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Celebrities › Re: We Are Not Withdrawing The 'This Is Nigeria' Video - Falz's Management To MURIC by CaptainFM1: 5:21pm On Jun 06, 2018
akinszz:
that's how terrorists will view it
I cannot agree with you more.
Crime › Re: Inside Norway Prison That Will Make You Want To Go To Jail (Photo) by CaptainFM1: 5:16pm On Jun 06, 2018
Simonrom:
Above all, nothing can be exchanged for freedom. Keep your heavenly jail
I understand your point. The oyinbos seems to get everything right, well most of the time. The prison system is ideally for both punitive and reforming. Thats why you see people saying they write books, songs, learnt trades etc whilst serving in the prison.

Back here in Nigeria, we focused on just punishment! Give them beans with stones, Garri without soup etc. And when a prisoner after serving 10, 15, 20 years comes out cannot reintegrate himself back into the society, he soon commits another crime and is back again in the prison.

We normalise bad system to ourselves, because our (Nigeria and many other African country) whole structure has been messed up
Celebrities › Re: We Are Not Withdrawing The 'This Is Nigeria' Video - Falz's Management To MURIC by CaptainFM1: 4:31pm On Jun 06, 2018
madridguy:
I see Charlie Hebdo replica happening soon in Nigeria over this video.
Let just be watching for now.
Nigeria is so volatile for such insensitive stunt Falz played!...I won't be surprised if "Charlie Hebdo" start with him and his Papa law firm!
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Czech Republic Friendly - 0 - 1 (Full -Time) by CaptainFM1: 4:22pm On Jun 06, 2018
lordjosh:
please what is the name of the app?
Try http://www.ronaldo7.net.

Just below the feet of C-Ronaldo, you will see all current matches been streamed. Click on the match you want to watch and all available channels will come up. Gbam you are live in Russia. I like to pick any of the HD channels tho!
Education › Re: Pupils Being Fed On Pieces Of Paper In Kano - #School Feeding Programme (Video) by CaptainFM1: 3:49pm On Jun 05, 2018
The good thing is it keeps "them" in school!
Sports › Re: Nigerian Lady Rocks Her New Super Eagles Jersey - See Reactions by CaptainFM1: 1:23pm On Jun 05, 2018
EweduAfonja:
That House izza shyte hole... just check out the ceiling and the rusty Fan.... Aka it was white
This is Nigeria!..... Falz
Sports › Re: White Nigerian And Family Rock 2018 Super Eagles World Cup Jersey - Pictures by CaptainFM1: 1:11pm On Jun 05, 2018
omoadeleye:
hh
This one is only made for the sport minister!
Crime › Re: Offa Bank Robbery: Ayoade Akinnibosun AKA A.Y - Profile Of The Gang Leader! by CaptainFM1: 12:55pm On Jun 04, 2018
We really should commend the Nigerian police on this one. They have really done a good job in Apprehending some if not all of them! I'm really impressed.
Politics › Re: Photo Of N9.2billion Stoves Bought During Jonathan's Era Kept At Abuja Stadium by CaptainFM1: 4:15pm On Jun 03, 2018
xreal:
9.2billion for stoves?

Are those really stoves or bricks?
I tire too! What would they need that amount of stoves for? They want to feed the nation? That man just write rubbish up there. Nigerians are now wiser to see the better of two evils...The worst PDP government is far better than this Buhari regime.
Sports › Re: England Vs Nigeria Friendly: Pre-Match Lunch At Royal Box Wembley Suite by CaptainFM1: 5:01pm On Jun 02, 2018
donphilopus:
A pre-match lunch for a friendly game less than 2 weeks to the world cup? We should expect more dinners in Russia.

BTW, is that not the Minister of Finance there?

Without any lunch or dinner, Ayegbeni missed a one-on-net in South Africa during the 2010 World Cup. Without a lunch, Kaita almost killed a player in the pitch against Greece in South Africa 2010 (maybe due to the influence of tramadol, swinor, rohypnol or codeine). That action alone eliminated us from the group stage.

