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PoliticsRe: 7 Nigerian Peacekeepers Killed In Ivory Coast by Callimo(m): 3:32pm On Jun 10, 2012
berem: niger or nigeria whats the difference anyway? both countries were named after the river niger. rest in peace brave soldiers!
Ur brain is water-logged, walai. kiss kiss
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh In Secondary School Uniform by Callimo(m): 7:37pm On Jun 08, 2012
I THINK WE'V GOT MUCH BETTER THINGS TO DISCUSS THAN SHITS LIKE THIS.

mODERATOR, I THINK U DESERVE SOME STROKES OF THE LASH FOR PUTTING THIS ON FRONT PAGE.
PoliticsRe: Lawsuit Filed In Chicago Over Nigerian Plane Crash by Callimo(m): 7:30pm On Jun 08, 2012
texazzpete: What 'bullsh!t' reasons?! What do you know? The investigation is ongoing...anything before that concludes is just pure hearsay.

We all know why the man is suing them...and it all leads to dollar signs. Happily enough, the chances of him winning anything are really remote.

Suing a manufacturer is not 'the least' he can do to quench his anger. Why didn't the victims of the tanker fire deaths in Lagos go and sue Toyota or Honda? Are their family members any less 'vexed'? You keep exposing your imbecility the more you make this brainless argument.
Floks like you souldnt be allowed here. i think your level of reasoning isn't matured enough for you to post in discussions of this level.

Do urself good by going back to shool to get smthing into ur empty head. DUNS
PoliticsRe: Lawsuit Filed In Chicago Over Nigerian Plane Crash by Callimo(m): 7:21pm On Jun 08, 2012
Isaactop9: Ibo and money. Instead of mourning his wife who died he is looking for case to hammer cheesy he for sue GEJ than suing ppl that manufactured the plane long tym ago.
YOU ARE AN ASS-HOLE. FOOL kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: How Would You Cope With A Snoring Partner? by Callimo(m): 1:49am On Jun 07, 2012
ceeceeco: what will you do if you are with your girl friend in a hotel and you see your dad walk in with another woman?
Am gonna ask for somthing he had refused me for long time grin grin
NA my opportunity be that nah!!
RomanceRe: How Would You Cope With A Snoring Partner? by Callimo(m): 1:45am On Jun 07, 2012
Idowuogbo: Wots d biggie? Wear plugs or suffer in silence.
Walai, I do marvl at ur posts most times. Suffer in slence huh huh for how long my dear. angry angry
TV/MoviesRe: Nollywood Movie Awards Pics by Callimo(m): 1:34am On Jun 07, 2012
cdz: Seriously, why don't we just cut the strip tease and simply show up at these events STARK naked? Methinks it'll make for easy appraisal of who's who and who's got what and in what proportion and colour and shape. It disgusts me to see us like this: baring breasts and half boiled legs. I look at these photos and I don't see any people; I just see boobs and legs! What's up with that? Thought we were Africans with a culture?
Am so happy to find a soul that thinks African and Nigerian. How can a Nigerian gal copy what's not hers badly.
We'v got cultures and traditionS; that's what oyibo de promote to make money= CULTURE AND TRADITION shocked shocked. These pictures stinks. In fact I almost throw up seing these nonsences.
Gush!!!! kiss kiss We rely on the internet to know whats happening back at home; but this one doesnt represnt us at all. NOT AFRICAN, NOT NIGERIAN. They are just shits. Dahmn!!
PoliticsRe: Airspace Not Shut Down For First Lady, Says Minister by Callimo(m): 12:20am On Jun 07, 2012
GP15: If Patience was in Lagos over d wkend nd left only on Monday, u kinda wonder wat her reaction was afta d crash. She flew out of Lagos on Monday? A day after d crash? About the same time her husband was visiting the site? Sumtin stinks!
I kinda follow ur thoth. If the 1st lady was in Lagos till after the clash, she is very unlikely to fly bak to Abj that same day if she claims to be a mama for Nigerians.
It's very much possible the airport was short down for her departure; unfortunately d crash came b4 she got to the airport.

On the other hand, I see some truth in this rumour, haven got the wind from a very senior insider in the Aviation ministry on the very day (Sunday) the plane crashed. There is truth inthere guys.
The minister should have gone by now.
NYSCRe: Where And When Did You Do Your NYSC? by Callimo(m): 10:55pm On Jun 05, 2012
Jaytee67: I served in Enugu state during 1992/93 (2nd Batch) NYSC year. Specifically, I served at Enugu Sports Club, near MODOTEL and Railway G R A
It was an unforgettable experience
Oga we de salute..oo
U are kajerred by now cheesy cheesy
NYSCRe: Where And When Did You Do Your NYSC? by Callimo(m): 10:36pm On Jun 05, 2012
Akulga LGA, Rivers State 2009/2010, Batch A. Fun filled service yr I must confess guys. cheesy cheesy

