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CelebritiesRe: Olamide And Girlfriend Aisha Welcome New Baby...and It's A Boy by CallMeBIRA(f): 7:21pm On Feb 01, 2015
EverestdeBliu:
Smh,u dnt worth a word from me. Just gerroff my sight. *kicks her away*
See me see this senseless lame asshole,instead of finding solution to your problem,you keep taking your frustration out on people,jump into the lagoon if you are tired of life#learner
CelebritiesRe: Olamide And Girlfriend Aisha Welcome New Baby...and It's A Boy by CallMeBIRA(f): 4:59pm On Feb 01, 2015
EverestdeBliu:
Who's diz one? Now lemme sound a note of warning to u,next time u see my post,dnt u eva quote me IF you have notin relevant to say.Rubbish!.
See me see this NFA,get a life and stop publicizing negativity
CelebritiesRe: Olamide And Girlfriend Aisha Welcome New Baby...and It's A Boy by CallMeBIRA(f): 3:45pm On Feb 01, 2015
EverestdeBliu:
By this time last month,twas 'HappyNewYear'.
Today it's 'HappyNewMonth'
Around same time next month,twill be 'CongratsGoodluck'

...Lest I 4get,Congrats,Olamide.
We are supposed to congratulate Olamide and Aisha on the birth of their child and not talk about politics idiot#use your head
RomanceRe: 10 Annoying Habits Guys Develop After You Become Their Girlfriend by CallMeBIRA(f): 6:25pm On Jan 31, 2015
rubey:
If he tries that with me, I'll dump his sorry ass angry
Tell'em
RomanceRe: How To Detect If Your Boyfriend Is A Good Guy. by CallMeBIRA(f): 6:18pm On Jan 31, 2015
emusmith:
Hope he ain't cheating? wink
No,why do you ask?
CrimeRe: ASP Escapes Mob Lynching After He Raped 9-yr-old Girl by CallMeBIRA(f): 11:11am On Jan 31, 2015
ireneony:
Why always Lagos ....
I can't stand Lagos
What do anyone expect from the most dirtiest state in Nigeria undecided
Your English no be here 'the most dirtiest state',bros/babe,you no try at all
CelebritiesRe: Peter & Paul Okoye Bury Their Dad (Photos) by CallMeBIRA(f): 11:03am On Jan 31, 2015
Itulah:
Mama die, papa follow after. Could it be what am thinking? lipsrsealed
What are you thinking?
CelebritiesRe: The 10 Most Influential Nigerian Musicians On The Social Media In 2015 by CallMeBIRA(f): 10:55am On Jan 31, 2015
ControlX:
Nice but here is an important info...
Is President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Really Bad?
(As wrtten by -Yusuf Adeyanju Yisau)- I think he
has done well. I challenge the Buhari supporters
give me 10 things Buhari has achieved for this
country.
1] Goodluck Jonathan signed FOI bill that Obasanjo
refused to sign and you join then in saying that
Goodluck is bad.
2] Goodluck approved N18,000 Minimum wage
from N7,500 Which Obasanjo refused to sign and
you say that Goodluck is bad and NYSC allowance
from N7,500 to nearly approved N39,500, yet they
say he is bad.
3] Goodluck dualized federal roads (about
25,000km) which Obasanjo and past Govts
abandoned and you say Goodluck is bad.
4] The rail system is working now, with little
budget But Obasanjo Sunk billions of dollars
without result, other pasts leader ignored and you
say that Goodluck is bad.
5] Goodluck has been conducting free and fair
elections whereas the ones conducted under
Obasanjo are Shameful and national disgrace yet
you say Goodluck is bad.
6] Goodluck established 12 new universities, 9 in
the North to improve learning and knowledge and
increase the Jambites admission rate, yet you say
that Goodluck is bad.
7] Goodluck established the Almajiri system for
Northern abandoned street children and those
deprived of education by their own people and you
say Goodluck is bad.
8] Goodluck has been building dams and improving
the country's power from 2500mW to 6,000MW -
And successfully privatized the sector which many
analyst believed is the best way to go and you
joined them say that Goodluck is bad.
9] Agriculture have been revamped and for the first
time in Nigerian history, Food prices came down
during Christmas, instead of skyrocketing and you
say that he is a bad President.
10] 2013 and 2014 was the Christmas in Nigeria,
where Nigerian did not sleep in filling stations for 3
to 4 days to get Petrol or 100s of people being
roasted alive in attempts to get fuel in petrol
stations, wickedly, you joined them to say that our
God given President is not performing.
11] Airports are wearing world class looks and
every zone have International airport and you say
Goodluck is bad.
12] This administration has employed more people
in their 5years in office than any other in the
history of Nigeria [Via Agric, Energy sector,16 New
Car Companies, 12 New Universities, 3,826 primary
Health care Centers, Teaching Hospitals] SURE-P,
YOUWIN and you say Goodluck is bad.
Now do you think that General Muhammadu Buhari
will perform magic, which he could not do when he
was in his 40s, if you vote him?
What else do they want from President Goodluck
Ebele Jonathan?
Dude/babe,get a life,we are talking celebrities here not politics,get a handle on your brain#think before commenting
PoliticsRe: Describe This Governor Amaechi's Photo In One Word by CallMeBIRA(f): 10:46am On Jan 31, 2015
kITATITA:
I don't know if anybody noticed but I think Buhari speaks very good English but with a poor accent. He is also direct to the point and doesn't waste words; and not abusive.
This is the best comment so far,thumbs up
RomanceRe: How To Detect If Your Boyfriend Is A Good Guy. by CallMeBIRA(f): 10:40am On Jan 31, 2015
emusmith:
Nice one grin
Thanks
PoliticsRe: Top 15 Most Performing Governors In Nigeria By Premiumratings by CallMeBIRA(f): 8:11pm On Jan 30, 2015
critics:
The Rivers State Governor Rt Hon Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi emerged the overall winner in the best performing Nigerian governors poll. The poll which ran across various online fora, social network platforms as well as the premiumratings site lasted for one month and saw several participants within and across Nigeria. The poll was based on the major sectors of the Nigerian state economy which includes: Agriculture, Infrastructure, Education, Health, Security, Rural and region Development (development outside the state capital), Job Creation/Human Capital Development and Resource management/ Prudence.

