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i will go for first 1.don jazzy,2.jude okoye,3.mastercraft. Beside i lov it when donjazzy sing,i love his voice,i lov him as singer more dan a producer

if u get big boob,big ass,fine face,fine legs,flat bele,figure 8,,,,,men i don go sell my fada hux 4 lagos cum marry u shapaly....... Cus if i waist tym i fit enter friendzone wey i no wan enter till i die

op u nodey kuk 4 hux?y u dey cry tears, Eh wait,y dis people nodey ea wait make i c first to coment enter,i no like dis kind ting o

somebody told me mikel was a snail,but d Germans are more like a milipeed,dats class......sometimes footbal is more dan run run,mikel was class.

somebody told me mikel was a snail,but d Germans are more like a milipeed,dats class......sometimes footbal is more dan run run,mikel was class.

somebody told me mikel was a snail,but d Germans are more like a milipeed,dats class......sometimes footbal is more dan run run,mikel was class.

somebody told me mikel was a snail,but d Germans are more like a milipeed,dats class......sometimes footbal is more dan run run,mikel was class.

somebody told me mikel was a snail,but d Germans are more like a milipeed,dats class......sometimes footbal is more dan run run,mikel was class.

my best 11 for this world cup 1.ochao, 2,Aurier,3marcelo,5 thiago silver,6,flaar, 4.toni kroos, 8.james rodiguez,10,Valbuena, 11,messi,robben,suarez.


.............................suarez..............................

Robben.............................................messi

................................james.............................

................valbuena...............t.kroos........

Macelo..............................................Aurier
.........................t.silver/flaar.......................

...............................ochao.............................



Sub..dimaria,neyma,ozil,philip lamp,quadrado,oscar,zabeleta,muller,matuidi,neuer,

Am crazy 4 pop and RNB,
chek out ma curent play list download and tanks me later or add me on facebuk caleb sylvanus,or 2go@ Djcaleb25
my favorite man is jason derulo,taio cruz,treysong, brandy,mario,p square ,faze,n davido,
chek out,

1.getaway-jaosn derulo,
2.caling my angel-jason derlo,
3.not a bad thing-justin timberlake,
4.i"ll never lov again-taio cruz
5.spacebound-Eminem
6.they dont lov u no more-Dj caled ft rick rose,jayz,montana
7.big girls cry-SIA
8.heart attack-trey songs
9.dont u dare-taio cruz,
10.loved me bak 2 live-celine dion.
11.in lov wid my guiter-jason derulo
12.mirror-justin timberlake
13.marry me-jason derulo
14.no more heroes-westlife
15.pills n portions-nicky minaj
16.i can be-taio curz
17.am blessed-faze
18.brandy human
19.adaobi-don jazzy
20.break ur heart-ludacris.
This my curent playlist.. Ok add touching by trey song ft niky minaj,2014

IF I BECOME NAIJA PRESIDENT, My 7 points
agenda
1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl
who breaks each others heart will spend
20years in jail.
2. No man is entitled to more than one
wife.
3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl
without figure 8 will have to relocate to
Iran or Iraq for survival...
4. No work on Mondays
5. You must not have more than 2kids..
6. If U are married and ain't paying
attention to your wife,you will be jailed
until you change.
7. Every cheating man or woman must be
kept in a zoo for 2months.
8. No sex until U seek permission from
your local Govt. and it's once per month.
Will u vote for me

op u mean like this??

I just dey wid ma girlfriend,one guy cum pik am for my front comot for Jeep, E no even giv me smal respect,ah say make i login Nairaland so i go forget my sorrow,na i cum see this poo.... Capenter how much 4 this casket??..so na friendzone i bin dey since.

Do you know that chatting with a fat Girl
consumes your MB?
Do you know that listening to Rick Ross
music makes you add weight?
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As i just dey wid ma galfriend,one guy come carry am comot 4 jeeb,ah say make i log in Nairaland so i go forget my sorows, women are EVEil na now i cum dey tink say e 4 beta if God bin no creat dem,make e be only man dey, i 4 like be gayious but i no wan make dem tear ma yash so if poo dey wory me i no go fit control,

chek out this new hot singles for RNB lovers 1."Nothing" by mase ft Eric bellinger,2."pils n portion" by Nicky minaj, 3."big girls cry" by SIA, 4."dont cum calling back" by Taio cruz, 5.trey songs wid ful new album....

chek out this new hot singles for RNB lovers 1."Nothing" by mase ft Eric bellinger,2."pils n portion" by Nicky minaj, 3."big girls cry" by SIA, 4."dont cum calling back" by Taio cruz, 5.trey songs wid ful new album....

