₦airaland Forum

Missy B:
Serz'ly,  before now, I haven't really given this act -  Nigerians dictating and criticizing what people [should] wear because they think it's not decent [ not decent? whoever said their opinion was needed or important?]-  a serious thought. Doing so now, I realise it's beyond annoying.
How is it anyone's headache if a certain girl decides to walk the streets,  in the buff? Sum'n' about freedom and minding one's business . . . . .
If I decide to wear bubba and wrapper to the club, I'D be doing sumthing different from  the regular [which I have a right to], but not  contrary to human law or directly harmful to anyone.
When inviting me to an occasion and I do not have the freedom to dress however I choose, simply state in the invitaion card what i must wear, so I can have the honor of deciding whether to dress as ordered or not grace the party with ma presence. 

You better wake up cos this is Naija.
Certain occasion calls for a particular dressing, like it or not.
If your dressing is too skimpy, you either get loads of satchet of pure water thrown at you or you take insults from people.
The law of you can see but you can't touch doesn't work well in Naija.
Nigeria is still an under-developed nation.
People should always have that in mind before acting up.
As for Mercy Johnson, dat thing wey dey hungry am, the day when she go chop am, she go rest.

Time changes everything but it'll never
change the fact that I idolize you.
I'll always do, in ways no one can.

@Poster,
Like the holy book said, any man sleeping with a married woman is digging a grave in his backyard.
You wan take style lose ur p*rick.

Dr Kitaun:
Okocha should go screw a dog !

His comments come with diluted malice . . .lets qualify 1st b4 u yap rubbish!

For once Dr. Kitaun, i disagree with you. I always support your arguments especially the ones you had with Sagamite. But in this case, you're wrong.
Okocha is right in every aspect and the thing is, he did more than well when he played for Eagles.
So he's in the right position to say they played like crap.

odiaero:
Yes, she entrust 3million dollars and mansion to her dogs just 4 luv , and 1million dollars to her only son,
  if u where to be the son, wht will u do?


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When she eventually dies(if she's not dead already) na she go bury herself.
Anyway that one na for oyibo people. Try am for hia and those dogs go die overnight!

to ask if she read the first post before posting.

honeric01:
So you rather remain a mathematician and a baba ijebu than being realistic? No preparation is too early bro.

Preparation for what? Nations cup,world cup abi na friendly matches?
Mr man, we're yet to finish what we started and not until we're thru wit dat, nothing for now.

jennykadry:
not interested in comparing

Poster either accept it or vamoose

Forceful personality??

African_queen:
How would u feel? You came home from work. . . U had a long day. . . U were very tired. . . U came into your apartment walk straight to your room door. . . Open it to find your younger sister humping your fiancee? How would you react?

I'll tell them to carry on.
Afterall this world na pawpaw.
Either deuce or game.

When we get to that river, we'll find a way to cross.
For now, what we still have in mind is how to qualify.

^^^I can sense the female chauvinist in you. One sided comment.
You should read chaircover's comments and you can compare with yours.

Ask if he's with the Efcc.

oweniwe:
I used ukwuani (delta) dialet. Hi, i would like 2 ask u a question pls. Ifyalways- what's always with ify? Well, i guess ify's always charismatic. Right?

Yes! She something!
A woman who could beat me in Igbo is something else.
I got Igbo language A's in my secondary school days but after i saw her translations, i comot cap for am.
Ify, 3 gbosa for you.

Look at her suspiciously.

Godalone:
You are right Big-Man,
The day you marry second wife,you are a walking-corpse from that day.

Na for broke guys.
Loaded guys enjoy the best of two different worlds.

Give him 12 strokes of Koboko in his buttocks.

LOVE.4BUG:
SORRY poster don't know how to dance hip-hop or hip-down but i can help with ALANTA

Laugh wan kill me die!

tell her to chill

That b*astard should be shot!
God! I was so angry yesterday!

ologun01:
@ poster

can i have your email address or you mail me at ologun01@yahoo.com

I have a biz proposal for you that would net you the 100k per month based on your proposed investment amount.

