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Celebrities / Re: Kevin Uvo Completes His Wedding After Cheating Death by captain89: 5:34pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
JerryJJZ:...ping me on whatsapp 09077985178 |
Phones / Re: Airtel Megapack Problems: Users Are Experiencing This, No Response From Airtel by captain89: 12:13am On Apr 01, 2018 |
when Barça full time win Vs sevilla is your last game to win 2 million naira and u have spent 200k on credit to buy drinks for guys in the bar
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Sevilla :UCL (1 - 2) On 13th March 2018 by captain89: 10:50pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Manchester United fans right now 1 Like
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Sports / Re: Time To Stop Betting As Year 2017 Ends by captain89: 12:10pm On Jan 01, 2018 |
giftedben:...which site u dey use get your game |
Sports / Re: Time To Stop Betting As Year 2017 Ends by captain89: 12:05pm On Jan 01, 2018 |
Clever660:....which site is that, let me check it out...what is the name of the site |
Celebrities / Re: Bisola Aiyeola Looks Gorgeous In New Makeup Photo by captain89: 4:02pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
every man is weird in his own way... I care not about boob's or ass... the first thing I look at on a woman is her HAIR or hairdo... the hairstyle is damn neat even though na weaveon.. but it doesn't look tacky... |
Events / Re: Wedding Of Man Who Married Two Wives In Orie-Irri, Delta State (Photos) by captain89: 11:42pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
sometimes I wonder even some rich guys get brain....me wey never blow sef no fit marry those things....the women look like ugly men...maybe the man is a gay 1 Like |
Family / Re: My Wife Is A Good Woman But Hates Sex After Marriage by captain89: 6:44pm On Sep 25, 2017 |
all of you shouting Spanish flydo u know it has a side effect and may even lead to death?? Google it and see |
Romance / Re: I Gave My Boyfriend N500k, Has He Duped Me? by captain89: 9:42pm On Sep 21, 2017 |
chai while me need someone to borrow my 200 to 300k urgently to go to the law school...sister I won't mind if u can help me , am very honest...fingers are not equal |
Nairaland / General / Re: Big Python Almost Killed A Lady Cooking In Her Kitchen In Edo (Photos) by captain89: 4:23pm On Sep 21, 2017 |
operation python dance |
Celebrities / Re: Tania Omotayo Rocks Bikini To Miami Beach (Photos) by captain89: 4:12pm On Sep 21, 2017 |
benosky:....guy kneel down make I swear for u.....every yellow mammy water after ur destiny...die by fire..die die die |
Autos / Re: Inside London's Warehouse Where Supercars Are Hired For ₦500,000 Per Hour(Pics) by captain89: 3:50pm On Sep 21, 2017 |
ItsJezzy:.hahahaha...i always laugh hard whenever I see this meme..who is the mad man in the pic? |
Celebrities / Re: Lola Omotayo Breaks Silence On "Using Juju To Split P'square's Family" by captain89: 8:31pm On Sep 20, 2017 |
Rapoo:ping me on 08139224878 |
Romance / Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by captain89: 10:09am On Sep 20, 2017 |
laughter don comot my balls... hehehehehe...help me find them please... hahahahaha |
Romance / Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by captain89: 10:05am On Sep 20, 2017 |
IamLEGEND1:...hehehehehe....shift make I faint...na only smelling pussy fit wake me up sharply |
Romance / Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by captain89: 10:02am On Sep 20, 2017 |
drunkcow:.. hahahahaha.. laughter don comot my balls..help me find them please 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Lola Omotayo Breaks Silence On "Using Juju To Split P'square's Family" by captain89: 10:00am On Sep 20, 2017 |
Rapoo:oya ping me make I give u 6 straight full time draws....u will give me 10 percent as my tithe..agree?? |
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Celebrates His Twin Daughters 2nd Birthday by captain89: 12:33pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
the world is made for rich men... if a rich man sleeps with a Randy girl, they will call her his mistress, if a poor man does that, the babe will be called a prostitute... a rich man unmarried impregnate a woman, they will call her baby mama and the baby cute but if an unmarried poor man tries that, the lady will be called a LovePeddler and the baby a bastard.... if a rich man steals, they say he embezzled but if a poor man steals, they say he is a thief... the world glorify money and that is why the world is upside down... |
