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Foreign Affairs › Re: How The Ancient Egyptians Mummifed Their Dead For Afterlife In Steps (Graphic) by CAPSLOCKED: 9:14pm On Sep 22, 2020

CosmicPhoenix:
the ancient egyptians were known to keep historical records of all their activities,that's why in the bible the name of the pharaoh that enslaved the israelites was never mentioned because the ancient egyptians had no record of such and the lie would have been too obvious.

THE JEWS AND ISRAELITES EVEN REJECT THE STORY. THEY'VE LONG APOLOGIZED TO EGYPT ON BEHALF OF THE AUTHORS OF THIS LIE.

THE EGYPTIANS (SO CALLED SLAVE MASTERS) REJECT THIS STORY AS THEY HAVE NO RECORD OF THE EVENTS THAT HAPPENED.
THE ISRAELITES (SO CALLED SLAVES) REJECT THIS STORY AS THEY WERE NEVER ENSLAVED BY ANYONE.

GUESS WHO ARGUE THAT THE EGYPTIANS AND ISRAELITES ARE WRONG?
CHRISTIANS IN NIGERIA, THAT ARE NEITHER ISRAELITES NOR EGYPTIANS.

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Travel › Re: 2,500 Years Old Grave Of Couple Warrior, Baby And Servant Found In Siberia(Pics) by CAPSLOCKED: 12:43pm On Sep 22, 2020

Foolishness100:
Separated in Eternity!
There is no husband and wife on that side.
Even Twins will not be together
It's a Solo Affair on that side.
You came alone
You go alone

THESE FOOLS HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS WEBSITE.

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Christianity Etc › Re: 16 Sexual Perversions God Detests. by CAPSLOCKED: 12:41pm On Sep 22, 2020

SEX WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS IS NOT ON THE LIST. I GUESS WE ALL KNOW WHY.

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Romance › Re: No to stigmatization by CAPSLOCKED: 12:38pm On Sep 22, 2020

incredible2017:
The gospel truth is that masturbation is not good and healthy, it has so many side effects that I can attest to.

But bro have you ever seen mammals (animal) masturbate?.

EVERYTHING ANIMALS THIS, ANIMALS THAT. YOU ALL MAKE DUMB CONCLUSIONS BEFORE ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

WHY DO ANIMALS LICK THEIR PRIVATES?

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Romance › Re: Fighting Fornication, My Experience So Far. by CAPSLOCKED: 10:05am On Sep 22, 2020

djon78:
A married person that contacts sexually transmitted disease got it from straying or having intercourse outside his or her faithful partner.

STD'S ARE ALSO GOTTEN THROUGH SEVERAL NON-SEXUAL WAYS. THERE ARE VIRGINS THAT HAVE STD'S.

Romance › Re: Your Wife To Be Or Your Mum? by CAPSLOCKED: 8:26pm On Sep 21, 2020

thebosstrevor1:
Most guys dont get it, guys that are emotionally attached to their mother always fail in their marriages because they dont know when to cut the line between mother and wife to be or wife.

I sincerely dont understand why a mother will be fighting for the front seat of a car with a wife to be or a wife,

I believe mothers are creating lot of boys to be emotionally dependent on them,

YOUR WIFE WILL DO THIS TOO. SHE WILL RAISE YOUR SONS TO BE EMOTIONALLY DEPENDENT ON HER THROUGH VARIOUS MANIPULATION TECHNIQUES, AND SHE MAY EQUALLY FIGHT WITH HER SON'S WIFE OVER CAR SEATS AND COOKING POTS BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT WOMEN DO.

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Romance › Re: Fighting Fornication, My Experience So Far. by CAPSLOCKED: 7:31pm On Sep 21, 2020

djon78:
Then why is there sexually transmitted diseases in humans ?
Have you seen people suffering from Gonorhea, staphylococcus, HIV etc

That's because the creator didn't design sex as a sport but for marriage

LOL. ARE YOU A CHILD? OR IN YOUR VILLAGE MARRIED PEOPLE CANNOT CONTRACT STD'S? OR YOU DON'T KNOW ANIMALS ALSO HAVE THEIR OWN SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES??
WHEN YOU ONLY READ YOUR BIBLE AND LISTEN TO YOUR DUMB PREACHERS YOU'LL FOREVER BE IGNORANT TO THE SIMPLEST THINGS IN LIFE.

