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Gabry:
Maybe cause I want make your pic as my dart board  

**faints**
***wakes up & sees the comment again and goes into coma***

Ebonyeyes:
*Passes popcorn to Areaboy and googles*

MR CANTEL just tell us you want us to look at your profile and say your fine

Ah. . . You no say you don look am before na.

tpia.:
are you sure they were stealing your picture, or you wish they were stealing your picture.

maybe they read your slapping thread and wanted to keep your picture as a warning.

or they could be crushing on you i guess. . . . . . . . .

Dis ghana people no go allow us rest.
Oya come enter motor make you go home.

Gabry:
God forbid bad things to happen

See now. You don show urself.
Oya tell dem why you use my pic do wallpaper for ur lappy.

y me:
someone copied your profile pic too
speechless

Ehe now. Abi you no follow?
You and Gabry.

See wetin dis girls dey do. Na to dey admire and copy profile pics for hia.
In the other thread i caught a girl stealing my profile pic.
Wetin be dis naa?

Gabry:
U must be colour blind and oh wait! I see your pic. No wonda! U get chinko eyes!  Your small eyes no fit see nothin!

Im yellow, not white and unlike some anorexic fowls, I get a55 and b00b5 so dont you go start with me you Chinko eyes man!

You copied my pic and used it as your desktop background and then you call me chinko eyes.
Is it another word for sexy eyes?
Cos those eyes of mine are damn too sexy.
Talk about the chocolate skin.
Whew!
You're not white but yellow, how come?
Are you sure this is not a sign of acne?
Cos it happens.

Gabry:
I go slap your falsee teeth down before u dey touch my yansh!

Na aboki go touch ur nyansh.
I'm allergic to flat nyansh especially the white ones.
Smells like poo.

9-11:
Really, and here I was thinking that I was sounding like every other christian.

Haha. . . I laugh in pidgin english.

Beautful.B:
I enjoy working and eating my money. Than being under a guy.

Eating ur money? Na food?
How much you get sef?
Your money reach to buy beer?

Gabry:
Hmm. . Really? Ok we will wait and see. How many years more will he come and scam me off my teddies cause to be honest with you, thats the only thing I have. . .

And to think i was exchanging words with a pauper.
Oh my God! I don suffer!
***gives her ten lashes with the latest koboko in her nyansh***

Gabry:
Again, where are the threads which I have made obscene statements?

And I am not out of topic. Im still referring to the slap issue which is part of your topic.

I did not label you a scammer but you labelled everyone else a scammer thats why I ask you if you were one too

I see. You don get morale abi?
Wait for me. I'll be back.
Na me and you today.
Small pikin wey no gree make im mama rest, no go rest too.
*** runs away to exile, hoping to make a comeback***

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]<sup>You. . . .? , i miss you dear !!!! , tell me , how's life treating you. okay , sorry i didn't drop you a message or poke on facebook.
well , you can always reach me here anytime and if incase just click my page here on Nairaland to meet up with me at Myspace.


Much love dear. . . .</sup> [/size]

Wait ooo. I hope this is not what i'm thinking.
I hope not.

Gabry:
I no want mention the name of that particular persin naaa. By the way, I go send you loove msg on your wall

Gabry:
I no want mention the name of that particular persin naaa. By the way, I go send you loove msg on your wall

Afraid or what? You better start calling names.

Gabry:
[b]Really? As I recall, you were the one claiming you be scammer
[/b]and you were the one being vulgar to me since you dont know me and you were the one being sarcastic 95% of the time on NL and worse of all, you even declare all Nigerians to be scammers. Tell me why should u not deserve a hot fine slap from me? 

Wrong. You were the one who labelled me a scammer and since it would look real if i denied it, i accepted it.
Your obscene statements in some threads are some of the reasons why you need a slap from me.
And one more thing, stop derailing this thread or else?

Gabry:
Dont make me laugh. It wont take a scammer 6 years to scam someone abeg! Im waiting now. , 6 years. . . Nope. . . No sign of scamming.

Haven't you heard about the long con?
Your guy is a pro and he's taking his time.
Its gonna happen in due time.
A tsunami waiting to happen.

mykali:
What?

Even Chiwetalu is a star in nairaland . . .
Pathetic.

You need to rent a flat in that delirium of yours and stay put.
Comments are not compulsory.

Mmiri amaa efi na anya

Gabry:
So u wan me to alp you right? 

No, it should be the other way round!
***Starts training his right hand for the slap***

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Gabry:
Since when I bcome vulgar? I thought it was u? Remember the times and those days you use to bash me? Please, if Im being vulgar, please remind me where and when?

Sorry, forgive me. Wrong use of words.
Obscene should have been the right word!
So you see, you still owe me a slap!
[quote author=mukina2 link=topic=454962.msg6128939#msg6128939 date=1275388974]how did he make her leave NL? he seized  her computer?

Abeg help me ask them.
Infact she needs a slap for using The legend of the seeker as an excuse for her absence in NL.

9-11:
Very funny.
I wonder why you say I'm a catholic? well I'm just a christian who thinks objectively that's all.

Cos your comment speaks volumes about the way they do things.
Always defending themselves!

tpia.:
is someone forcing you to display a flag?

i wonder ooo.

9-11:
he without sin let him cast the first stone.

Another Roman Catholic faithful.
Those guys should get married and stop decieving themselves.

Greatest flaw - Too honest with people.
And the worst is, i can't do anything about it.
The honesty is hereditary. Got it from my pop man.
Also my nonchalant attitude.
I've been fighting that since my teen days.

Spambot.
No PM between members(correct me if i'm wrong)
Unnecessary censoring of words even in sexuality section.
Immature Mods.

Lets hope for the best!

Gabry:
if you are a scammer, than treat youself as one instead of categorizing other people as one!

I agree.
At least i'm not tapping a frigid asian chick to do it.
Don't worry. Its just a matter of time. You'll have to take a break just like your friend Plat.
Ciao!

Pope Benedict XVI yesterday accepted the
resignation of Irish Prelate, Richard Burke,
the Archbishop of the Nigerian Diocese of
Benin City, accused of molesting a teenage
girl, the Vatican said. The archbishop
stepped down after the allegation was
made last year. Dolores Atwood alleged she
was sexually abused by Archbishop Burke
when he was a priest in Warri.
Atwood, now reportedly living in Canada,
lodged the complaint against Burke, saying
he had begun abusing her when she was a
14-year-old patient in a hospital in Warri
and that she later had a relationship with
him. However, Burke said the relationship
began in 1989 when she was 21 and he
was 40.
More details here:
www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2010/june/01/national-01-06-2010-01.htm

Mobinga:
Ogaga4luv, that satan.
Mama Gee

I concur!

Seun

Bros did you say seun? My hand no dey!
The last time i was banned it took me 2days to get unbanned.
You're alone in this one.

Mobinga:
Desperate Calling for two lovers

Couldn't have said it any better.