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Nairaland GeneralRe: Top 10 Highly-desired Skills You Can Teach Yourself by Capnd143(m): 1:57pm On Feb 07, 2013
Coding and embedded circuits na me and you!
As 4 defense- i go arrange kung fu class with mr chan.
As 4 new language - swahili and chinese here i come ( imagine speaking " wong chu ching wa fang su ki chow to my nairaland freinds).
PoliticsRe: Fashola Inspects Isale Gangan Urban Regeneration Residential Dev by Capnd143(m): 10:51am On Feb 07, 2013
Ok . . . FASHOLA FOR PRESIDENT COME 2015!
PoliticsRe: FG Begins Concessioning Of Onitsha Ports In 2 Weeks by Capnd143(m): 10:10am On Feb 07, 2013
Ok... Who said Gej is not working? Ehh? Shout loud? Who said? Na slowpoke!

Make them finish ibaka seaport self, and 9ja boys go them bring them containers! Dancing alingo!

Vision 2030 here we come
Long live the Federation
PoliticsRe: Kerosene Black Marketers Beat-up NSCDC Officials by Capnd143(m): 9:58am On Feb 07, 2013
My first question is ; why the f.u...ck are the NSCDC not armed with assault rifles? At least the would have fired warning shots to scare the lynchers.
And 2 where the f..u.c|< was their area commander to take prompt action as a deterent against future reoccurence?

May them thank God say no be [JTF] them lynch! By now heads for role! State of emergency declaration tins on ihejirika mind for the bubble!
PoliticsRe: JTF Arrests Mastermind Of Bayero Attack, 2 Others by Capnd143(m): 9:42am On Feb 07, 2013
This JTF are really pulling grounds during this GEJ administration! 2 bad the NPF(police) are too inefficient that our troops are being employed to handle internal insurrection.

I think the police should undergo reinductrination and a formation of a new "Special Weapons And Tactics [SWAT]" team To held internal issues and not nigerian soldiers.
EducationRe: Reps Suspend Jamb’s E-Test, Summons Education Minister by Capnd143(m): 3:10pm On Feb 06, 2013
Ok,. . .i don register 4 e-testing finish, now what? Mek i go register again abi? Mek una resolvd that matter fast fast oh! Else Gej go set up panel to investigate una? Btw wat time nigerian troops the play malian rebels today?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Jets Out To London, Paris by Capnd143(m): 12:51pm On Feb 06, 2013
Symphony007: you are an idiot!! Nigeria is a very diversified nation. The musliums in this country deserve to be recognised by their president and have a sense of inclusion! How is the president turning nigeria to islam by representing the muslims in his country who are amongs the largest in africa? When presidents of the country have welcomed the pope, led delegations to the vatican and even held banquets for nigerians appionted cardinals...why was'nt that christianizing nigeria? If you have nothing to say, shut up and stop peddling biggotry.
you are a crook, infact a facrook, you deserve to be in jail with ur cousin lawan facrook! How Organization of Islamic of conference come take concern Naija with 2 million churches! Oic is only meant for boko-harameous and islamist nations like iran,iraq,pakistan who are war torn!

F:_Uck Oic!
F:_uCK islam!

Long live the federation
long live the president
long live our troops.
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Training Camps Found In Mali by Capnd143(m): 12:32pm On Feb 06, 2013
raeez: then u dont need to believe him if he says he saw boko haram members he could have seen chadian rebels or sudanese rebels
think bro! They cook was hausa speaking dude! He must have heard them speak! And over communication. In military intelligence gathering everyone is a terrorist unless proven wrong!
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Training Camps Found In Mali by Capnd143(m): 12:26pm On Feb 06, 2013
All ya retardeens that said Gej was a slowpoke for sending our troops to Mali are now quiet!
I suggest we send another battalion with an alpha bird and uproot those islamist.
The malians rebels can fight a war on two fronts; so i say we fight them on the war field and fight them of the football field

