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OluwabuqqyYOLO:
I believe that's a mistake.

buffalowings:
Well, if she gets off with a she wots my business

Our society just frown on it
But I don't have any issue with it.

I don't care if you're gay, bisexual, lesbian.
What u do in ur bedroom, I don't want to know

So let me clear the air

I'm heterosexual
Ladies in the house
I'm all yours if you've got the same sexual orientation as mine

Purpletee:
am of legal age

Jarizod:
[color=#679267]Lol..I don't hate Gays and Lesbians..NO OO..don't misquote me..am only against what they do and stand for..

But at the end of the day its their Lives right..

No be kuku my yansh dem dey knack [/color]

Fidelismaria:
good for her

Purpletee:
porn star sighted

Jarizod:
[color=#679267]These are the kinda children that make parents say --> A ro pe abi Omo aa mo pe eranko laa bi -- We thought we gave birth to a child.. not knowing we gave birth to an animal..

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brightalo1010:
Ayam changing my moniker to F today...Hope the fuckery offer is still available

jackie3B:
u ve asked, u shall receive,by d time u ve spent 14yrs sumwia....u won't ask again

sinaj:
Uwa mmebi

TrapQueen77:
OK....


Why covered her name? We need to know her so we can find someone for her..

jeffp:
Help !!!! My girl has threaten to break up with me if i dont get her a TECNO CANON 8



I have promised my gf a phone..telling her to wait ..so i can raise the money to buy.. I have to her to wait till the end of the month, and she has bluntly refused ,saying if i dont buy her the phone this week thursday..i should nt call her again..

Pls help ..what do i do...i am confused....no were to get such amount of money this buhari period..





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uyiekpen26:
Myself and this particular girl have been dating for quite sometime (let's say like 2yrs) now. This is someone I do everything for. I pay for the house she's currently living in, send her money for her upkeep, paid some of her fees in school and once in awhile take her on some of my trips within and outside the country.

I've noticed that most times when I call her in the evenings she's never with her phone and she doesn't even pick when I call. I thought maybe she's reading or something. So I don't usually bother to ask her. At some point I noticed some strange behaviors in her. This was someone who was never a club person and all of a sudden she started clubbing and smoking shisha. I confronted her and she said it was just once but I kept quiet. So I decided to do a little investigation without her notice. So I called her one day and a guy picked up and asked who I was. I ended the call and decided to pay her a surprise visit. As soon as I entered, I saw a guy on boxers and singlet sitting on her bed and as soon as she saw me she almost developed high BP. But I pretended like nothing was happening and told her I just came to check up on her.

I left her house that in anger. I went straight to the bank the following week I opened an account for her and closed the account. I stopped with immediate effect the visa processing I was doing in her name. Burnt all the clothes I bought for her from dubai recently and gave all the jewelries I bought for her too to one of my neighbors. I told the landlord to issue a quit notice to her in the house she currently stays. I'm supposed to be renewing the rent by October 17. I'm equally thinking of coming to remove everything in that same house by the weekend with some mobile policemen. As for the school fees she can forget about it. She will have to source for that herself. Just yesterday she and some of those her useless friends and family members have been disturbing my phone begging. Saying I'm taking things too far.

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Pennyways:
Someone tells me Nollywood actors and actresses are very competitive, they can go an extra mile to get you eliminated just to get their stance properly, I couldn't believed but now I have a clue of what he said

greatghana:
A friend collected #2.3m loan from GTB last year when he was working in a company in PH with 3 years and 6 months repayment plan, He repay for six months which was amount to around #300k before he was sacked last year. to my surprise he said nobody contacted him either by mail of by phone call since last year. i signed his guarantor form, i want to ask is it that the bank has for go the money? does it have any implication? as a guarantor i my save? Note: they both sack us in the company due to current Nigeria economy

thanks

victree007:
lol don't allow the rain biko. I have sent them a message that I can't make it. Got the message late and I'm occupied at work in Abeokuta.
please let them interview you for two of us

victree007:
I have just been sent an invite for this job

obontami:
damn badt guy

MITNEXUS:
Job Title: Executive Assistant, Strategic Marketing, Business Development & Customer Acquisition.
Location: Lekki/Ajah
Responsible to: Chief Executive
Salary: N150,000 to N200,000 Monthly
The Company:Our client is a leading Construction Products Provider majoring in construction finishing materials. Its products are used by a wide variety of customers, including contractors, residential and non-residential building owners, construction companies, real estate developers, infrastructure investors, utility companies and governments, to whom we sell either directly or through our relationships with independent distributors, retailers and contractors.