Romance › Re: Does The Phone U Are Using Really Matter In A Relationship by CAPSLOCKED: 5:50pm On Sep 21, 2020

MrBrownJay1:
The reason I mentioned women is because they are the one in Nigeria who will rock Iphones/shoes/bags as a status symbol but beg for money for this or that. Men are no strangers in this rubbish, but instead of using phones, they use money/cars as a status symbol, while begging women for sex.

YOU KNOW THEM WELL. IT'S ALL ABOUT FLAUNTING OUTSIDE WHILE SQUATTING AND EXISTING IN SQUALOR ON THE INSIDE.

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Romance › Re: Fighting Fornication, My Experience So Far. by CAPSLOCKED: 5:43pm On Sep 21, 2020

Karleb:
Youths are supposed to be active sexually, it's just biology.

SIMPLE BIOLOGY.

Oluvan:
First, there is the GRACE of our Lord Jesus Christ: it saves from sin and makes us righteous before God by faith.

Secondly, is the LOVE of God, this is imparted in us and cause us to love God and our neighbour sincerely. It also result in faithful and diligent service to God.

OGA ALL THIS IS BULLSHIT. THERE'S NOTHING YOUR RELIGION OR PRAYERS TO GODS CAN DO TO STOP PEOPLE FROM ENGAGING IN ALL KINDS OF SEXUAL ACTS.
ALMOST EVERY LIVING ORGANISM IN THIS WORLD ENGAGE IN VARIOUS KINDS OF SEXUAL INVOLVEMENT, BUT ONLY HUMAN WANT TO DICTATE HOW PEOPLE SHOULD USE THEIR PENĮSES AND VAGINAS.

Romance › Re: Lifetime Short Advice For Guys In Romance Nairaland by CAPSLOCKED: 5:01pm On Sep 21, 2020

zexy2030:
It is hard for a fool to learn wisdom.

YOU'RE VERY CORRECT.
THAT'S WHY PEOPLE LIKE YOU FIND SCIENCE, GEOGRAPHY AND BIOLOGY TOO DIFFICULT.. SO YOU SUBSCRIBE TO EASY-TO-GRASP "GODDIDIT".

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Business › Re: Betting Companies In Kaduna Urge State Government To Lift Ban On Betting Shops by CAPSLOCKED: 4:07pm On Sep 21, 2020

Slawrmir:
A big shout out to all my fellow gamblers, punters, stakers, risk takers and high rollers

SALUTE, MASTER. cheesy

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Science/Technology › Re: 125-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Found Buried By A Volcanic Eruption In China by CAPSLOCKED: 3:24pm On Sep 21, 2020

kingxsamz:
Funny that it's coming from someone who believes in Heaven and hell.

AND DIFFERENT TALKING ANIMALS.

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Romance › Re: How Do I Know If Am A Simp by CAPSLOCKED: 2:53pm On Sep 21, 2020

WHEN SHE WRONGS YOU, BUT YOU HAVE TO GO ON YOUR KNEES TO APOLOGIZE TO HER FOR BEING OFFENDED THAT YOU WERE OFFENDED BY HER WRONGDOING.

THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE. A WRETCHED GOOD-FOR-NOTHING SIMPANZEE.

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Romance › Re: Woman, 68, Laments How Her Love For Toyboy Cost Her £18K, Emotional Trauma (Pix) by CAPSLOCKED: 8:28pm On Sep 20, 2020

HOW FAR SLAWORMIR, CAN YOU UPDATE US WITH MORE INFO ON THIS GIST?

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Romance › Re: Making Her Pay For Her Own Meals And Transport. by CAPSLOCKED: 6:57pm On Sep 20, 2020

FIRST DATE IS THE LOCAL BAR. OR THE LOCAL BAR AGAIN.
IF HUNGER IS THE MISSION THEN IT'S A DIFFERENT THING ENTIRELY. I WONDER WHY IT ALWAYS HAS TO BE ABOUT RESTAURANTS, FOOD, AND CASH TO IMPRESS.

Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Things You Should Do Before You Die by CAPSLOCKED: 1:02pm On Sep 20, 2020

ABCthings:
Yes. If I wasn't then I would be a fool to rely on him.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE. A F cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Things You Should Do Before You Die by CAPSLOCKED: 1:01pm On Sep 20, 2020

ABCthings:
Are sure are you that he doesn't exist? 100%?

