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Romance › Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by CaptPlanet(m): 1:46pm On Mar 15, 2015
hermesprogidy:
for number 2. guys stay silent and emotion less just in case they say the wrong name. imagine moaning "oh. Gift you are so sweet babyee " and your babe name is bukky? how you wan explain am? so it's better to keep quiet.

Romance › Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by CaptPlanet(m): 1:36pm On Mar 15, 2015
omonnakoda:
You are talking about your own career ,I only wrote about what happens in my clinic
Lol...ok boss.
You should try em sometime, don't forget.
Romance › Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by CaptPlanet(m): 1:34pm On Mar 15, 2015
EggovinMma:
I don't think so.Depends on the mood , the extent to which you appreciate the person and the art of lovemaking/Bleep itself.It doesnt take a guy with a good wealth of experience to get a woman to come quick. When the attractions is strong coupled with good mood, kabooooom! !!
That kaboom sounds like u squirt... wink grin

I like
Romance › Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by CaptPlanet(m): 1:32pm On Mar 15, 2015
lolaxavier:
Who be dishuh
Capt CaveMan....lol
Romance › Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by CaptPlanet(m): 1:32pm On Mar 15, 2015
lolaxavier:
Who be dishuh
Abeg ask am o!
Romance › Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by CaptPlanet(m): 1:30pm On Mar 15, 2015
Iyalasisi:
1. Insufficient pre-intimacy :Check

2. Being Silent and Emotionless: check! Check!!

3. Assuming She’s Satisfied: Check

4. Not Lasting Long Enough: Check. Check! angry

5. Body odour: CHECK!!! angry angry angry

6. Bad breath: Eww! CHECK angry

7. Forcing her head with your hand during Bj sessions: undecided Annoying

8. Forcefully pulling on her nipples: angry

9. Cleaning your semen with the sheets: onidoti oshi angry

10. Dropping the condom on the floor

11. Going straight to her vagina immediately: Check

@OP... ur head too correct jawe kiss
Abeg I no gree.
Kai, how can a sweet girl like you not be made to feel special.

Those guys no try o
Romance › Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by CaptPlanet(m): 1:24pm On Mar 15, 2015
almostFamous:
lol..tell me something I don't know
If you've been seeing all these stuff, my dear you deserve to be treated right....not all guys are like that.
Romance › Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by CaptPlanet(m): 1:17pm On Mar 15, 2015
omonnakoda:
Very presumptuous mistake. Where does this idea come from that the man is there to please or satisfy you. We are talking about Nigerian relationships here.Please!!
This is where the man pays and pays and pays. He is NOT there to please you do not get it twisted. If you want to be pleased you TOO have to enter the market and PAY for that. Find a stud and do the "NEEDFUL".

From a purely sexual point of view Nigerian women are the worst I have come across in my career cool
Honestly bro, I doubt your second paragraph. Some of them can be lazy but believe me, All those ones that feel like bad girls don't know sh*t...its the innocent looking ones that are freaks...wild ones.
Romance › Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by CaptPlanet(m): 1:12pm On Mar 15, 2015
Op...I think this is your opinion..

I know someone who enjoys no 7 and being choked. She likes the tip biting too...
Funny thing, you'll never guess she's like that...Its scary sometimes
Romance › Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by CaptPlanet(m): 1:04pm On Mar 15, 2015
almostFamous:
Naija man = all of the above! Sorry to say
Oh no darling, you've been hanging with the wrong guys, believe me...
You deserve better
Romance › Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Confessed To You That She Was A Lesbian? by CaptPlanet(m): 12:57pm On Mar 15, 2015
Are you kidding? She'll have to prove to me that she's a Lesbian before we can decide on the next step to take and by proving it I mean, I participating in a 3smone so I can cross that off my bucketlist grin
Romance › Re: What Did You Call It? Runs Girl by CaptPlanet(m): 12:45pm On Mar 15, 2015
Join Apc grin
Celebrities › Re: Ukwu! Meet The Ghanaian Girl Who Claims She Has The World's Biggest Hips (photos by CaptPlanet(m): 12:18pm On Mar 15, 2015
The ukwu dey!

