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Romance › Re: I'm Really Worried... Can Sex Be The Reason Behind My Predicaments? by captainking(m): 7:20am On Mar 15, 2018
VenomousTruth:
I am so getting frustrated from this whole thing! Pls I need to know if sex can hinder someone's chances of gaining muscles! I have been working out for 1month + now but nothing to show for it! cry cry no muscles but fat!

I enjoy sex, I have it a lot but could it be the reason behind my inability to gain muscles? In case you wonder how high my sexlife is, I have it up to 6 times a week even tho I know its too much... But is it the reason behind my confusion? cry cry embarassed
6 times a week is not too much.. You yu are probably not working out right.. You need to understand there are techniques for building muscles.. Do you workout based on sets? Starting from parts of the body with greater body mass such as the chest? When you do bench press, do you do it open arm or close arm? Do you also tilt the bench lower Or straight line? These are some questions you need to ask yourself.. Well.. I stopped working out over 6 years ago.. Would resume soon though. Wish ya luck building your muscles.. Most importantly... Eat plenty of food if you want muscles..
Romance › Re: I Saw My Girlfriend's Chats With Her Malaysia Based Lover, I'm Walking Away by captainking(m): 4:53pm On Mar 14, 2018
chyy5:
I Think Is Right To Walk Away This Time.

The woman I so much love has been taken me for granted.
There is a guy in Malaysia that takes her time all the time.
I have tried severally to stop her from contacting the guy but she still does.
I am not the kind of guy that beats up a lady otherwise I would have beaten her up very well.
The so called Malaysian guy doesn't provide any of her needs.
Infact from their heartbreaking chats I read, there was a time the guy told her she is free to date any other guy for money that she shouldn't depend on him for any benefit.
My gal told him that she's not in for money.
This is a gal I love with all my heart. I've been enduring this for long thinking she will change. I've had heart to heart talk severally with her telling her how pained I am. Yet every night she will be on whatsapp call with this guy for close to 3 hours after work.
Their whatsapp chat breaks my heart each time I intrude to read.
She keep telling the guy that she doesn't have anybody and even when the guy argued she told him he will confirm when he sex her.
It kept me weak yet I continued loving her.
Just last week my cousin that is to travel to the states told me to come over to her place. Meanwhile my gal has been having issues with accommodation. Where she stays isn't really OK and her rent will expire ending of this month. I taught it wise to rent the place for my gal. I took her to the place and we concluded with my cousin; she agreed to leave the place for her and even auctioned all her property for her which supposed to amount over 200k but my cousin decided to collect 150k because of me.
I collected her account details and told her I will transfer the money to her including the house rent so she can pay the landlord to avoid extra agent fee.
As we were going back, my gal was busy apologising to her Malaysian guy why she wasn't able to pick his calls because the guy has been calling when we were there.
She told the guy she went out with her house agent to search for an accommodation. I was mad.
I am now being referred to as house agent.
I forcefully collected her phone to call the guy. She almost died. She throw herself on the bed and was crying pleading I shouldn't call.
I left her house.
Meanwhile she's having issues raising deposits since she's a DSA. As God may have it I have some funds to help her out but due to her behaviour I've decided to move on
She's been calling and pleading but I know is all because of the house and deposits since she's not willing to let the guy go
I love her so much and it breaks my heart.
I have called her severally and pleaded with her how hurtful I feel seeing her chats with that guy yet she continued.
This is a guy that doesn't care about her needs but she kept glued to him.
I've endured much hence I am walking away. It pains, yes it pains but I have no choice.
oh my..i cant believe i just read all this...the moment you catch your woman cheating..and giving all her time to a strange guy ...call it quits..you let this get too far... obviously, you were not even regarded as even a side bf but as an agent..oh woa,,,i feel so pained for you
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Cv Professional by captainking(m): 8:39am On Mar 12, 2018
gratefulheart:
Value is essentially a function cost. Nothing of value is ever free. You or someone else have to keep paying the price.
writing CV globally for junior level is around $100, mid level $190 and executive level is $250.
I manage a consulting firm not NGO and writing or updating professional CV takes hours. CV is not what you can copy and paste it takes reasoning and intellectual skills but because of this Buhari regime i will be willing to do it with N500 airtime as commitment on your part for humanity sake so PM if you are interested. i got a lot of people in my inbox who want me to help them. This applied to all. i have done one free of charge for @mikezuruk testify.
drop your email.. i would love you to restructure my cv for that commitment you spoke about. thanks
Romance › Re: The Day I Discovered I Was Her Personal Pleasure Object (PPO) by captainking(m): 5:32pm On Mar 08, 2018
MhizzAJ:
Why did you go thru her messages....Bad habit undecided

