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my post has never hit front page,no one like my pics, d highest nomber of like i got from my coment is just 60,others are just 8,2,10 etc, my post atract just 90 view n 9 post, no one folows me, all they do is quot and insult me, i even apply 4 nairaland mode and no reply,av been ban 3 tyms before, Nairalanders what av i done wrong, i know u may think am desperate, or am childish, but i dont care,

lawrenceunaa:
lol eyah so want her suv nah...

oboy no be small mater o

Is it true that Oyedepo's winners chapel has no pillar holding the building? Your comments needed.

This woman suspected the husband of
having sex
with their maid,then she set a trap for the
husband by sending the maid to the village
for the weekend without telling the husband.
At night,the husband told his usual
story"darling i want to go and watch
wrestling in the sitting room"he left.The wife
silently went to the maid's room lying down
on the bed naked without any light,he open
the door and join her on the bed without
wasting time and without a word,he had sex
with her. after the fifth round she said,it's
enough,i have caught you,so this is how you
use to have sex with her,you will do two
round and you wil tell me you are tired;fifth
round now you are still demanding for
more...The gateman replied "AM SORRY
MADAM I DIDNT KNOW U WERE D ONE"
She shouted,then the husband rushed in and
caught them,if u are the man or woman,what
will u do?............ .:

This morning I just dey escort one of my
friends to the bus stop from my house
when
I see one clean beautiful girl come out
from
her Brand New Range Rover SUV dey cry,
dey
kneel down dey beg one slim bobo wey be
like say him never chop for months.The
babe
just dey beg dey cry dey follow the guy,
dey
tell am say she no need money, she no
need
Brazilian wigs, she no want house or
anything, she say she no even need the
SUV
all she want na him love, him kisses and
him
warm embrace. The babe just dey shout
dey
cry.When I hear these words my heart
stop,
my head spark and my brain burst, the guy
no even dey look the babe sef, na there me
I
vex say if this guy no value this girl well
right
now me I don fall in love be that, so make I
go claim this girl. But as I near them, one
man
just touch me for back say Mr Man abeg no
block the camera… na film dem dey
shoot.....
I just tire! Life could be so so unfair

A priest and a Rev.Sister are on their way
back home from a trip when their car breaks
down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they
decide to spend the night in a hotel.
The only hotel in the town has only one room
available.
PRIEST: Sister, I don't think the Lord would
have a problem, under the circumstances, if
we spent the night together in this one room.
I'll sleep on the floor and you have the bed.
SISTER: I think that would be okay.
(They prepare for bed and each one takes
their agreed place in the room.)
Ten minutes later...
FATHER: Sister, I'm terribly cold.
SISTER: Okay, I'll get you a blanket. (She does.)
Ten minutes later...
FATHER: Sister, I'm still terribly cold.
SISTER: Okay Father, I'll get you another
blanket. (She does)
Ten minutes later...
FATHER: Sister, I'm still terribly cold. I don't
think the Lord would mind if we acted as
man and wife just for this one night.
SISTER: You're absolutely right... Now get up
and get your own blanket.

people just dey hate mikel becus he is stil playing,wen he retire thats wen dey wil stat to hail him,people tend to pity memory than present

gone are the days when love was just a heart to heart tin, u can stay 3 days without a lov leter from ur lover and u belive notin wrong, that ur lover stil cares even wen he or she does not write, but now d story has changed,if u stay 3 days without a call from ur babe,or boo u begin to feel abandond,u likely hear a scenario like she is not picking my call, does it means that love now adays depend on d nomber of tym ur guy or girl call u? How do u feel when ur lover does not call? Ur Opinion and ofcos Insult are needed

This morning I just dey escort one of my
friends to the bus stop from my house when
I see one clean beautiful girl come out from
her Brand New Range Rover SUV dey cry, dey
kneel down dey beg one slim bobo wey be
like say him never chop for months.The babe
just dey beg dey cry dey follow the guy, dey
tell am say she no need money, she no need
Brazilian wigs, she no want house or
anything, she say she no even need the SUV
all she want na him love, him kisses and him
warm embrace. The babe just dey shout dey
cry.When I hear these words my heart stop,
my head spark and my brain burst, the guy
no even dey look the babe sef, na there me I
vex say if this guy no value this girl well right
now me I don fall in love be that, so make I
go claim this girl. But as I near them, one man
just touch me for back say Mr Man abeg no
block the camera… na film dem dey shoot.....
I just tire! Life could be so so unfair

some fish brain girls be like i love a dark guy, wen their father,mother are fair,and she is rubing bleaching cream too,tel me how u go take born dark pikin may another girl lov them black, and to dark guys if u like celebrate 4 being black,if u like black like crudeoil,if u dont av money, that fair guy wil drive ur girl away 4 ur front

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Some are Reading, some are commenting!

VickyyB:
It amaze me how Nairaland guys tend to speak for us.