God bless our troops
God protect our troops
God help our troops
God bless Nigeria
InvestmentRe: How Judge Tricked EFCC To Free $203million Pension Fund Thief- ICIR by Capnd143(m): 11:29am On Feb 06, 2013
All of ya that shouted 5 years is 2 small, you know nothing about the judicial process. They convict had been previously acquited of the 25billion corruption charges by LAW so now the only way to get his ass in jail is to use charges of *false declaration of asset* which is punishable by 5years in hell! So 5 years is not small for the charge he is currently facing, but would have been small if it was for the corruption charges
EFCC I hail thee!
God bless Nigeria
Long live the Federation.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mali (AFCON 2013) - (4 - 1) On 6th February 2013 by Capnd143(m): 8:49am On Feb 06, 2013
Hey! Tell the malians we are pulling out our troops and logistic support if the Bleep up!
Btw
NIGERIAN TROOPS the smoke malian rebels and Nigerian squad go surely smoke their football rebels. Use our alpha jets on those rebels super eagles!
PoliticsRe: What Do We Get To Enjoy As Nigerians? by Capnd143(m): 9:42pm On Feb 05, 2013
Though nigeria is a mess but i think we actualy enjoy "Godslove",
"no natural disaster",
"no nuclear treat",
"freedom to rant on blogs like nairaland without being jailed!",
"freedom to call Gej a slowpoke even when he is not, and not facing charges",
"freedom to have as many offsprings as u which without being restricted!",
"freedom to evade trafic without being pursued my NYPD"
THE TREND IS ENDLESS.

God bless Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Calls For Stay Of Execution Of Nigerians In Indonesia by Capnd143(m): 2:03pm On Feb 05, 2013
TO ALL THOSE THAT calls Gej a slowpoke_: i hope you arent sleeping! The man is fumbling but he is really trying!
Long live the president
long live Nigeria
long live Nairaland!
PoliticsRe: MASSOB Introduces ‘biafran Income Tax’ by Capnd143(m): 1:38pm On Feb 05, 2013
maskid: my friend sharrap!!! y dnt u start ur own seccessionist Movement lets see
anti-governmental components like u constitute boko haram! I wil this again: massob is a terrorist organization and "biafra" is a failed final year project!
SportsRe: Man Dies Watching Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast by Capnd143(m): 12:45pm On Feb 05, 2013
obadiah777: HIS DEATH IS THREEFOLD

1-HYPOXIA. LOW OXYGEN LEVELS IN THE CENTER MEANS HIS HEART HAS TO WORK HARDER AND INCREASE CARDIAC OUTPUT IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN NORMAL OXYGEN LEVELS.

2- ISCHEMIA. IN ORDER TO INCREASE CARDIAC OUTPUT, HIS CORONARY ARTERIES HAVE TO BE AS CLEAN AS A WHISTLE. NO PLAQUE. HOWEVER AT THE AGE OF 40 THIS IS VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE WHICH IS WHY AFTER THE AGE OF 40 YOU NEED AN ANNUAL CARDIAC CHECKUP BECAUSE AT THAT AGE YOU HAVE EATEN ENOUGH OILY FOOD TO BUILD UP ADEQUATE PLAQUE TO CAUSE ISCHEMIA. SO BASICALLY THE GUY WAS IN A LOSE LOSE SITUATION.

3- TACHYCARDIA INDUCED BY EXCITEMENT AND ANXIETY OF WATCHING THE GAME MEANS HIS MYOCARDIUM NEEDS MORE OXYGEN AND BLOOD SUPPLY. HOWEVER AT 40 HIS ARTERIES ARE PROBABLY SOMEWHAT PARTIALLY OCCLUDED FROM ALL THE PEPPERSOUP AND SHAKI AND GOAT MEAT ETC. SO THE SUPPLY CANNOT KEEP UP WITH THE DEMAND OF OXYGEN AND BLOOD FLOW. AND HE INFARCTS ( HEART ATTACK ) AND DIES
sorry oh my papa no gri send me go medical school, na so i wan die 4 python and c--
ProgrammingRe: First Expose Your Mind With (micro_programming) With Your Mobile Phones by Capnd143(m): 12:39pm On Feb 05, 2013
How is that supposed to pe practise? I love your "state of the art" idea but, it makes no meaning to interested persons without reasonable explanation! I raise my case your lordship.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Plans Military Drills With 20 Nations In Mideast Waters: by Capnd143(m): 12:34pm On Feb 05, 2013
Boko haramic republic of iran should be the entity to be destroyed! No matter how strong the may thing the are, the cant fight wars in two fronts, isreal and the u.s and perhaps + other U.s allies .
I know the u.s demselves are very intrusive , but i strongly support the move against Iran nuclear treat! A nuclear armed Iran is an unsafe world, a treat to international security, the are just like boko haram and al-queada and may strike at the slimest opportunity
Iran may be bluffing technologically, but when it comes to an all out warfare iranian are slow pokes! Take the iran-iraq war for instance.

