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Trunaijian:
Check well. There is an increase of.about 500 naira on thier bouquets

actually..the message I got was a decrease... 15% decrease..

rainmaker12:
Somebody complained to a kazzem about check engine light, the next thing, a kazzem started losing dash.

Customer: Why are you opening my dash.
Kazzem: I go commot the light, e no go show again.

These guys are becoming notorious, especially to people with zero knowledge about cars.

This is evil... Hahahahhaha

Ochimoni:
Scholarship description:
The Gates Cambridge Scholarship programme was established in October 2000 by a donation of US$210m from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to the University of Cambridge; this is the largest ever single donation to a UK university.

Scholarships are awarded to outstanding applicants from countries outside the UK to pursue a full-time postgraduate degree in any subject available at the University of Cambridge.

Host Institution: University of Cambridge, UK

Eligibility:

You can apply for a Gates Cambridge Scholarship if you are:

a citizen of any country outside the United Kingdom
applying to pursue one of the following full-time residential courses of study at the University of Cambridge:
PhD (three year research-only degree)
MSc or MLitt (two year research-only degree)
One year postgraduate course (e.g. MPhil, LLM, MASt, Diploma, MBA etc.
Benefits:

the University Composition Fee at the appropriate rate*
a maintenance allowance for a single student (£14,900 for 12 months at the 2017-18 rate; pro rata for courses shorter than 12 months)
one economy single airfare at both the beginning and end of the course
inbound visa costs & the cost of the Immigration Health Surcharge
The Trust also considers applications for several types of additional funding on a discretionary basis:

Academic development funding - from £500 to £2,000, dependent on the length of your course, to attend conferences and courses.
Family allowance - up to £10,120 for a first child and up to £4,320 for a second child (2017-18 rate). No funding is provided for a partner.
Fieldwork - you may apply to keep up to your normal maintenance allowance while on fieldwork as part of your PhD (the Trust does not fund other fieldwork costs as these should be funded by the University Composition Fee).
Hardship funding - for unforeseen difficulties
Maternity/Paternity funding - should you require it, you may apply to intermit your studies for up to 6 months and continue to receive your maintenance allowance during this time
Some fourth year funding for PhD Scholars may be provided**
How to Apply:check the link https:///p9Uvcn-5r

please provide a working link

hi guys, i am sort new in ph,,,is there any available thread or whatsapp group for port harcourt residents??
its like boredom wants to finish me here...
kindly add me on whatsapp if you are a resident of ph or kindly drop your contacts lets create a group...

ray48:
Oga Piyke. Kindly indicate ur tel no for us to add u to our Auto What’s App group. U seem very cerebral. We will be glad to have u there.

08140077394.. Pls add me to the group.. .

ray48:
Oga Piyke. Kindly indicate ur tel no for us to add u to our Auto What’s App group. U seem very cerebral. We will be glad to have u there.

08140077394.. Pls add me to the group..

ITbomb:
Delicious
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hahahahah...ishilove is one mod i really like esp when she throws shots or responds to such

DrTims:
Why are you not applying for lecturing job or you don't like academic jobs

exacly my thoughts and advice to him..

olavictors:
I don't know of this is allowed on nairaland but I have to do this because I'm drowning already and I may lose my life if I can't get a quick help. I'm not begging for money but I am humbly begging for employment. I have a B.Sc. Plant Science and Biotechnology (2010) and M.Sc. Genetics (UNIBEN 2015). I am very sound with Microsoft applications, Adobe photoshop, a little of corel draw, and internet operations, I can repair computers with software problems too. I am an Associate member of ISMN. I did my IT at NACGRAB, my NYSC with Nigerian Bottling Company and I've taught Chemistry and Mathematics in two different secondary schools. I write articles and I play some bit of guitar too. I don't want to go the details of why I have to cry out on here but all I can say is I'm in a deep mess and only a job can bail me. I'm currently in Ibadan living unprintable condition. If there is anyone in this land who really needs a job to stay alive that fellow will be me. If you have any help to render, message me on edgersitler@gmail.com. Pls save my soul, I'm drowning.

with your skills set.. You should not be looking for jobs ..you can start with little.. But for me.. Since you have masters.. Go and apply for lecturing jobs.. There is no way you will not get one or multiple..

Ehybrid:
Good advice

thanks bro.. It pains me how mecho make people change engine and gear for Minor fix

speedfreak:
thanks sir, but I haven't found a competent mechanic with a scanner here in Jos, with the unrest I can't risk going to the one I use regularly.

oga..go online and buy those portable scanners.. It's on Jumia and konga...note..dont change that engine till you do proper diagnosis..

diportivo:
why don't u buy it from him so he can add money to the money u pay him and then buy the "accond" since he like honda products


you will now open ur own thread to ask for help over sorting out the "brake and quench" thingipe

hahahahahha..dancock is back with an accond story.

weyreypey:
You my friend..is the culprit. Kingreign is taking that plantain stew..

plantain stew sprinkled on the fresh fish...and cold origin

weyreypey:
Where?

no worry..kingreign is sipping origin with fresh fish

weyreypey:
looks like kingreign's C300...

u want finf trouble abi...

Obinna252:
I saw a notice on facebook about Nigerian Custom Auction cars i called the number where he said tokunbo(foreign car) Venza is going for 850k amongst others and he said i can come for inspection please i need your advice is Custom Auction car real? Does it exist? Or its a scam or stolen car please advise me i don't wana fall into wrong hands please

please be smart....copy that guys number and post it here,,,let me deal with him..please when buying things as cars, try to find out the current market price and compare it with the price of the one you wanna buy..

weyreypey:
Wow that's awesome. Hope treating you well?

sure sire.. It is...

weyreypey:
How is the Avalon??

na EOD i dey use now bro

weyreypey:
How far

i dey bro,,,and you

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GAZZUZZ:
Predict correctly tomorrow's match between Nigeria and Argentina and win 6quartz of Mobil 1 advanced full synthetic oil 5w30 or 5w20 or N30,000 thirty thousand naira.

terms and conditions.

