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tpia.:
that's the spirit.

someone may even be salivating over you right this very moment.

if you post photos on your profile, isnt it for others to see?

Haha. . . Someone is using tpia's account.
I was waiting for the second round of bashing.
seems something changed.
Ciao!

tpia.:
^^i see you changed your picture!

if you're trying to impress the ladies, get one of those jazzy haircuts like they do in america.

or choose something from here:

http://coolmenshairstyles.com/tag/mens-black-haircuts

that should up your rating


dont jump on me abeg- just trying to help you ginger your swagger!

Jazzy haircuts?? not for me.
I'm ok the way i am.
I'm not gonna change the way i look cos some little brat wants me to(Not you)
I took off the last pic cos someone sent me an im and said it was okay but i was too mean.
Guess it was true.
BTW what were you doing on my prof?

chipmunkey:
OMG! Sum booboo smackin me, Pinkie where are u?

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]<sup>You. . . .? , i miss you dear !!!! , tell me , how's life treating you. okay , sorry i didn't drop you a message or poke on facebook , ever since couple of weeks that site have been acting strange with my page. . . .i have submit a complain and still waiting to handle that problem well to respond all my friends .

i don't think of opening new account. . . .well , you can always reach me here anytime and if incase just click my page here on Nairaland to meet up with me at Myspace.


Much love dear. . . .</sup> [/size]

I guess i'm wrong.
But. . . .

Gabry:
CHIP MUNKY!!!! Pinkie OMG!!!! Are u calling me abi?   or sumone else 

Keep dreamin. the guy's gay.
so carry ur abuna go for backyard!

Wow! I thought i was the only one who wanted to show off but the ladies were even more eager than i thought.
Funny, some clever ladies are showing off their friend's picture to avoid eternal dissin.
make una no worry, person go catch una one day!
I don comot for hia!

This is the same topic with "How do I become my wife's best friend"

daduke2k:
way to go gabry dnt mind the hater 9ja is the best.

Na mumu you be. No be yab we dey yab? Wetin concern you sef?
Abeg find ur way!
Afo anu!

190:
why do every one wanna slap me~

besides can you peeps leave me outta theseeker droppings

Hey Bro! Don't take it personal. Just a way to keep things moving.
I ain't slapping you cos of theseeker or plat, i don't give a damn.
Besides its just a forum, nothing more.

makajibbz:
new one,new one!
i wanna slap BABE 97 too!!! for her lack of sensibility,

He's a guy!
I wanna slap him too.

Gabry:
this cantell is a confirm yeye fowl!

Gabry, you're obsessing!
You're unwittingly making me popular and as it is, my profile is the most viewed in the forum now. About 3,000 views in one day!
I was counting!

Missy B:
TBH . . . . .I'm remorseful!! 
Skfa, forgive ma harsh comments . . . .You just offended me, that's all. I'm sorry.

Now, thats a good one.
Oya hug dem kia kia!

Recharge cards.

Idowuogbo:
in the mood 4 wot oo , nautie cantell

Anything dat matters.
Bet you weren't expecting that! lol

chika98:
Buhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa You wish! One of the ugliest little boys I've seen on this site yet!

I guess ObJ should look for another word to qualify him.
I don't have to prove anything cos i know i'm tight.
Real tight. . .deal with it

chika98:
Stalkers? Do you even know the meaning of that? Who would want to stalk the likes of Cantell? Lord Hammercy!

See this is turning into obsession.
It starts small.
First you mention my name in every comment you make and then you open a thread in my name.
And your case becomes a hopeless one.
Stop drooling over me.

Beautful.B:
Are u jealous? U want me to be under a man or stay in his house, over my dad body will I do that, and mind u, incase u want to know how much I have come to ma Cribs so I can love-vendor ya.lol ;[/size]

Chei! this one na one chance.
Carry waka.

tkb417:
@Cantell
you dey mind them? all of them be worwor babes o

i agree with you, lets see their pics or they forever shut their traps

No mind those mumu chicks especially chika and that lepa who calls herself noodles googles abi na wetin sef?

