Been there.
Rn, I'm currently sleeping outside because of no Nepa. The mosquito no be here

Whites treating blacks like shit since Adam

Where is my own miracle!!!!!!!!!!
N:B If my miracle is with you, plz my own is anything 15k upward.

MrCork:



Son...Send me yor account number and let me repair yor life with 300k...AGAIN...U HAVE 10 MINUTE TO RESPOND....try me if u tink am jokin!!!!

No ofencsece

Why are u gay

MrCork:



Son..women will make sence to u when u reach 18 year old or when u start growiing mustach. Of course women have more to offer. The highest i payed so far waz 400k for just two days. I was ready to pay her 500k but she said next time. They have sweetness & good time to offer. Dont wooory when it grow up.u will relate!!(no oofencsece)

Real talk, make we drop akkant nomper?

Lol. You enter supermarket cun dey check price of milo, what were you expecting?

Abi you no dey watch news?

MrCork:



I dont pay men and i can never give man moiney...thats GAY. if u so desparate for moiney do u relice there are loads of gay dudes on nairaland? u can easily suk priiick and get paid between 8k and 15k. Go to Politics section & u get paid diiik. Juss sayin!

Man, just leave sexuality and help us out.

It's nothing compared to your 17m

MrCork:



Bro i have N17 million naira in my two Nigerian account and i hav moiney in my uk account. The moiney in my Nigeria account is only used when am in Nigeria..so wot exactly is yor point?

I said things are hard for those living in Nigeria.

You made your money in UK

That's my point.

MrCork:

Bro am a Londoner....of course i deal in £ pound srerlin!!

Then why are you asking why asking why you have moiney?
You don't earn naira and don't live in 9ja na.

MrCork:



Nigeria is hard for lazy men..dats why buharry called them lazy youth...if they say nigeria is hard & people are suffffarrin..then how comes i hav moiney?

Aren't you earning in pounds?

MrCork:



Bro...man helping man is gay...pure gay. Unless he want sexx in return. I have never help fellow man in my life & will never. Women hav millions to offer...men dont!!!

You no read wetin I talk?

9ja hard. Try and help anyone cause both gendes dey complain

BTW, na only gay, lightskin wey dey ya head?

Igbo
Not thinking twice

Jewessgratitud3:

Awesome. We are same sex too
Nice to meet you .

Nice to meet you too

As much as I hate the redpil society, it really has some benefits.
I mean wetin be this?
Still asking yourself stupid question.

Jewessgratitud3:


Hahahahaha... Every Nigerian Christian home sings that song in every morning devotion .

Wow you're a twin?.. same sex or mixed?
Interesting.

Same sex. Male

spencekat:
Glo network is terrible here

Ouch, sorry. It's great here.

I think either Airtel or MTN also do it. Not sure which one.

I'm also a twin

Jewessgratitud3:
Of course I'm a twin, people think I'm telepathically connected to my twin
No way! **I was asked this once, I was like WTF?**

Im a twin of course people think i feel my twin's emotions whenever shes having one.
** Same here.**

Of course I'm a twin and people think her children can't differenciate us. Even her little baby then at 1 could tell us apart . Even though she calls me Mommy aunty yeye
** Never had one so can't tell**

Of course I'm a twin.. people think her husband can not tell us apart. Even in the dark the guy man know him own. **Lol. Very verry true**

I'm a Nigerian christian, of course, when we were small, we did devotion every day.
And we always start with the same song.
""Good morning Jesus, Good morning lord
I know you came from heaven above
The holy spirit is on the throne
Good morning master Jesus
Good morning Lord.""

Lol

MrCork:


Any man dat helps another man is verry verrry stewwwpid & weak. Men shold never help men. Men should help women..women only. I give women moiney all the time & dont even ask for sexx in return except few times (which is understandable). Men who help there own gender is gay..and dats fukkkked up. I can not immmagine mysef taking a fellow man to dinnnner or shoppin. I will slap him face for poooorness. Poor people are definitely goin to hell sir. We cant stand them
We all on nairaland to chase women...not men!!!!(real talk)

I never said chase your fellow men. I said help. 9ja no easy. I guess you no dey feel am since you earn in Pound (real talk)

Tohsynetita1:

which network is 50 naira for 500mb

Glo. 12am - 5am. 1 day.
There's also #100 for 1GB 12am - 5am. 5 days
I think it's under the "Night and Weekend special"

When will someone storm NAIRALAND and share bag of rice?
Even Seun sef no do am.

Press the mumu button and exploit so many simps.
I just dey joke ooo

What if it was the girl that owns the money? Maybe she borrowed him?

You know how women are with money so you can't tell me that it's not possible.

All I'm saying is don't make assumptions without knowing the koko of the matter.

But if the matter was how you wrote it, then the man na werey.

MrCork:

M.0.D...FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!

BEST MOTIVATION ADVISE OF 2024...PLS READ!!
(By the time u finish reading this thread, u will be proud & very grateful.....THANK ME LATER!!

Ok guys enough is enough..quit callin women golder digger coz u cant aford them..u r broke...pirrriod. dont even near the lightskin or half cast ones, they for us.Am a baller. i gave a chick 600k last week & i dint even ask her for sexxx(altho am askin later)..but anyways. PLS STAY KN YOR LANE & .LEAVE THE WOMEN TO US. Its not by force to chase women,some men are out there waitin on u & it dosent really mean u gay..not yet thou!!((no oofencsece))

There's sense in what you're saying sha.
BTW, how about you leave the female gender alone and help your own gender so that they can stop being broke?(no oofencsece)

Blacktruth:


Hahahahahaha, d two of u will not kill me oOoo, i don laugh bele scatter

Abi na. We dey here together

Can someone get me a data of the country with the highest paid law makers in Africa?

Againstallodds:
could they be the one behind bokoharam and terrorist herdsmen?

Yes, that's why it's mostly farmers that are dieing.

Because Africa and the rest of the 3rd world countries aren't allowed to grow it's own food.

We are only allowed to grow export crops so as to keep the prices low.

Gustavowhite:
if you were a Catholic,you would know where took that from

I'm not.
All I'm saying is that you should have said "us" since you are one of us.

Gustavowhite:
i didn’t exclude myself,me too dey among
I dey Nigeria,I never comot

You said "be with you all".

If you are among, you should have said "be with us all"

Gustavowhite:
May the great tinubulation be with you all

Are you in a better position?

If you are help people around you out. Most of them didn't vote for the failure

Puff puff - No more time for snacks.

Groundnut for garri - Trying to save every single amount.

Chicken - Can't rear them again because of price of its food.

Data - We manage free 50mb or stay up at night to watch whatever I want to watch with just #50(that's 500mb).

Coca cola - Telling myself it's not healthy. Rather I now take #100 yougurt.

Food from big stores - It's just not worth it.

Soap - I'd rather make it at home.

Noodles - I still miss you.

Biscuits - Can't be looking for extra #10 since most are now #60.

Gas for beans - Firewood is just #500.

We keep adjusting. Keep hoping we(you, yes you reading this, and I) would find a breakthrough.

Abeg if you feel like dashing money out, I'm right here.
Tell me if I'm to drop AZA ooo FR.