With all this pre-match lunch now, one of our players may shoot a penalty to the throw-in in Russia after much highness.
All you see is Lunch and Dinner. Business minded people see investment and foreign exchange!
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Seun Kuti looking For Babies Hanging From His Balcony by CaptainFM1: 7:39pm On Jun 01, 2018
No be by force to trend! Go look for job!
Politics › Re: Notooyoung Bill: You Are Too Old To Run - Fayose To Buhari by CaptainFM1: 1:31pm On Jun 01, 2018
modik:
Blame GEJ for Buhari's failures. Lol
I can only blame GEJ for Buhari's failure up until 2016. This is 2018, Buhari has not passed any examinations. He has to start taking his own blame.
Celebrities › Re: Davido And Daughter Present His Music Achievement Plaques To His Dad - Picture by CaptainFM1: 1:26pm On Jun 01, 2018
tokrizy:
ok. I walked into Access Bank yesterday, i took
12 deposit slips,
i look at the counter to see which cashier
has a nice pen which
she was not using, so i asked to borrow it and she gave me,
i went straight to the water dispenser, i
drank chilled water to my satisfaction,
i Went to their toilet, i used it and i decided
not to flush,
i sat very closely to the Ac to feel the cool breeze, while i search for available socket to
charge my two phones, power bank,
rechargeable lamp and laptop,
after an hour, i decided to leave without
returning the pen i borrowed.
As i was going gently, i asked the security man were the waste bin was and he
showed me,
i broke the pen and tore all the 12 deposit
slips i took and dumped it,
that is the *PAYBACK* for the #70 that you
guys deducted from my account that prevented me from withdrawing the last
#1000 i have .
.
.AIRTEL you are the next target..
I beg do something to all these politicians that steal your money too
Politics › Re: Notooyoung Bill: You Are Too Old To Run - Fayose To Buhari by CaptainFM1: 1:08pm On Jun 01, 2018
Bubu, Please also pass "Too old to run" and "Too sick to run" and make urself a great example!
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye And His Kids Enjoying The Hot Afternoon In The Pool (photos) by CaptainFM1: 1:06pm On Jun 01, 2018
Rapoo:
Linda's unborn baby is gonna be a boy. ain't you Awarehuh
Oh great, I'm gonna give him my daughter then!
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye And His Kids Enjoying The Hot Afternoon In The Pool (photos) by CaptainFM1: 6:20pm On May 31, 2018
Rapoo:
very soon they'll turn somebody's baby. maybe my son's baby
Would u book a space for Linda's baby too?
Politics › Re: Africanus Noel, N 14-Year-Old Becomes Commissioner In Bayelsa. Photos by CaptainFM1: 9:27am On May 30, 2018
carterguccy:
Hi In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a mental patient or not?

Dr: "Well, we'd fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(B-). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub."

Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger."

Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!"
You also thought of the bucket, didn't you? Please go to bed No. 40 !
Funny tho! Aren't there bathtub without drain? Guess I shd go to bed too
Celebrities › Re: 'I Am Sorry Linda Ikeji': Kemi Olunloyo Apologises, Cries, Succumbs To Hushpuppi by CaptainFM1: 11:04pm On May 29, 2018
Hushbingo.....try help a Sister with 1m. What is 100K
Politics › Re: Africanus Noel, N 14-Year-Old Becomes Commissioner In Bayelsa. Photos by CaptainFM1: 10:58pm On May 29, 2018
This is what not too young to run will bring one day
Politics › Re: 10 Key Quotes From President Buhari’s 2018 Democracy Day Speech by CaptainFM1: 12:03pm On May 29, 2018
How did you manage to hear what he was sayinghuh That man just dey mumble to me!
Car Talk › Re: How Do I Refill Or Charge Fire Extinguisher? by CaptainFM1: 8:18am On May 28, 2018
Servicing fire extinguishers goes beyond refilling. There are other components like the O-ring, the plunger puncture pin, the CO2 cartridge, condition of the fire fighting medium inside etc that needs to be checked. If you are not trained in servicing it, its almost certain you cannot do it.

It is also necessary you know the safety measures/precautions to put in place because a pressurised cylinder can injure you if not handled properly. Most mini extinguishers for cars are produced to expire and need no servicing. If its dry chemical powder medium, all you can do is just to agitate/shake the extinguisher to ensure it doesnt cake-up inside. But wait, ensure the safety pin is properly inserted before shaking.

Like someone posted, your best option is to get a new one. You are not suppose to service any fire extinguishers unless you are trained and certified.
Politics › Re: Court Summon: "I Thought It Was A Joke"~Maupe Of Channels TV by CaptainFM1: 6:59pm On May 25, 2018
We will resist gagging! So make we no talk again in this country? This government is a joke!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Continue To Suffer Power Crises Till 2028 – TCN by CaptainFM1: 12:18pm On May 22, 2018
This is the company IGP was talking about!
Politics › Re: APC Parallel Congresses Targeted At Buhari – Senator Marafa by CaptainFM1: 9:13pm On May 20, 2018
badmrkt:
Any weapon targeted against Buhari shall surely work!!! Thunder inclusive!!!
Even the Aso rock will collapse on him!
Politics › Re: Fashola Speaks On Completion Of Second Niger Bridge by CaptainFM1: 9:09pm On May 20, 2018
Geofavor:
I don't see any reason why work will stop again because funding has been provided.



Of course, you won't see a reason until the funds start getting transmitted by a transmitter from the transmission account via transfer due to an unforseen transition caused by the transmission, sorry, transformer, ehm ehm
Sometimes faulty transistor in the transducer can cause the transformer not to transmit because transmission companies have transform Nigeria into a blackout nation. But we shall transfer all of them back to Daura in 2019!
Romance › Re: How Can You Keep Up With A Girl That Replies Your Chat With "Yes,ok,no,fine,? by CaptainFM1: 11:54pm On May 19, 2018
Its simple... don't chat, don't text. Just call and pour out your feelings.

