This is funny , gee try to get yourself high self confidence man. Sometimes it's not the size that matters buh the skills and duration lol

I won't advice u take enlargement pills or something sha, They always have a side effect, either slacking or something. Take enough fruits and work on your diet and thaink me later

The SIMPs nko

E be like say na everything dey do this babe asin I no get

counter attack

You deserve to be happy bro, and no one can get you that except you yourself!! Search your inner self and find those little things you've taken for granted that gives you a hell of JOY and HAPPINESS. Those are true forms of HAPPINESS, not this huge things like millions of dollars we all want in our accounts!

You saw a thread on FP yesterday of Steve Bing's who committed suicide even after owning $600m, a whooping #204bn+ in Nigerian currency Imagine! So in the real sense of it, money doesn't really brings happiness! It's just one of those desires human would never get satisfied of!!

Go out and mingle bro, attend a vibrant church, be a worker, pray and believe!!!

Mind you, only you can save yourself!

Imagine!, some guys ehn na low self esteem go kiiiiii some people, why will u still be with a serial glancing cheat?? and be stupid enough to still be spending lavishly on him/her??

Nah free pussy/dick go bankrupt some people

My advice: Stop her from that fvcking school and look for some fvcking innocent lady interested to fvcking replace her!
You know what? FVCK THE GUY, FVCK THAT BEITCH! FVCK THE SCHOOL!!

when it comes to trust earning, issa lots of work! You just have to prove yourself you've changed and ready to respect your relationship over some silly flings

Yes ooooo, yes That woman is an angel frankly speaking!

Teach kwa?? At those age they wanna practicalise everything! One day he/she gonna try wearing it and knowing how it feels, gradually he/she is going.

My take is, enough sex edu is all that matters, understanding there body and tips in controlling there urges.

Not introduction to some "Condoms wearing101"

The thing is like shit nah, e no dey leave yansh completely, u go still dey smell am no matter how well you wash yansh

Food nko?? That's another banger o, buh issa pity nah only Tea some fii make Some no fii prepare Indomie sef, cuz e go burn

you no wan her mess your bed before and you were digging deeper Haba don't be confused nah

lemme stay here a bit

Wow this is crazy

No damn respect for marriage again, what's the ego in doing this for fvck's sake He wasn't even remorseful

Sis, once a partner starts cheating, I'd say u abstain from sex for now! AIDS is really in town, don't let him turn down your life and give you life time regret.

Next thing, sit him down and let him know you are aware of his flings and you're ready to opt out if he won't respect his vows! Feel free to discuss this with a family member he respects.

And if you feel your mind is not true with this anymore, feel free to call it a quit pls

KingWarri:

Don't mind them... girls be thinking they're the prize... When actually in reality the guys are the prize... we gat a lot to offer but them little or nothing apart from sex.....

this is deep

CallMeGrace:

Shhhhhhh

lol you know you haven't prepared my dinner yet before you start shhhhing all over the thread lol

Because it seems impossible to you doesn’t make it impossible for God. To social media users you believed she married me because of wealth or desperation, please note that anything worthwhile has the hand of God in it.
I am a man like anyone of you out there. I am not a silver-
spoon born and bred man, but I have prospect! SHE MARRIED THE PERSONALITY, NOT THE DISABILITY.”[/quote]

I love these words, that last sentence was a hit aswear!

Honesty, truth, love and dedication! These ones are the most expensive one can find rn.

I've been enjoying this free life like only God knows , no pressure, no reason to impress, I dress as I love it, I spend on myself the way I want it, no heartaches what so ever It got to a point I'm like "I'm too stingy to myself, emotionally". Though the feeling of having someone always chick in sometimes

So guys both married or not, compare and contrast so far. Did you miss being single?? Is single life still the best? Or are you happy you escaped single life? What did u miss most? or what would you miss?

Don't let me start crying nah

Rozz:
There was this shoe my mom refused to buy for me when I followed her shopping years ago as a kid ,it still hurt me whenever I think of it,my dad would have bought it for me.lol. Sorry about the accusations,you will soon have your freedom.Be patient

Awnnn, you reminded me of kitto thatyear, it still pains me till now I don't get to wear that shoe

you're in the bank? ask the customer care now, they will relay the best options for you

Comedian2019:
He is a correct nigarr! Why can't every man be this honest?

Aswearugad na dem go dey beg us laslas

Omo my fear for this thing called marriage just dey grow each day, imagine after married for 30years and u heard one of your kids is not yours? Chai fear women oo!

This one has been eating elderly cucumber he don tey

This guy's Maaaaaadt isssa confirm nigger

man proposes, God disposes go an talk to God nigger he would scatter you in a jiffy

Bro observe your responsibilities, shower her with things you know she likes, lock up and pretend nothing is going on! Watch as guilt eats her up and she comes begging. Don't look sex starved to her pls, when she even later make the move, reject her frankly!

Let her feel like "you can do without her", it's then she would reset.

wetin remain again? abeg a don try enough lemme tear rubber

Buh it's still good to chill sha at least a week or 2, different things dey inside life now, that was how I heard a tory of how a mother charmed her daughter, the juju mustn't stay in her body for seven days. Funny enough the hubby wasn't sex freaked and was still reserving the punna.

The mother con dey beg dem make them fvck oo ,the guy no gree until after 7 days the mother was casted and she later got mad. Imagine

DoubleEngine007:
How do you spot good women bro? Cux personally I think the good ones,are worse than bad now too.. They might pretend to be good,but after marrying them,you see problems everyday in the hux.. Bro,if u know any good one ,let me know ,make I pm you o..

lol boss u go know o. Though I understand say people dey pretend. u fit marry the calmest soul and later turn wildest later in marriage. Buh the highest mistake wey we guys dey do be say we let our sexual desires over shadows good qualities in a woman.

Virtually every guy wants a busty, chubby, big assss, fair and yellow, beautiful, etc lady Buh we have forgotten those things are just desires and not qualities. Good women sometimes don't even have these clothes few or better still 1 outta 10 has all of these.