But this one too big abeg...stretch marks fit dey there... tongue
Family › Re: Husband Coming To Living Room With Only Boxer When There Are Visitors by CaptPlanet(m): 12:00pm On Mar 15, 2015
icebebe:
yes e pain me,his kini suld b sacred,fr ma eyes only,y d advert?
Believe me hun, I'm sure he got the message..lol

I like it when a chic feisty esp when protecting her turf.
Family › Re: Husband Coming To Living Room With Only Boxer When There Are Visitors by CaptPlanet(m): 7:22am On Mar 15, 2015
icebebe:
Wrong!mannerless,shameful, Jus lik a woman coming out in her undies wen a male visitor is around, unless he/she wnts to seduce d visitor,or showcase deir watevr(kini)
Wow....slow down hun, we get the message.
This one pain u well
Romance › Re: Reasons Why You Should Take Her Swimming Oj The First Date. by CaptPlanet(m): 7:17am On Mar 15, 2015
We were busy trying to devise a means of us dealing with make up then they came up with boobs nd butt pads...

What have we done to deserve this? Why? cry embarassed
Politics › Re: See How Nigerians Reacted To APC Leaders Who Were Applying For GEJ's YOUWIN by CaptPlanet(m): 2:42pm On Mar 14, 2015
AODT:
I can't believe all our youth go after now is luck! luck!! and luck!!! no more room for hard work. Programs like youwin, sure p just keep killing the Nigerian youth by the day. Just work out the probability of six thousand people winning 2m to 5m out of the Nigerian youths vying for this PDP deceits. Change is the only reasonable thing we need.
In everything you do, regardless of who you are and what you do, you need a stroke of luck to make a headway/breakthrough. Hardwork doesn't always cut it if not the average wheelbarrow pusher should be a king where dangote is

That said not "every youth" in Nigeria sits back and hope on youwin and the likes. Some peole actually have businesses and crafts that they do to earn a living.
Which initiative have Buhari, Tinubu or the APC initiated for Nigeria since they became politicians in Nigeria?
Politics › Re: See How Nigerians Reacted To APC Leaders Who Were Applying For GEJ's YOUWIN by CaptPlanet(m): 2:35pm On Mar 14, 2015
Paulpaulpaul:
Why are we becoming more stupi.d with every passing day? Are APC loyalist not Nigerians?
Do not attempt to twist this

That is not the bone of contention, they claim the programme and the person who initiated it is clueless. Why apply for it? Is this not a clear case of double standards?
Politics › Re: Fashola Mocked On Twitter For Blaming GEJ Over Lekki Robbery With #fasholajoker by CaptPlanet(m): 1:13pm On Mar 14, 2015
Edywalex:
I CAN REALLY BLAME GEJ 4 UR STUPIDITY.4UCK YOU.
Lol! I still blame GEJ for your violent nature #FASHOLAJOKER
Politics › Re: PDP Offers N200B For Tinubu To Accept Interim VP Slot. - Obinna by CaptPlanet(m): 11:26am On Mar 14, 2015
Apc always baking lies.
Politics › Re: Fashola Mocked On Twitter For Blaming GEJ Over Lekki Robbery With #fasholajoker by CaptPlanet(m): 11:23am On Mar 14, 2015
Edywalex:
Fashola is right.As a security xpert,d armed policemen who ar suposed to be at all strategic places where diverted by d state comisioner of police to be with d president.D armed rober have noticed d lapses and made use of d oportunity to mobolize their gang.D people blaming fashola ar d fools if i can say.Acording to report that it is almost 7yrs such kind of incident had occur.
Just read this lame post. I blame GEJ for it. #FasholaJoker
Family › Re: If This Was Your Husband What Would You Do? by CaptPlanet(m): 11:10am On Mar 14, 2015
I have to say this: the fact that she brought him over to the states doesn't mean she'll have to disrespect her husband. I mean, so bloody what she brought him over? She loved him and wanted to be with him and it's not like the dude left the lady or his responsibilities as a father to his kids.

That said, my thoughts are; the lady should find out why her husband dislikes her nom so much, it cannot just be for the reasons you posted, there has to be more to it....and please don't say the reason is nothing or he's just acting like that cos she brought him over, that's a lame ass excuse (he didn't dump her and apparently he's not cheating).

Meanwhile, she should go back to her family, her mom has hers. A good mother inlaw will send the girl back to her husband for them to settle whatever it is.

