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uncle pls tel us a story,story for the gods,
rape ko enjoyment turn sour ni,

wetin carry d babe go there, abi na flexing, to d extend she got drunk,abi dem feed am ni,na so girls go dey die for free drink,and free food,

na d same tin wey hapend to one girl for my area,she friendzone me ,saying am stingy for not taking her out, always complaining dat i dont know how to take care of a girl, that she wil not date me since i dont take her out for drink, na so she meet one bobo, and d bobo invite her for a sit out @ drinking palour,instead for her to waka alone go there for a normal date,she come invite 3 of her friend join body,make them go close down d guy,but d guy as a sharp guy orderd for 1 bottle of origin and black bullet dat one wey dey shark for each of them, them tink say na softdrink, ,na so she and her friend dey drink and d tin dey swit dem till e cum shak dem for brain and they begin dey sleep dea, and d guy call 3 of her friends and them cum do party all nyt for d girs them body,since that day dat girl no dey go outing again

which one be that? Land surveyor?

wait o ,i dont understand this,so many guys don graduate from france,but ah stil deyy scul in france,ok may be ah go try pakage one french babe like dat cum bak wen ah don finaly graduate, french babe no alow make i finish scul cum mary o ,so op d write up no concern me

uncle i, uncle i uncle i,---------- hmmmm d answer to that question is she does not love you

between the two,who rock it beter

Rich Man Buys 51-Year-Old Nigerian As A Toy
For His Son.
Wallace Turnquist Has Purchased Ezekiel
Akpu-nku From Nigeria As A Toy For His 13-
Year-Old Son, Skyler. The Boy Became Found
Of African, When He Visited Africa With His
Dad On A Hunting Safari, And Requested His
Father To Buy Him One African As A Toy.
Since Slavery And Trafficking Are Illegal,
Legal Paper Works Were Signed, And Ezekiel
Is Happy With The Deal Saying ''God Go Bless
That Boy For This Kind Gesture''.

Dulles- A United Airlines flight made
a U-turn in the sky after a passenger
ran toward the cockpit screaming
"jihad, jihad," according to a
government official with direct
knowledge of the incident.
There is nothing, so far, in the
man's background to suggest he
has a connection to terrorists, the
government source said. His mental
state at the time is unknown, and
no weapons were found after he
was subdued.
Still, his words are alarming, coming
at a time when the United States
and its allies have been targeted by
Islamist extremist groups like ISIS,
and with memories of the
September 11, 2001, hijackings of
four U.S. commercial airliners still
etched in many Americans' minds.
The incident started shortly after
United Flight 1074 took off around
10:15 p.m. Monday from Dulles
International Airport in suburban
Washington. The Boeing 737 jet
was supposed to take its 33
passengers and six crew members
to Denver, but was turned back
because the unnamed passenger
"failed to comply with crew
instructions," United Airlines
spokesman Luke Punzenberger
said.
The pilots told air traffic controllers
that after the passenger began
acting violently, other passengers
subdued him, according to
LiveATC.net, which provides audio of
air traffic control transmissions.
"He ran forward towards the
cockpit, and he is being restrained
by passengers," one of the pilots
said. "The cockpit is secure, and we
would just like to return to the
airport and have the authorities
meet him."
A cell phone video shows the man,
bruised on his face, held down by
other passengers. At one point, he
pleads, "Please stop, please stop,
they said call it off." At another, the
man seems to cry as he says, "I'm so
sorry."
"Don't move," one passenger says,
apparently trying to calm the man.
"You're OK. We're going to get you
off this plane, buddy."
The plane landed back at Dulles
around 10:40 p.m., said Kimberly
Gibbs, a spokeswoman for the
Metropolitan Washington Airports
Authority, which runs the northern
Virginia airport.
Airport police took the unruly
passenger off the plane, and airport
firefighter-EMTs transported him to
a nearby hospital, according to
Gibbs.
As of late Tuesday morning, the
passenger had not been arrested or
charged with a crime, the airports
authority spokeswoman added.
By then, the other passengers --
none of whom was injured -- had
been rebooked on new Denver-
bound flights. Some opted to take
the first flight to Colorado on
Tuesday, while others chose to leave
later, according to Punzenberger,
the United spokesman.

most APC surporters are mentally blind from seeing d truth, like this

guys what do you have to say about this Heartbreaking photo of Syrian boy
protecting his little sister from air strikes
http:/// 8zzq0M

no need,we dont need them again,when we were slanded they refuse to help us, giving some sily escuse,now Rusia and china deed the needful, they want to come back here and pretend world power,pretend helper.
they just like a girl who left u wen u were broke,but when u win 50 milion from naira bet,she return and try to fake a smile for u, may be coming with food in a foodflask and say to you,(honey u are hungry, i cooked a delicious food hey for u,)oboy d kind embarasment i for give am she for regreat ever knowing me.