Also try the old, normal and effective way of wooing a lady....Direct approach! See her, walk up to her, talk nicely to her, don't ask for no or contact address, ask if she would come here(cinema, bar, church, market) again...slow and steady buddy.

Meet her friends, show up with your best but reasonable friends, don't flash ur androids or iPhones, keep your car key in your pocket. That's the best way to keep up....

But if you decide to keep up in the virtual/digital world...Be ready to expect more codes such as LMAO, SMH, 2NTE, BTW, WTF, TTYL etc. Sometimes those shorthand's are very annoying....You are better off calling only!
Car Talk › Re: Africa’s Richest Man, Aliko Dangote, To Set Up Peugeot Assembly Plant In Kaduna by CaptainFM1: 11:05pm On May 19, 2018
EzendiEgo1:


Very Good, Aliko Dangote clap for yourself you hear.

You have succeeded in carrying out your aim out, but am telling you the God that have been seeing INNOSON although this year will never let him down.

You want Market share in Automobiles industry.
No problem Mr man

How many businesses are you into more than six but still yet you will never remove Eyes in any business Igbo man is doing successfully.

why I am even presiding on this man case

Upon all Top 10 Most Valuable Auto Brands 2018: is Peugeot this Man decides to go into.

cheesy cheesy Who drives Peugeot this days

INNOSON keep going higher this man is still a small boy in Auto industry.
Do you know we need to bake more cakes in this country? To be candid, who bakes it doesn't matter. We just have to bake more cakes, especially more national cakes.
Car Talk › Re: Africa’s Richest Man, Aliko Dangote, To Set Up Peugeot Assembly Plant In Kaduna by CaptainFM1: 10:56pm On May 19, 2018
EzendiEgo1:


Very Good, Aliko Dangote clap for yourself you hear.

You have succeeded in carrying out your aim out, but am telling you the God that have been seeing INNOSON although this year will never let him down.

You want Market share in Automobiles industry.
No problem Mr man

How many businesses are you into more than six but still yet you will never remove Eyes in any business Igbo man is doing successfully.

why I am even presiding on this man case

Upon all Top 10 Most Valuable Auto Brands 2018: is Peugeot this Man decides to go into.

cheesy cheesy Who drives Peugeot this days

INNOSON keep going higher this man is still a small boy in Auto industry.
Politics › Re: APC, FG Commence Total Clampdown On Opposition; PDP by CaptainFM1: 10:45pm On May 19, 2018
jaxxy:
Yh buhari wasn't vocal even during the campaign bt his team was. In this case whoever challenges Apc shud be vocal either via his team or d main aspirant. A vocal president will be appreciated and he or they(tram) must speak directly just like trump did. Thats my point
I get your point buddy. I'm sorry, I just personally hate Buhari. I'm not sure I pray anything good for him since he declared to run for presidency again. You can guess my best/worst wish for him at this point....And at this point, I'm sure many Nigerians would wish God take this cup away!
Politics › Re: APC, FG Commence Total Clampdown On Opposition; PDP by CaptainFM1: 10:01pm On May 19, 2018
jaxxy:
Apc can only win if u allow them. To beat apc u must bring out smbody credible and campaign vocally against the errors and short comings of Apc and there are many. Same way Apc decampaigned pdp, exact same style shud be applied against Apc with a vocal candidate with good campaign promises. Also minor parties like Adc and Sdp etc.. must merge 2geda like Apc was formed and strengthen themselves for a full onslaught with good, clean, well thought out aggressive campaign.
Do APC have anyone credible? Transmission transmission, transfusion, confusion party!
Politics › Re: APC, FG Commence Total Clampdown On Opposition; PDP by CaptainFM1: 9:59pm On May 19, 2018
jaxxy:
Apc can only win if u allow them. To beat apc u must bring out smbody credible and campaign vocally against the errors and short comings of Apc and there are many. Same way Apc decampaigned pdp, exact same style shud be applied against Apc with a vocal candidate with good campaign promises. Also minor parties like Adc and Sdp etc.. must merge 2geda like Apc was formed and strengthen themselves for a full onslaught with good, clean, well thought out aggressive campaign.
Is Buhari vocal? I hear from Trump more than I hear from Buhari..... Its just a shame!....Trump is even too far away. I hear from Paul Biya more than I hear from Nigeria President! He's just like a stick. We don't want a stick anymore. He should transmit, transmit, transmitter, transmission, transfusion, transgender, transformer and transfer himself back to Daura.
Politics › Re: APC, FG Commence Total Clampdown On Opposition; PDP by CaptainFM1: 9:48pm On May 19, 2018
fergie001:
We are tired of epistles........

One thing I know is:
I know whom not to vote,for sure
When the Presidential debates start,Nigerians will now decide whom to vote.
I pray Buhari shows up for Presidential debate. I pray he will transmit, transmit transmission transformer transfused transgender...and transfer himself back to Daura!

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