Any house member who served in rivers 2009/2010 batch A huh huh
PoliticsRe: Pictures: Jonathan, Fashola, Amosun Visit Crash Site by Callimo(m): 3:39pm On Jun 04, 2012
Super1759: Why is that soldier laughing behind GEJ,is it fuNny? Mchewwwwwwwwwwww
I wonda..ooo Na yeye de worry am
TravelRe: Before Leaving Nigeria: Things You Must Know by Callimo(m): 2:17pm On Jun 02, 2012
papatosibe: I agree. No backpain, no SSI check grin
grin grin grin how U wan get ur garry b4. Mahn! u must tell stories now, abi u wan get am by.... grin grin grin
TravelRe: Before Leaving Nigeria: Things You Must Know by Callimo(m): 2:11am On Jun 02, 2012
papatosibe: With fringe benefits like early retirement and a lifetime on Vicodin and other pain meds. Why get a good education when you can spend the rest of your life on SSI . . .
Some guys come with Ekwekekwe for the pains anyway. But its all for the bux; no pains no pay grin grin
TravelRe: Before Leaving Nigeria: Things You Must Know by Callimo(m): 2:06am On Jun 02, 2012
papatosibe: Get rid of your heavy accent and always wear cologne. I hate FOBs.

If possible please stay in Naija. Too many of you here already. most are good for nothing anyway.
See madness huh huh. Yeye person, we go block ur account for here if u post dis kind shit nxt time.
TravelRe: Before Leaving Nigeria: Things You Must Know by Callimo(m): 2:02am On Jun 02, 2012
sadyeek: [size=16pt]how do you guys mean skills now? for, say someone coming to study, what rules apply to that person, abi its this same ones?

What i mean is, what skills will i rely on to get a job as a student.

Thnks...
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As for skills, crane operators, truck drivers, tractor operators and other operators of heavy duty earth moving machines are lacking.

Acquire those and ur are in it kpomkwem grin grin grin
TravelRe: Before Leaving Nigeria: Things You Must Know by Callimo(m): 1:27am On Jun 02, 2012
One thing I wanna tell any guy-man wey still de Naija is to put head down and find a space in the country where you can solve a problem. Look around you , u must find smthing u will do to better the lots of humanity; like that u make ur cool cash.

Discover a problem, solve that problem and money starts pumping into ur acc. Just dont think of travle, the economy of the western world is in total downward swing.My guys its not easy outside here at all. The whole world now depends on Africa for survival. So ,if u r still in Africa, pls stay put nd find ground where u can match. There r more destitutes in NYC than our dear Lagos if u don know.

Naija is the destination (162m people)good mkt for anything u can think of
BusinessRe: Help A Friend To Invest 500 Thousand Naira. by Callimo(m): 10:21pm On Jun 01, 2012
Fhemmmy: And you are right, cos you have to be aiight first before you could make anyone else aiight . . .
Thats not the way. In giving out infos; u make ur points open-ended, in other words not being specific of ur source and contacts. What u giv out is idear of how the stuff works=

buy kopa @ $x , sell to buyers in EU,US or Asian nations @$z making $q
BusinessRe: First Bank Nigeria Holding Company: Formerly First Bank Group by Callimo(m): 10:06pm On Jun 01, 2012
Certainly not surprised. angry angry, They can only hold and not give out. If that Bank has ever frustrated u in business, then u will know what HOLDING stands for in their name. their biggest prob is not knowing what the word TIME means in business.
Holding my foot kiss kiss
BusinessRe: Help A Friend To Invest 500 Thousand Naira. by Callimo(m): 3:48pm On Jun 01, 2012
BUSH MAN: for every body who is intrested in the metal/copper business, the reasons that i ve not share this infor. is my partners do not want me to, for me no problem but they said NO! am sorry if i ve led you guys on, but i ve got your maill addresses for future biznes, make una no vex abeg
MR.BUSHMAN, In case u decide to share the info, am interested dahmn much. U can post on pmsltnslimited@gmail.com But its good to share idears bro
BusinessRe: Francophone Company Registration Information by Callimo(op): 3:33pm On Jun 01, 2012
Mr.Adou:
Hello,
im from Mali , well you can email some detail infos ... and we will work on...
Thanks bro , but u dinnt post ur email here
RomanceRe: He Was Driving A Benz, But I Turned Him Down..... by Callimo(m): 3:25pm On Jun 01, 2012
Idowuogbo: na wa o!

