samphletboy:
Pls help me, am 30 years old,I need 2 gain weigth by all means,I am so skinny and tall,and this have caused me a lot of problem,like insult 4rm friends,oppurtuinity denial. Plsand pls help me describe wat to take to gain weight fast within 2,3,or 4weeks.I have use wate-on, eggovine, cypron tabletand one muscle building stuff,wit all this no result.pls houz help me wit a good solution, I will be so grateful.

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Amazingman please can I have your number please very urgent

KanuSE:


She needs a young blood...she needs a young blood!

ok oóo

KanuSE:


Why 50 & above , why not go for a young blood?

Haaaa I see what y'all are tryna do there, hope it's not what I'm thinking.

because the woman is also at that range

bukatyne:


Nobody real life around you or the person?

......come again please, I don't get that

Don't misquote me pls,not a sex partner ooo ��

Good evening NL trust we are fine and how has the lockdown been treating us in our different locations. Please I beg you guys no insult,I really need your help in this, if you know of any caring, loving and a comfortable Godfearing man at the age of 50 above who really need to settle down pls someone so dear to me is available you can call me on 07030810434 and my WhatsApp number is 07085553566, thank you very much�� pls no insult

Good evening NL how is the lockdown in our different areas. Please I need ur help if u know of any man at the age of 50 years and above who needs to settle down with a God fearing and caring woman please contact me on 09085553566 or 07030810434 someone so dear to me is available. No insults pls

djojo:
What a nice topic.

Women are trying but immediately you start praising them their head will start swelling.

I could remember the day, i do give kudos to my wife because from the very first day to the last day of her pregnancy she do go to work and with the stress of work and even the traffic from ketu to shomolu every blessed day she never missed a day at work.

We both went to work on that faithful day and i got hope lil late on a Wednesday night, we talked about it how she was feeling and she said she was fine and we both went to bed, but around 12am she work me up that she is feeling somehow, I immediately called our nurse and ask her if the sign means delivery and she said since that is her first it might be, immediately my mind wasn’t settled but as a man I don’t want her to notice but i just used courage to control myself and i went to do ablution and pray to Allah for save delivery.

The nurse couldn’t sleep too though she wasn’t close to us but is is always calling and given me word of encouragement that first timer won’t come so fast like that and when is is 5am we both went to the hospital.

Around 9am noting yet happened but this time the doctor has examined her and put his hand inside to check the head of the baby and she came outside to meet me again, i was surprised again to see her cos the doctor told her to be walking up and down, i just left for my work for me to put somethings in place and i told her i will soon be back.

I got back around 12pm yet nothing as happened but the matron have asked of me immediately i got there they gave me a paper to go and get the drug which i got and still went back to work but i was always communicating with her on phone and non of our staffs notice something is happen cos i was calm and even made jokes but within me I couldn’t focus.

To cut the long story short i got back to the hospital and she as been moved to labour room but the doctor still gave me something to go and buy cos they dont av that medicine in the hospital , maybe that thing is something that they want to give her or insert to force the baby out i dont really know, about 45mins while i was still walking around for the drug she just called me to come that she have delivered.

Delivery isn’t something easy even during pregnancy woman experience many difficulties, and it makes me wonder how did those that gives birth to 10 children made it cos my grandmother gave birth to 10children, they will experience difficulty during pregnancy and during birth yet they keep on having many babies

Almighty God is the only one who can give answer to that cos doctors are only trying.

. i once asked my grandma about those who had 10 to 14 children, but she said olorun ma fi igbagbe si meaning God use to make them forget it somehow...(d pain of labor)

Nuel4:
The sight of my sister still disgust me till today
I remember when the nurse came out with clothes soaked in all kind of liquid.
Tuueeeh.
My wife will have to go to her mom or she and the child will forever be a constant source of nausea to me.
I no even like children sef

you don't like children kee, remember u were once a child..that means many adults didn't like u then or what

Tankunland:
Today the 8 of April makes it exactly 1 year that one of my bank accounts had over a million naira and it was that same amount that changed my life forever.

yes it changed my life so badly that it nearly made me commit suicide but thanks to these beautiful forum that came to my aid at just the last seconds of ending it all.

Now what you are about to read is my life story of how everything changed for bad in the space of just under a year and how
(1) i lost my job,
(2) my loving girlfriend dumped me,
(2) how I overcame some deep temptations
(4) how I overcame deep depression and nearly killed my self
(5) and how that my ex died and in her death I knew I had a son.

Just deciding to write about these has gotten me in a melancholy mood as I have been in a morose state for the past few days thinking about how my life changed but I know someone might learn from it. Now I had to use a new moniker for this as my former moniker has many things pointing directly to me as I don't want anyone I know to know it's me but I would surely be reading the comments with my real account and these could be lengthy but bear with me

pls change my life too I need to complete my training

dawnomike:
I really think this is going too far... It is too much of a reprimand at this stage!

#MyOpinion

...it is not cos I believe no one is above the law..now am sure if they r not celeb or just a normal person am sure u won't have said this...no hatred cos I am really a huge fan of Funke but we should all be guided...self isolation isn't too much just 4 a period of time, can't the party wait?

u11ae1013:
Please refer him to barriga canal at my backyard, let him use shovel to channel the water properly, then my clothes and bedsheets are dirty too, also, that dumsite close to Chinese village needs to be relocated to sango

u stay in Bariga?

You stay in Bariga?

God help us oooo

remedick:
he wont let her go, what he does not know is that the girl is messing with his head.

....lol..but why do we girls have issues.....maybe the girl is even trying to do little shakara for him or what do u think .... I just hate to see girls toiling with feelings�

Just forget her and let her be, anyone that like you for who u are will definitely come, don't beg her or do anything....that's where some girls miss it

OluwasureGig:
Hi nairalanders, I know the world is battling coronavirus and I probably shouldn't be talking about this at the moment but I could use your advice just incase we all survive this pandemic that has so bedeviled us.

I'm a young man in my mid-twenties and by this time last year I was broke and had a very poor account balance but by the Grace of God things are different now. My business is booming and I'm balling. Now I'm the type of guy that likes to look good and smell nice always, and this might just have proven to be my Achilles heel

It happens that there's this extremely beautiful girl I've been crushing on in church and I finally made my move this Sunday. We got talking and exchanged numbers. Now this girl is like my dream girl; she's very very beautiful facially, tall, has a fat ass, perky boobs, flat stomach and very straight legs. She basically looks like them models we see on IG

The problem is I asked her out and she said she can't date me because she thinks that I'm "too clean" and would therefore cheat on her as a result. I've tried all I can to make her change her perception but she is not coming along. Please what do I do or say to this girl to make her date and marry me because I've already sworn that she'll be my last bus stop in the dating world.

Please your advice will be duely appreciated. Thanks

....y r, i think there r other n better girls out there who will accept you for who you are just let her go pls

FortifiedCity:
I'm tired of bobrisky news

sane here... Tired of him jumping into people's affairs as if he's clean.stupid pokenoser oshi.

englishmart:
which of them is Wumi Toriola?
I've really missed her

missed her kee despite the fact you don't know who Wumi is..... R u on diet....... �

All these people should go take a sit sonowhere joor, they keep bombading us with crab......