Dondav:
@topic, abeg sign me up!

Bros don't burst a vein.
Its just a topic.

Abuzola !:
Smile, i can feel the heat of your anger, plz don't burst

Anger over a muslim rat?
God forbid!

I admire Tasha and that old woman.

@topic,
These rich kids sef.
Kick his tiny a$$ and stop complaining jor.

Gabry:
Cantell, U are worse than 190 all put together. U not only deserve a slap but now I think you deserved to be slaughtered! 

See this old woman sef.
She no gree make i rest.
Oya come  make i tight that nut we comot for your head.
***looks for a spanner and tights the nut back, heaves a sigh of relief***
Now you can go back to normal.
Come again in two hours.

Abuzola !:
Lol., they are ashame

Ashamed?
***feels his temperature with his hand***
You need to take ur drugs.
The one you took this morning is already worn out.

@topic,
In-the-mood.

googles:
HUNGRY

Go chop!

Abuzola !:
hahahaha craddle-robbers, thats what xtrianity is all about

Sharaaap! Terrorist!
Go look for some place to bomb!

googles:
hmm Nosa too bad you beat me to the faintin' charade

i hope you didn't bruise your nose in the process tho'

You've been tryin to chat me up for a while.
Seems this is a great opportunity to do so.
While you're at it, take a glass of glucose cos you might need the energy.

Gabry:
This is not a new news for me naa. U dey always bash me up all the time and me being a good fellow nairalander "as always"   I dey take your yarns like a soaking sponge and I dey forgive you, the evil chinko eyes monsta.

Now see wetin u dey cause today? Palava dey enta your cave naa.   No be me caus em ooooo

Okay ooo. Be ready.
Chika think say she get mouth.
Na so i go dey follow am from thread to thread. She go beg me say make i leave am.
Even mama-gee wey im mouth dey run like nyansh wey dey purge begged me to leave her alone.
Don't worry.
All of una go hear from me.

Travelista:
@ Cantell: You look so familiar. Do you have a brother in Texas. (I'm being serious.)

Haha. . .Brother in texas?
Me wey neva cross River Niger before.
If na joke be dis, stop am.
I dey Onitsha dey chill.
Make una no carry me go where i no dey.

chika98:
Your yabs are the true representation of how un intelligent you are. Now go and play with akpuruka faced people like yourself.
It's like going back and forth with a groundnut seller

Since i'm getting this kind of hate especially from you, it means my pic is worth something.
I'm having fun.
I yab people a lot, so yabing doesn't faze me.
Keep em rolling.
Don't worry
.
.
And Gabry,
Wait for me. You go see wahala today.
chei na me be dis?
See as this small children dey take me do play.
I don suffer.
@googles,
Go eat jor.
You fit faint.

chika98:
You shouldn't have put yours up and you definitely have no reason to talk back!

Moto go jam you for that place!
Ehh yaa! Na the thing wey dey pain you?
go hug transformer!

chika98:
Cantell: You are yabbing folks when you look the way you do? Oh please put a sock on it!

At least i get pic.
Once you have yours on ur profile i'll listen to ur crazy talks.

lizzybabe1:
As for cantell, please just go and sit down abi do you want me to spell it out to you? Ok I will: YOU ARE W-O-W-O.

See goat wey dey call person wowo.
Lets see what you got.

googles:
Cantell's nose cracks me up big time

looks like a three-faced kolanut

Stop staring at my picture. Others don look comot you still dey look.
You wan use eye comot my cloth.

googles:
pppffffff. . . . . .

have heard of a[i]ss[/i] kissers but hmm its really interesting to know that some pple can actually bend over to kiss their own a[i]sses[/i]. . . . pity

Dis one no be semi-madness?
People wey dey talk to themselves.

googles:


LWKMD

so dat is the face of the infamous cantell. . . .  

ehh yaa! because i said the person in ur profile pic looks like those children in somalia, you come dey vex.
Kpele, if you chop well you go fat.