@23 dis gal is opening a thread talking about wot exactly? Na2day! so if buggati stop for u wetin u go do? open website to discuss ur experience abi? SMH!
Abi! grin grin no be 2day. She go no later whn d time don come grin grin grin

Me just de gbadu ur way walai! grin grin
RomanceRe: Public Or Private Marriage Proposals: Which Do Ladies Prefer? by Callimo(m): 2:22pm On Jun 01, 2012
huh huh huh The kind of hit this question generate com even surprise me . Na so the smthg be?? Abeg where is the best place in town to propose, my plan is on the way for pulic-private like of Princecemo in surulele
RomanceRe: Public Or Private Marriage Proposals: Which Do Ladies Prefer? by Callimo(m): 2:16pm On Jun 01, 2012
princecemo: I RECENTLY PROPOSED TO HER.... IT WAS PRIVATE AND ONE OF HER BEST MOMENTS... WE WHERE AT LOGGERHEAD SOMETIME LASTWEEK, I WAS SO ANGRY AND SHE WAS FEELING GUILTY, SO SHE CALLED ME THE NXT MORNING THAT SHE WANTED TO SEE ME , SHE CHOSE A MEETING PLACE Debonairs Pizza surulere. WE ACTUALLY MET DERE AND SHE WAS SOAKED IN TEARS AND BEGGING ME TO FORGIVE HER, DAT I SHUD REMEMBER WE PROMISED TO HAVE KIDS, SHE LOVES ME, HER LIFE IS EMPTY WITHOUT ME BLABLABLA..... THE NEXT THING SHE SAW WAS A RING FROM ME AND I ASKED HER, WOULD U MARRY ME? OMG!! SEE PLENTY TEARS EVEN ME SELF TRIP FOR THE WHOLE THING. grin grin grin.... YES I WILL SHE SAID IN TEARS AND SMILES... THANK YA. cool
Lol grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Public Or Private Marriage Proposals: Which Do Ladies Prefer? by Callimo(m): 1:42pm On Jun 01, 2012
[quote author=Idowuogbo][/quote]Easy now no be fight.., na opinion ....ee, Y u come de tek am for war
RomanceRe: Public Or Private Marriage Proposals: Which Do Ladies Prefer? by Callimo(m): 1:32pm On Jun 01, 2012
Idowuogbo
Wetin happen? Y u dey provoke? We no ur sisters dem no get choice but no carry ur kuruno come hia my friend! Mstewwww!!!!




Hahaha!! my sista this one entre u well well grin grin grin
FamilyRe: "Family"- What Does This Word Mean To You? by Callimo(m): 1:21pm On Jun 01, 2012
Family means everything after God.
BusinessFrancophone Company Registration Information by Callimo(op): 11:27pm On May 30, 2012
Hello Guys,

Please anyone in the house with knowledge of what it takes to register a production company in small African countries like Mali & Togo. Am very much interested in starting a production line in any of them.
I need guide on registration and licence acquisition please
BusinessRe: Help A Friend To Invest 500 Thousand Naira. by Callimo(m): 10:40pm On May 30, 2012
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miteolu: start a church
Nawaa for U sef, 500k. where mony for otumokpo go come from grin grin
EducationRe: Pix's: MAU Babes (formerly UNILAG Babes) Protest Change Of Institution's Name by Callimo(m): 10:04pm On May 30, 2012
nep2ra: Saw this on someone's facebook status: "GREAT MALUITES! MOOOO! GREAT MALUITES! MOOOOO! GREEAAAATTTT! MOOOOOOOO! Only University with this chant" LMAO.
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grin grin grin grin grin grin Abeg una go mek person die for laoghter here..oo grin grin
Comments walai, don reach villa from here..oo grin grin

But the truth be say GEJ no try at all. Of all ppl not MKO for Unilag abeg. Hurray to all who contributed una made me soooo happy wth ur funny comments.
PoliticsRe: Democracy Day Symposium At Banquet Hall Abuja - Live Updates by Callimo(m): 12:20pm On May 29, 2012
from my little knowledge of democracy, what we have here can be anything apart from democracy. in a democratic govt, only jonathan and friends have no right whatsoever to fuel the removal of fuel susbsidy on nigerians even without the consent of the national assembly. on the other hand, jonathan in a democratic setting had no right to attack harmless protesters with his soldiers.stealing, looting, killing and lying are never parts and parcels of democracy.[color=#000099][/color]

We can all now see that these cabals have no plan or even a space in their mind for the younger generation of this country. My hrt bleeds any time I hear these Abuja politicians give public speeches. The youth of this nation must rise up and take their destiny in their hands.
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Kanu Nwankwo's Wife's 25th Birthday And Graduation. by Callimo(m): 11:52pm On May 27, 2012
Wao!!! Life is good here grin grin, I really envy Papilo!!! Nice things bro Papilo, no mind them bad belle ppl wey de misyan. Good thing is good I must say.

I cant wait to find a beautiful wife for myself.

I don find out say money does not guaranty happiness, but good family can.
Good luck bro[img] shocked shocked

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