It's natural to be curious about what your girlfriend is up to but privacy in a relationship is very important but if you suspect something is up,its fine to ask your girlfriend about it instead of going thru her messages or better still take permission from her before reading her messages

I don't see myself being in a relationship with someone that doesn't trust me or someone that feels i have something to do with other guys all the time

You strike me like a very weak guy plus you are so untrustworthy...Deal with the outcome of your actions...I care less
One of them spotted.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: We Have Several Jobs Available by captainking(m): 12:15pm On Mar 07, 2018
VeriteMFB:
VACANCY! VACANCY!!

We are currently Recruiting...

Job Title: DRIVER

Job Functions:
• Drive smoothly and with utmost care at all times
• Ensure that vehicles are kept perfect and clean at all times by washing both the inside and outside parts of the vehicle.
• Carry out routine checks on vehicles and ensure they are sound.
• Perform periodic maintenance on vehicles, such as changing batteries and motor oil at appropriate time, as well as refueling the car(s).
• Observe all traffic laws

Requirements
• Must have vast knowledge of Lagos and its environs
• Must be resident in Lagos
• Must be punctual at all times
• Must have a valid Driver's Licence
• Should have sufficient knowledge of traffic laws
• Must have a clean driving record
• Must be a safety conscious person
• Must be focused, confident and observant

Qualification: SSCE/OND/HND
Experience: Minimum of 2 years driving experience
Age: Between 25years and 30years
Residence within Victoria Island/Lekki/Ajah axis is an advantage

All interested and qualified candidates should send their CVs to career@veritemfb.com , using the Job Title as Subject.

Job Title: AUDIT ASSISTANT

Functions
• Developing and adapting the product vision
• Actively monitor financial performance to ensure that it is achieving the desired results
• Manage operations of audit performance
• Overseeing and ensuring preparation of timely Audit reports
• Conduct internal audit, detect fraud and misappropriation of funds

Requirements
• Tech savvy, proficient in MS Office
• High level of integrity and honesty
• Good analytical and Risk Management skills
• Internal Control skills

Qualification: OND/HND/BSC in Accounting or any other relevant course of study
Experience: Minimum of one year
Age: Between 25years and 30years

All interested and qualified candidates should send their CVs to career@veritemfb.com , using the Job Title as Subject.


Job Title: RECOVERY OFFICER

Functions
• Daily calling and visitation to delinquent customers, their respective guarantors and Next of Kins
• Follow-up on delinquent customers till debts are completely paid
• Carry out Recovery Strategies to ensure Loans are recovered timely

Requirements
• Debt Recovery skills
• Good communication skills
• Computer literate
• Must be fit, smart and energetic
• Ability to work under pressure

Qualification: OND/HND/BSC in any relevant course of study
Experience: Minimum of one year
Age: Between 25years and 35years
All interested and qualified candidates should send their CVs to career@veritemfb.com , using the Job Title as Subject.


Job Title: FREELANCE MARKETING EXECUTIVE

Functions
• Manage the selling of the Bank's products and services in a professional manner and with optimal positive customer service through all sales functions
• Daily collection of funds from daily contributors
• Ability to think strategically and analytically
• Develops new business prospects in specific geographic areas through cold calls. Interacts with existing customers to increase sales of the bank's products and services

Requirements
• Marketing/Sales Experience
• Good interpersonal and communication skills
• Ability to operate Android phone
• Ability to speak English and one Nigerian Language (Yoruba, Igbo or Hausa)

Qualification: SSCE/OND
Age: 25 and Above
Renumeration: Commission Based

All interested and qualified candidates should send their CVs to career@veritemfb.com , using the Job Title as Subject.
good day verite
I would like to know if there is an opening for someone that has over 5 years experience in the micro finance industry working with AB mfb as a credit analyst, Finex mfb as head of credit and marketing, lagos island, Touchgold Mfb as Relieve Group of marketing and business development,Addosser mfb Lagos island as an SME credit analyst?
thank you.
Gaming › Re: I Need A Ps3 To Buy by captainking(m): 6:33am On Mar 06, 2018
chrisskynet:
Please i need a PS 3 Game to buy, If you're willing to sell holla by quoting me.
you will only find those that will post theirs at an outrageous price...put your budget..and only those within your budget will contact you
Pets › Re: Awesome And Super Cute Boerbel Puppies For Sale by captainking(op): 6:37pm On Mar 05, 2018
Going....going...
Pets › Awesome And Super Cute Boerbel Puppies For Sale by captainking(op): 12:00pm On Mar 05, 2018
Call 08061227710 or WhatsApp 08140077394...both male and female available..

