Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,154,194 members, 7,822,029 topics. Date: Thursday, 09 May 2024 at 02:37 AM

CallmeRichie's Posts

Nairaland Forum / CallmeRichie's Profile / CallmeRichie's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (of 24 pages)

Romance / Re: Am Losing It When It Comes To Sex... by callmeRichie(m): 7:22am On Jun 23, 2020
Junior obviously has taste bikotongue Buh OP no havegrin Imagine the confusiongrin

4 Likes

Romance / Re: Whats The Unforgiving Thing A Friend Or A Relative Have Done To U by callmeRichie(m): 7:20am On Jun 23, 2020
So you want to forgive them for me abi? tongue
Romance / Re: Damaged Females by callmeRichie(m): 7:16am On Jun 23, 2020
Marriage wasn't created to favor men in real sense, it's just those that gracefully marry right that enjoys it cry Good women are still out there though, sometimes we are too blind to see too, or have a sexual preference over good marriage. Women are not that tooo bad as we paint them though, buh fear them tongue

3 Likes 1 Share

Romance / Re: How Do You Feel About This by callmeRichie(m): 7:11am On Jun 23, 2020
Please bring back our ladies cry
Romance / Re: . by callmeRichie(m): 7:08am On Jun 23, 2020
Na shits dem use break OP's heartgringrin, ladies wetin we do u sefgrin. OP she nah watery shit or hard shit?grin

3 Likes

Romance / Re: Matured Mind Please. No Insult by callmeRichie(m): 7:01am On Jun 23, 2020
A wet dream is still a normal thing for males bro. We can't control our subconscious mind, so that's a norm. And your premature ejac wasn't a result of this! Don't get it twisted.

You've not been sexually fit before.

1. Stop masturbation, if you do too much of it.

2. You need supplements, so go for consultation.

And watch your Rod of Moses scatters the seastongue

2 Likes

Romance / Re: "I Almost Died The Day She Left Me" by callmeRichie(m): 6:56am On Jun 23, 2020
OP, nothing keeps a woman biko! Not even money or gbola sef (you wan even confused her be that) A woman that would stay would stay, na them dey use their 36 wellagrin

Funniest part, na women wey no go last a minute with u dey form hard to get passgrin, mo ya lock uptongue Set awon confuser.

1 Like

Romance / Re: What Is The Extreem Major U Have Goon Just To Have Sex With A Lady by callmeRichie(m): 6:48am On Jun 23, 2020
Some of us never even had a ladygrin Na money we dey find sooo, abeg help us beg God ogringrin make we experience this thing too nah tongue

My family members, I dey wait for u ogrin
Romance / Re: How Will You Feel If Your Girlfriend Tells You She's Crushing On Your Friend by callmeRichie(m): 12:37am On Jun 23, 2020
This same shit scattered my long time relationship with my best friend rn. We haven't talked since 5months ago now (it's a short story, would share here someday).

You can't go far with this babe, and if you really wanna save your relationship with your best friend, cut her off! She doesn't respect your feelings and relationship with her!

1 Like

Romance / Re: Advice Me What Do I Do!!! by callmeRichie(m): 12:31am On Jun 23, 2020
Malik1338:
Yo Nairalanders.. A friend of mine which is also a friend to my gf sent this chat to me from my gf
This is girl I really love and thinking I was having something real with
Now what do I do should I continue the relationship (The relationship is a year already) or break up with her or confront her why she doesn't love me anymore..Please what do I do.I couldn't sleep yesterday night thinking about this.

Don't force yourself on people bro! Move on already, don't let people think you're love starved!! Move on.

1 Like

Romance / Re: How To Make Sure A Woman Doesn't Marry Me Because Of Money by callmeRichie(m): 12:28am On Jun 23, 2020
changedinchrist:
This is hypothetical / a story /
Hello
God smiled on me and I am on a Job that pays high. I'm also relatively young. Less than 27.
I want to start serious dating and hopefully start something serious with a good girl that would be marriage worthy down the line.
How do I make sure I don't attract gold diggers. we all know we have them many. Do I hide my money? Like use a cheap car, fake a cheap house and other stuff like that. How else do I ensure not attracting women who would only be with me cos of money
Thanks. I welcome all advice

Don't just try to impress bro. A babe that would stay, love and cherish you even without spending a shit still dey! Just don't overdress, spend lavishly(cuz if you do, it becomes normal and you would be taken for granted) and don't impress.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Strangest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You? by callmeRichie(m): 12:24am On Jun 23, 2020
This is becoming scary shocked
Romance / Re: This Is Why I Rebuke Christianity.. by callmeRichie(m): 12:18am On Jun 23, 2020
This is not Christianity! cry
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Stay Away From Sex On Sundays? by callmeRichie(m): 12:49am On Jun 22, 2020
That's the only day they feel sober tongue and spiritualgrin
Romance / Re: A Single Mum Or A Lady Who Has Done Several Abortions? by callmeRichie(m): 12:45am On Jun 22, 2020
I would choose the single mother a million times! Why?? She's more responsible and motherly!