1. 1st person to predict properly wins. (Only 1 winner)

2. Only profiles with CARTALK included as most active sections are eligible to win (others can participate if they want but will not win if they predict right)

3. Predict scoreline and players that will score on the Nigerian side. Only a result of 0 on the Nigerian side will not need a players name.

4. Multiple posts not allowed (modification not allowed)

5. Last Valid prediction will be accepted 5mins to match commences. (Any prediction after match commences is invalid)

May the best football lover win.

Nigeria to win 2.1...ahmed Musa and Victor Moses to score... First to predict..

Muyesky:
Anyone?

if you are in Lagos.. Contact luvinhubby.. Search for him on Nairaland and get his contact

thornapple:
The impression i have is that your car must be the most fuel efficient Avalon i've ever heard.

my thoughts too..

cheerybloom:
A company in Port Harcourt is hiring for the position of a procurement officer with experience in procurement.

Location:Port-Harcourt Only.

send cvs to: hr-admin@georgiascatering.com, hrm@georgiascatering.com.

Hello, i have been seeing this ad for a while...i am not a procurement officer but would like to give it a shot.. what do you think?

If you wanna enjoy your life and sweet evening cruises in your car.. Go for civic.. Baby boy is good as well...

obekediamondfuto:
mazdaengineparts nko? that willingly volunteered

he is good.. Very good.. But. I haven't seen any of his threads on AC.. While Mosbus has a dedicated ac thread.. Both of them can handle this thread.. The most important thing is that.. This thread remains active and be handled by good hands..

chukel:
Mosbus, u r needed here. The dude is too calm, quiet and maybe shy. He may not want to show himself. But he is quite talented at what he does.

I agree... Gazzuzz.. Please hand over this thread to Mosbus.. He is an AC guru

MrCuteking:
Bro I know how you feel. I was once in your shoes. When I told my girlfriend about it she said it must have been from her colleague at work who shares the same toilet with her... fast forward to treatment after dumping her.

I went online, did research to know the name from the symptoms so I had to rush to one herbal specialist and explained myself, she then gave me the medicines below...

I bought two sachets of LY MPHSHAMEI (Capsule). It works for both Syphilis and Gonorrhea(even if you don’t have it) along side with herbal drink “CHUKATRIN HERBAL MIXTURE” (Liquid). It works for Syphilis, E-coil gonorrhea, Staphylococcus Alereus, Kidney infection, Virginal discharge

Low sperm count, Quick ejaculation, Watery sperm and general cleansing...

One thing I like about it is that even if its not Syphilis it will fight anything else and your d1ck will be so strong during sex . It will as well

Increase your sex drive to more than 30 minutes extra. . You will drink the capsule with the herbal medicine together 1hour before eating.

However, once you take it, it will purge you daily so be close to your toilet because you will shit out the bacteria gradually for two weeks.

But after two weeks...I repeat, After two weeks, you will feel so relieved ; your d1ck will be singing praise again, .

Its quite expensive though. The capsule is #2000 and you need two sachets (#4000) . The herbal is (#3000). If you need it, ala my mail. If you are not in Lagos I can send it to you but you go pay me for delivery o.

That your syphylis na small thing I swear. E go dance azonto commot for your body ... mind you, the herbal melecin bitter like mad...

I finally sent the medicines as gift to my ex so she could cleanse herself for her new fvcking boyfriend. I’m a funny guy but it is true.

i bought that capsule once in Lagos.. Inside a bus.. For 500 Naira a pack.. But haven't used it till date..just bought it cos of how powerful the seller described it and what it could.. So. I actually haven't had a reason to use it.. But I believe it works..

dvkot:
So me and my girl have been together for about 2years, and she was the one who approached me. but regardless I love her and we are mentally married even planned a future together.
This morning she went to charge her phone somewhere, and I also went to charge mine too, so I just went to to her whstsapp and saw her complaining of pain due to the rough sex.
my heart has been shattered I dnt even know what to do... this my cousin is way older than me and is married, if I confront her Shey may tell him and he may try to hurt me. so pls guys tell me what to do

are you really scared he may try to hurt you?? That part got me.

GAZZUZZ:
A/C systems are very very delicate.

I work on A/C systems every day, and If you do not approach problems in a sequential technical manner, you will get less than perfect results.

I started this thread because I wanted to help out people with a/c repairs, sadly the questions I receive here are in no way technical, and my responses are like I'm speaking giberrish.

How many technicians use a vacuum pump? How many technicians use U.V dye to find leaks? How many technicians bother to check correct high and low readings across a/c systems with varying ambient temp?

People are more interested in price of this, and price of that, and they give vague queries like (My ac was refilled 2 weeks ago and it stopped chilling now what can be wrong?). I receive several mentions every minute, and it is sad to see a query that cannot get an informed answer. Until more techs that use precision equipment come on board the a/c repair industry, it will be difficult/impossible answering questions on a/c systems.

I closed the thread because it was becoming to tiring to respond and I felt bad ignoring those whose questions had no answers.


IF any one else will like to carry on the mantle pls respond here and I will gladly change the thread topic to whatever suits you.

mosbus can volunteer

BeardedTraveler:
Can we chat on WhatsApp? Wanna send u pictures of some scanners to confirm

Allrigr bro... 08140077394