What of the girls dad? What's his take in all this?
Romance › Re: Man Breaks Up With Girlfriend Of 11 Years 24 Hours To His Wedding To Another by CaptPlanet(m): 11:10pm On Mar 13, 2015
Whatever the guys side of the story is, he's not being fair.
How can he dump his girl a day before he gets married to another girl? It means he always had the other girl somewhere while he used this poor lady as support. 11 years is not beans

This is so not cool
Education › Re: She Is 23 And Graduated With A Thirdclass Grade With Suicidal Attempts by CaptPlanet(m): 3:32pm On Mar 13, 2015
If she commits suicide her 3rd class won't change to a masters degree.
She can go for a pgd or a certification. She can as well go any enteprenual studies. She can learn bead making or fashion designing (every chic loves fashion)....there are loads of stuff to do than suicide.
Politics › Re: Reps To Strip President Of Power Over Oil Licences by CaptPlanet(m): 3:00pm On Mar 13, 2015
Lol...see them, because their licences are expiring this year and the know the President will revoke all of them. they're trying hard to secure their investments.

Criminals
Family › Re: CCTV Exposed His Daughter's Sexual Escapade. by CaptPlanet(m): 7:43pm On Mar 12, 2015
dhardline:
If you are so immoral and highly perversed please dont think everyone is like you and please turn a new leaf.thanks
Immoral and perverse? Says someone who called someone a "public toilet".

Spare me the sermon please.
Family › Re: CCTV Exposed His Daughter's Sexual Escapade. by CaptPlanet(m): 1:30pm On Mar 12, 2015
greatgod2012:
hypocritehuh
silly bastardhuh
na wa oh!
upon what now?
Just because I asked you to show love and empathy?
Me I no dey abuse nor curse o.
Online or offline.
It's really uncalled for.
Anyway, I love you with the love of God and will never wish you encounter such with any of your family members.
Though, it's her life but not something to be proud or happy with, hence, the empathy.
You no dey curse or abuse but u had to call him a silly bastard to pass your message.
B/w his first post abt the girl and this post of urs which one's worse?

And u call someone a hypocrite...smh
Family › Re: CCTV Exposed His Daughter's Sexual Escapade. by CaptPlanet(m): 1:27pm On Mar 12, 2015
dhardline:
And after na person go marry that public toilet put for house dey call am honey,sweetie.how that one no go cheat with other men.
Guys make una dey check una babes phone o cause if not na this kin tin person go mistakenly put for house.God forbid sha.
We nigerians like to judge ehn...kai. see how uve already called her a public toilet. Swear now that uve not slept with more than 5 girls make ogun finish u.
Romance › Re: Ladies & Their Craze For Butt Pads... by CaptPlanet(m): 11:37am On Mar 12, 2015
We've had to deal with make-ups now butt pads? Damm! I wonder what goes through their minds when they get to take it off when they've landed the guy
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Telling An Interviewer How Much You Were Being Paid In Your Last Job by CaptPlanet(m): 11:29am On Mar 12, 2015
Usually what I advise people is this; before you go for an interview, make sure you have done your research on the company: history, aim and objectives, their achievements etc.

That way you can make/create a mental picture of what they are looking for in the position you applied for. Next is for you to be that person, live it, breathe it...be that character if you have to before going for the interview.

The most important part is your composure on the interview day. You have got to be very very CONFIDENT. Market yourself to them, make them believe that you're the one they've been missing. No firm esp banks will want to hire a wimp or someone whose not outspoken. I'm not saying you should be arrogant or cocky. Also ask questions: eg; If the interviewer asks you if you have any question, you're answer should be yes.
Q: Is there anything about my application/CV that you don't understand?
Puts them on the back foot or it turns the interview into a discussion (activates a friendly atmosphere)

Then salary: Give them high figures not exorbitant ones o. Like if they pay #100k for instance, tell them #90-#120. For a rookie, they'll assume this kid knows his/her worth.

You have to know how to pull this off in order not to come off as arrogant or cocky. Just be smooth but firm.

Relax and Smile
Politics › Re: Suspected Boko Haram Member Feigns Madness, Narrowly Escapes Arrest In Yobe by CaptPlanet(m): 11:05am On Mar 12, 2015
hazyfm1:
Their days are numbered
Their numbered days are still numbered.
Politics › Re: Exclusive Pictures Of Weapons Captured By Local Hunters In Adamawa State. by CaptPlanet(m): 7:37pm On Mar 11, 2015
NafeesaAA:
Can't figure out what this isIs
That's an anti aircraft weapon. It's a heavy duty artillery.

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