YOU SHOULD REFER TO YOURSELF IF YOU'RE 3% SURE THERE'S A GOD THAT CREATED YOU, LISTENS TO YOU, PROVIDES FOR AND PROTECTS YOU.

Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Things You Should Do Before You Die by CAPSLOCKED: 12:31pm On Sep 20, 2020

ABCthings:
Dear Antitheist, I'm a Christian because I love God. Not because I'm afraid of hell.

IT'S INSANITY TO PROFESS AFFECTION FOR A THING THAT DOESN'T EXIST.

Crime › Re: Lady Sexually Harrases A Male Onions Seller From The North, Records It (Video) by CAPSLOCKED: 10:05am On Sep 20, 2020

adoreAdaora:
Just b/c she's acting erratic, doesn't provide any justification for a man to rape her- ever.

SHE CAN ACT ERRATIC AND MOLEST MEN ALL SHE WANTS, BUT SHOULDN'T BE SUBJECTED TO THE SAME?

LET'S LAUGH AT ADAORA'S LOGIC.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by CAPSLOCKED: 9:40am On Sep 20, 2020

LordReed:
10 years later, no sign of Jesus.

I MAY NOT BE HERE IN THE NEXT 10 OR 90. BUT THIS FORUM MAY BE.
I WANT IT TO BE KNOWN THAT THIS POST SAYS THAT IN A HUNDRED YEARS TIME, JESUS WILL STILL BE "COMING SOON". THE SOON NEVER ENDS.

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Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Things You Should Do Before You Die by CAPSLOCKED: 9:25am On Sep 20, 2020

NUMBER ONE RELIGION OF DEATH AND EMPTY THREATS.

REMOVE DEATH (AND HELL) FROM THE PICTURE AND THERE BE NOTHING TO FEAR TO MAKE CHRISTIANS SUBSCRIBE TO THIS RELIGION.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by CAPSLOCKED: 9:19am On Sep 20, 2020

Xavfra:
What's FGKLM

I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW, BUT FGKLM WOULD BE "REAL" IF IT WAS PREACHED IN THIER RELIGION TOO.

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Romance › Re: Some Of My Experiences With Ladies by CAPSLOCKED: 8:16am On Sep 20, 2020

shawnfamous:
Have u not met anyone in 2020

NO.

Celebrities › Re: Say No To Body Shaming"- See How People Are Mocking A Girl On Facebook Because O by CAPSLOCKED: 8:13am On Sep 20, 2020

tillaman:
Donkeys everywhere

DONKEYS ARE NOT THIS DUMB.
THE LARGEST COLLECTION OF FOOLS ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD IS FOUND IN NIGERIA. THIS STATEMENT OF MINE HAS BEEN VALID FOR 3 YEARS RUNNING. MAY BE VALID FOR ANOTHER 97.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Sunday And The Stupid People by CAPSLOCKED: 8:09am On Sep 20, 2020

Righteousness89:
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Heaven is Real! Hell is Real!
If you Miss Heaven! You Cannot Miss Hell!

VALHALLA IS REAL. FGKLM IS REAL.
IF YOU MISS VALHALLA, YOU CANNOT MISS FGKLM.

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Crime › Re: Lady Sexually Harrases A Male Onions Seller From The North, Records It (Video) by CAPSLOCKED: 12:50am On Sep 20, 2020

UyaiIncomparabl:
I am very sure say na Yoruba girl she be. That tribe is something else!

YOUR HEAD CORRECT SO?

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Crime › Re: Lady Sexually Harrases A Male Onions Seller From The North, Records It (Video) by CAPSLOCKED: 12:41am On Sep 20, 2020

pode:
She's just joking with the guy

IS THIS HOW RANDOM MEN JOKE WITH YOUR MOMMY/GIRLFRIEND/WIFE/SISTER/DAUGHTER?

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Romance › Re: The Reality 70% Of People Don't Know. by CAPSLOCKED: 12:16am On Sep 20, 2020

hopefulLandlord:
how did you come about this?

JUST FOOLISHNESS.

Romance › Re: Is This Normal? by CAPSLOCKED: 6:00pm On Sep 19, 2020

SO DO YOU WANT HIM TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR?
IF YOUR HUSBAND (OR YOU) CAN'T GET AN EXTRA SMALL MATTRESS, PLEASE ALLOW HIM ENJOY WITH YOU PEOPLE. cheesy

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