Abeg send me the money. No need to waste it on coded oloshos

My Name is - simple.
Who even started that are gan sef?

Preciousgirl:

What's dog

Don't understand you

Regional goverment is da best.

Preciousgirl:

There was no force

what's with the cute dog?

Preciousgirl:

I had to hit the nail right on the head

Well, the force was too much.

Preciousgirl:

U are the one village people are doing

Na wa ooooo. Na so you fear ya village pipu reach?

Preciousgirl:


Are u alright Mr. Man

Wetin na?

To be frank, you were harsh.

You should have tried something like " ermmm, sir, I really don't like to mix business with pleasure"

Some people need help while some aren't worth it.

As long as it's only one parent, then it's a single parent.

Later, if them dash you sack letter naw, you go dey blame village pipu.

Wait first, maybe na village pipu dey control you sef.

Well, it was just a warning, so I don't really think it should be sometin heavy.

Well, wetin I know.

Na mumu dey Japa - Words from a Nigerian wey dem deny visa

Hope she can't accuse you for rape sha?
Cause I no too trust women.

Before nko?
Once my 10% is up to 30k, I'd rather donate it to the poor.

toujurs:
A life, where his been manipulated.

The highest you can do is to ask him if that's what he really want. Anythiog besides that is overdo

Garri anytime anyday. That girl go still dump you las las.
Even couples drink garri not to talk of...

Garri saving lives since 19BC

Spagi:
poor because of me drinking garri see ya mouth, send me ur acc num

Make I drop mine?

DID YOU JUST SAY SAPA NOODLES?
Are you making fun of those wey sapa hold or what?

One 17yo kid was caught with a big phone in NECO exam hall and it was confisicated. After the exam he started crying, weeping and lamenting.

Feeling pity for the guy I went to him to encourage him that he can retake the exam only him to walk out on me angryly.

It was then his friends gave me full gist.
Turns out, he wasn't sad about the phone nor the exam but the Bleep that his biggest client was about to pay that week.

It is life. He gets to live it the way he wants.
Simple.

EmiDon11:
Egyptians are racists
Especially women

Really? What I read about them was that the reason they don't associate with blacks was that other people from America and co used to refer to them as black when they weren't. To them it was as if the rest of the world was trying to rewrite their history.

Never been there before tho.

Nawa4nl:
We know the region that nothing good comes from.
God has blessed the SS, SW & SE

You talking of the North? Damn accurate

Really? But when I read their comments on IG, they always complain the rest of Africa don't relate with them much.

One even admitted that the reason was because they created a huge space between them and the rest of Africans.

On the Egyptians, I don't quite agree because I read on NL here that they are nice.

Question - Can anyone share any real life experience?

Time to get a channel

arantess:
Their genitals no Sabi tribalism

Abi na. When it comes to matters of the bed, them no dey discriminate

Julibet:


You're right . 2 of my childhood friends are yoruba and they told me that they aren't marrying Yoruba girls. They only want to marry Igbo girls. Although I stay in a town dominated by Igbos.

I think the ones bashing themselves on NL don't travel.

You don't need to go far.
I'm Yoruba and my target is an Igbo or Akwa Ibom babe

The Yoruba-Igbo one is the funniest. Na you dey fight pass on NL, na still you dey marry each other pass.
Very funny the two tribes

IronCastle:

Don't you know how to say please?
In case you don't know some people charge serious money for tutorials on crypto

Never knew. I'm sorry
Please walk me through it.
And if you don't feel like, no problem bro.

Can't wait for people to call him simp

Allthelight:
yes you can depending on the coin

Which coin? App?

Walk me through it.

Allthelight:
2k worth of bitcoin three years ago is now about 30-60k.

You can check facts if you want

I know say things no normal.

But still Yes or No? Can I?

I want to start and it's only 2k I can spare.

Really good, really really good.
But what took you so long?