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Romance / Re: I'm 33 But I Don't Want To Get Married by Captain0823: 12:30pm On Feb 26
Ayam understanding u

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Crime / Re: Army Kills Notorious Terrorists, Machika, Haro, Dan Muhammadu, Alheri, 40 Others by Captain0823: 4:47pm On Dec 18, 2023
Evidence is the end of argument.... Show us the body bags...
Liars
Romance / Re: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by Captain0823: 12:34pm On Dec 10, 2023
I want to see the woman before I talk..
Politics / Re: Kogi Central: Appeal Court Sacks Apc's Ohere, Affirms Pdp's Natasha Akpoti by Captain0823: 12:15pm On Oct 31, 2023
The pain went straight to Yeye Bello
Politics / Re: Oyebanji Receives National Best Teacher Award Winner, Elizabeth Adeyemi by Captain0823: 8:50am On Oct 11, 2023
oluwaseunamos33:
Congrats oyebanji. I'm happy for you. Please if you are in nairaland, kindly drop your account number let me find you something for this coming weekend
8069711714
Babatunde Olamilekan Elijah
Opay account
Properties / Re: Paying Of Rent On A Monthly Or Yearly, Which Is Better? by Captain0823: 10:16pm On Sep 30, 2023
Monthly is the best... In ivory coast here is monthly

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Travel / Re: How Many States Have You Visited In Nigeria? by Captain0823: 3:06pm On Aug 09, 2023
Samusu:
Abuja
Plateau
Bauchi
Jigawa
Kano
Kaduna
Katsina
Kogi
Kwara
Ogun
Osun
Ondo
Oyo
Lagos
Ekiti
Anambra
Imo
Abia
Enugu
Ebonyi
Niger
Nasarawa
Benue
Edo
Delta, and
Akwa-Ibom
what are you looking for
Travel / Re: How Many States Have You Visited In Nigeria? by Captain0823: 3:04pm On Aug 09, 2023
GanagiBitrus:
18: Lagos, Ogun, Ondo, Edo, Delta, Bayelsa, Enugu, Anambra, Imo, Abia, Rivers, Cross River, Akwa Ibom, Borno, FCT, Kano, Kaduna, Katsina.
you haven't got to my state
Crime / Re: Man Sells His Three Children For N1.5m In Rivers by Captain0823: 4:40pm On Jul 26, 2023
Born what you can feed... Born 10 if you can afford the bills don't born much if you don't have the power to govern them if you can't feed woman don't marry stay single isn't by force to Bleep if you can't feed yourself too go commit suicide
Case close...
Crime / Re: 28-Year-Old Lady Found Dead In Lagos Hotel After Night With Lover by Captain0823: 11:43am On Jul 17, 2023
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I dedicate crazy world by Lucky Phillip Dube... Enjoy the cool jams
Family / Re: When Is The Best Age To Give Sex Education To Your Child by Captain0823: 6:10pm On Jul 15, 2023
Comments reader association of Nigeria.....
We salut una...

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Business / Re: See How I Was deceived By Loan App Agent by Captain0823: 7:22pm On Jul 13, 2023
I just pray they borrow me
Any amount is acceptable...
I'll let them understand
Romance / Re: Ever Been In Relationship With A Narcissist, Share Your Experience. by Captain0823: 3:43pm On Jul 13, 2023
My brethren brother break up os the main solution... Let love breath
Don't look at the love side
Break up with her
I just break up with mine too last 2 months...

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Crime / Re: Opuofoni Freeborn Ebimotimi Beaten To Death For Stealing Bread In Bayelsa by Captain0823: 3:00pm On Jul 11, 2023
Photo pls
Just want to confirm something
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts Vehicles Carrying Cannabis In Noodles Packs, Arrests Culprits by Captain0823: 12:56pm On Jul 09, 2023
I'm moving little by little
Health / Re: I'm 34 Years Old And I Bedwet. I Need Help Please by Captain0823: 1:04pm On Jul 01, 2023
Ore wa my man , you've long way to go
No sit down luk
This is not what a doctor can solve
Foreign Affairs / Re: COUP UPDATES: Putin Leaves Moscow | Machine Gun Positions Around Moscow by Captain0823: 5:50pm On Jun 24, 2023
Awo ya....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Health / Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by Captain0823: 5:47pm On Jun 24, 2023
lumens:
shocked


You are the cause of your problems.
I assume you are penetrating the girl through missionary.
Since you stopped masturbation a month ago, you are not yet ripe for missionary. The sweetness of the vagina makes your prick fall instantly and you end up releasing your hot seeds into her.