To the Us i say; nuke 'em up! F.u..ck retardeen ahmadinajad!
SportsRe: NFF Booked Eagles Return Tickets Before Q/final Match by Capnd143(m): 12:24pm On Feb 05, 2013
Ministry of sport, Nff with their gulible brains, is it only white dudes that can coach! Even the blacks encourage Racism. OYA stephen son of keshi, prove them wrong, and bring us the trophy.
HealthRe: Pls I Need Advice On The Kinds Of Food For Diabetic Patients. by Capnd143(m): 12:17pm On Feb 05, 2013
Am not a doctor thou: but i have a reasonable amount of knowlege on this. And you should have specified the type of diabetics.
Anyway this are the doctor prescribed food samples;
1.plantain
2.banana
3.beans
4.wheat bread
5.wheat biscuits
6.semolina
7.bitter leaf
8.vegetables
9.sour wine(high class)
10.other sugar free stuffs and foods rich in insulin (google is your freind, wikipedia is your nephew).
Foreign AffairsRe: Al-qaeda Fighters Arrested In Northern Mali by Capnd143(m): 12:03pm On Feb 05, 2013
Soon, the francophones will leave! Meaning the malian burden will rest on regional superpower "NIGERIA". The AFISMA Logistics and financial back-up would depend mostly on Nigerian troops and govt respectively. If nigeria want to play Big brother role "then the better get ready". Oya tell Gej say oil money must deplete oh! Mali here we come.
CareerRe: Sec Sch Leavers,come Here For Some Career Advise. by Capnd143(m): 11:57am On Feb 05, 2013
They are looking 4 topics like "Tonto dikeh gets new tatoo". "obj gives gej smack down" etc. Laughs in swahili. And chinese . . . .hachungi chunhongki kiki wong fu
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s External Reserves Hit $45.98bn by Capnd143(m): 11:48am On Feb 05, 2013
I said GEJ is untop of the situation, but no one would listen! All elephant enemies of nigeria shall be eaten by the eagles!
whoever said Gej is not trying is a slowpoke!

Long live the federal republic of nigeria
long live the president
*short live corrupt leaders
God bless Nigeria!!
SportsRe: Man Dies Watching Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast by Capnd143(m): 9:27am On Feb 05, 2013
Oya' one minute silence for the deceased. He died in the service of his country! R.I.P

NIGERIAN TROOPS THE KILL FOR MALI, SUPER CHICKENS THE KILL FOR Nigeria, the war against boko haram has bugun!!!
SportsRe: Why Do Goalkeepers Spit Into Gloves? by Capnd143(m): 6:35pm On Feb 04, 2013
Its topics like this that make front page, while educating and interesting articles go unviewed. To seun; nairaland needs moderation rebranding!

Nairaland is turning into nigeria with 2 much favouritism and the leaders(mods) are corrupt!
OK. . . . . 3 years ban 4 me!. Starts crying!
Nairaland GeneralRe: FG To Purchase New Aircraft At Low Interest Rate by Capnd143(m): 6:26pm On Feb 04, 2013
Gej is untop of the situation!

Who ever said Gej is not trying na elaphant! And surely the eagles will eat them up

God bless Nigeria
SportsRe: Nigerians-the Most Self Critical People On Eath by Capnd143(m): 1:48pm On Feb 04, 2013
Dont wory bro, GEJ IS UNTOP OF THE SITUATION
FamilyRe: Baby Buried Alive Was Dug Out Alive *pics* by Capnd143(m): 1:45pm On Feb 04, 2013
Autopsy report nko? And hw are we sure the baby wil nt die?

PoliticsRe: G8 Leaders To Discuss Nigeria’s Controversial Oil Wealth Wastage by Capnd143(m): 1:18pm On Feb 04, 2013
Abbott: Is colomental an english word? huh
am a linguist! Am sure its swahili
PoliticsRe: MASSOB Introduces ‘biafran Income Tax’ by Capnd143(m): 12:09pm On Feb 04, 2013
Hahahaha! Laughs in swahili ! Wetin i talk? Any move to disintegrate nigeria would be the greatest disaster of all time! Worse than 9/11 or hiroshima! If nigeria disintegrate in 2014 the consequences will be worse that WW11. The northern muslims break up, the south-west, the biafrans etc, nigeria will become very segmented piece of lands and without political structures,rigid govt, or "defense".
This will however become and oppurtunity for islamists saddist and AQIM to take advantage of the loosed govts and make this 'pieces' their haven. I strongly warn against disintegration of nigeria at this stage, it will mean eradication of half the entire black!!! race! Massob is a terrorist organization, biafra is a failed project! The ibgos are Nigerians! The are citizens of the world. I raise my case your lordship.
HealthRe: Govt To Include Cancer Treatment Under NHIS by Capnd143(m): 12:01pm On Feb 04, 2013
Nice one, at least if the FG Can offer the cancer vaccines free at advanced stages, then 9ja go at least have something to boost of! Anyway GEJ IS WORKING! He is always untop of the situation! !

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

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