After their return from Brazil World
cup,Super Eagles players were so ashamed
of their great failure that they decided to
disguise themselves so as not to be
recognized
Mikel obi disguised himself as a
monk,while walking round the street of
Jos,suddenly an old lady walked up to him
and said"Hi Mikel".Mikel was amazed and
annoyed that the old woman could
recognise him,disappointe d,he went
home and dressed as a Mallam.
Again he bumped into the same old lady
and she said "How do you do Mikel?
Confused,Mikel asked "But how do you
recognise me Mama?.the old lady laughed
out loud and said"Are you stupid or what?
Its me Joseph Yobo"

After their return from Brazil World
cup,Super Eagles players were so ashamed
of their great failure that they decided to
disguise themselves so as not to be
recognized
Mikel obi disguised himself as a
monk,while walking round the street of
Jos,suddenly an old lady walked up to him
and said"Hi Mikel".Mikel was amazed and
annoyed that the old woman could
recognise him,disappointe d,he went
home and dressed as a Mallam.
Again he bumped into the same old lady
and she said "How do you do Mikel?
Confused,Mikel asked "But how do you
recognise me Mama?.the old lady laughed
out loud and said"Are you stupid or what?
Its me Joseph Yobo"

After their return from Brazil World
cup,Super Eagles players were so ashamed
of their great failure that they decided to
disguise themselves so as not to be
recognized
Mikel obi disguised himself as a
monk,while walking round the street of
Jos,suddenly an old lady walked up to him
and said"Hi Mikel".Mikel was amazed and
annoyed that the old woman could
recognise him,disappointe d,he went
home and dressed as a Mallam.
Again he bumped into the same old lady
and she said "How do you do Mikel?
Confused,Mikel asked "But how do you
recognise me Mama?.the old lady laughed
out loud and said"Are you stupid or what?
Its me Joseph Yobo"

so chibok girl abduction na film? Y dem arest d key actor na?? Na who go act d part 2?

#mikel u av tried ur best,u av make money
n fame 4 d pass 9 years,ur my
model...,fhuck poor haters,. #even jobo u
one of d best we ever had,100 caps no be
beans,wid breattaking goals both for
evaton and nigeria,just that we dont
appriciate wat we av.....someday d world
wil remember you....

#mikel u av tried ur best,u av make money
n fame 4 d pass 9 years,ur my
model...,fhuck poor haters,. #even jobo u
one of d best we ever had,100 caps no be
beans,wid breattaking goals both for
evaton and nigeria,just that we dont
appriciate wat we av.....someday d world
wil remember you....

#mikel u av tried ur best,u av make money
n fame 4 d pass 9 years,ur my
model...,fhuck poor haters,. #even jobo u
one of d best we ever had,100 caps no be
beans,wid breattaking goals both for
evaton and nigeria,just that we dont
appriciate wat we av.....someday d world
wil remember you....

Bokohalam claim responsibility for the Nairaland attack, in a new video release yestaday by d bokohalam leader Abubaka shecow. d dreaded insurgent claim responsibility 4 d recent attack which lead to data lost which claim all ma numerous likes and post. And also APC blem PDP and d president (Seun asewa) and his cabinet(Mods)4 some recent useless post in nairaland which led to d attack, But he no go beta 4 dem 4 all ma likes wey i no see again, and i pray that the president(seun)wil continue to rule til 2026 and even entarnity and wil recover al d lost data.

Bokohalam claim responsibility for the Nairaland attack, in a new video release yestaday by d bokohalam leader Abubaka shecow. d dreaded insurgent claim responsibility 4 d recent attack which lead to data lost which claim all ma numerous likes and post. And also APC blem PDP and d president (Seun asewa) and his cabinet(Mods)4 some recent useless post in nairaland which led to d attack, But he no go beta 4 dem 4 all ma likes wey i no see again, and i pray that the president(seun)wil continue to rule til 2026 and even entarnity and wil recover al d lost data.

as nairaland been no dey dos few days,men i for don die,na now i know say am adicted to this site, hmmm i bin mis thos funny and crazy coment from my felow nairalanders, God bless seun asewa or wetin be dat ur name sef,God bless me,God bless my felow nairalanders, wen ever am in a bad mood na to just login nairaland and d funny coment go just take my lonlyness away asap,tank u all

If ur not good in leter writing..i pity u... Because nigeria is writing leter now for fun...make i do cum write to OBAMA..ask am why him dy drive humer wen garri na one cup 200 for nigeria..


Ma first time 2 coment for Nairaland after 4 years of being a member,, how many likes for me??

I don post my nude 2 4 ma facebook watxap and 2go add up DJcaleb25 @ 2go to view my own,.....my own bad pass osu own,


dis ma first coment 4 Nairaland,after 4 years of being a member,,,,....how many likes for me!!!

Laugh wan kil me hey..

Its a festive season,everybody crave for,even the iluminati,the world of wresling (WWE),football world and even all sector of living celebrate it,may b d exitement,may b d admospher,all contribute in making dis day,one of d bigest in history ........
This is My first time of giving coment,after four years of being a member in Nairaland...how many likes 4 me!!