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nifime Micro Finance Is Recruiting by captainking(m): 12:32pm On Mar 01, 2018
noom0121:
NIFIME Micro Finance is recruiting

[b]Credit Officers.
Interested applicant must be/have:
25yrs and above
BSC in marketing, Administration and Science related courses.
Resident of Ojota, Ketu, Mile 12, Ikorodu area of Lagos State


[b]Team Lead.
Interested applicant must be/have:
30yrs and above
BSC in Banking & Finance, marketing, Business Administration, Science related courses.
Resident of Ojota, Ketu, Mile 12, Ikorodu area of Lagos State
with at least 5 years experience in micro financing



Apply in person

NIFIME MICRO FINANCE

31, Lagos Road
Former FIRS Building
Opp Eco Bank
Benson Bus/Stop
Ikorodu, Lagos
www.nifimemfl.com

+234 810 618 9084, +234 810 622 0222
hr@nifimemfl.com
Applied...kingsley
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Male Sales Manager (within Lagos) by captainking(m): 9:54am On Mar 01, 2018
KCL14:
 Implements marketing strategies; analyses trends and results.
 Establishes sales objectives by forecasting and developing annual sales quotas for regions and territories; projecting expected sales volume and profit for existing and new products.
 Implements national sales programs by developing field sales action plans.
 Maintains sales volume, product mix, and selling price by keeping current with supply and demand, changing trends, economic indicators, and competitors.
 Establishes and adjusts selling prices by monitoring costs, competition, and supply and demand.
 Completes national sales operational requirements by scheduling and assigning employees; following up on work results.
 Maintains national sales staff job results by counseling and disciplining employees; planning, monitoring, and appraising job results.
 Maintains professional and technical knowledge by attending educational workshops; reviewing professional publications; establishing personal networks; participating in professional societies.
 Contributes to team effort by accomplishing related results as needed.

Requirements
 B.SC/H.N.D holder
 The candidate must be very proficient in the use of Microsoft office applications.
 Have over 3-5 years experience
 Excellent communication and interpersonal skills.
 Meeting Sales Goals
 Motivation for sales
 Friendly and passionate
 Market Knowledge
 Negotiation skills
 Sales Planning
 Building Relationship

Interested candidates should send CVs with subject Male Sales Manager to careers@kennediaconsulting.net
applied....kingsley
Autos › Re: Clean Sharp Mazda Premacy Or Honda Baby Boy Needed Urgently by captainking(m): 7:29am On Feb 28, 2018
salemdv:
if you have a Honda baby boy neat with chilling ac and no issue, likewise a Mazda Premacy. kindly contact 07035925808 or saolatunji4@gmail.com
What's your budget?? I could give you mine...if interested.
Car Talk › Re: Engine Swap by captainking(m): 8:24pm On Feb 27, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
Do you know dancok?
hahahhaaha....car talk demeanors will never forget dancok..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancy For Marketing Manager And Marketing Representatives by captainking(m): 12:05pm On Feb 27, 2018
wunmi590:
we are looking for young and vibrant people in our establishment for the role sales with responsibilities below.


Marketing Manager
Job brief
We are looking for a high-performing Sales Manager to help us meet our customer acquisition and revenue growth targets by keeping our company competitive and innovative. You will be responsible for maximizing our sales team potential and crafting sales plans.


Job Responsibilities:
Achieve growth and hit sales targets by successfully managing the sales team
Design and implement a strategic business plan that expands company’s customer base and ensure it’s strong presence in the Market.
Determines annual unit and gross-profit plans by implementing marketing strategies; analyzing trends and results.
Establishes sales objectives by forecasting and developing annual sales quotas for regions and territories; projecting expected sales volume and profit for existing and new products.
Implements national sales programs by developing field sales action plans.
Maintains sales volume, product mix, and selling price by keeping current with supply and demand, changing trends, economic indicators, and competitors.
Establishes and adjusts selling prices by monitoring costs, competition, and supply and demand.
Completes national sales operational requirements by scheduling and assigning employees; following up on work results.
Setting and reviewing objectives, coaching and performance monitoring of sales representatives.
Build and promote strong, long-lasting customer relationships by partnering with company’s client and understanding their needs
Present sales, revenue and expenses reports and realistic forecasts to the management team
Identify emerging markets and market shifts while being fully aware of new products and competition status.


