₦airaland Forum

Wainey:
Weldon, check the corn well and make sure u always clear weed cos bats Sabi fvck under corn trees.
One bat just recently fvck my entire CONTREE up

Rebuke:
The thing even dey throw legs sef. If that thing hit me like that, I go pick correct wood to reset the thing brain. It's called self defense abeg.

thesicilian:
They're still not there yet. Ideal age should be 18yrs, not 16.

chuose:
Under APC tragedy is the norm

May God judge Adeboye & RCCG for making us ignore God's warnings by Bosun Emmanuel.
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The fake god of men Adeboye told us to ignore the warnings by God.
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I say it shall not be well with Adeboye, RCCG or exVP Osunbade

OMBIIGA:
Op it's overhead water storage tank.

workchopNG:
Man City would've been a better club for him.

Yugoslavia247:
You made a covenant sealed with blood of her virginity and expect to be free.

Worst still you broke the covenant and feel fly.

You all think promise of marriage for virginity na joke.

Time will tell.

Blood is blood. If you do am without condom. That one self supposed worse for you.

If you were wise u would push her to break up and not you.

You will tell her you traveled or just make sure no be you break up.

Covenant na covenant and na you use your mouth swear

SoNature:
That's why it would have made sense if this proceeding was broadcast live so the dailies don't tell us a bunch of lies.

LeoDeKing:
Sanwo-Olu should be very careful in the next appointment so he doesn't end up bringing nitwits into his cabinet again.

henryadex:
Great

Jennyclay:
Whether husband or boyfriend, Biko you men should take good care of your wife and girlfriend. It’s your duty to provide for your wife and girlfriend. Don’t be stingy!! Don’t run away from your responsibilities!!

Even the Bible says any man that can’t take good of his wife/girlfriend is more worse than an infidel.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

I have no pity for Nigerians

If you like call me evil

I think Nigerians are disgrace after what we went through during Buhari's tenure still we repeated the mistake again by allowing tinubu come in

CondenseMilk:


Oya find x in the equation

$200=∆§π√4(©⁸)*{√π}*[©]+(x°¢|8%^).

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Ain't no niggar of food

Just give me smoke and alcohol due to the nature of my work

The life of a keyboard warrior ain't easy



I was in a secluded apartment in the snowy and Rocky region of st Petersburg Russia on a work assignment Dressed in a black hoodie with a steaming cup of coffee ☕️ every morning
But something came up and I have to return back to Benin city
Travelling down cost about 10k dolls to reunite with my family

If you know who help me out with the money then you must be a real niggar

caandi:
i doubt you’re a woman to be saying such

Xlogistics:
Part 9. AND FINAL. (Make everybody rest)




I Will summarize all the events that happened in this last part, because a lot of readers have been on my neck.

: When the man walked into the room, I threw a glass cup towards the TV stand to send him to the wrong direction. I and my uncle were standing beside the Closet in the dark.

When we succeeded in sending him the wrong way, I used the pressing iron that was in the room to give him a heavy bang at the back of his head(self defense ladies and gentlemen).

When he fell on the floor we quickly emptied his pocket and disarm him, we gave him a proper beating sha. It was time to leave the hotel.

I told my uncle that we can’t both walk out of the hotel at the same time, one of us needs to go out first, while the other follow.

We left all our belongings and my uncle went out first, we had planned on a meeting point if we succeed. While my uncle was leaving the hotel gate, we heard shots, my uncle ran back into the hotel with a speed of 3,000k/hr lol. Funny enough it wasn’t gun shots both but from a car tyre driving nearby.

That made me laugh real bad, it was a very funny scene which helped to relax the nerves. My uncle went out and after 10 minutes it was my turn to leave the hotel, I walked very fast to the meeting point, praying I meet my uncle there.

Luckily enough I met him there.

//BASED ON POPULAR SUGGESTIONS, HERE IS THE SUMMARY OF THE EVENTS THAT UNFOLDED AFTERWARDS.//


When we arrive in court on the day of the hearing, my lawyer presented all the facts and evidence to the jury. A later day was scheduled for hearing. Finally we won the case and all the charges dropped. But the surprising part of it is the role my girlfriend played in setting me up.

Anyway the case I filled against EFCC/SARS took a year and the half to conclude. I also won that case too. I was compensated with a large sum of money, I gave all of the money to my uncle because he lost a lot during the process.

What did I learn from my experience ?

1. Your SIM card and phone should both have different passwords(not phone pattern)

2. Don’t trust your girlfriend, don’t loose guard.

3. Always scan your phone with anti $pying softwares once in 2 months, at least.

4. Always fight law enforcement agencies, not physical fight, but with law.

5. Be intelligent and think fast.

6. Learn basic tech prompts, it might save you.

7. The police is not your friend.

8. Keep your life extremely private. You don’t have to be friends with everyone.

9. Having CCTV cameras is no brainer

10. Own a licensed metal if you can

11. Na only God they save Nigerians.