tunder strike Apc for that talk,i cant beleav they said dat,if PDP honour their parent they may even disown them all because of the hate they have for PDP,
Where in the ENTIRE world have you ever
head of immediate compensation after a
tragedy? How long did it take Lagos State
government to return school fees to the
students of LASU? Are they still not owing
other batches of students? This APC people
behave like they smoke their brooms. It is
either that or they've used their brooms to
sweep their brains away. Smh.

when mou stated using matic ahed of mikel,some mofos stated runing their mouth that matic is beta dan mikel forgeting all that mikel has done for chelsea all this while,he is overated just because he is white,he coudnt even mashal a midfield down to ten men,while mikel has done that against bacelona and bayen and in so many instance,he was even lucky to escape another red yestaday, was bundle out and replaced by a defender on that position,when ever chelsea are playing important and big team,you wil never see him on d field,unless chelsea are playing qpr,fulham and other smaler team, i knew a day wil cum when he wil av to prove that he is beta that mikel by wining d champions leak, but he cant cus he is just over rated,to me Ramires is a beta champions leaq player than matic

na so dem be

na tru o

Please I need your advice!!, 1 army man is
disturbing ma girlfriend like seriously!! I wan
go him barrack go warn ham,if possible I
fight ham......please should I go cos ma blood
is very hot

story dat hard d dick

ok ooooo i see as e dey do me for body

they are just discursing an isue not greeting

do u mean like calebrity?

ok i go

sorry mom,ur child is now a man,

i was here,@ d front page, i saw d post but i didnt want to coment because i taught u mean Niger republic. Ok make i buy space so i go build my new hux,if i win 2nyt bet 4 atlantic bet






































na mansion ah go build so d space no go do,

























oga seun beware of this land,dont claim it or u go see urself 4 sanko,













make i pray smal 4 my bet, go abeg make i win 2nyt own,so dat i go celebrate with my nairaland friends.







If i win all nairaland babes go be mine,
so help me god

congrat sir,we lov u

na so e be nigerian own dey too much

oboy,c as this talk they land buterfly on my stomacth,i wish i was d one,ah be like,baby slip here til day break make d devil wey dey outside no do u anytin,i wil be ur hero baby

1. First they nominated Buhari to
negotiate with the
Federal Government on their
behalf but sensing the
damage this might cause to his
political ambition,he
declined.
2. Then Buhari called on the FGN
and warned them
against using the police and Army
to kill boko haram
members.
3. Again Buhari declared that the
fight against boko
haram is against the north.
4. A member of British parliament
and EU parliament
separately called for the
investigation of APC for
sponsoring insurgency in
Nigeria,but till today that
investigation appear to have been
effectively checked
and aborted with some
“Hollywood” stunts by APC/
Buhari and their strategists.
5. With almost every Nigerian
believing that boko
haram is the military wing of APC
and doing Buhari’s
bidding, a “Hollywood” stunt was
pulled in Kaduna
where we were told that boko
haram made an
unsuccessful attempt on Buhari’s
life.
The poor retired general and
former head of state was
not caught unawares though as
he all of a sudden was
seen in an armoured SUV that
day,again he looked
unperturbed after the
performance.
Then we were told that boko
haram couldn’t have
attempted to kill him if he was
there sponsor.
6. Then entered a movie
mercenary from Australia who
against all flow of logic made the
most unintelligent
allegation in recent times.
He accussed Modu Sherif and
Gen.Ihejirika of being the
sponsors of boko haram.
This was happening immediately
Sherif defected to
PDP, but all the while he was in
APC ,he didn’t sponsor
boko haram.
Secondly,it was the same Ihejirika
that some elements
threatened to take to the
International Criminal Court
because of the ferocity of his war
against boko haram.
Now some incredible Nigerians
want to use all these
stunts to distance Buhari and APC
from boko haram.
7. Then followed massive image
laundering activities
for APC and Buhari to the extent
that some incredible
Nigerians unintelligently and
illogically accused
President Goodluck of sponsoring
boko haram,the
same boko haram that was
causing his government
severe headache.
Meanwhile Buhari is a muslim and
boko haram claim
they are muslims and attempted
creating Islamic
caliphate not Christian empire.
The boko haramites are from
northern Nigeria -Buhari’s
enclave not from Ijaw land.
Thirdly, they operate within
Buhari’s geographical
north not Niger Delta or southern
Nigeria.
They thrive and are welcome by
states controlled by
Buhari’s party-APC,as state
governors and
governments fold their arms and
keep watching event.
How can any reasonable and
intelligent person not
know that Buhari is connected to
Boko haram?
8. Then APC kicks off their
campaign with their prime
message centred primarily on
insecurity,a situation
created by the activities of boko
haram.
They encouraged and celebrated
every move of boko
haram making optimal political
profit from their
activities.
9. Most APC elites opposed to
Jonathan kept mute and
did not condemn the activities of
boko haram.
They find it more auspicious to
berate the FGN and
denigrate the efforts of our
security organisations in
tackling the insurgents.
10. Then WHAAAM! Boko haram
comes out boldly to
declare their support for Buhari/
APC (see link below)
Is any one in doubt anymore that
Buhari and his
ambition/desperation to rule
Nigeria again after 30
years has something to do with
boko haram?
Is anyone in doubt anymore that
APC is BOKO PARTY?
Will Nigerians vote Boko Haram
into power?
NOOOOOOO

