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Crime / Re: Three Children Of Police Officers Drown In Akwa Ibom by callmeRichie(m): 7:43am On Oct 15, 2020
The gods self wan #EndSARS.
Nah Innocent souls dey pain pesin.
Life no balance sha, nah dia papa sin and stubborn nah d children dey suffer am!
Sports / Re: Michael Ojo Dies In Serbia During Training by callmeRichie(m): 6:13pm On Aug 07, 2020
When death has no criteria, even when you're physically fit, you can still die. imagine Life self would die...
Crime / Re: Oworonshoki: The Lagos Slum Where Hushpuppi Bought Food On Credit & Washed Cars by callmeRichie(m): 11:33am On Jul 19, 2020
Sometimes the only thing that would safe your ass in trouble is not even money buh kindness and gift of good people you have!!!

Obviously he failed woefully in this! Now the money he kept as best friend failed him! What would fail you too? Money or Ungratefulness?

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Romance / Re: After Sex What Do You Do? by callmeRichie(m): 2:33pm On Jul 18, 2020
Callertunez:
afterall, you are the one with the he microphone wink
gringrin

see another anglegrin baaad guygringrin
Crime / Re: This Lady Was Arrested By Police For Wearing This In Ibadan by callmeRichie(m): 9:09am On Jul 18, 2020
Thank God they didn't shoot todayundecided
Buh must she overdress too? Simplicity safes life for God's sake.
I'm sure this was not the dress she wore!
Crime / Re: Lady Paid N230k For Iphone 11 But Received Fake Android Version With Play Store by callmeRichie(m): 9:02am On Jul 18, 2020
nah wetin dey pain me be this, you wantu trend, u wantu impress, you wantu slay nah him make her go buy hand to handundecided Mumu pvssy! If she fit afford it, why she no order am online herself
Crime / Re: Hushipuppi Dumps Lawyer After His Case Was Transferred To California. by callmeRichie(m): 8:56am On Jul 18, 2020
Hushpuppi got a Hushlawyergrin and left hush in a rushgrin

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Crime / Re: Handover Ex-NDDC Boss To Us, Police Tells Wike by callmeRichie(m): 8:54am On Jul 18, 2020
He won't release her, nah his pvssy mistress be that grin
Crime / Re: 18-Year-Old Girl Gang-Raped & Killed In Niger State by callmeRichie(m): 8:52am On Jul 18, 2020
Just imagine undecided e be like say nah the trending ritual style be this, "rape, kill and harvest" the gods are mad walai undecided

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Crime / Re: Faith Ojemire & Esekgabona: Kidnapped Edo Schoolgirls Still In Captivity by callmeRichie(m): 8:39am On Jul 18, 2020
I'm not surprised their state government are doing nothing on this angry when the federal government sef couldn't secure the bailing of Sharibu Leah!!!

As much as their account balances are growing, crime is growing!!

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Crime / Re: Countries Where Castration Is A Punishment For Rapists by callmeRichie(m): 8:33am On Jul 18, 2020
We have religion-nised everything in my kantry, this won't be approved here. they'd rather go for sharia lawgrin

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Crime / Re: Man Shot In The Foot For Doing This To A Police Officer by callmeRichie(m): 8:28am On Jul 18, 2020
I don't know how people go as far as daring and slapping a naija gunned officer. Which kind courage is that even if you're on your right. These people that can shot kill anything even their wives. Now you would just die cheaply in the hands of a frustrated crazy police officers all in the name of defending your right.

There are legal ways to do this now, don't die cheaply abeg

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Crime / Re: Though In Prison For Two Years, I Still Want To End Up A Famous Footballer — Fre by callmeRichie(m): 8:20am On Jul 18, 2020
Ex convict at 12 embarassed all in the name of defending his father, life is not really a bed of roses!
Crime / Re: How Ex-pa, Tyrese Haspil Killed Gokada Founder [PHOTOS] by callmeRichie(m): 8:13am On Jul 18, 2020
To be too successful, rich and wealthy now self is a risk and dangerous, cuz u would be fearing someone from nowhere is plotting on how to take everything away from you cry
Romance / Re: Who Should Spend In A Relationship? by callmeRichie(m): 7:53am On Jul 18, 2020
Gold diggers would say it's the men. Independent virtuous babes would say anyone of them should hold a financial responsibilities...
Romance / Re: This Is Not Photo Shop by callmeRichie(m): 7:49am On Jul 18, 2020
what has gravity got to do here?? This is a pure case of BALANCE! See the 3 wire strands holding the peg.
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Need 1500 For An Inhaler. by callmeRichie(m): 7:45am On Jul 18, 2020
wow what an act of love here, well-done brothers

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Romance / Re: After Sex What Do You Do? by callmeRichie(m): 7:33am On Jul 18, 2020
We start the servicegrin she leads the praise and worship and I take the sermongrin

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Romance / Re: . by callmeRichie(m): 12:13pm On Jul 17, 2020
My guy it's possible you won't touch her even if she made the move herself. Buh ask yourself this question, do you think you can do this? do you trust yourself to this extent?

We are all different, as well as our sexual urges and self discipline. Not trying to be forming holy here, I once hosted a babe severally for 2 weeks more or less and I didn't fvck her! Babes coming to sleep over sometimes and I didn't touch them. It's a matter of self discipline, i'll only fvck u if i want to fvck you! buh it won't be easy though.

You know yourself best, learn to train your mind!
Romance / Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by callmeRichie(m): 12:02pm On Jul 17, 2020
DAVE5:


Lol

E get one proverb wey my UNN friend dey talk for office

E say: any water dey quench fire, even muddy water nah him dey quench fire pass

Interpretation: wen konji dey catch man, any toto go off the konji, in fact dirty one go quick off the fire pass

So no be say him no dey sexually attracted to her, he's probably a chicken heart like me

Well this us another anglegringrin job Weldongrin

Another angle pleasegrin
Romance / Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by callmeRichie(m): 9:45am On Jul 17, 2020
DAVE5:


He knows this, he is probably catching feelings and shy to knack her cos I see no reason why he would let her know where he keeps his key and come her to complain that he doesn't want her coming again to his place

lol your head dey diagrin I don't see any reason why she should know where he keeps the keys if truly he isn't comfortable with her.

And another thing, I think the girl isn't really sexually attractive to him ni, if not I'm sure this wouldn't have turned to a complain like thistongue He would have been banging her for freegrin

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Romance / Re: What Are The Advantages And Disadvantages Of The Wedding Of Two Virgins? by callmeRichie(m): 9:40am On Jul 17, 2020
Unigrad:

Thank you so much Ma
I don't understand the fear you talked about

Ama "HE" brogrin

Fear, as in fear of having sex at least for the first few months. Some of them would be so childish this moment ehn, they would be like "Awnn honey, it would pain me"grin lol

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