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Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalander(s) You Wanna Slap by cantell(op): 11:07pm On Jun 09, 2010
***Mr Cantell walks in with a bowl of popcorn, ready to watch the show***
Mamagee & Honryeric, don't keep us waiting!
RomanceRe: Am Missin Ma Boo. by cantell(m): 11:11am On Jun 09, 2010
^^^See what you've caused. Miss mediator.
.
@Ogaga4luv,
Mr Satan, why are you getting upset cos someone called you gay?
Lets be frank, the kind of vibe you exhibit in ur posts is good enough for someone to give you that status.
You always sound like a f*ag.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalander(s) You Wanna Slap by cantell(op): 10:30am On Jun 09, 2010
mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]I wanna slap Cantell for creating this thread.[/color]
See i dey my own jeje, mama-gee come dey worry me.
Oya come here ***gives her 12 strokes of koboko**
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Married Man Is So Inlove With Me, What Do I Do? by cantell(m): 11:18pm On Jun 08, 2010
mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Run away from him as far and fast as you can.[/color]
*** pats her in the back and mutters some incomprehensible words***
I concur.
FoodRe: How To Avoid The Smell Of Crayfish by cantell(m): 11:01pm On Jun 08, 2010
^^^You wan go Heaven, but you no wan die.
CultureRe: Nairaland Official Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba Dictionary by cantell(m): 10:58pm On Jun 08, 2010
Lovely2010:
Can someone be kind enough to tell me what Arhurugi Nayi Nkem Uwuu means in Igbo. I was told it meant I love you but everyone else says I love you is something totally different than what I have here. If someone could pleas advise me I would appreciate it.
Correct spelling - Ahuru m gi na-anya nke ukwuu means I love you so much.
CultureRe: Nairaland Official Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba Dictionary by cantell(m): 10:49pm On Jun 08, 2010
brian102:
Stumbling through internet dictionaries.  Trying to make igbo word for red goat

is it mme emo?

please help
Ewu mme mme
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalander(s) You Wanna Slap by cantell(op): 10:45pm On Jun 08, 2010
^^^This is why they wanna slap you.
PoliticsRe: Would Goodluck Jonathan Win A Free & Fair Election? by cantell(m): 6:58pm On Jun 06, 2010
~Bluetooth:
He can never win under a free and fair condition.
Says who?
HealthRe: Help! 33 Teeth And Counting by cantell(m): 5:06pm On Jun 06, 2010
funkybaby:
the fact is, if the doctor takes another two out, i will be left with 30 teeth   undecided
At this rate, i can imagine the number left in 5-6 more years.
You'd be a toothless grandma! lol
PoliticsRe: Governor Peter Obi Reviving Igbo Language And Culture by cantell(m): 4:32am On Jun 06, 2010
Onlytruth,
We know say na Mr Ada faithful you be but you need to use the search button.
There's a post for this already.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-453276.0.html
RomanceRe: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria? by cantell(m): 4:23am On Jun 06, 2010
FL Gators:
Which corner you dey, dey chill?
Cybercafe now!(Night Browsing)

RomanceRe: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria? by cantell(m): 4:17am On Jun 06, 2010
FL Gators:
In fact, I'm suspicious of all 3 of you.
Nah. Ezeuche & sefago are the suspects.
me i dey one corner dey chill.
chika98:
You'd know all about one because your face looks like something
a huge train ran through. Ugly mgbeke wants to come and feel cool on the net.
Isn't your time over at the internet cafe yet? Go and play exchange of words with
Freddie Kuger look alikes such as yourself.  Run along kid!
Mumu girl wey no get sense. na ya old mama be mgbeke!
comot for road anu-mpama!
RomanceRe: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria? by cantell(m): 4:08am On Jun 06, 2010
FL Gators:
You too.
dis one na full front attack!
chika98:
All women love money. Explains why some girls run after ballers and all and they sure ain't Nigerian

Gators are you minding him? That is something else.

Cantell: Hop off me dude. Fall waaay back!
Sharraap!
Hop off you? you be bus?
you never see the one wey senior father mbaka.
RomanceRe: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria? by cantell(m): 4:02am On Jun 06, 2010
chika98:
ROFLMAO
Nigerian girls have deep voice? Wow!
Wetin be wow?
you no get am?
SEFAGO:
I doubt it . . .but Nigerian girl only care about money. They love you when they see money.

Pick up lines ko, take up line ni. Its flash up lines you need
Bros you're right!
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by cantell(m): 3:55am On Jun 06, 2010
Treasure by Kate Henshaw.
RomanceRe: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria? by cantell(m): 3:49am On Jun 06, 2010
FL Gators:
Most of the women that I know, including myself sounds very feminine.