Sales Manager Skills

Meeting Sales Goals, Negotiation, Selling to Customer Needs, Motivation for Sales, Sales Planning, Building Relationships, Coaching, Managing Processes, Market Knowledge, Developing Budgets, Staffing
Qualifications:
• A good university degree with a minimum of 5 years’ experience in a B2Brole, selling services in IT/ Networking or a related technology-based industry
• Proficient in the use of Microsoft Office, CRM and other related software
• Ability to deliver presentations to clients key decision makers, an aggressive strategist with proven ability to close deals via strong and


Persuasive closing skills

• Outstanding interpersonal skills;
• Strong initiative skills, working both independently and as part of a team;
• Excellent skills in teamwork, leadership and communication
• Professional self-starter, high level of motivation, customer empathy and ethics
• Strong analytical and reasoning abilities
• Ability to collect and analyze data, draws conclusions, and make actionable recommendations.
• Candidate must be result-oriented
• Successful previous experience as a sales representative or sales manager, consistently meeting or exceeding targets
• Committed to continuous education through workshops, seminars and conferences
• Demonstrated ability to communicate, present and influence credibly and effectively at all levels of the organization
• Proven ability to drive the sales process from plan to close
• Strong business sense and industry expertise
• Excellent mentoring, coaching and people management skills


Please note that, only those with experience in the sale of IT product would be consider.

location is LAGOS only

Email your cv to: careers@telvida.com

with title as Sales manager


for more information please visit www.telvida.com
applied
Family › Re: Clearance Sales!!! by captainking(m): 9:47pm On Feb 24, 2018
mcdonchange:
Don't worry, perhaps you have to know the value of a product before you start pricing. I don't need to show the purchase receipt because those furniture's are imported.
I apologized before commenting..I don't mean the furniture..I mean..the electronics..and the TV stand and deck..I know the price of all that..
Family › Re: Clearance Sales!!! by captainking(m): 9:41pm On Feb 24, 2018
Your prices are highly laughable..sorry about my comment..but those prices are outrageous..
Autos › Re: Cripsy Clean Honda Crv..must Go Before Thursday..600k. by captainking(op): 5:54pm On Feb 20, 2018
overdrive:
Pictures please
can't post pics bro..network is so so bad bro..WhatsApp me...
Autos › Cripsy Clean Honda Crv..must Go Before Thursday..600k. by captainking(op): 5:05pm On Feb 20, 2018
This Honda crv is personally used by my good friend..selling it cos he barely drives it...already has Lexus 470..so..its going cheap at 600k..everything is intact ..just like brand new...call 08061227710 or whatsapp...08140077394..you will not regret buying this ride..
Car Talk › Re: Car Talk Chat Room by captainking(m): 12:24pm On Feb 19, 2018
burticious:
Where to do all these three
you can do them in any court and police station nearby...I do mine at igando court and police station..I also do for my clients when they want to mortgage their car where I work..
Car Talk › Re: Fraud At Lkeja Licensing Office by captainking(m): 1:51pm On Feb 17, 2018
kuss:
I went to do drovers licence at ikeja license office at old secretariat on Thursday
After paying the official 6k online the people at the license office insisted i pay additional two thousand five hundred before my form could be signed
The funniest thing is that the 2k5 was not receipted
Even the people at vio office collected 1500 to for the test that is suppose to be free
The only people that are clean in that secretariat are the road safty
They do capturing for you without collecting a dame from u
Thank God i was able to do capturing and collected temporal drivers licence same day
you mean I can do my drivers license with just 9500 as stated in your post??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Beware!!! Do Not Attend Interview At This Address by captainking(m): 10:29pm On Feb 15, 2018
mcdreeezy:
I got same text today from one PGMC company like that. I called the number attached, a lady picked and told me to try and make it there by 8am tomorrow. That they're into health, business consultation. But she didn't say what position they were looking for.


