuc*k this gal finish, her tin no swit again i leave am go find another girl,then as time goes on i cum they remember how her tin bin dey sweat,so i go beg am make she cum bak, lukyly she may cum bak or not, but its a pity for us comon man who are ready to die for the selfish intrest of this heartless men.

make

Some APC wil blem this on jonathan,

apc surporters are just like chelsea fans,and bagers confrat,they talk alot and they are trouble makers,u see them everwey,moto pack tout,mad man,imbesile, they are brain wash to beleive that their yes must be yes,

while they are som PDP fans here who are quiet,humble,they dont belive in a do or die afair,they are the one who can make things hapen,not by mouth,and plenty likes online,vote no be likes,just like bacelona,madrid,man u,asenal,bayen,livapool etc.

Note am not Apc nor PDP,my party na labour party in U.S.A,

aumeehn:
good
let dem keep on supporting jonaTAN

see them

adekennis:
My single vote would be counted to kick clueless out of villa come 2015..Change I need even if na shekau to take over..Bleep d PDP

Hit like button if u desperately want change

ur saying d truth because shekau and buhari are bird of same feather,2015 wil be a year of doom for terorist

tosin2013:
perfect response to the doctored video, pls read!


Kings Oluwanifemi pearce

let me guess... you know nothing about the north and their culture, i lived in the north for 7years with my dad who is a yoruba man (christian) but married a hausa woman my mum (last daughter of a sheik in maiduguri, now dead) before we relocated back to lagos where i have been living since then. there are a billion things wrong with this video (keep an open mind here):

i understand hausa (the original one that the now diluted one was coined from) quite well lets say 80% well.; in the video Buhari's voice is too distorted to understand exactly what he is saying but some words come out clear enough to be heard. he is charging the people to fight for they right, to make their vote count, to monitor the excersise that it is time to rewrite their lives... noting comes out about "killing and body" as written on the screen....

plus in the true handling of a spear as the poster is trying to imply its absurd because a northerner will never handle a spear like that, its just plain wrong: its either with the full palm or with the thumb, index finger and middle finger to the spear and the rest of the fingers supporting the spear underneath (this is to lunch the spear on in attack) obviously that is an ink pen again because spears are not shaped that way... a spear has a uniform body after the head (it uses a metal base, a slightly bigger base or a wet button to balance out the weight of the head. the "spear" in the hands of Buhari is not convincing at all... infact look up the picture of an ink pen online and a spear you'll see what i mean.

the fact remains this man has a lot of enemies among those in power and friends among the masses doesn't that tell you some thing. he has shown what he can do to corrupt people in government, you all are like toy soldiers they use in protecting their selfish interests. go and research on the economy of nigeria during his rule, corruption in nigeria during his rule and be fair with your self and generations of nigerians to come. GOD BLESS NIGERIA

ow! and that reminds me the pen is the symbol of CPC the party he was under... u can as well say the broom is a weapon lol how silly of u guy

and they end up protecting their right and votes by kiling d inocent corpers,and 800 people,

story

e no get na,were you want make him take give them now, abeg make una no disturb our general na,



beside,na now i know d diferent between Ram and sheep,d sheep is a christian while Ram is a moslem.

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