No woman sees many and still gives you the angry face. Flash those greens and those Platinum credit card wink
She finally comes down to my point.
RomanceRe: Shy Boyfriend by cantell(m): 3:40am On Jun 06, 2010
adamse:
well said!it could not be better said than from a player himself
I for like use that ur small head break palm kernel.
Abroko!
RomanceRe: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria? by cantell(m): 3:39am On Jun 06, 2010
FL Gators:
@cantell
Really. Havent met any naija chick with that kinda eyes.  undecided

Maybe if you guys stop trying to pick them up with cheap pickup lines. . . .
Since say na money dey dia mind anytime we walk up to them, wetin you wan make we for do na?
RomanceRe: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria? by cantell(m): 3:31am On Jun 06, 2010
FL Gators:
lmsao! Ok, now you know you're making stuff up. The thing pain you small abi grin

1. Men are also K-legged.

2. What is Karashika eyes? Our eyes sexy pass una eyes tongue

3. You should be more worried about Naija men that walks around looking like a 500 pound hippo

Yea, you told me abt that. Sigh. .  . .

I've already made UK my next stop tongue
Karashika eyes are those devilish eyes you see in Home movies.
una get am like die.
RomanceRe: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria? by cantell(m): 3:26am On Jun 06, 2010
chika98:
Gators: You know some Nigerian men are cute. I've met some great looking ones
Miss do-good.
RomanceRe: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria? by cantell(m): 3:20am On Jun 06, 2010
FL Gators:
^^^ rotflmao!! grin

You're so arrogant. . . .  you're just an exceptional sweety.

Igbo men, Yoruba men, Edo men, whatever, Nigerian men are UGLY, period.

Irregular shape skull, chicken legs, potbelly, engine eyes . . . should I go on? undecided
The women nko?
Where i wan start? K-Leg & bow legs,protruding bellies (even when they are not pregnant)mean face and
crazy eyes.(Karashika eyes)
Na the crazy eyes dey worry me pass.
SportsRe: How Far Will Nigeria's Super Eagles Go? by cantell(m): 3:12am On Jun 06, 2010
supereagle:
Nigeria is  going out in first round, do not rejoice yet. Let the best coach in world  come to coach Nigeria.There are some unseen factor that will work against Nigeria, the foundation for that has been laid.
Bad belle people.
Go rent flat for hell-fire!
HealthRe: Help! 33 Teeth And Counting by cantell(m): 2:54am On Jun 06, 2010
Ruq:
I have 33 teeths nd currently one is growing! I think am abnormal?

RomanceRe: Shy Boyfriend by cantell(m): 2:39am On Jun 06, 2010
@Poster,
No guy is that shy.
Guys can be shy when toasting but not when they haven acquired their target(Forgive me for sayin that)
He's either not that interested like you are or you're evading his space and he wants to take things slow.
But i no say naija guys no dey take things slow. Na to score dey for their minds.
Unless maybe the guy don score come dey use style dey dump you.
You no yarn the full gist.
FamilyRe: Whats The Differnce Between A Father And A Dad. by cantell(m): 2:16am On Jun 06, 2010
honeric01:
They mean the same thing in the general world.


Rich kids like to call their papa "dad"

Not so rich kids prefer "father"

Poor kids prefer the grassroots names like papa, popsi, daddy, baba, era, papi e.t.c


All na the same!
So true!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: See Nairaland`s Finest Guy. by cantell(m): 2:00am On Jun 06, 2010
tpia.:
^^i didnt bash you before nah.

i simply asked if you were sure someone was stealing your picture or if you were imagining it.

and no, looks arent always the sole determinant for getting a girlfriend or crush.

anyway, since you went the extra mile and put up a different photo, you still want to be bashed over it? huh

in any case, enjoy the mood while it lasts. Have we met before on this forum though.
I was joking cos i was yabbing gabry in another thread and i jokingly accused her of copying my pic.
I knew she would be in this thread so i made the statement and she immediately came in to defend herself!
If you recall correctly, she said ''God Forbid bad thing'' the moment i posted the comment.
You're wrong for saying i was enjoyin the mood.
Just couldn't help it.
I posted the picture to have fun but it turned out to be something else.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Unemployment Around 19.7 Percent - Finance Minister by cantell(m): 8:10pm On Jun 05, 2010
FL Gators:
Nah, it has to be more than that.
The ppl are lying! And how was the research accomplished?  undecided
The Nigerian Way of doing research na.
Do you want to give us a bad name?
Forum GamesRe: My Current Mood In One Word: by cantell(m): 8:06pm On Jun 05, 2010
Idowuogbo:
feeling ill
***Gives her panadol***
@Topic,
Worried.
RomanceRe: What To Do by cantell(m): 8:02pm On Jun 05, 2010
EFCC1:
i was dating this girl in my working place and everything were going fine untill she got admission to uniport,since then she has neither call nor text me shocked shocked shocked, pls i need advice on what to cause i really love her sad
Uniport?? did you say uniport?? those aka-akpa babes(Aristos)?
Bros comot monkey hand for soup before the thing to turn to human hand.
that one na closed chapter.
Get ya self another babe kia kia.
RomanceRe: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria? by cantell(m): 7:45pm On Jun 05, 2010
y me:
most people think they are  undecided
i really get comment from people saying you look like an igbo girl
the fact is every tribe represent beauty
I guess that would get you smiling like a small pikin wey pick 5 naira for ground.
see ya head!

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