₦airaland Forum

omega25red:
how come chioma has so much free time?  what is chioma doing with self that she doesn't understand that people have work that takes most of their time and when they do have time off they dont want to hear the whining of chioma  i'm just saying

lol.

showreals:
since my name is not (&co) that means i will wait till i am invited to also take the podium

Nawa for naija.
Oya help me out.

Odiaero,Honeric(NFA chairman) & co, i'm a trader or rather a businessman but i mostly do buy and sell.
ie the traditional way of doing business.(comes with the territory)
I'm interested in forex trading cos i want to widen my business interests.
How do i start? Pls i need a professional guidance.

sipitz:
well if u ask me i wud say its bin lyk dat 4rm adams afterall God made us helpers so we shudnt play more dan dat role we r meant 2 assume

True in a funny way.

ask her wetin dey.

Acidosis:
Don't you have girls in your area?

He wants to experiment with other "guddies"

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Do you even know them?[/color]
[color=deeppink]You love them? [/color]

Pinky,
Why u dey pour sand for person garri?
To love ur national female team na bad thing?

Ouch! It hurts.
**grabs her head & breaks palm kernel with it**
Try this one for size.

Well. . .if googles cud perch somewhere & stop hovering around me like a vulture, i'll be just fine.
That lady's being breathing down on my neck since i got here.
Do me a favour. Tie her up for me, will you?

googles:
My pet name for him is Nosa 

Miss somalia, skipped breakfast again?

honeric01:
That is my bro's name

Mr Lulu, whats up?
Did ur brother change his name? Cos it used to be Ogunjobi.

Nothing much.
Give the poster above me a huge smack in the head.

His username sounds like those chinese names in Jet Li's films.

Sammu,
Thanks for your help.(i was the one that
sent you mail)
I'm very grateful for the answers to my
questions.(i decided to go for 2.4m dish)
God's Blessings.

solo1ng1:
@cantell,

Net dish not ok for nile, go for fibre, thats da best

Thanks for the advice.
But can 2.4m get nile here?
Thats what i need to know before i make my move.
I've waited for so long to do this.

Sammu,
Thanks for your help.(i was the one that sent you mail)
I'm very grateful for the answers to my questions.(i decided to go for 2.4m dish)
God's Blessings.
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@All,
I went to get a 2.4m dish for nilesat in the market (Onitsha) but to my utmost surprise, the seller advised me not to buy 2.4m cos its not big enough for nilesat in Onitsha.
He suggested i buy a 3m dish if i want to get the full channels/signals.
I spoke with a satellite technician and he said the same thing.
I'm bit confused cos most people here have nailed nilesat with 2.4m dish.
I don't have enough money to buy the 3m dish.
What do i do?
Btw, the net dish(2.4m) here is #26,000.
Is the price okay?

RICHIE BOI:
is orji kalu the only former thieving governor in nigeria? whats the noise making about this dude?

No he's not, but the fool & his crazy mother turned Abia state into a war zone.
That guy & his momma should spent the rest of their lives in kirikiri.

@becomerich,
Whats with you and maps?
Aren't u suppose to be tired at one point?
If you hate Igbos this much, why don't you find a way to exterminate them?
Cos it looks like they're a real pain in the neck for you.

Newbie.

Ask him why he chose to use "look at me" as a username.

makajibbz:
definately inluv wt 'mama-gee d hater'

Inluv wit Mamagee?
I'd rather eat sh*it for breakfast.

googles:


with your biggie biggie three faced nose

Mr. Nosa  

My three faced nose is the epitome of an african man.
Take some jedi jedi make ur nyansh come out.
Na only bone full for dia.
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@Topic,
Me i know no dis Seun.

Can't even imagine the sorry state of the white woman's fanny.
God! **throws up repeatedly**

Go chop first.
You look like those children from somalia.

luizworld:
190 is high time you upgrade to a benz 230. it seems your 190 is already obsolete

abi ooo!
Dem moderators(road safety) don tow im 190.
Seems he loves his 190 dearly cos he has refused to upgrade.

I quote mamagee, "I smell an attention seeker"

Why is Aki posing like that?
Does he think he's still in primary 4?
Looks like his brief height is deceiving him.

Well. . . The first one i had, got married.
It was a painful breakup cos she was the type of girl you would want to introduce to ur mama.
But i wasn't ready for marriage and i had to let her go.
The second one was addicted to sex. At first, i thought it was cool (thrilled me a lot cos she virtually made the first move everytime) but when you get called up by 10.00am in the morning for a quickie, something is wrong.
Since i wasn't always there to meet up with her sexual demands cos i had other things to do, she had to pack her fanny elsewhere.

Just Another Nairalander.

190.:
[color=#990000]
2nd cantell, if i respond 2 u now they would simply say i havent changed and i always insult people
where as,they look for my trouble 1st and when i respond they bail and leave me there looking guilty~

Look for your trouble?
What am i supposed to do? sh*it in my pants?
I can't be bothered if some cargo doesn't know how to make comments in a public forum.
There's nothing you'll say i haven't heard before.
So you either accept the truth or rant away like you always do.

CARLISTO77:
@SAGAMITE

NOT UNTIL YOU DESIST FROM YOUR DUNCERY AND INFELICITOUS DIABLERIE
YOU ARE THOROUGHPACED OBSOLESCENT FOR MODERNITY.

**goes into coma**
Chei! Dis grammar na killer.

Ujujoan:
Honestly, this one pass me oh! 

I was expecting fire and brimstone from the first lady that comes in, but i was surprised to see ur comment.