Travel › Re: Any Cheap African Country Someone Can Settle And Start Live Over With 5m by CaptainRogers(m): 9:51pm On Aug 12, 2025 |
Burundi . .
. . . . .gggg) gggggggjjkjjjssssaaaaayyyykkk .
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Nairaland General › Things That Define Africans by CaptainRogers(op): 5:14pm On Jul 14, 2025 |
Things that define Africans
1. Urinating behind the latrine🚽💦 2. Wife sleeping next to the wall🛌 3. Keeping brooms behind the door 4. When you get rich, people say you have a Skeleton in your cupboard 5. When you get old, you're a witch😒💔 6. When you take a bath , they will ask if you are going somewhere.🤨 7. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.😏🤔 8. Counting pieces of meat.🍖🍛 9. No natural d£ath in Africa.... your enemy is always the cause.🥺😭 10. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM.😅😜 11. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.😟🥵 12. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are always reserved for the husband (eg. Gizzard)🥶🤬 13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud.🤥😇 14. Buying new clothes when it is Christmas.🤧🥳 15. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger, to test it if it is working, (even when the person passing it on was using the same mic.) 16. Sweeping the whole compound when expecting visitors. 17. Looking left and right when crossing a one way street. 18: Keeping an empty plastic water bottle after drinking, for future use. 19: Reserving a special chair for the Husband 20: Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.
*I am a proudly African |
Education › Re: JAMB officially announces top scorers for 2024 UTME by CaptainRogers(m): 6:23am On Jul 19, 2024 |
LegendHero: This year Jamb have three top scorers that share same mark.
Olowu David and Alayande David with 367.
Coincidentally two of them bear David. Coincidentally, I also bear David and from Oyo State. |
Politics › Re: Notorious Bandit Leader Who Got N130 Million As Ransom Killed In Katsina by CaptainRogers(m): 9:09am On Mar 18, 2024 |
You kidnap Somebody to collect 130Million
What an High level of Wickedness |
Family › Re: Would You Rather Raise Twin Boys Or Twin Girls? by CaptainRogers(m): 1:44pm On Mar 07, 2024*. Modified: 2:03pm On Mar 07, 2024 |
Twin Girls If I have the opportunity to train my Children in a developed Country But here in Nigeria, Because of Unhealthy competition, like dating one Boyfriend or getting married to one husband, I'll go for Twin Boys
If I had the opportunity to choose, I'll take one Boy, one Girl |
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With ₦500k? by CaptainRogers(m): 5:41pm On Mar 05, 2024 |
Barbing Saloon |
Phones › Re: Elon Musk 'mocks' Facebook, Instagram by CaptainRogers(m): 5:37pm On Mar 05, 2024 |
Everyone's Business is bound to experience a difficulty at one time or another Even you mocking someone today will soon meet your own water loo |
Sports › Re: TEN Most Injury-prone Players In Football History: Robben, Reus, R9, Wilsher. by CaptainRogers(m): 9:04am On Feb 20, 2024 |
What about Nwanko kanu |
Politics › Re: LASG To Remove Residential Buildings Converted To Worship Centres & Clubs by CaptainRogers(m): 3:08am On Jan 31, 2024 |
Eko ti baaje already |
Jokes Etc › Re: Can You Solve The Unknown by CaptainRogers(op): 1:40am On Jan 29, 2024 |
mrrandomguy: What is the answer? The answer is 27kg Let C=Cat, R=Rat, and D=Dog. C+R=10kg..... (1) D+R=20kg..... (2) D+C=24kg..... (3) From 1, R=10-C. Them substitute in (2) D+10-C=20 D-C=10..... (4) From (3), make D subject of the formula. D=24-C. Substitute in (4) 24-C-C=10 -2C=-14 C=7 Substitute C=7 in (1) 7+R=10 R=3 Substitute R=3 in (2) D+3=20 D=17 Therefore, Cat is 7kg, rat is 3kg and the dog is 17kg. The total weight of the three is 27kg. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC Member Celebrates Mum Who Sponsored Him To University Working As A Farmer by CaptainRogers(m): 12:49am On Jan 29, 2024 |
Depriest2020: There's no other love like a mothers love 💕 for her child. Culled from Celine Dion, Goodbye's the saddest word. |
Romance › Re: What Is Your Experience With Ladies Who Were Raised Up By Single Mother? by CaptainRogers(m): 5:15am On Dec 26, 2023 |
CandidAdmin: There's this content creator on facebook called twinz love or something
They aren't toxic and they were raised by single mothers.
Funny enough, most of you guys haven't met them. . |
Food › Re: What Is This Dish Called? (picture) by CaptainRogers(m): 5:01am On Dec 16, 2023 |
EmperorCaesar: Egbo but its called Maize Gruel not Corn meal Maize Corn 🌽 Tinubu Agbado are all in the same family |
Food › Re: What Is This Dish Called? (picture) by CaptainRogers(m): 5:00am On Dec 16, 2023 |
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Politics › Re: Here Are The 10 Ministries Planning To Spend 86% Of Nigeria’s Budget In 2024 by CaptainRogers(m): 10:06pm On Dec 08, 2023*. Modified: 5:38am On Dec 09, 2023 |
LeoDeKing: Ministry of Finance Ministry of Budget and Economic Planning
Both ministries to gulp almost 14 trillion.
