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xlfemzy:
why is it dt nigeria mother after 3-4 children usually ve falling bosom.nawa ooo

They breast-feed their children unlike the women from the western world who use milk and fluids.
Btw, whats the basis of your comment?
I guess you saw ur mom's milk industry and concluded.

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]^^What does that mean?[/color]

Put two & two together, you'll definitely know the meaning.
Or better still, open a thread for it like always.lol

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Oh yeah, Name sake in thy dreams.

You just registered with that name to grab her attention. [/color]
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Abroko!

@All,
I won't kill the man but i'll give him a trashing he'll never forget.
Infact i'd make sure he never uses his prick again.
I'll castrate the son-of-a-b*itch!
Give him something to remember me for.

^^^ so you woke up this morning and logged in, just to type bush people?
Whats ur damn business?

Anything new or just the same old baby toy news?

^^^why you wan know?
You fit pay?

^^^Gabry,
haha. . . Toy Baby ke?
You must be kidding.
.
@Semid,
Abeg helep me tell them.
Wetin grown up person wan take toy baby do?
Instead of getting a boyfriend, she go dey look for doll to hug for night.

@Poster,
P.diddy, Usher would gladly help out.

Nawaa.
Some Pple sabi do announcement for hia. Small toy baby wey dey dash am, she come dey announce.
I tire for una.
Farewell(no use another username come back)

@Poster,
Vacation ke? For naija?
You no get house?
Abeg take that money buy hollandis and ashoke for am.
Three hollandis & two Nigerian wax go do. Money go still remain.
Why you wan spend money like that?
Low income earner for that matter.

^^^I guess you're settling for second best.
In a few years time you'll definitely come here to lament about your marriage.
I just don't understand why women rush into marriage.
It beats me.

@Sauron,
I agree with you. Its difficult being a man. What with many women fantasizing about dating perfect guys.
We lie to make up for what we lack.

@Poster,
You've being with him for 2yrs and you didn't know he was married?
Someone should help me sound this mumu girl a dirty slap.

How much?

sorry double post.

@Poster,
Many but i'll name a few.
1) Sarah Mclachlan - Angel
2) Reo Speedwagon - I can't fight this feeling.
3) Sade Adu - By your side
4) Eva Cassidy - Fields of Gold
5) Lemar - Time to grow
6) Lionel Richie - I call it love & Angel
7)Vanessa Carlton - Pretty Baby
Backstreet boyz - Back to your heart
9)Leanne Rimmes - How do i live without you
10) Ronan Keating - When you say nothing at all
11) Peabo Bryson & Regina Belle - A whole new world.
12)Michael Jackson - will you be there
13)OC soundtrack - halleluia
14) Delta Goodrem - take me home
15) Evanescence - Lithium or good enough(Can't remember which)
16) The corrs - One Night
17) All 4 One - Not ready to say goodbye
18) Waiting to exhale soundtrack - Count on me
19) 98 Degrees - I do
20) Boyz II men - Doing just fine
And so many others i can't remember.
These are my default ipod playlist.
I have played each of them at least a thousand times.

Bros i for buy am but i dey east. We fit negotiate on how to recieve the pay & package?

@All,
Person wey wan chop u die go foot ur bill? I laugh in chinese.
Even babe wey dey trip for u like die go still wan make you do it the Nigerian way.
. . . .
@Tashaluv,
I really need to take you for a date.lol

When he ends up like oliseh, the reality of what he has done will definitely get to him.

Missy B:
Maybe You need to understand the difference between a Slang Dictionary and an English Dictionary.

The word 'Shortie'/'Shorty' means something different in an English Dic. It's only in a Slang Dictionary like 'Urban', You'D find 'Shortie/Shawty as a variant of 'fine Woman'.

Like i said, always do your research very well.
www.ldoceonline.com/dictionary/shorty

shorty
[b]Originally used to mean a young man,
new to the game. By new to the game, I
don't mean he just meant a rapper, but he
just started selling crack, just started
rapping, whatever, but even simpler it
was a term used to mean just a person
much younger than you.
Now, commercial rappers have turned the
meaning upside down to mean a 'fine
female', apparently.

shorty
affectionate term for a girlfriend,
attractive female or concubine.
Yo shorty, it's your birthday

shorty
A term contrived by some asshole or
group of a*ssholes to mean a sexy or
attractive female.
A term I wouldn't ever use to describe a
girlfriend, close female companion or a
desirable female of whom I'd like to get
better acquainted with.

I buy mah shorty diamonds and call her
shorty because she is very sexy yet has
the brains of a turtle and thinks shorty is a
cute adorable term instead of what it
really is. Another mindless slang invented
by people that live their lives in dance
clubs.

shorty

a girl, usually attractive.
yo shorty lrt me holla at you for a second

shorty
a short piece of cat5 cable used to connect
two devices that are of close proximity
ill sent you the pics over lan, I'll connect
with a shorty.[/b]

I needed to show this to you all, especially to those who are fighting and correcting without being sure of what they're saying.
Do your research very well before coming out here to rant.
So long.

Bletherer:
@cantell
is that really how things are done
what if mother actually wants her son to suck from his mothers bosom? the comes a time whem the young goat must learn to be his own goat!!!

i keep bending but it seems my bending makes things worse!
when i tried to prostate and talk she said i was confronting her!!!!
how do ibo girls out there deal with their mothers in law.

I wanted to post an answer to your question but when i read chaircover's comment, i deleted cos she said it all.
Once again, best of luck.

michelin89:
OLODO.

How many people for village dey chop indomie in the morning? Na eba I take grow.

If your village na one bush place wey people dey take canoe cross, e no mean say other people village dey like that.
My Uncle's children for village dey chop indomie.
No wonder why you get block head, eba don block the thing finish.

Bletherer:
the woman is doing all this under the guise of "you are not Ibo you won't know" this is my problem!!

You seem to know the reason and i still wonder why you complain.
She wants you to know the way things are done and seem to have a big problem with it.
For a young goat to suck from her mother breasts, it must bend down before it can feed. Thats exactly what you should do.
All the same talk to ur husband or better still, talk to her and tell her to give you a breathing space(if you can summon the courage)
Best of luck.

michelin89:
You won't believe I have never eaten indomie in my entire life. I am a village ajebota and I take pride it in.

Figure of speech, mich.
I wanted to use noodles but thought indomie would sound better and it sure did.
And wait ooo. So indomie is now for ajikpako? You no serious.
Ajibota wey no dey flush toilet.

^^^ whao! Thats nice. You're truly a dog lover.
I'm jealous already.