₦airaland Forum

Rayd502:
That fall didn't look like a skit...it was a bad fall.He must have severed his spine.

You may be right, i was just being sacarstic by saying it was skit.

usagee36:
Example.

precisely.

Soon wealthy people would not be able to go outside their mansions without being robbed by the poor and hungry, the poor and hungry will start breaking into the rich houses and robbing them of food and cash.


The war will be between the rich and the poor. It is inevitable! Question is, how soon?

This Tifnubu regime will favour me and my family, we will go witdraw free cash from agbado bank Lagos with our agbado cards,


The suffering are only for Obidiients,Pita hobi, and soutyeast people.

Very massive achievement! This is like discovering the moon, microwave or electricity!

usagee36:
Common in America. His a sperm donor who decided to be known. They are lesbians or feminist whose clock are moving fast without a husband. He must have signed off his parental rights.

Not too far from the truth, those women are well into their 50's from the look of them, never mind the heavy make ups

dangermouse:
Dude has poor choice of ladies obviously from the pics am seeing and the comments by the ladies.

Absolutely! The women look like clones and like some of those jobless wellfare benefit claiming layabouts.

usagee36:
Don't know of Africa but in America he can sue her for this. You have to let others know you are a carrier.

Correct, but in Africa "God epp us" they would say. God must epp them in everything, God clearly didn't epp this Zimbabwean guy.

Kenneth4u205:
One Zimbabwe lady wanted to kpai me too . My only saving grace was that I fear God and never touched her.

But the man story is not complete. Did she infect him or not ?.

Some doctors said she won't be able to infect him if she is taking her medication regularly.

A good nairalander can help us verify this by engaging in sex with a hiv individual that takes their drug regularly

No problem, bring the woman who is HIV positive and taking her medicine regularly, i will fork her and then tell you if she infected me.

I read that a lot of his sheepish worshippers considered him their father and that he made them took on his name as their surname.

gidgiddy:
Even if this story is true, Ajoke Joshua was adopted by TB Joshua as a baby and raised by him in his household. He is the only father she knows and has every right to call the man who adopted her, gave her his surname, and raised her so.
She is as much his daughter as any biological daughter

But wether she is his biological daughter was never the issue, the issue is if the sexual molestation allegations against women she confirmed are true

Err... biological and adopted are not and will never be the same, underline the word biological..

sukkot:
stomach infrastructure. stomach padding

sukkot:
na only starch you dey eat

Naigerians eat more starch than anything, i guess they want to fill their stomach rather, hence the starchy foods. I mean, why would they wanna spent 3 thousand on fruit and veg? When they could buy bag of yam for the same price. It is quantity not quality for them. If they eat fruits, veg. And salads they would be physically unable to walk a mile in that hot sunshine

Must you people eat rice How about potatoes? either sweet or normal potatoes they are very tasty and healthier than rice. What bout corn meals? Or maize, Cassava these are far better than rice.

Who da hell in their right mind would eat roadside snack in Naigeria? Only suicidal people.

So he was wearing silppers, trouser and shirt, without no exercise, or training and suddenly he went jumping up, lifting his body weight to play basket ball? Ofcourse, he will fall and hit his head, he might also have some undiagnosed external or internal illness.


Anyway, i don't think this news is true, it might be one of his skits too, everything is skit nowadays even death or dying has become skits. Until i see him buried in the ground i might believe it, even burying him in the ground could be a skit too.

Yugoslavia247:
Some people have health issues without even knowing

Millions of people, especially in Naigeria, this guy probarbly has never done any exercise in his whole entire life but suddenly he is seen jumping up to play basket ball without no traning or even wearing the correct clothing for the sport. I see in the picture that he is wearing open toe slippers.

Yahoo pastor.

This will affect Biafranians, Obidients and southyeasts people only. But it will favour me and my agbado and agbero families.

favor914:
Lazy Almijiri be waiting for Tinubu to come & reverse your misery.

You no get shame.

Yea, just like your lazy almajiri father and generations


Your father no get shame.

More rubbish! the zhoo is going down the drain..

Every morron has become economic adviser in the Zhoo.

FreeStuffsNG:
His words, “The naira is undervalued by 33.58 percent at the parallel market rate of N1,285 per dollar and 4.16 percent at the NAFEM rate of N890.54 percent.”


He shut down the opinion of some analysts that the country needs to spend less, arguing that what the nation needs to do is to spend efficiently and not less.

Brilliant economic analysis by Mr Bismarck Rewane that many will still fail or struggle to comprehend. Smh.

Keep your naira! Naira is currently undervalued. If you exchange your naira for a USD, you are actually exchanging your wealth for poverty by overpaying for the overvalued US dollar.

Expect a boon in the economy and a massive leap in our national aggregate output. Subsidy removal alone will fetch us about N4 Trillion while free float of the naira fetches Nigeria another N4 trillion, this total N8 trillion would have been converted to US dollars and exported overseas but for the brilliant and patriotic leadership of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
May God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

Absolute gibberish!! you can try as hard as you want to make it sound positive but it is all gibberish!


Tifnubu has ruined Naigerian economy, Tifnubu has nothing to offer Naigerians, Tifnubu is corrupt up to his eye balls.


You can keep dreaming... nothing wrong with dreaming. Every morron has become unqualified self appointed economy analysts and adviser on Nairaland.

Tifnubu is farting and urinating on himself more like...

matify83:
If you live up to your pay check and job description, we won't be desperate to pay ransom to those blood thirsty scalawags using our loved ones for target practice in order to make us pay under duress.

Bandits have devices a new method to kidnapping by taking several people from a given family then senselessly sacrifice one in order to make outrageous demands.

They will definitely meet their Waterloo before the year runs out.

God pass dem

There is nothing God can do, God is clearly useless otherwise God shoulda stopped them from kidnapping someone in the first place. Only police can do something, find, arrest and jail the kidnappers.

HateBigots:
Then do something about it. Incompetent people in government

I taya ooo! Naa! They will never do something about it.

Advancedman:
Guarantor is collateral.

Yes, A guarantor is a very delicate and responsible thing to be for somone. I would never be guarantor to anyone not even my family members

Redomi:
We always blame the government, but 95% if Nigerians are corrupt including myself and yourself

This is the truth, the truth and nothing but the truth.

truthfinder319:
Wrong. Thousands apply for 50 vacancies even in UK and USA

Not quite, thousands? How many thousands? Come to Job centres over here in my hood there are hardly anyone seeking jobs in them the centres are always empty. Even though there are many jobs advertised in the job centres.

Whaaaaaaat?!! this is why so many people are Japaing to be enslaved in Europe by pink people. This is just the start..... it will get worst, soon wealthy people would not be able or free to leave their mansions without being robbed by hungry people. Infact, hungry people will soon began to rob wealthy people's houses for food and cash.

Putindbutt:
Nobody in your generation, past, present and future will ever win a noble laureate.

I don't think you wanna lick my butt, i know you wanna fork and lick my butt too.

I think you should bring Soyinka with you when you come to fork my butt, so Soyinka can fork my butt too.