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 Politics / Re: Photo Of Winners Chapel 'Bomb' On Alibaba.com: Found With Nathaniel Samuel by Canadanow: 6:18pm On Feb 05, 2020 |
If the guy wanted to bomb the church, he would have done that. Well, we still have a long way to go as a country 2 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man City Vs Man United : Carabao Cup ( 0 - 1) On 29th January 2020 by Canadanow: 2:45am On Jan 30, 2020 |
unibenakpos:What if it had been a draw? Lmao...U go just put hand for head 2 Likes |
| Travel / Re: My Wonderful And Eye-opening Experience In Dubai!!! by Canadanow: 5:02pm On Jan 27, 2020 |
Papanwamaikpe:  No be only Ekaette sef, even me sef see plenty things for Oga’s room...na for oga’s wife... |
| Travel / Re: My Wonderful And Eye-opening Experience In Dubai!!! by Canadanow: 5:00pm On Jan 27, 2020 |
queengift: Thanks oooo but you never hear anything!!! Lmao...it was a funny experience. Will drop the full gist soon!!! Make everybody dey shine their eyes ooo Money no easy to get, so make people no waste am, thats why am doing this... 8 Likes |
| Travel / Re: My Wonderful And Eye-opening Experience In Dubai!!! by Canadanow: 4:58pm On Jan 27, 2020 |
asunmoGGMU:Dubai is a perfect place for vacation bro but not a perfect place if you wanna work. Hope you had fun in your trip? Unless you are part of the 1% that are lucky to get a good paying job without UAE experience. I will always advice young guys like me to do resident permit and move to some other countries instead with the resident permit. Countries wey be visa on arrival. And even with the 2-years resident permit, you have a good chance of getting a good job in dubai!!! Not with the 3 months visa. 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Travel / Re: My Wonderful And Eye-opening Experience In Dubai!!! by Canadanow: 1:05pm On Jan 26, 2020 |
It all happened when i sat down at home one day and was reading through autojosh’s or someone else’s thread about how beautiful dubai is...then i started my research... Some people advised not to come while some agents started convincing everyone to try it out... But that was none if my business because i have someone that could help with the visa processing and all...i was having only 700k in my business account ooo...after a failed transport business... Had the visa done in 2 days for just 160k, but i swear down, i no happy for my mind ooooo, na so we be for our house, if something no go work out, our mind go dey tell us not to do it. But because my mama no like the way i dey sidon for house dey do nothing, she had to push me to pay for the ticket... i wont be telling you the real date i left Naija because some people go sabi sey na me and na lowkey me dey ooo.... I was supposed to book my ticket Nov 15th but person go spend my money for my business account, na xo i left Dec 13th ooo, few days to xmas. First time I would be away from home. My passport na virgin passport!!! If you see wetin my eye see for naija airport!!! I gave out over 7k as per bribe...I had to check-in laptop because of the immigration wahala... Mind you, i didnt attestate any result because i heard dem dey do am for dubai/abu dhabi and i packed all my clothes and shoes and had the plan of never coming back to naija in the next 2 years... I don put my car ontop market sef sey make dem sell am, send the money to me in dubai...thank God dem no see am sell but the person i give am to don use am tire because he thought i was never coming back!!! I just realised why he said he no see am sell!!! Na xo i enter emirates airline ooo...as a first time traveller, dem give us food menu, i begin dey see names i no understand, i dey reason sey na me go pick wetin i go chop but i dey shy to talk!!! Na xo i sit for window seat dey use style take pictures to send to my friends and family, na dem cast me to other people sey i don go obodo-oyinbo ooo...me wey no like make people sabi where i dey!!! As a bush yoruba boy wey i be, and as i get craze for head reach, i no do gra-gra inside plane ooo...i just dey quiet dey watch movie for the screen wey dey infront of me!!! Emirates airline na better airline sha!!! As dem give us appetizers for inside plane, i just dey look am like rubbish!!! Wetin be this? I sha manage am ooo...my 269k for return ticket no go waste like that ooo, na xo dem carry jollof rice with some useless things come, it was funny, before i go chop anything, i go watch the small guy beside me wey dey with his mum how to eat it ooo, make i no go Bleep up!!! Make i move my story fast...na xo we land for dubai oooo...terminal 3. I was so happy mehn!!! Con see how dem use bus carry us from the aircraft to the terminal where our passport was stamped!!! Me sef wear footwear, put on denim like a big-boy wey bring $1500 come dubai to look for a better life!!! I never told you we were two but my friend was coming 2 days after i got to dubai so i had to wait for him in a hotel i booked online. The girl that came to pick me was his sister...na xo i exchanged just $500 and was asking if i should exchange everything oooo... We entered taxi and the Pakistan guy no sabi use google map, we sha spent 56dirhams on a 15mins trip from the airport!!! Thats 5600naira I dey speak English, this people no understand me...until this girl started speaking English like she dey sing...imagine something like...