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Romance › Re: A Thing I Can't Do Without by CAPSLOCKED: 12:29am On Oct 05, 2020

VĮBRATORS ARE VERY ESSENTIAL.

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by CAPSLOCKED: 11:16pm On Oct 04, 2020

CaveAdullam:

Don't be a simp.

Authority: Avoid the friendzone.

DON'T KNOW WHAT "FRIENDZONE" IS. NEVER BEEN THERE. NEVER IN LIFE HAVE I SAID TO MYSELF, "OH, WHAT A PRETTY PERSON. MAYBE I CAN PRETEND TO LIKE THEM AND PLAY FRIENDS WITH THEM AND WASTE MY TIME KEEPING COMPANY AND COMMUNICATION SO JUST IN CASE, ONE DAY THEY'LL CONSIDER ME AND FUC ME".

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Celebrities › Re: Father Of Two Slams Chacha Eke Over Crashed Marriage & Domestic Violence by CAPSLOCKED: 11:11pm On Oct 04, 2020

HIS NAME IS "WISEMAN JESUS". YOU WOULD EXPECT HIM TO BE WISE BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT THERE'S NONE IN THE COUNTRY MORE FOOLISH THAN HE IS.

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Health › Re: Doctors In The House Please Help by CAPSLOCKED: 11:07pm On Oct 04, 2020

Bola146:
Kindly be prayerful too. I wish her safe all through her pregnancy

BUT WHY PRAY, WHEN "GOD'S WILL IS THE BEST"?

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Culture › Re: Why Do Adults Find "How Are You?" Insulting? by CAPSLOCKED: 11:02pm On Oct 04, 2020

MY BEST PART IS WHEN I LEAVE MONEY FOR THEM ON THE GROUND (OR WHEREVER) BECAUSE THEY REFUSE TO TAKE IT FROM MY LEFT HAND.
THESE ARE IRRELEVANT CONSTRUCTED SOCIAL NONSENSES THAT SHOULD BE DROPPED, BUT NO, WE PREFER TO CLING TO ARCHAIC BELIEFS AND TRADITIONS.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Sponsor Of Terrorism In Nigeria Won’t See New Year ― Pastor Adeboye by CAPSLOCKED: 10:59pm On Oct 04, 2020

BS.

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Romance › Re: Don't Marry Her If This Happens by CAPSLOCKED: 10:59pm On Oct 04, 2020

Okeytus:
If she or her mum doesn't regard the father or male siblings, she will definitely not have regards for you.

IT IS WRITTEN EXACTLY LIKE THIS IN THE BIBLE, AND WE KNOW THE WORD OF GOD IS FOREVER TRUE.

Romance › Re: I Want To Date The most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland by CAPSLOCKED: 10:57pm On Oct 04, 2020

CosmicPhoenix:
there are no beautiful girls on nairaland

LOL, WHAT ABOUT ME? grin

Christianity Etc › Re: A Good example of how GOD's Grace Works by CAPSLOCKED: 10:22am On Oct 04, 2020

GOD'S GRACE IN MY LIFE IS WHEN I ENJOY ALL THE FANCY THINGS BECAUSE I'M PRIVILEGED EVEN THOUGH I'M AN UNBELIEVER, WHILE TONS OF BELIEVERS SUFFER IN SQUALOR AND HAVE IT WORSE IN LIFE.
LOL. MIRACULOUS, MYSTERIOUS GOD.

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Christianity Etc › Re: A Good example of how GOD's Grace Works by CAPSLOCKED: 10:19am On Oct 04, 2020

hopefulLandlord:
Grace means the Hitler soldiers who killed the Jews can eventually make heaven whereas their victims are definitely burning in hell

IN SUMMARY, A MAN WHO RAPES AND MURDERS A 14-YEAR OLD CAN MAKE HEAVEN.... WHILE HIS DEAD VICTIM WINDS UP IN HELL BECAUSE SHE WAS BORN INTO THE WRONG RELIGION.

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Celebrities › Re: 2 Years After Leaving BBNaija, My Relatives Still Think I'm Stingy - Ifu Ennada by CAPSLOCKED: 10:16am On Oct 04, 2020

NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS LIKE WHEN YOU CALL MEN STINGY FOR NOT GIVING YOU THE 2K YOU NEEDED URGENTLY.