After collation and computation of all the poll results the Rivers State governor Rt Hon. Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi emerged the overall winner after polling 47.11% of the total polls and coming tops in Education, Health, Job creation/human Capital development and Agricultural sectors of the economy. The Lagos State government Babatunde Fashola came second after polling 9.61% of the total and the Imo State governor Rochas Okorocha came third after polling 9.25%.

the following table shows the top 15 most performing governors in Nigeria and their percentage polls

N Governor State % poll of total

1 Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi Rivers 47.11

2 Babatunde Fashola Lagos 9.61

3 Rochas Okorocha Imo 9.21

4 Godswill Akpabio Akwa Ibom 8.19

5 Sule Lamido Jigawa 6.41

6 Rabiu Kwankwaso Kano 4.27

7 Ahmed Abdulfatah Kwara 3.91

8 Willie Obiano Anambra 3.56

9 Sullivan Chime Enugu 2.49

10 Shehu Shema Katsina 1.78

11 Rauf Aregbesola Osun 1.07

12 Aliyu Wamakko Sokoto o.71

13 Adams Oshemole Edo 0.70

14 Abiola Ajimobi Oyo 0.70

15 Ibinkunle Amosun Ogun 0.36

SECTORAL BREAK DOWN OF THE POLL RESULTS

Agriculture: the Rivers State Governor Chibuike Amachi came tops in the Agricultural sector after polling 34.15% of the total polls in the Agric sector while Kwara State governor Ahmed Abdulfatah came second after polling a total of 29.27%. The Sokoto State governor Wamakko came third after managing 4.88% . participants who rooted for the Rivers State governor pointed out his various Agricultural initiative and programs which includes but not limited to: Songai farm initiatives which some pointed out is twenty times its prototype in Porto novo, Benin Republic, fish farming taking place in several LGAs , Banana plantation in Tai covering over a thousand hectares of land, oil palm plantation, rubber plantation, cassava plantation, poultry farming, among others.

source [url]premiumratings.org[/url]


Some Rivers Government owned farms
I don't agree with this list one bit
RomanceRe: How To Detect If Your Boyfriend Is A Good Guy. by CallMeBIRA(f): 8:08pm On Jan 30, 2015
emusmith:
The guy in your dp... your guy...
Yes,that's him
RomanceRe: How To Detect If Your Boyfriend Is A Good Guy. by CallMeBIRA(f): 11:21am On Jan 30, 2015
emusmith:
Is that him?
Who?
RomanceRe: How To Detect If Your Boyfriend Is A Good Guy. by CallMeBIRA(f): 7:26pm On Jan 29, 2015
emusmith:
wow! I'm jealoustongue
Don't be.
RomanceRe: How To Detect If Your Boyfriend Is A Good Guy. by CallMeBIRA(f): 6:43pm On Jan 28, 2015
[quote author=emusmith post=30196933][/quote]Yes o,my boyfriend is a good guy
EducationRe: Top 10 Universities In Nigeria 2015 by CallMeBIRA(f): 6:33pm On Jan 28, 2015
oluwadanie1:
UNILORIN Obeys law of gravity, as
University falls four places in the 4icu 2015 University
Rankings…