(my friend, how much coming?) You wan know price, you dey ask how much coming...who is coming? Got to the hotel or shey na hostel, 200dhs per night for two people. For people wey no sabi the exchange rate, that 20k naira per night. 1dirham is 100naira!!! I just had to book that because my friend would be coming and the hotel could get filled up!!! All na scam!!!   Me wey no dey chat on WhatsApp started telling everyone how our government bleeped up, they should come see how dubai is...but that part where i dey looked like lekki!!! Thats funny, i know!!! Na xo my suffering start, the girl don comot and i had to give her 50dhs for cab coz metro was done for the day. I didnt even know the exchange rate, i just told her to take... even if she asked for 100dhs, i go give her easily!!! Na 2am and she no fit sleep with me!!! You arent allowed to sleep in the hotel with someone wey no be your wife!!! Imagine, person wey be like a blood sister to me!!! Wetin i go chop like this, i no sabi anywhere ooo...luckily Lulu mall dey around, i went shopping, coke wey i dey buy for 150 naira in naija na 475naira in dubai. Chaiii...dubai coke is better niyen!!! I just saw one KFC restaurant and went in to buy rice and chicken, i no sabi sey KFC na international nah... i dey reason dem go get our friend and jollof rice, silly me... Took the food to the hotel and it was a mess, na only the chicken i was able to eat, the rice dey taste like coconut...na die i dey ooo... To be continued once my mood changes...coz i no get myself!!! Me wey dey fight depression before con put myself for such bullsh**t!!! After selling my gold after i got back, planning on selling another one soon just to settle my bills but i won’t lie to you guys, i have peace of mind oooo...more than anything!!! I no miss UAE at all!!! You all will know why soon...no vex sey i no fit write everything at once ooo... 11 Likes 2 Shares |
| Travel / Re: My Wonderful And Eye-opening Experience In Dubai!!! by Canadanow: 12:13pm On Jan 26, 2020 |
Sorry i was really busy getting myself together after spending over 1M in dubai in a month and coming back with nothing to nothing!!! It wasnt more than a month but it was more than 5 years in my eye... If i start to talk about wetin my eye don see, you no go believe. Me no too suffer that much ooo but i go still tell una from other people’s point of view. My brothers and sisters, our people dey suffer for dubai!!! Our people dey suffer sotey...dem dey go pack wey people no chop finish for that boat cruise!!! Oya, back to the topic, i would start with the day i left naija!!! Please if you wanna ask me anything, always quote me!!! And if any agent comes here to say because it didnt work for me, that doesnt mean e no go work for anyone else, i go curse him/her... 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Travel / Re: Top 7 Countries To Migrate From Nigeria In 2020 by Canadanow: 11:23am On Jan 26, 2020 |
agulion:Dont ever in your life bro, try it!!! I just got back with a friend 2 weeks ago. I even posted a warning on a thread but the mods wey no wan spoil agents business deleted it. Be eating your rice and chicken here ooo...make you no go enter UAE dey buy 1dhs lipton up and down. That one if you even get an accomodation again after 1 month. UAE no be joke!!! People wan come back home but na because of the money wey dey don spend!!! Modified: and dont let anybody deceive you that because it didnt work for me, doesnt mean e no go work for you. Or you wan dey collect 80-120k per month and still be a cleaner or security for 12hours per day ni? And dey live for bunk bed with bed bugs!!! Am talking about dubai in UAE. If you need more info, find my email in my profile and send me a message. Me no get shishi to collect from you ooo...i just don’t want you to punish those pretty little kids... Even if you want someone still in dubai to tell it to your face as it is, he will do that!!! Agents just wan dupe you of your money!!! Dem plenty here. 13 Likes 1 Share |
| Webmasters / Rackspace Acct For Sale by Canadanow: 2:30pm On Jan 25, 2020 |
I have rackspace accounts i wan sell ooo... Each is 8k last. Na $20 i dey sell am ooo Modified: Can be used as smtp but webmail access is better. Depends on your choice |
| Politics / Re: Ile Arugbo: Saraki Seeks Out-of-court Settlement With Kwara Govt by Canadanow: 2:29pm On Jan 25, 2020 |