The company is currently building a flagship one-stop distribution hub and showroom in the Lekki-Ajah corridor in close proximity to fastest growing real estate development corridor in West Africa.


Job Outline:

 To play a strategic and operational role in developing our’s business and commercial activities, as a member of the Marketing Team.
 To market and sell all trading activities to an agreed annual target of invoiced revenue, to increase year on year.
 To develop new business relationships and generate and negotiate new contracts and income for our company to an agreed annual target of invoiced revenue, to increase year on year.

Send CV to info@talent24ng.com

obontami:
that's a great record breh

My next move is to fccck 2 sisters preferably twin sisters

That shiit is gon be a great record for my cv

GAZZUZZ:
you need to take you car to a workshop.

GAZZUZZ:
stick with it before you open thread

OR

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optimusmind:
Kudos to our brother,
My brother.. No be small thing oo... I tire for d matter oo.

Respect..









Who has entered a borehole.


Respect

prettyslimme:
u mean u ejaculate after 25 mins of full action and u call Dt late ejaculation..u must be joking

Pearlcon:
Our company is looking for an analyst with experience in Financial Advisory. PearlMutual Consulting Ltd (‘PearlMutual’, ‘PMC’ or ‘Firm’) is a business advisory firm established in September 2009 to offer services in Financial Advisory.

Job Purpose: Prepare clients or access funds or various sources.

Job Duties:

• Provide direct technical assistance to small business clients in the research and development of business plans, marketing plans, loan proposals and related business development requirements.
• Evaluate business proposals together with client financial and business status to assess viability and bankability of proposals; advises clients as appropriate.
• Advise clients in micro and small business management practices, methods, and techniques.
• Provide advice and assistance in the establishment and maintenance of business and financial records and recordkeeping systems, in compliance with all relevant business, accounting, and taxation laws, regulations, guidelines, and standards.
• Participate in the development, promotion, coordination, and delivery of small business management training programs and workshops.
• Coordinate and/or participates in efforts to build relationships with area businesses to establish and develop contract training opportunities.
• Administer and monitors specific educational programs, as assigned, to include budget planning and expenditure management.
• Participate, as assigned, as a member of community groups and organizations to promote local business and economic development within the service area.
• Monitor operational activities and effectiveness of results, and prepares reports as appropriate.
• Carry out macroeconomic report

Minimum requirements:
• Bachelor’s degree in a related field - finance, economics, accounting
• 4 - 5years of working experience in economics, banking, finance, business research, credit or related areas
• Strong communication skills and, especially, excellent writing and editing skills
• Flexibility in working in a rapidly changing environment with shifting priorities and deadlines
• Ability to work well both independently and collaboratively
• High degree of competency at mathematics and data analysis
• Masters or completion of CFA level 1 exam will be an added advantage

To apply, send you CV to recruitment@pearlmutual.com

Oyindami:
We are currently looking to fill a analyst position.

Candidate should have 2 or more years experience
Reports financial status by preparing and analyzing financial plans, forecasts, and reports.
Experience in writing business research articles or reports for a business audience is desired.
Excellent writing skills geared toward business reports; ability to be insightful, objective, interesting and succinct in report writing.
A strong work ethic and good time management.
Ability to think logically and derive conclusions out of qualitative research.
Confidence to defend analysis and ability to explain reports to management, clients
Ability to learn and adapt to proprietary systems and processes.
Strong interest in business and economic news and current events.
Background in Economics, Finance/Account

Interested candidates should please send CV to recruitment@pearlmutual.com with the subject "Application for Analyst"

ogawisdom:
Y u dey fear, u did ur job. But wait ooo is there no way d both of u would ve settled d cash of 1m without involving management n causing his termination.

Ur action leading to his termination was quite harsh, u ve killed dt guy.

Well go and report to a police station ie threat to live and police will invite him to sign undertaking dt if anything happens to ur life he will held responsible, he will b d one protecting u thereafter. Use d text msg as evidence.

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