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Celebrities / Re: Kevin Uvo Completes His Wedding After Cheating Death by captain89: 5:34pm On Apr 04, 2018
JerryJJZ:
Happy for him....... Happy married life man.

Before I forget, am seriously in need of odds, if you know you can help out, pls hook up lets do business... Scammers dont even trespass
...ping me on whatsapp 09077985178
Phones / Re: Airtel Megapack Problems: Users Are Experiencing This, No Response From Airtel by captain89: 12:13am On Apr 01, 2018
when Barça full time win Vs sevilla is your last game to win 2 million naira and u have spent 200k on credit to buy drinks for guys in the bar

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Sevilla :UCL (1 - 2) On 13th March 2018 by captain89: 10:50pm On Mar 13, 2018
Manchester United fans right now

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Sports / Re: Time To Stop Betting As Year 2017 Ends by captain89: 12:10pm On Jan 01, 2018
giftedben:
What are you guys saying? If you what to win in betting, you have to meet with oracles of betting. people who win betting are generally suspected of having, or known to have, ties to organized information. If last weekend of 2017, you didn't win even N5000, then forget it, you are just a tenant in betting shops.
...which site u dey use get your game
Sports / Re: Time To Stop Betting As Year 2017 Ends by captain89: 12:05pm On Jan 01, 2018
Clever660:
Betting is good & it is also bad.the good side is when ur winnings is far bigger than ur loss.but it is bad when ur loss is bigger than ur winning.the best thing is to treat it as a business not gambling.2ndly some betters have buy cars & build house with it.Especially those dat won millions.if for e.g u got a right source 4 uk pool draw & u bought only 5 draws & u stake 2k on it .and they play u will win a million plus.that can buy whatever 4 u.some website are trying 2.i saw bunley,hudefield,brighton & newcastle as draw yesterday 4 website but i ignored it .and they draw
....which site is that, let me check it out...what is the name of the site
Celebrities / Re: Bisola Aiyeola Looks Gorgeous In New Makeup Photo by captain89: 4:02pm On Nov 03, 2017
every man is weird in his own way... I care not about boob's or ass... the first thing I look at on a woman is her HAIR or hairdo... the hairstyle is damn neat even though na weaveon.. but it doesn't look tacky...
Events / Re: Wedding Of Man Who Married Two Wives In Orie-Irri, Delta State (Photos) by captain89: 11:42pm On Oct 01, 2017
sometimes I wonder even some rich guys get brain....me wey never blow sef no fit marry those things....the women look like ugly men...maybe the man is a gay

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Family / Re: My Wife Is A Good Woman But Hates Sex After Marriage by captain89: 6:44pm On Sep 25, 2017
all of you shouting Spanish flydo u know it has a side effect and may even lead to death?? Google it and see
Romance / Re: I Gave My Boyfriend N500k, Has He Duped Me? by captain89: 9:42pm On Sep 21, 2017
chai while me need someone to borrow my 200 to 300k urgently to go to the law school...sister I won't mind if u can help me , am very honest...fingers are not equal
Nairaland / General / Re: Big Python Almost Killed A Lady Cooking In Her Kitchen In Edo (Photos) by captain89: 4:23pm On Sep 21, 2017
operation python dance
Celebrities / Re: Tania Omotayo Rocks Bikini To Miami Beach (Photos) by captain89: 4:12pm On Sep 21, 2017
benosky:
STORY OF MY LIFE.

I almost turn down a job offer yesterday after negotiating the salary and I realize I can't cope....only for a beautiful yellow pawpaw just catwalk into the manager's office and the man told me she's a staff.

Guys I'm starting the work on monday.

....guy kneel down make I swear for u.....every yellow mammy water after ur destiny...die by fire..die die die
Autos / Re: Inside London's Warehouse Where Supercars Are Hired For ₦500,000 Per Hour(Pics) by captain89: 3:50pm On Sep 21, 2017
ItsJezzy:
Sm pple pay £21000 a week === 7.5m to rent one bus ...
.hahahaha...i always laugh hard whenever I see this meme..who is the mad man in the pic?
Celebrities / Re: Lola Omotayo Breaks Silence On "Using Juju To Split P'square's Family" by captain89: 8:31pm On Sep 20, 2017
Rapoo:


yes I agree. please send it on my whatsapp is line 08169066566
ping me on 08139224878
Romance / Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by captain89: 10:09am On Sep 20, 2017
laughter don comot my balls... hehehehehe...help me find them please... hahahahaha
Romance / Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by captain89: 10:05am On Sep 20, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
When you about about to pull out but she hook your yansh with her legs at the last second ... Now you're just laying there, reevaluating your life and your future kid's.
...hehehehehe....shift make I faint...na only smelling pussy fit wake me up sharply
Romance / Re: How Guys Act When They Want To Have Sex With A Lady (Funny Memes) by captain89: 10:02am On Sep 20, 2017
drunkcow:
when she finally accepted and u have off clothes but u 4get to buy c*ndom
.. hahahahaha.. laughter don comot my balls..help me find them please