Rackspace acct for sale ooo |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 2) On 22nd January 2020 by Canadanow: 10:07pm On Jan 22, 2020 |
I can’t remember the last time I watched a full match!!! It’s heartbreaking to see my club like this...and I cannot change club. Even if person change club, your heart go still dey with the original club even if dem go relegation... I don tire ooo!!! When are we gonna pass this phase? We can never get top-class players like this!!! 7 Likes |
| Travel / My Wonderful And Eye-opening Experience In Dubai!!! by Canadanow: 11:53am On Jan 22, 2020 |
Watchout for this space!!! Na pidgin my experience go be oooo...but una go enjoy am. Make i go drink my beer first!!! Mind you, na for dubai i learnt how to take beer and cigarettes ooo!!! 3 Likes |
| Education / Re: University Of Uyo Orientation On Fire Extinguishing Goes Wrong (Photos) by Canadanow: 10:06am On Jan 22, 2020 |
I can’t laugh ooo...this na wash |
| Education / Re: Nairaland Family Pls Help Me!! Pic Attached by Canadanow: 6:11pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
pfadom: Is that all? You can continue if there is more? |
| Autos / Re: First Body 2010 Toyota Venza Full Option For 3.7m- 07034485442 by Canadanow: 1:21pm On Dec 07, 2019 |
Me likey!!! Am in love. |
| Education / Re: Nairaland Family Pls Help Me!! Pic Attached by Canadanow: 12:34pm On Dec 07, 2019 |
Finished from thesame Dept too...2015. How dem Ajenikoko? And Iya semilore, I don forget the Dr wey teach us EEE 201 ooo...na former HOD...him be pastor. But how your project money reach this level bro? Hope your supervisor isnt asking you to make any payment? |
| Phones / Re: How To Reduce Your Data Mb Consumption Rate.. 100% Working!!! by Canadanow: 9:14pm On Nov 20, 2019 |
La click, la bomb. Everybody sha wan become blogger by force!!! 4 Likes |
| Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Canadanow: 9:17pm On Nov 16, 2019 |
Enskynelson: Thanks for this info bro. 1 Like |
| Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Canadanow: 8:16pm On Nov 16, 2019 |
Samisha500:Bro, a friend wanna register for NOUN MSc, is the form still out please? Or you have any good info concerning this? Thanks alot |
| Travel / Re: Planning To Enter Dubai Nov 8th...anybody Else Going? by Canadanow: 12:50pm On Oct 30, 2019 |
kellz0:Ok boss. Thanks |
| Travel / Re: Planning To Enter Dubai Nov 8th...anybody Else Going? by Canadanow: 12:34pm On Oct 29, 2019 |
kellz0: I have never heard of this though...can you tell me more? And whats the cost sef? |
| Travel / Re: Planning To Enter Dubai Nov 8th...anybody Else Going? by Canadanow: 8:04am On Oct 29, 2019 |
kellz0: Come back home if course...what else? Dem no dey chase me for house nah. I just see this as a vacation 1 Like |
| Business / Re: Follow This Thread To Learn Importation From China, Turkey, Malaysia, UK And USA by Canadanow: 11:18pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
Kudos bro. You are trying. I am interested in the USA market for used phones...or electronics. Are you a shipping agent? |
| Travel / Re: Planning To Enter Dubai Nov 8th...anybody Else Going? by Canadanow: 2:42pm On Oct 21, 2019 |
Roddyricch1: Will chat you up now. I have copied the number already. You can delete the number now. Because of spammers |
| Travel / Re: Planning To Enter Dubai Nov 8th...anybody Else Going? by Canadanow: 2:41pm On Oct 21, 2019 |
MCdrinkwater1: Thanks for your advice bro. Will look at the option. But staying in a hotel will be really expensive for 3 months |
| Travel / Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by Canadanow: 11:27am On Oct 21, 2019 |
olaboy001:Dubai boss... |
| Travel / Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by Canadanow: 12:57pm On Oct 20, 2019 |
Who fit help with bedspace here in dubai abeg? And what should i prepare for in naija airport? Na here i dey hear the immigration dey ask questions and dey check something at MMIA. I am planning to use just 3 months. Am into online affiliate marketing, so i go need free wifi. The reason i am looking for help is so that person go dey show me where to get stuffs. I no wan get accomodation wey be sey na indians go full there oooo...na why i didnt use dubicle to get bedspace. Thanks in advance. 1 Like |
| Travel / Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by Canadanow: 12:39pm On Oct 20, 2019 |
olaboy001: Me dey look for help ooo Bro... |
| Travel / Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by Canadanow: 12:28pm On Oct 20, 2019 |
NONNYG: Hello bro, i dey plan to enter dubai next month. I never enter dubai before and i dey look for Nigerians wey fit help with accomodation and all. Na side hustle i wan con do for 3 months. Any help you fit render? |
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