Some people view d friendzone as a forbiden kingdom,or a hell in a cell,but here are some of the benefit u can optain if u use ur brain while being on the dreaded zone,
1.you will get closer to her friends,and that present an oppotunity for you to Bang her friends,

2. Free food, those in high school knows what it means like to be without a girl friend who can hand a helping hand when you are hungree,but with ur executive zone ur manager can present you with an unexpected meal,

3.she may become a future helping hand for you especialy if her husband is rich,she may decide to reward you for being there for her all this while.

4.Lesson,-- ones you have got the experience knowing what it means like being on the zone,you will know how to deal with ur future relationship,after all what does not kill only make you wise n stronger.

5.I pray to God that may i never be friendzone.

Bosko aka d boss

story for ODIN

oboy,na wey ah go see February 29 celebrate my birthday,wich kind tin be this,

rate the two, who rock it beter,had it been they were women?lolz

Down Memory Lane:
Stop Killing Boko Haram Members – Buhari
Tells FG
Former Head of State and Chieftain of the
Congress for Progressive Change, CPC, Major
General Muhammadu Buhari has asked the
Federal Government to stop the clampdown
of Boko Haram insurgents, saying Niger Delta
Militants were never killed or properties
belonging to them destroyed.
Buhari who spoke on Sunday on a Liberty
Radio programme, Guest of the Week
monitored said accused the government of
killing and destroying houses belonging to
Boko Haram members while the Niger Delta
militants get special treatment.
The former dictator said that unlike the
special treatment given to the Niger Delta
militants by the federal government, the Boko
Haram members were being killed and their
houses demolished by government.
While accusing President Jonathan of failing
from the beginning to address the security
situation in the country, Buhari said he has
never been in support of the state of
emergency in Borno, Yobe and Adamawa
state.
According to Buhari “what is responsible for
the security situation in the country is caused
by the activities of Niger Delta militants. Every
Nigerian that is familiar with what is
happening knows this. The Niger Delta
militants started it all.
“What happened is that the governors of the
Niger Delta region at that time wanted to win
their elections. So they recruited the youths
and gave them guns and bullets and used
them against their opponents to win
elections by force.
“After the elections were over, they asked the
boys to return the guns; the boys refused to
return the guns. Because of that, the
allowance that was being given to the youths
by the governors during that time was
stopped.
“The youths resorted to kidnapping oil
workers and were collecting dollars as
ransom. Now a boy of 18 to 20 years was
getting about 500 dollars in a week, why will
he go to school and spend 20 years to study
and then come back and get employed by
government to be paid N100,000 a month,
that is if he is lucky to get employment.
“So kidnapping becomes very rampant in the
South -South and the South -East. They
kidnapped people and were collecting
money.
“How did Boko Haram start? We know that
their leader, Mohammed Yusuf started his
militant and the police couldn’t control them
and the army was invited. He was arrested by
soldiers and handed over to the police.
“The appropriate thing to do, according to
the law, was for the police to carry out
investigations and charge him to court for
prosecution, but they killed him, his in-law
was killed, they went and demolished their
houses.
“Because of that, his supporters resorted to
what they are doing today.
You see in the case of the Niger Delta
militants, the late President Umaru Musa
Yar’adua sent an aeroplane to bring them, he
sat down with them and discussed with
them, they were cajoled, and they were given
money and granted amnesty.
“They were trained in some skills and were
given employment, but the ones in the north
were being killed and their houses were
being demolished.
They are different issues, what brought this?
It is injustice”.
While fielding questions in English in the
same programme, Buhari said that the
promoters of the All Progressive Congress
(APC) were aware of the challenges ahead of
them in an effort to get the party registered,
saying “the road to merger is quite rough.
“The ruling party, with its enormous
resources and its capacity for coercion has
seen it as a threat and they have said it.
Personally, I came to realise since 2007 that
Nigerians believe that the only way to
stabilise the system of multi-party democracy
is for the opposition parties that have
representatives right from Councillors to the
National Assembly come together to deliver
their constituencies democratically.
This is the only way you can counter PDP’s
enormous physical and material influence in
the country”
He expressed optimism that the All
Progressive Congress will be registered
saying “by nature, I am an optimist. If I were
not an optimist, I will not attempt to contest
the presidency three times and end up in the
Supreme Court three times. I believe we are
going to be registered.
“There is a law guiding party registration
which states that you must have your
headquarters in the nation’s capital that can
be identified by INEC and you must have a
convention. All the three parties involved have
held their conventions and have agreed to
forsake our existing parties and go for APC.
“At the national level, we must have those
who will run the party. As soon as we meet
these criteria and INEC acknowledge that, 30
days after the acknowledgement , we are
APC whether INEC write us and give us the
registration or not”