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Christianity Etc › Re: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by CAPSLOCKED: 10:13am On Oct 04, 2020

MAY GOD SAVE US FROM GOD.

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Celebrities › Re: No Boyfriend, No Problem – Bbnaija's Dorathy Celebrates (watch) by CAPSLOCKED: 8:33am On Oct 04, 2020

IamD18:
She gave Ozo Greenlight, Ozo didn't send her.

She gave Bright Greenlight, Bright didn't send her.

She gave Prince, Prince sure didn't find her attractive, but just a friend.

Now she's saying that "No boyfriend, no problem". This further proves that statements as such are most times, championed by jilted women who couldn't get themselves the kind of men they desired.

ONCE YOU SEE THE WORDS "STRONG", "INDEPENDENT", AND "WOMAN" IN ONE SENTENCE KNOW THAT IT'S COMING FROM THE MOST DEPENDENT AND WEAKEST CREATURE THERE IS. IT'S EXACTLY HOW THEY OPERATE. TOUGH ON THE INTERNET, TRASH BAGS IN REAL LIFE.

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Romance › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Girls Have This Mentality? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:49pm On Oct 03, 2020

Heartlessbanker:
Nb: opinions contrary to the op's should be aired with civility or be met with "fire and fury".

PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON US. cheesy

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Family › Re: What Motivates Your Spirit And Make You Happy by CAPSLOCKED: 3:26pm On Oct 03, 2020

THE VERY FACT THAT OUR EXISTENCE ISN'T INFINITE AND THERE'S NO SCHEDULE FOR EITHER FORTUNE OR MISFORTUNE FOR ANYONE. LIFE HAPPENS AS IT GOES, AND THERE'S NO GOD ABOVE GUIDING OR MAKING ANY SPECIAL PLANS FOR ANYBODY.
WE'RE ALL JUST LIKE SNAILS. ONE SMALL SQUASH AND WE'RE ZEROED OUT FOREVER, AND OTHER SNAILS CARRY ON UNTIL THEY GET SQUASHED TOO. NO PROTECTION FROM ANYTHING, NO GUARANTEE FOR TOMORROW.

KNOWING AND ACCEPTING THIS IS ENOUGH TO BRING ME PEACE AND NOT WORRY OVER ANYTHING I CANNOT CONTROL.

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Romance › Re: I Will Never Forgive Myself by CAPSLOCKED: 7:39pm On Oct 02, 2020

ChildOfDoom:
It's been 3 months without gambling. From july to september ending. Miraculous! I should be happy for my progress, but I am not. 6 years of bet9ja addiction, has already destroyed me beyond repair. If you see me now, i look unkempt. I hardly take care of my body and health. My body deserves to suffer for my years of foolishness. I am always distraught and disillusioned. I will let you in on reasons why I will never forgive myself....

HOW FAR?
I GET SURE CORRECT SCORES FOR YOU.
YOU FIT SELL YOUR PHONE STAKE AM, E GO COME.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Jewish Torah And The Igbo Odinani. by CAPSLOCKED: 10:21am On Oct 02, 2020

sonmvayina:
God created human beings and gave us one very important gift,that is the ability and capacity to make choices..in other to guide us to make good and better choices,so that we can have a more fulfilling and purposeful life God gave humanity his laws..But only the jews and the igbos are the only ones to accept it , so they will forever remain God's chosen people. The jewish torah and the igbos Odinani are Gods laws,statues and customs that binds Gods people.

YOU WILL KILL US ONE DAY WITH EXCESSIVE CRUISE.

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Christianity Etc › Re: At What Age Did You Realise Religion And Superstition Factually Helps No One? by CAPSLOCKED: 6:20am On Oct 02, 2020

Juliusmomoh:
Am a married man, so sex is a normal thing to me now .... What u urself need now is JESUS

I'M A REASONABLE HUMAN. DEITIES ARE CONSIDERED ABNORMAL IN MY LIFE. WHAT YOU NEED IS MORE SEX AND WHISKEY SO YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TALKING ABOUT ABNORMAL THINGS.
SEX MAY BE NORMAL BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR WIFE BUT HAVE YOU TRIED INVOLVING THE NEIGHBORS? YOU CAN GET THREE OF YOUR MALE FRIENDS TO RAMBLE YOU AT ONCE WHILE YOUR WIFE WATCH FROM A CORNER AND CHEER YOU ON.