1 Like

Romance / Re: Rape; Can Someone Take Out The Pregnancy Of 8 Weeks? by callmeRichie(m): 12:43am On Jun 22, 2020
This is touching cry

The mental trauma, she would be passing through rn ehncry

Abortion is risky, I would never advice it for anybody. Trauma of having a bastard as a baby is even worst sedcry.

Buh keeping it is still the safest though.
Romance / Re: Ex Threatens To Release Her Sextapes by callmeRichie(m): 12:36am On Jun 22, 2020
This no be joke oo!!! How you wan settle this matter now
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did While Making Love ? by callmeRichie(m): 10:44pm On Jun 20, 2020
Deluxe16:
After pre-intimacy, I wanted to thrust in... that's when she said I should use condom, I've never used one before couldn't phantom it. I had some in the room, to my greatest surprise I thought it was easy to wear because it was my first time. I used more than 5 minutes trying to make it fit in and slide it up. My rooster was getting flaccid the more time I took, she had to be touching it to keep it erect. when I wanted to dive in after messing up She received a call from her Course rep saying they had an impromptu test...
It wasn't funny at all... can't tell any of my gees this. Na big fuckup

Now this is funny abeggrin

3 Likes 2 Shares

Romance / Re: If Love Is A Road, Where Will It End? by callmeRichie(m): 10:25pm On Jun 20, 2020
In moneygrin
Romance / Re: My Experience Killing A Snake Today by callmeRichie(m): 9:21pm On Jun 20, 2020
If this doesn't make FP, I would start supporting Arsenal to win Champions Leaguegrin

Buh OP, nah this shikini snake you killed and praised yourself like you just killed an anaconda?grin You really fear snakes o
Romance / Re: See Heartbreaking Pictures And Videos From Today’s Flooding In Lagos by callmeRichie(m): 9:06pm On Jun 20, 2020
Dagrin talk am cry, "toba ya ashi mama gbokojuomi koja nbe"cry
Romance / Re: PTSD Experience by callmeRichie(m): 8:53pm On Jun 20, 2020
My robbery experiences (i shared it here on my profile), live gun, axe and sword pointed at me got me chronic fear, that I have phobia for noise and fight. Yesterday my sisters were arguing in the sitting room while I was in my room, come and see how I was panting, I don't know when I jumped up from bed to go see what was happening, funny enough they were just joking around, I got really angry buh I hide it. Every threat or argument bring back that memory.

When I see someone walking by holding cutlass I'd wait and let him pass. Little things shadows me with fear rn since that experiencecry
Romance / Re: Never Try Doggystyle With A Bald Girl by callmeRichie(m): 8:37pm On Jun 20, 2020
A bald head nah bald head, even if she use wig una go still know say nah bald head dey insidegrin grin

7 Likes

Romance / Re: Kind Hearted Nigerians Pls Read. by callmeRichie(m): 8:29pm On Jun 20, 2020
ZINIBANKS:

You see some kain people ehhhn I no understand them for my own account shishi no dey there this one con still get 100H still yab Shi mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew grin

Brokenness sef get levels grin Some people are still boss for this gamegrin grin
Romance / Re: Kind Hearted Nigerians Pls Read. by callmeRichie(m): 8:07pm On Jun 20, 2020
Ambitiouz:
dis year no be am at all.....dis year na year of survival o! The aim is to just stay alive till next year.

Aswearugad oo. Everything go soon be tory
Romance / Re: Kind Hearted Nigerians Pls Read. by callmeRichie(m): 7:42pm On Jun 20, 2020
If I show you my account balance ehn you go even transfer that #100 out of pity gimmegrin Buh I understand how you feel bro, better days are coming, we won't be like this forever!

1 Like

Romance / Re: What's Your Opinion? She's 16 And I'm 22 by callmeRichie(m): 7:12pm On Jun 20, 2020
Coldie:

He shouldn't waste his time. All these girls be claiming love but the moment they get admission into uni forget it

Abi oo, he's still very naive too, not to talk of the girl. Buh I don't want him to feel like he's not man enough. Probability of ending up with this girl in relationship talkless of marriage is 15%. It's too early. That was why I suggested he should just stick around, soon or later he would understand too say no be joke. And he could be lucky sha who knows
Romance / Re: How I Was Molested When I Just 6 By One Anty In Our Yard(true Life Story) by callmeRichie(m): 5:29pm On Jun 20, 2020
This is not funny if it's true undecided

10 Likes

Romance / Re: Say No To Feminism by callmeRichie(m): 5:02pm On Jun 20, 2020
A real man never degrade another gender! Nothing completes a real man than a real Woman.
Romance / Re: About to Hit or About to Miss? To Be Deleted Soon... [Picture] by callmeRichie(m): 4:35pm On Jun 20, 2020
that settings is classy

1 Like

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (of 24 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 32
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.