Their fish brain eh.

a mad man wunt acept that he is mad,rather wil be caling others mad man,

it was teriblle, wen we met i was in level 200 while she was in level 100,it was on my 3rd year and her second year that it hapen after we dated 4 close to 2 years,and she was my first love, we had an argument and i was d one who did d wrong ting,and she told me,i shud never cum 2 her hux again, i told her she wunt even see me again in her fuc.ken hux. it was d next day, that i realize wat i av just did, it was den i knew that d love i had 4 her was so strong and d scale fall from my eyes, men i wept like a baby, tears roll like never before in my eyes, i try to call her and apologise but she never pik, after d experience, 4 years av pass and i find it dificult to fall in love again,av try it wid so many girls but i always send them out after d kpekus, so that i wunt fall again,even till now i endure unimaginable pain,and d worst is that she is pregnant for another man,i dont tink i wil ever fall in love again, for love dont last,

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In what many have classified as a
hypocrisy-ladden publicity stunt, the
Presidency released pictures and videos
of the President GEJ carrying bags of rice
in a relief camp in Maiduguri, an area
that has been hard hit with the Boko-
Haram insurgency.
Observers say that the President, who
was in company of the Stomach
Infrastructure Inventor, Mr. Fayose (who
doubles as the Ekiti State Governor), both
folded up their sleeves and off-loaded
bags of rice from a waiting truck amidst
tight security, mirroring the rice bag
carrying tactics of revered Prophet T.B
Joshua (who had no security).
Meanwhile, Opposition leaders have said
that the President is just trying all means
necessary to solicit votes from the
electorate as political heavyweights
prepare to slug it out for the 2015
Presidential Ticket.

is it posible to fall in love with a guy or girl who is a caboncopy of ur ex lover? May be ur ex is late and her family offer u her twin sister in exchage, May be u broke up with d girl/guy u love so much,or may be he or she is maried to someone else,and u find it dificult to let go,then sudenly u find a guy or girl who strike a resemblance with ur ex,is it posible to replace her with ur ex without stil having feelings for ur ex?

eh i don forget somtin,brb

not for sale,keep off

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samflexxy:
Lols you try

i don try na tru u talk,

this is the most popular guy on Nairaland. Am from Akwaibom,

My Name is caleb sylvanus Udo, I am d boss,--i am made of strenght--I am made of black,

what are u made of?

Xhammy:
can't wait to see it hold @ikotepkene

wey in ikotekpene are u from,am from abak,can we meet?

1985, IBB was the president of Nigeria and
our
teachers told us that Buhari was the former
Head
of state. Our teacher also called us "the
leaders of
tomorrow" 27 years later, IBB and Buhari are
still
contesting for Presidency. Its either our
teacher lied
to us about being the leaders of tomorrow.
Or
tomorrow is yet to come. Who's fooling
who? In
1983, Bamanga Tukur was the Governor of
the
defunct Gongola State (now Adamawa &
Taraba)
and 30 years later, he is today the Chairman
of the
ruling Party, The PDP; Dr. Bello Halliru was
commissioner in the Old Sokoto State (now
Sokoto, Kebbi & Zamfara) and 33 years after
he is
today Minister of Defence; Major General
David
Mark(rtd) was the military governor of Niger
State
in 1984 and 28years later he is today the
Senate
President; Gov. Murtala Nyako was the
governor of
Niger State in 1976 and 36years later he is
today
the Governor of Adamawa State; Ogbonnaya
Onu
was governor of Abia State in 1992 and
20years
after he is today the National Chairman of
ANPP;
Gov. David Jonah Jang was the governor of
Benue
State in 1985 and 27years after he is today
the
governor of plateau state; and Martins Elechi
the
Ebonyi State Governor is over 80 years old!
Only
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today
have no hope into the future! From strike in
health
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okay i want to apologise make una no kill me with turnder,if u need real cheat add me on facebook@ caleb sylvanus or like www.facebook.com/calebosko

Just a joke...
Akpos and his gang kidnapped some
musicians on their way from airport to the
downtown of warri in a bus.. But
unfortunately akpos boss who 'll give them
price tag was not around.. So akpos gave
him a phone call.. And the following
conversation took place:-
Akpos: hello oga
Oga: akpos how now?
Akpos: we don catch a bus with full of
nigerian musicians. But i no know how i go
take price them.
Oga: tell me their names and i go tell u the
price.
Akpos: okay eemm,,p square, dbanj and 2face
Oga: thirty million naira each.. last.
Akpos: okay then naeto-c and banky-w
Oga: twenty-twenty million naira last
Akpos: okay then wizkid, davido, olamide
and iceprince.
Oga: twenty-twenty million naira
Akpos: ehemm.. Then style plus.
Oga: who be that?
Akpos: the guys wey sing "four years don
wakka"
Oga: 25 thousand naira for the three of
them.
Akpos: okayy... Then one here wey get White
bia bia, say him name na Elvis grey
Oga: na he goat?
Akpos: na im name be That... I no know am,
but him say he sing "killing me with Timaya"
Oga: akpos!! Give am money for tranport,
make he waka... Na so guys like him go dey
finish our food.. And we no go gain
anything!!

Just a joke...
Akpos and his gang kidnapped some
musicians on their way from airport to the
downtown of warri in a bus.. But
unfortunately akpos boss who 'll give them
price tag was not around.. So akpos gave
him a phone call.. And the following
conversation took place:-
Akpos: hello oga
Oga: akpos how now?
Akpos: we don catch a bus with full of
nigerian musicians. But i no know how i go
take price them.
Oga: tell me their names and i go tell u the
price.
Akpos: okay eemm,, dbanj and 2face
Oga: thirty million naira each.. last.
Akpos: okay then naeto-c and banky-w
Oga: twenty-twenty million naira last
Akpos: okay then wizkid, davido, olamide
and iceprince.
Oga: twenty-twenty million naira
Akpos: ehemm.. Then style plus.
Oga: who be that?
Akpos: the guys wey sing "four years don
wakka"
Oga: 25 thousand naira for the three of
them.
Akpos: okayy... Then one here wey get White
bia bia, say him name na Elvis grey
Oga: na he goat?
Akpos: na im name be That... I no know am,
but him say he sing "killing me with Timaya"
Oga: akpos!! Give am money for tranport,
make he waka... Na so guys like him go dey
finish our food.. And we no go gain
anything!!

abeg make una no kill me with laught,naija too like free things

liljboy:
. Lwkmd....... thunder fire your generation

lolz una like free tinz

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and that will even make her more popular,