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This no be joke oo!!! How you wan settle this matter now

Deluxe16:
After pre-intimacy, I wanted to thrust in... that's when she said I should use condom, I've never used one before couldn't phantom it. I had some in the room, to my greatest surprise I thought it was easy to wear because it was my first time. I used more than 5 minutes trying to make it fit in and slide it up. My rooster was getting flaccid the more time I took, she had to be touching it to keep it erect. when I wanted to dive in after messing up She received a call from her Course rep saying they had an impromptu test...
It wasn't funny at all... can't tell any of my gees this. Na big fuckup

Now this is funny abeg

In money

If this doesn't make FP, I would start supporting Arsenal to win Champions League

Buh OP, nah this shikini snake you killed and praised yourself like you just killed an anaconda? You really fear snakes o

Dagrin talk am , "toba ya ashi mama gbokojuomi koja nbe"

My robbery experiences (i shared it here on my profile), live gun, axe and sword pointed at me got me chronic fear, that I have phobia for noise and fight. Yesterday my sisters were arguing in the sitting room while I was in my room, come and see how I was panting, I don't know when I jumped up from bed to go see what was happening, funny enough they were just joking around, I got really angry buh I hide it. Every threat or argument bring back that memory.

When I see someone walking by holding cutlass I'd wait and let him pass. Little things shadows me with fear rn since that experience

A bald head nah bald head, even if she use wig una go still know say nah bald head dey inside

ZINIBANKS:
You see some kain people ehhhn I no understand them for my own account shishi no dey there this one con still get 100H still yab Shi mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Brokenness sef get levels Some people are still boss for this game

Ambitiouz:
dis year no be am at all.....dis year na year of survival o! The aim is to just stay alive till next year.

Aswearugad oo. Everything go soon be tory

If I show you my account balance ehn you go even transfer that #100 out of pity gimme Buh I understand how you feel bro, better days are coming, we won't be like this forever!

Coldie:
He shouldn't waste his time. All these girls be claiming love but the moment they get admission into uni forget it

Abi oo, he's still very naive too, not to talk of the girl. Buh I don't want him to feel like he's not man enough. Probability of ending up with this girl in relationship talkless of marriage is 15%. It's too early. That was why I suggested he should just stick around, soon or later he would understand too say no be joke. And he could be lucky sha who knows

This is not funny if it's true

A real man never degrade another gender! Nothing completes a real man than a real Woman.

that settings is classy

Odion2016:
Your monicker sounds like a loverboy already...All the best bro..

See big man lover gini? I'm not in anyway trying to support female gender, I just believe in fair trade bro

you're 22, are you ready for marriage yet?? If No, then why are you in a hurry??

Well if you really love her, she's still kinda small(in my opinion though), there's a way you keep somebody till you need them, just try and hang around her till you're really ready and fit too.

The fact is you can't be avoiding her forever since you didn't block her.

So what to do?? Man up and stop running helter sketter, invite her physically, and discuss this with her! Talk sense into her marriage and the needs to respect her vows.

Let her know, there's no way you're fvcking her! And you don't even have a thing for her anymore!

Warn her that you respect her and her feelings for you, buh it's over in the real sense! And if she persist, tell her you would invite her hubby into this! Aksnoopy

Preciousgirl:
Here is mine

Awnnn, OP sabi better thing o, see this frog as it scatter yansh everywhere Yorubas call it Kònkò

Abbeylanre15:
Afternoon Everyone.
I will be meeting my girlfriend's parent for the very first time next weekend. And to be sincere, I'm nervous! my girl earn higher, but we're cool with that. I've always think that I won't get married until I get a better job,but age is not on my girl's side and her parent her now pestering. I pray her family should accept me.

1. Don't overdress, be in your local attire with cap and be as simple as you could be.
2. Great properly according to your tradition, if you are Yoruba, postrate.
3. Don't sit until you were told to do.
4. Make yourself comfortable.
5. Don't be looking around the sitting room, like you're admiring the beauty or something, be focused on what you came to do.
6. Reply in simple words any questions you would be asked, don't TALK TOOO MUCH!
7. Don't go empty handed, get a gift for the father and mother especially. And give her brothers and sisters something too, if you have enough.

I think you're good to go with this...

#Goodluck

OP is confused sef

share us ur experience bro, I can relate sha

hmnnn, you should've rather said "No such thing as Dedication and Commitment to a lover in this 21st Century". Cuz Love do really exist! buh Dedication and Commitment? Nah!!

It's not over until it's over bro. You don't know what tomorrow has in stock for you yet! I have a tangible testimony on this.

Confession time

goodman3:
Not when the man is rich, if she cheats, send her packing. All these equality nonsense is for men who don't have money. That's why every man should Hustle to make it. Marriage never favours men except they have money, learn this today.

I agree with your last sentence though. Either rich or not as long as a man as a mentality of "I only can cheat, my wife shouldn't'", then nothing's gonna work, and that's quack entitlement to cheat sef.
If you know you can't be faithful to one coochie, just get yourself a baby mama and enjoy your life. Marriage is about promise!

Are you tryna justify cheating here? Your partner has the same right as you too you know

what's this? who has time to dey practice all this biko? Ideal babes know what to do

Tell them jare