Christianity Etc › Re: At What Age Did You Realise Religion And Superstition Factually Helps No One? by CAPSLOCKED: 11:24pm On Oct 01, 2020

Juliusmomoh:
CAPSLOCKED .u need jesus

YOU NEED WHISKEY AND SEX.

Christianity Etc › Re: Female Pastor Dumps Church, Becomes A Stripper In US (Photos) by CAPSLOCKED: 11:22pm On Oct 01, 2020

kingxsamz:

Maybe I'll do it your way because it's becoming worse. Like he feeds off my attention or something.
The guy matter just tire me.

YOU NEVER SEE ANYTHING.
I WAKE UP TO 20+ MENTIONS A DAY BUT ALL ARE INSENSIBLE BECAUSE THEY ALL COME FROM THAT USER. HE PICKS ON ME LIKE HE'S UNDER A SPELL.. AND DESPITE HAVING HAD ZERO REPLIES FROM ME SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL, NO DAY GOES BY WITHOUT HIM CALLING ON CAPSLOCKED OVER EVERYTHING IRRELEVANT.

Christianity Etc › Re: At What Age Did You Realise Religion And Superstition Factually Helps No One? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:56pm On Oct 01, 2020

Judybash93:
I was 23 when I started questioning the teachings of Christianity. I later decided to experiment by praying to a pole in my street. Everyday, I'll go and pray to this pole, amazingly, my prayer came to pass. At that point, i realized that if i pray to God and it doesn't come to pass, I'll say, God knows best, if it did come to pass, I'll praise God. I applied this same strategy to the pole and got the same results.

MY POST OF THE YEAR. cheesy

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Christianity Etc › Re: Female Pastor Dumps Church, Becomes A Stripper In US (Photos) by CAPSLOCKED: 10:54pm On Oct 01, 2020

kingxsamz:
Good, you're doing well...
8 more posts to go, and you'll beat your daily record of mentioning me 10 times per day.

LOL, GUY MENTIONS ME MORE TIMES A DAY THAN MY EYES BLINK. FUNNY ENOUGH, I'VE NEVER REPLIED. THERE'S AN EXISTING 100-YEAR CONTRACT THAT I SIGNED WITH SANGO, THAT HE CAN GO AHEAD AND STRIKE ME DEAD THE VERY DAY I EVER THINK OF READING HIS MENTION TALK MORE OF REPLYING. cheesy

TV/Movies › Re: Nigerians Can Pay N2 Per Day For A Channel - Tstv CEO Promises by CAPSLOCKED: 9:03pm On Sep 30, 2020

ALL TALKS NO ACTION.
MY GRANDMOTHER TOLD ME ABOUT THE LAUNCH OF TSTV.
I WILL TELL MY GRANDCHILDREN TOO, AND THEY MAY DEPART FROM THIS EARTH, AND TSTV WILL STILL BE PLANNING TO LAUNCH.

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Romance › Re: Will She Ever Agree To Date Me After Seeing My Temper Tantrum by CAPSLOCKED: 8:55pm On Sep 30, 2020

LOL. MALE BESTIE. YOU'LL EVENTUALLY STAB HIM WHEN YOU DISCOVER THE REALITY.

Christianity Etc › Re: At What Age Did You Realise Religion And Superstition Factually Helps No One? by CAPSLOCKED: 8:15am On Sep 30, 2020*

AT AGE 7, I REALIZED NOTHING MADE SENSE TO ME.
THE NEXT TEN YEARS I FORCED MYSELF TO PRETEND THAT I UNDERSTOOD WHAT WAS GOING ON JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. BUT SINCE REALITY CAN'T LIE, I HAD TO EMBRACE WHAT I WAS SINCE I WAS A CHILD. AN UNBELIEVER OF NONSENSICAL SUPERSTITIONS.

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