Thnks

ologun01:
@ poster

can i have your email address or you mail me at ologun01@yahoo.com

I have a biz proposal for you that would net you the 100k per month based on your proposed investment amount.

Thnks

Haha. . .have mercy abeg!
No dupe am.
If there's any biz that can fetch that amount monthly, tell me cos i'd like to join.
.
@Poster,
If you're serious, contact me with the e-mail add on my profile.
Have a nice day!

afiamanu:
Wow thats interesting in twi (Ghana) chicken is the same and very similar to igbo and yoruba

Yoruba - Okoko
Igbo - akoko
Twi - akoko

Well you, learn something new everydayy!!
Also I wanted to know how to say 'Hey my sister, how's it going? When are you going to come visit my" in igbo
Is there a less formal way to say "kedu"?

No destroy my language for me.
First of all, Chicken in Igbo language is OKUKO not akuko.
There's no less formal way of saying kedu. Kedu is kedu.
Unless you wan slangs.

Jakumo:
Cantell, the customers are fleeing Onitcha because of rumours that ONLY Aba-made car parts are on sale there, with the result that honest businessmen like yourself whose wares come straight from Taiwan are being unfairly punished along with the real culprits.

On a serious note, could it be possible that robbers have taken over a part of Onitcha, such that those residing in more distant reaches of the metropolis, who are not close enough to hear the gunfire, are simply unaware of the mayhem in progress just out of earshot ?

Since Abia State has reportedly fallen under the authority of an armed robbery terror regime for the past month, with no banks open there any more, it would be presumptuous and naive to dismiss offhand these rumours about Onitcha's domino-effect fall to the new bandit regime, given Onitcha's geographical proximity to the officially subdued Abia State, and the prominent role that Niger River town has played in past armed conflicts.

The funny stories people peddle about Onitsha.
No one is sending goods from Aba to Onitsha, instead it would be the other way round.
Most goods sold in Onitsha are mainly imported from Singapore,China,Taiwan,Swiss,Germany and other places where these goods can be bought cheap.
I myself import goods though in small scale.
Unlike Aba, Onitsha is more secure.
I respect our Governor for one thing and that is, ensuring security.
Besides after the the time of Bakaasi, onitsha became more security conscious.
The residents employed security agents to help fight armed robbery.
I can say for now onitsha is far better than those terror days in 1998 - 2001.
And one thing for sure is that, news travels fast in Onitsha and its difficult for something this huge to happen, without people talking abt it.
So i'm very sure nothing dey happen.
We dey like kampe.(for real. No be Obj kampe oo)

Always & forever - Luther Vandross.

Stop dreaming bro!
Any biz that can get u that amount in a space of one month, is not legit.
That means its likely drugs or kidnapping, which happens to be lucrative now.
If you want to earn like a normal biz man, i have a list of goods i can send to you and then you import them yourself.
I'm willing to sell them on commission basis, if the price is right.
Aside from that, i have nothing else to offer.

This people wey dey carry fake news up and down.
No be this Onitsha wey i dey, dey sell market?
Nnaa nawa. Unu na achuru anyi customer oo.
We have less customers coming from outside the state because of rumours like this.
This is just bad.
You guys should know that these rumours affect other people.
Small time person go talk say dem kidnapp Peter Obi.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]@OP I actually have a friend who texted me telling me dat a guy saw her i think on d bus & asked her if she was pregnant(obviously she was)then she said "yes" an then he was like r u still wif d father?and she replied wif d same response then he was like "if u can leave him then i am ready 2 take of u & your child"(somefin like dat sha) my friend was shocked & amazed by dis. . . 4 some reason i was admiring the situation but strange huh?[/color]

Thats the fantasy of some guys. They fall for pregnant women.
Once the woman gives birth to the child or if the pregnancy is no longer there, the guy ceases to love the woman.
Its sick love.
.
@Poster,
Impossible.
Can't date a pregnant lady.

Ask how she's doing.

190:
receives the slap
and says if this is a way of showing how much
I love mama-gee then give me another slap!!

I'm impressed!
**gives him another thunderous slap**
Dis one na one for the road.

say no, thanks.

say goodnight.