1. University of Lagos
2. Obafemi Awolowo University
3. University of Ibadan
4. University of Ilorin
5. Covenant University
6. Federal University of Technology, Minna
7. University of Nigeria
8. University of Benin
9. University of Port-harcourt
10. Ahmadu Bello University

What do you think of this ranking? Fair or not?
See full list http://acadablog.com/unilorin-obeys-law-of-gravity-in-new-university-ranking-see-full-list/


www.4ICU.org/ng/
Na Akokites get am,na we dey there
FamilyRe: 5 Things Every Married Man Should Do Around Single Women by CallMeBIRA(f): 6:29pm On Jan 28, 2015
jmoore:
Ain't ready for the ring. I will wear the ring on my wedding day. After that, it goes to its box.


Op, should I carry my marriage certificate everywhere I go?
Yes and your album too
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Want To Give Me Bj by CallMeBIRA(f): 10:55pm On Jan 25, 2015
jearile:
Ladies seem to be more offended and disgusted by the op's post... Hmm!

Anyway, I must admit this sounds childish and can only come from an oaf.

Your private business should remain private bro... Common sense unfortunately is not common anymore - too bad!
Bros,you are mean ooo#chai
RomanceRe: Mr. Nice Guy..is It Realy Worth It by CallMeBIRA(f): 10:38pm On Jan 25, 2015
kallmemrB:
Am confused.. What happened ?
I was about asking that question
PoliticsRe: Bishop Oyedepo Said He Will Open The Gates Of Hell On Whoever Opposes GEJ. by CallMeBIRA(f): 10:33pm On Jan 25, 2015
asadike:
Is he d keeper of d gates of hell?
Lol,ask them
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Impostor Allegedly Dupes Lagos Politician by CallMeBIRA(f): 12:19pm On Jan 25, 2015
Africadaily:
Yes o,
Serves him right.
Dat's wat ought to be happening to all those politians
Dude or babe,you are mean oh#chai
CelebritiesRe: What Is Wrong With This Picture Of Banky W & A Bald-Headed Lady? by CallMeBIRA(f): 10:21pm On Jan 22, 2015
crazysaint:
Lwkmd..... I doubt! But live o, guys the luv things o.. So are you kidding mehuh That banky fall for this frimakpa babe?

I know the reason smiley
banky barb skull
and he's likely to fall in love with a girl who carry skull cut.

I pity their unborn children.
I doubt if the will have a single hair.
Lol
RomanceRe: What Binds A Marriage More? Love, Sex Or Friendship by CallMeBIRA(f): 1:13pm On Jan 22, 2015
tayoast:
Sense of responsibility,more than anything, sustains a relationship. That's not relegating the importance of love/friendship and s*x.

When love fades, friendship not going so well and sex not as it used to shark you, then RESPONSIBILITY sets in.

How much am I willing to stand by my decision to marry this person? Do I go out and find a substitute? That's where responsibility comes in. Your spouse becomes your cross (which you must carry every time) once you marry.

Hey, it might not make any sense, but that's my opinion.
It makes a lot of sense,thumbs up
RomanceRe: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by CallMeBIRA(f): 12:58pm On Jan 22, 2015
Tinubu:
Ok

Salt and Maggi to the op's Jolof Rice grin


1- They become less 'cheerful givers'..... After spending most of their shelf-life generously donating their puna to the male community, they now try to apply the brakes and if possible, acquire Secondary Virgin status...


2- They see every man as a potential husband opportunity... That's why they are always made up and nicely dressed, even if they are not leaving their street... After all she may meet her husband-to-be even on her way to buy Akara or Premier Soap embarassed

3- They start panicking and asking all the wrong questions.... When the light of a lady's youth is beginning to dim, that's when she starts insinuating marriage tins on her boyfriend, trying to put words in the poor guy's mouth...That's when they will be like "bae, what are your plans for the future'', or ''Chukwudi, that my ex who is an importer, is really disturbing me for marriage, bae what do you think I should do?'' huh, etc

4- They start avoiding their family house..... In order to avoid all the sly innuendoes and loaded questions which her parents will always pop at her, she tries to keep out of their jurisdiction, until she has some dude who is ready to bring the introduction 'Aromatic Schnapps' grin

5- They relocate to another city... After skelewuing their life away in one city, they will most probably relocate to another city to start life afresh, and trap some unfortunate guy who has absolutely no idea about her whoring past undecided... After all, PROSTITUTION IS ALL ABOUT LOCATION... ASHAWO WEY CHANGE LOCATION NA VIRGIN undecided
WTF,I can't stop laughing
RomanceRe: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by CallMeBIRA(f): 12:56pm On Jan 22, 2015
tosyne2much:
Despite the fact that I'm a dude, these are the things I noticed about ladies who are of marriageable age especially the ones who are really serious about it