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Celebrities / Re: Lola Omotayo Breaks Silence On "Using Juju To Split P'square's Family" by captain89: 10:00am On Sep 20, 2017
Rapoo:
this is not even among the least of my problems. am busy thinking how to win at least 2million from bet9ja this weekend. please if you know how just help brother.
oya ping me make I give u 6 straight full time draws....u will give me 10 percent as my tithe..agree??
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Celebrates His Twin Daughters 2nd Birthday by captain89: 12:33pm On Sep 17, 2017
the world is made for rich men... if a rich man sleeps with a Randy girl, they will call her his mistress, if a poor man does that, the babe will be called a prostitute... a rich man unmarried impregnate a woman, they will call her baby mama and the baby cute but if an unmarried poor man tries that, the lady will be called a LovePeddler and the baby a bastard.... if a rich man steals, they say he embezzled but if a poor man steals, they say he is a thief... the world glorify money and that is why the world is upside down...
Celebrities / Re: Pearl Chidinma Ogbulu: Nigerian Men Romantic When They Haven’t Tasted Honey Pot by captain89: 12:27pm On Sep 17, 2017
honeypot?? can it be used to eat bread??.. no matter how neat a woman is, all pussy have a unique smell when wet.... and am kinda of hyper sensitive to smell.... want to be a reverend father
Romance / Re: She Had 2 Abortions For Him, She's Pregnant Again & He Wants Another Abortion by captain89: 12:17pm On Sep 17, 2017
women are like computer programming... Dey only listen and do what they are told to do by their soft hacker.... you people are only fooling yourself if u believe u can advise a lady who is foolishly in love.. she no go ever hear until she ends up like a sallah ram
Crime / Re: Woman Punched To Death Three Days To Wedding Over N100 Debt (pic) by captain89: 3:10pm On Sep 10, 2017
na mayweather punched the babe
Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal In Massive Cleavage-Baring Outfit (Photos) by captain89: 8:12pm On Sep 09, 2017
nothing special in the boob's... Bisi the daughter of the woman selling puff puff get better breasts sef..... cleavage like the yansh of a baboon
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi: "Most Nigerian Artistes Are Using My Ghanaian Sound Working Formula" by captain89: 8:06pm On Sep 09, 2017
Chai temi otedola don reformat this guy head... am sure he no fit remember any musical sounds again, only the sounds from the other room
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Parades Hot Boobs in Skimpy Top (Photo) by captain89: 5:50pm On Sep 09, 2017
you guys must be learners... never trust breasts unless u see them without bra....all na packaging... I prefer small round breasts, they hardly sag
Romance / Re: Help! My Girlfriend Has Been Acting Strange Lately by captain89: 5:44am On Sep 09, 2017
just look at this young man, I was already in 200 level before I had a girlfriend....you dey form loverboy wey u go still get like 10 girlfriends before u marry
Romance / Re: Help! My Girlfriend Has Been Acting Strange Lately by captain89: 5:40am On Sep 09, 2017
FutureLeader00:

Yes bro, this is my first relationship and am scared of heartache, my stduies will suffer because am so engrossed with her angry cry
...bros kneel down... hold your head with your hands and scream..my father, my father, any woman that want to truncate my destiny, fire her

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Romance / Re: Four Reasons Why Some Nigerian Girls Are Going Into Pornography by captain89: 12:11am On Sep 08, 2017
the world is truly against men...it is a woman world...if u invite a woman to have sex, na u go pay or bear expenses, if she come visit u, na u go still bear expenses.... to make matter worse, they will be shouting more more and u men will be trying ur best to satisfy them...continue till u get heart attack

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Crime / Re: iPolice-Hawk Eye Crime Reporting System Launched By Police To Curb Kidnapping by captain89: 12:07am On Sep 08, 2017
no be the Nigerian police if u want to use the app to notify them of an emergency, it will ask for 20 naira first to deliver ur message
Romance / Re: Lady Goes Braless, Wears Transparent Outfit In Pre-Wedding Photos With Her Man by captain89: 12:04am On Sep 08, 2017
The oldest profession in the world is prostitution and am very much afraid this brother has ended up with a high class prostitute....may Anthony Joshua blow fall on the guy
Health / Re: 5 Nurses Caught Viewing Size Of Dead Patient's Manhood In US by captain89: 12:01am On Sep 08, 2017
for the nurses..this is my judgement.... they are all sentenced to 14 years bedroom imprisonment in lalasticlala house with constant hard labour from my lala....especially after eating his favorite snake meals
Health / Re: 5 Nurses Caught Viewing Size Of Dead Patient's Manhood In US by captain89: 11:59pm On Sep 07, 2017
salute sir to the dead man...even in death...u represented the male kingdom...Your manhood really lives on
Politics / Re: Lugwa Sanda Attempts Killing Herself To Protest Going To Atiku-Owned School by captain89: 11:57pm On Sep 07, 2017
this is the after effects of a pussy being reset by a gigantic boko haramic dick

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