There must be a mix up here, otherwise, I don't understand what these ministries will do with 14 trillion in one year.
Overhead cost in ministry of finance, 8.49 trillion, what exactly is that supposed to mean? ... |
Crime › Re: Kwara Monarch, Two Others Bag Life Imprisonment For Kidnapping by CaptainRogers(m): 10:38pm On Dec 01, 2023 |
This is Serious |
Romance › Re: Guys, What's The Types Of Vaginas by CaptainRogers(m): 5:56pm On Nov 18, 2023 |
Since the beginning of time, men has always craved to go back into the tunnel that pushed them out after nine months ... But rather than using their heads they use their dicks !!! |
NYSC › Re: 8 NYSC Members Kidnapped In Zamfara, Yet No Public Outrage - Bukarti by CaptainRogers(m): 1:44pm On Oct 07, 2023 |
Antoeni: Mmesoma attended secondary school, sat for JAMB and came up with great results, but decided to engage third party vendors to create print results for her and she was sanctioned.
Tinubu, the illegitimate INEC president graduated from CSU with first class, also approached third party vendors to create a certificate for him and the same people are saying it is okay. |
Music/Radio › Re: Davido Has Performed In More Countries Than Any African Artiste by CaptainRogers(m): 1:10pm On Oct 07, 2023*. Modified: 3:11pm On Oct 07, 2023 |
Omo Baba Olowo  |
Crime › Re: Woman Kills Her Stepson In Ikorodu, Lagos (graphic Video) by CaptainRogers(m): 7:58pm On Sep 27, 2023*. Modified: 2:11pm On Sep 29, 2023 |
The hearty of man is desperately wicked, who can know it
It's very hard to see an half parent who will love them like her own children |
Phones › Re: Apple Launches iPhone 15 Pro And iPhone 15 Pro Max (Features & Prices) by CaptainRogers(m): 10:07pm On Sep 12, 2023 |
WOW |
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After His Visit To India And UAE by CaptainRogers(m): 9:38pm On Sep 12, 2023 |
O kaaboo |
Foreign Affairs › Re: US To Give Ukraine $1bn In Aid As Russian Strike Kills At Least 17 by CaptainRogers(m): 5:43pm On Sep 07, 2023 |
Nice one |
Politics › Re: Court Stikes Out PDP’s Chinedum Orji's Petition Against LP's Obi Aguocha by CaptainRogers(m): 5:32pm On Sep 07, 2023 |
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Politics › Re: Court Stikes Out PDP’s Chinedum Orji's Petition Against LP's Obi Aguocha by CaptainRogers(m): 5:31pm On Sep 07, 2023 |
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Romance › Re: I Love You! How Many People Have You Said It To? by CaptainRogers(m): 5:08pm On Sep 07, 2023*. Modified: 8:01pm On Sep 07, 2023 |
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Romance › Re: I Love You! How Many People Have You Said It To? by CaptainRogers(m): 5:07pm On Sep 07, 2023*. Modified: 8:07pm On Sep 07, 2023 |
On a friendship level, I cant count just to obey the Word of GOD ''...Love your neighbour as yourself'' but when it comes to Relationship level, I will rather say ''I'm in love with you'' to prove my love to you |
Politics › Re: Yul Edochie, Zark Orji, Benedict Johnson In Court To Support Tinubu by CaptainRogers(m): 4:31pm On Sep 06, 2023 |
Nice one |
Politics › Re: Passport Backlogs To Be Cleared In Two Weeks, Says Minister by CaptainRogers(m): 11:04pm On Sep 05, 2023 |
ojun50: Some people go still believe this man, na him dey capture and process the passport. Them first talk one Month and two weeks for collection , that never possible na two weeks.
Make una dey hope . |
Sports › Re: Van Dijk About Van Gaal's Statements On Messi: 'don't Agree With His Opinion’! by CaptainRogers(m): 2:15pm On Sep 05, 2023 |
ojehmario1969: Sour grapes. The man also said pregame that Netherlands will beat Argentina if it goes to penalties. Dear Van Gaal, your team was really bad (I mean es) for 85 of 90+ min of normal time. That continued for extra time too. Was penalties rigged too? So Van Djik and Berghius told Dibu where they will shoot? Messi was right- Van Gaal should have kept his mouth shut. Also Que Mira Bobo  |
Nairaland General › At What Point Can We Claim To Be Wealthy by CaptainRogers(op): 11:34pm On Sep 04, 2023*. Modified: 10:02am On Sep 05, 2023 |
I understand all hands are not equal and I know that there is a particular stage in our lives when we can claim to be wealthy.
What amount of money must we have or assets in our possession, for us to agree that we are comfortable? |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Sao Tome And Principe AFCON Qualifier (6 - 0) On 10th September2023 by CaptainRogers(m): 11:53am On Sep 04, 2023 |
GanagiBitrus: People wey we beat 10-0 in their backyard. This one fit reach 20-0.   |