₦airaland Forum

talktimi:
EVERY car has it's stress, choose whatever you feel you'll enjoy and works well with your income. If you're in Lagos, you can contact someone like Gazzuzz to inspect not just the Camry but also the Corolla since you never can tell if it was flooded over there. Godspeed and enjoy whatever choice you settle with

seems like you are in ph bro...do you know any technically competent mecho to recommend to me thanks

diportivo:
once they av used foam to disturb the tb,don't bother trying to make it work again....dats from experience

get anoda one bro

i guessed as much,...thats why i asked for toks price...would love to change it thought..can you kindly help recommend any good auto tech in ph?? lots of them here aint technically sound....thanks

diportivo:
u might not need to buy toks

u might need to free up ur current iacv

I for recommend one guy for here.....but na English he go dey talk up and down for here


chill sef,he go soon show come type plenty English

hhahahaha,,thanks bro dippo...but...i observed that one part of the IACV is blocked inside,,,they used foam to block it,,i guess that causes the high rpm

GAZZUZZ:
Baba the movie is still long with lots of characters, you must feature in this movie

baba gazzuzz.. Pls reply dancock nah.. He is now humble.. He m said that white smoke comes out of his exhaust like a locomotive train when he accelerates...help your friend dancock..

diportivo:
nna ehn,

all these cars with rpm on 1k when ac is one get as e be oh

my cars don't go past 800-850 AC on or not

if ur iacv is good and not stuck,u shldnt even get 1k when AC is on

any idea how much I can buy toks iacv? It's like my rpm goes higher...low at engine start up. And goes high to 1200 after driving a while.. I guess it needs to be changed..

GAZZUZZ:
Just then a tow truck driven by Timifakay drives into the workshop with a half burnt Golf4.


I am going to bed, need to be out @ 7am. Will continue this in the morning.

the golf 4 must be that dancock golf 4

Belmot:
You made your post look like it happened in Nigeria when its not.

I saw.. And I posted.. Eod

josh123:
damm,like seriously?

for real bro..

Olalan:
The publisher must be crazy.........
Some adults don't even know what squirt means

i am telling you..

See what was found in children's book.. I don't know how this book was approved.. But I find it disturbing..

A caller phoned us the other day describing some of the sex education literature in primary schools. It seemed far fetched. Apparently not. My colleague @RelebogileM found it for me and I’m gobsmacked. Should I be? #702Breakfast

https://mobile.twitter.com/bonglez/status/1025216469485928451

etchiep:
Message me on whatsapp

sure

KalakutaRepubli:
So as na ur area Wetin u want us to do? 0ogbeni tell us where them dey do short time, we no want know whether na u get the hotel.

hahahaha.you hot.no chills bro...

donbachi:
obenis hotel rumuaholu.

na my area be that o

etchiep:
Message me on whatsapp

i have 4341 connections..you need

Akpokie:
meh nos 3, 11 & 14 just make my day

i am glad it did

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gracechellar:
Hello nairalanders in diaspora, please any single man in search of a Nigerian wife can contact me pls, this will be really sppreciarted.

i believe i have something for you..kiindly mail me if you are interested. thanks

by the way,,who knows or have worked with obeledu micro finance bank in Anambra state? i have an interview with them for branch manager position..thanks

jinha:
Please I Need to confirm how genuine this is...



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on behalf our client as discussed over the phone with my colleague .

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very legit...its like they recruit majorly for big positions..

mojazee:
My 2007 model Avensis holds while driving. The wheels get hot and smoking at times. Two mechanics checked and first was of the opinion that it's the master break malfunction while the second said its the Abs. Bottom line is the problem still persist. Pls experts what do I do? It's not making me enjoy my ride.

did you do any recent brake pad job? it once happened to me in my old car,,,i changed brake pads and the mecho who changed it did not do a good job and one tire started to over heat and becomes so hot,,that i have to park after driving for like 1 hr to let it cool...but it was fixed though..so,,,please find out which of the tyres holds or gives issues..it should not be a difficult fix...wish ya luck bro

cezarman:
GTB, GLO network... adon die oh!!!!

fatality

Hahhaa.. It's fatality and brutality combined..

FoxyFlow:
I find the one of Reekado Banks and Power Bank being the only reliable banks in Nigeria very funny...

Hahhaaa

presh001:
excuse me sir, its here!

dont mind that guy joor... It finally got to fp

ajepako:
Ayam die l swear!

Such creativity and hilarity, yet sensible and apt!

Despite the many calamities bedvelling the country, our sense of humor remains the best ...

Kudos fellow Nigerians...

It shall be well with us..

Amen dear.. My thoughts exactly .

Teespice:
the meme collection is so hilarious.

kudos to the person that compiled this.

Kudos to the nikkur too..

mytime24:
me too

allright..drop your digits.. I wanna call you.. Cos it got fp

janejive:
Funny, enjoyed it

thanks deariee

ayaside:
Number 4 & 10.
Nice one bruh....Made me smile this Monday morning.

thanks broo

jay2pee:
Lolz. This really made my day... Keep it up my man

thanks bro

Homeboiy:
Call me when it' reach fp

drop your number ..i gotta call you now cos i hit fp

i was surfing through olx for cars and i saw this...acura...fitted with lexus engine....i really wonder why it was done..but the kazeem that did it,,,the owner of the car and the person that will buy the car must all come for deliverance...
nurey..come and buy motor oo...gazzuzz...see workshop machine to be used for case study..timifakay...ibadan people sabi this one nah,,,,autoelectng...please give us full rewire diagram...obekediamondfuto....i dash you....radautoworks...please come and reverse engineer this...