Let the baby girl ride you. Allow her dominate you. Let her sit on top of your prick and ride you to hell. It builds your sexual stamina slowly. Try to endure the pleasure as she glides her wet creamy pussy all over your hard rock prick.

After some times, try to insert your prick in her deep moist wet pussy through the missionary style. It would shock you how you'll last long. When you insert, don't bow to pressure. Thrust your prick into the moist pussy slowly while fixing your gaze on her. Don't think too much about the sweetness of the hole.

When you have gotten your stamina back, you can now proceed to lash her through the back. All you need to do is to make her bend over. Make her stomach touch the bed or the floor while her ass is up in the air. Make sure you don't see her head from the back. Then insert your hard rock black curved prick into her gaping hole and fire down.

God bless.
you're too much bad person my blood
My preek getting hard as I'm reading your epistle
Politics / Re: Video Of Over 40 Cars Recovered From Ex-Governor Matawalle by Captain0823: 12:16pm On Jun 11, 2023
This is are the 40 cars... God punish you
Crime / Re: Businessman Loses $11m Cash In Broad Daylight Robbery In Ogun (pic) by Captain0823: 8:17am On May 27, 2023
You're talking about 5 billion plus.... Attention seeker you think 🤔🤔🤔 we're mad like you no ..
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti Appoints Femi Falana As His Lawyer by Captain0823: 9:57am On May 15, 2023
Dis pikin wan tanish baba image🙆🙆🙆🙆
Politics / Re: Alex Otti Declares 7-Day Fasting, Prayer Ahead Of May 29 Inauguration In Abia by Captain0823: 9:51am On May 15, 2023
Practicing how he'll loot them... They should practice fasting... Nigeria politician

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Brighton (0 - 3) On 14th May 2023 by Captain0823: 6:18pm On May 14, 2023
Arsenal deserve an award this season
Award of seating at the top till Man City grab the trophy 🏆🏆🏆

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Family / Re: I Have Impregnated Another Girl Against The One I Love. What Should I Do Now? by Captain0823: 6:20pm On May 10, 2023
Alaye you haven't got married to her... Pick the one you feed with your sperm home let her be your 5 and 6....

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Politics / Re: LP: Apapa-faction Pardons Obi, Otti For Attending 'illegal NEC Meeting' In Asaba by Captain0823: 8:18am On May 04, 2023
Dis set of ppu wan scata Obi caria wit dia stupidity
Health / Re: Motorcycles Carry Corpse In Dr Congo - (Graphic Pictures) by Captain0823: 6:24pm On Apr 22, 2023
osmosis101:
It happens in Nigeria aswell... i've seen that twice
where in Nigeria then you prove it
Romance / Re: How Did You Later Discover You Were Dating Who Was Not Dating You? (photos) by Captain0823: 9:59pm On Apr 07, 2023
seanwilliam:
grin I Dey send money to her boyfriend thinking na her brother grin

Chinekeme

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Romance / Re: Isoko Man Leaves A Beautiful Young Lady Heartbroken And In Tears by Captain0823: 6:46pm On Apr 06, 2023
Na she understand y she dey cry
She don do plenty style give d guy abortion don't mention....
I pity u oooooo
Toto don turn to River
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photos Of Fela Kuti After He Was Beaten And Hospitalized by Captain0823: 9:29am On Apr 04, 2023
Mabizeka:
Tinubu has taken us back to that era again.
bad boy pesin u b
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photos Of Fela Kuti After He Was Beaten And Hospitalized by Captain0823: 9:26am On Apr 04, 2023
GeneralPulal:
Wetin Obasanjo do this man no be small thing. While Fela was busy fighting government then, the then youths were nothing to write home about. The then youth are now adults. Some of them are on nairaland..

Any small thing, you'll see them saying Nigeria youth are not serious. Ask them... They were once a youth. Wetin them do for Nigeria as a youth?

Some of the religion fanatics then even disliked fela cuz he smokes..

The truth of the matter is that the 75% of Nigeria adults of today are totally useless than the youths of today. The youths of today are better than them by far. Don't be brainwashed that they're old. Stupid people also grow old..

If most of them were supporting fela then, things for don dey better teeh teeh. It was after Fela had died that majority of them now started realizing he was a revolutionary..
God no go shame you

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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu's Wife, Ifeoma, Is Dead by Captain0823: 4:21pm On Apr 03, 2023
Sacrifice to be come senate president...
What's politician cannot do ain't exit..
Crime / Re: How I Was Disvirgined By My Late Step Mom At Age 11... My True Life Story by Captain0823: 2:30pm On Mar 29, 2023
Nigga you've been through hell
I'm telling you... Let make this story of yours a movie to watch
This should be a lesson to all men marrying woman up and down.

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