Celebrities / Re: Pearl Chidinma Ogbulu: Nigerian Men Romantic When They Haven’t Tasted Honey Pot by captain89: 12:27pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
honeypot?? can it be used to eat bread??.. no matter how neat a woman is, all pussy have a unique smell when wet.... and am kinda of hyper sensitive to smell.... want to be a reverend father |
Romance / Re: She Had 2 Abortions For Him, She's Pregnant Again & He Wants Another Abortion by captain89: 12:17pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
women are like computer programming... Dey only listen and do what they are told to do by their soft hacker.... you people are only fooling yourself if u believe u can advise a lady who is foolishly in love.. she no go ever hear until she ends up like a sallah ram |
Crime / Re: Woman Punched To Death Three Days To Wedding Over N100 Debt (pic) by captain89: 3:10pm On Sep 10, 2017 |
na mayweather punched the babe |
Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal In Massive Cleavage-Baring Outfit (Photos) by captain89: 8:12pm On Sep 09, 2017 |
nothing special in the boob's... Bisi the daughter of the woman selling puff puff get better breasts sef..... cleavage like the yansh of a baboon |
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi: "Most Nigerian Artistes Are Using My Ghanaian Sound Working Formula" by captain89: 8:06pm On Sep 09, 2017 |
Chai temi otedola don reformat this guy head... am sure he no fit remember any musical sounds again, only the sounds from the other room |
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Parades Hot Boobs in Skimpy Top (Photo) by captain89: 5:50pm On Sep 09, 2017 |
you guys must be learners... never trust breasts unless u see them without bra....all na packaging... I prefer small round breasts, they hardly sag |
Romance / Re: Help! My Girlfriend Has Been Acting Strange Lately by captain89: 5:44am On Sep 09, 2017 |
just look at this young man, I was already in 200 level before I had a girlfriend....you dey form loverboy wey u go still get like 10 girlfriends before u marry |
Romance / Re: Help! My Girlfriend Has Been Acting Strange Lately by captain89: 5:40am On Sep 09, 2017 |
FutureLeader00:...bros kneel down... hold your head with your hands and scream..my father, my father, any woman that want to truncate my destiny, fire her 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Four Reasons Why Some Nigerian Girls Are Going Into Pornography by captain89: 12:11am On Sep 08, 2017 |
the world is truly against men...it is a woman world...if u invite a woman to have sex, na u go pay or bear expenses, if she come visit u, na u go still bear expenses.... to make matter worse, they will be shouting more more and u men will be trying ur best to satisfy them...continue till u get heart attack 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: iPolice-Hawk Eye Crime Reporting System Launched By Police To Curb Kidnapping by captain89: 12:07am On Sep 08, 2017 |
no be the Nigerian police if u want to use the app to notify them of an emergency, it will ask for 20 naira first to deliver ur message |
Romance / Re: Lady Goes Braless, Wears Transparent Outfit In Pre-Wedding Photos With Her Man by captain89: 12:04am On Sep 08, 2017 |
The oldest profession in the world is prostitution and am very much afraid this brother has ended up with a high class prostitute....may Anthony Joshua blow fall on the guy |
Health / Re: 5 Nurses Caught Viewing Size Of Dead Patient's Manhood In US by captain89: 12:01am On Sep 08, 2017 |
for the nurses..this is my judgement.... they are all sentenced to 14 years bedroom imprisonment in lalasticlala house with constant hard labour from my lala....especially after eating his favorite snake meals |
Health / Re: 5 Nurses Caught Viewing Size Of Dead Patient's Manhood In US by captain89: 11:59pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
salute sir to the dead man...even in death...u represented the male kingdom...Your manhood really lives on |
Politics / Re: Lugwa Sanda Attempts Killing Herself To Protest Going To Atiku-Owned School by captain89: 11:57pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
this is the after effects of a pussy being reset by a gigantic boko haramic dick |
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