For a second, I thought it was genuine.
pls don't bother going..
Science/Technology › Re: 2.8m Black Mamba Caught After Beach 'outing' by captainking(m): 10:52pm On Feb 10, 2018
tyup:
2 million black mambas found just on a beach. omg I pity those who would use the beach in the nearest future embarassed
not 2 million bro.. 2.8 metres..
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale › Re: PS4 Console For Sale #selling Cheap. Ogba,ikeja. by captainking(m): 6:25am On Feb 10, 2018
otunba88:
Phone number edited, sorry guys. 08039117027
I just sent you a text... Would call later today.
Car Talk › Re: QUIZ!!! For The Week by captainking(m): 7:16pm On Feb 06, 2018
mayor2013:
Wrong sir angry 4 injectors
i tried nah.. Am not a guru sir
Car Talk › Re: QUIZ!!! For The Week by captainking(m): 7:01pm On Feb 06, 2018
mayor2013:
The fuel injectors (4pcs) for a Honda Accord 2008(i4). 2.4L engine capacity was tested using a fuel injector machine with ultrasonic bath at my workshop. Can any person spot out what is going on in the picture during the test. As usual a price is to be won. Let's begin grin.
am not a car guru.. But I think injector 3 is having issues cos the light ain't on like the others.. Boss MI.. When am I coming for my prize??
Car Talk › Re: Car Battery Voltage / Alternator Monitor ((2K ONLY) by captainking(m): 5:53pm On Feb 05, 2018
gmajor10:
Ode, why bring it up.... Like I said you've an ulterior motive. I'm done, reply all you want.
So shallow...
Car Talk › Re: Car Battery Voltage / Alternator Monitor ((2K ONLY) by captainking(m): 10:37pm On Feb 04, 2018
gmajor10:
Oga move jare, the person in question said nothing demeaning because he understood the comment based on the situation at that time. You come now, to dig up an issue of September 2017, I'm guessing you're beefing OP and you're hoping I will blast OP to further your naughty and sinister agenda. I have no issue with OP, we cleared it long ago. I'm done with this nonsense
You are so shallow.. Go through my post and check if I do online banters.. I don't.. How can I beef someone I patronize.. Don't mention me again... And take primitive thoughts somewhere else
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Received This Message. Are They For Real by captainking(m): 8:31pm On Feb 04, 2018
francesjoe:
Fortune Careers Ltd schedules an interview for you by 9am on Mon,05/02/18 @192 Ikorodu Road,beside GTBank,Palmgrove b/stop Lagos. http:///n89p.080-8815-9345
dont boder going.. Even scammers have websites.. It's gnld..
Car Talk › Re: Car Battery Voltage / Alternator Monitor ((2K ONLY) by captainking(m): 7:08pm On Feb 04, 2018
gmajor10:
What da Bleep is your problem? The person addressed to didn't respond to it, and the message was September 2017.....
Ogbeni respect yourself
You should have respected yourself by not calling someone whom you have no business dealings with and who did not defraud you in anyway as a scam.. You called him a fraud.. And I clear the air that he is not a fraud... Now is that a problem to you??
Car Talk › Re: Car Battery Voltage / Alternator Monitor ((2K ONLY) by captainking(m): 11:39am On Feb 04, 2018
gmajor10:
Another fraud product from you, you're done with marketing viecar obd2 scanner. .... Okay, continue
pls don't call someone fraud if they haven defrauded you.. I have personally visited his office numerously and bought car gadgets from him... Where is the fraud in that.? Besides.. His office shares a building with one popular recruitment firm.. I forgot the name though..
Car Talk › Re: Important Questions I Need Answers To Before Buying A CAR by captainking(m): 11:31am On Feb 04, 2018
samisj4real:
Meaning the car might worth more than the price being displayed?
my brother.. Don't be a learner.. You can't get a 1999 Camry for even 600k..the only cars to You can get for 250k are Nissan micra..very old one... Golf one and two.. Old ones... And cars below 1994 models..car that can't be scanned with an obd2 scan tool... I may be wrong though
Car Talk › Re: Don't Top-up Your Radiator With Water. Use Engine Coolant by captainking(m): 11:07am On Feb 04, 2018
peacettw:
I filled my radiotor with water just now. cry
same here. Been using water for over 2 years
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by captainking(m): 10:23pm On Feb 03, 2018
rawe45:
Please who can help with the address to the shop of this fraud luvinhubby.
fraud??..first case of 2018..kindly provide details bro..

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