Note : I'm not trying to generalize ooooo b4 some people will start raining curses on me or tear me to pieces wink

Just grab your vaseline and read before dropping comment

Here I go cool

Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands

1. Attending Church Programmes Regularly
My research has made me realize that many ladies looking forward to marriage resort to attending church programmes regularly. I know many of them in my church who started attending programmes because of their marital status & the moment they finally accomplish their mission, BYE BYE to the church grin . I don't know if you have also noticed this. When the clock of a lady is fast ticking, she would resort to attending church programmes regularly (NOT all though)
because that is where MANY of them run to

2. Joining A Unit In The Church
Joining a unit in churches is another thing they do after attending regular programmes simply because they believe it might increase their chances of being wooed by broda Emmanuel or brother Desmond

3 They Avoid Wearing Foam bras & Pants
I once stumbled upon a thread created by a lady urging her fellow ladies to give foam padded bra and pant a trial.. Ladies of marriageable age who are reasonable wouldn't do this because they know the consequences or implications
of creating an illusion

4. They Barely Bash
Unlike teenagers who will measure the weight of your bank account by the trouser you are wearing, a marriageable lady isn't judgemental by the BOLD 5 or Ipad you are holding, she will still give you attention & will try to know more about you because she more concerned about what you are going to offer than the Ipad or Bold 5 that many young ladies are freaked about

5. They Start Becoming Nice
I don't need you to believe this. Many young ladies who are not of marriageable age seem to be so rude in their mode of talking to the male folks. When age is not on the side of a lady, she will swallow her pride & will probably become nice to people even

6. Their Mentality Changes
They are no longer freaked about cars and perishable parameters anymore, therefore, they start to reason on how to be the house man of their desireble man, not minding if he's rich or still hustling

7. They Become So Caring
I'm not saying the young one are NOT caring ooo, what I'm trying to saying is that, when a lady is of marriageable age and NO man is coming forth, she starts becoming. Caring to any man that comes her way, even if you are young or older than her

8. They Reduce The Excessive Application Of Make-Ups
If you have noticed this. They tend to minimize the exccessive application of make-up unlike young ones who paint their faces as if it is drawing book

Feel free to Add yours cool

Written by : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com
Lol
Jokes EtcRe: How To Know The Real Name Of A 9ja Girl Forming Posh. by CallMeBIRA(f): 5:12pm On Jan 21, 2015
b0rn2fuck:
Na there you go dey hear

Sikiratu olawunmi oribogunje
ROTFL
PoliticsRe: Children Scramble In Gutters For Noodles,sweets Thrown By PDP In Lagos (photo) by CallMeBIRA(f): 10:39pm On Jan 20, 2015
amakaobiemeka:
what can a gov do that fashola has nt done to create an open policy 4 privatization. Only lagos the biggest employment providing job hub in nigeria. Unlike the rest states in nigeria, that cant find a clue on how to create employment solutions. If the fg just give nigeria power, poverty in nigeria would be less than 30%
You just spoke my mind,I wonder what people expect Fashola to do,probably cutting his head off would satisfy the fools that don't know jack about running an organization not to talk of a state who spray their mouth anyhow#use your heads and stop hating
CelebritiesRe: How Yemi Alade Planned To End Tiwa Savage's Music Career by CallMeBIRA(f): 12:03pm On Jan 20, 2015
homesteady:
Nooo! Tiwa still remains the queen! Yemi Alade has been around for a long time, she just got her break with Johnny!
BTW, the industry is big enough for them! If tiwa, omawummi and Waje can exist together, why can't Yemi join them?
This is the most sensible comment I have read here today,thumbs up bro or babe
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Is My Problem -Jonathan Cries Out In Secret Meeting by CallMeBIRA(f): 6:46pm On Jan 19, 2015
[quote author=jcflex post=29934599][/quote]Can you imagine?Who do we trust if the 'men of God' have been adultrated?
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Contradicts APC, Buhari’s Promise Of 3 Million Jobs Annually by CallMeBIRA(f): 1:09pm On Jan 17, 2015
Delafruita:
I don't see a contradiction,rather I see an explanation.Osinbanjo says 720,000 will be created "within the first year" in partnership with the states.36 states each employing 20,000 is 720,000.now the partnership with states doesn't limit the FG's efforts which was why he mentioned expanding the frontiers of agriculture which can generate limitless employment.so like I said,I don't see a contradiction.osibanjo simply gave a further explanation so his "720,000 jobs within the first year" is like a minimum.a certainty that will then be improved upon to get to 3million
Pls tell them,I wonder if people even think before commenting

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