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Abu Mikey:


You think say I dey joke


I kukuma tanda for here dey wait!

That's the spirit!!!

Abu Mikey:

Abeg,make You and Badoosky tell me tha KOKo

Ehn ehn...oya wait. I dey come

Truckpusher: because the name translate to money abi?

ghkkoutrsdghkncxaweruipkgdaqwtui!

uj_sizzle: OMG, you can't be my friend and be this clueless

Are you in mars? What's wrong with you

No it hasn't happened yet. Wait till 12, or just go to FP and read all about it there.....and don't look directly at the sun when it starts or i'll break your neck.

Did you just compare me with GEJ?

You won't believe nobody in this house has heard about the eclipse. I just mentioned it to them. I blame Minister of Information, no adequate publicity! I am angry!

Beep me when it starts biko so i can beep my folks

What the...!

This guy ehn...hmmmm. No 'murder' me o

Idowuogbo: No

Lol...i grab jare. You know men can't see beyond their nose

uj_sizzle: Does she have the whole of nl on bbm



On to better discussions. How far the eclipse viewing Caracta?

Eclipse? Where? I'm out of Lag. E don happen?

Idowuogbo: Haaaaaaa! Character!!!! Enu e

*sniffs*

I'll miss her

Truckpusher, you dey fear to spell my name okwaya?

speedyboi: Good riddance! . Who cares??

I do

She fits perfectly into my mental picture of her. I will miss her thousands of pictures everywhere (Nairaland, facebook, diary, twitter). I will miss her hackers and impersonators. I will miss her romance with Ikechukwu. I will miss her family pictures...her sis, her mum, her friends, her neighbours. I remember Ikechukwu's leather bag when he was travelling. Even their style in bed.

Oh dear, i have her family album and history in my head! That's what happens when kids are intoxicated with the power of internet.

Nadia, i know you'll read this as a guest or your friends can copy and paste it for you. You need to grow up! Love ya ♥

Late again!!!

My sister-in-nun, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♥♥♥

You are such a sweetheart. Enjoy and EAT!

Out of curiosity, i checked it out. It's really cool i must say. And i think it's a big dream...connects to all sexual circles you can think of.

But one thing that is holding me back is the name KONJY. I would have preferred something better and less raw. The name alone preaches sex (on all counts) and i'm sure it's not possible to keep tabs on the ages of the users. On the internet, anybody can be 18+ even an 11-year-old.

All things being equal, this is a good app. Great work-in-progress.

I'll wait till it hits Google Play Store.

Cathaliya: lol,abi o
that babe just dey attack your post like hungry rabbit

As in ehn...very funny ish.

Hmmm. How do i react to this? The name though

Good job! ♥

lertee: Good
**playing chop my money by psquare** for caracta on behalf of casestudy.

Will he pay my rent?

Truckpusher: As for CARACTA may your one leg bend like GEJ's transformation agenda and may God bless you restlessly with money and embarrass you with children

*rolls eyes*

Truckpusher: This kain work for 12midnite? ...hmmm.....

9 months things ,i no follow but i go follow drink for the dedication sha!

Na you know o. How will i pay my rent if i don't work ehn?

Truckpusher: See enemies ,una no dey sleep?

have you heard about the word 'CHANGE' ?

Leave me alone and lemme work abeg.

freecocoa: Lemme kiss you already, pretty please?

You just dey make plenty sense today as opposed to other days.

Don't be deceived. Someone hacked his account.

idnoble135: Lol, that's why i asked.
Okay lemme help with this, hope it illustrates your point.
Two men are asked about a cup.
One says it is half full, another says it is half empty.
Same cup, but different view.
Is that what you meant?

Yes. More like it. You get sense.

idnoble135: New things like

We are different. We do not think the same way. Life is fun...serious too. There are two sides to a coin

I'm not sure you understand my point sha. Na only me fit explain am.

Truckpusher: Sharrap and go to bed.....and ermm..... remember to put on your adult pampers

Ok

Danhumprey: Oboy,see the number of people viewing and exchanging banters on this thread.



Caracta and Freecocoa,una no dey sleep?? Why una carry matter put for head like this?

You need eye glasses. That's all i can say to you.

idnoble135: Caracta brought me here o.
Learnt wwe is going on here?
Hmmmmm
*spreads mat here while munching pop corn

Go to bed o. I love the thread though...learning some new things

Now i understand the root of this thread. Make una dey here dey fight with keypads.

Damn! I like this babe.

12 inches!:
Sometimes when I go out to bars alone to maybe eat and have a drink and probably eat, then I see "men" dishing out money and ordering this and that for their gfs just to make them happy. To me it's just dumb because most Naija girls are just not worth it. The average Nigerian girls attitude is a dependent one. You will hear some girls say they cook, they sex, they clean. How many Nigerian girls do that. How many of them even know how to cook. It's always one eatery or the other. Lazy things. With all your make up long nails and brazillian hair a man will always recognize a hoe when he sees one and you my friend the Op have a hoe mentality. No point arguing cos the hoe mentality is not easy to change. And that is perhaps why there is no real love in Nigeria. Love to most Nigerian girls means paying their rent and buying them the latest phone. I was once taken for a ride once. The girl kept demanding and I kept doing. Then she asked for rent and then i thot, Why should I be paying ur rent?
And from that day that was how the relationship gradually went downhill. Everybody should better go and work because money is not easy to make. Lazy asses. You'll seldom hear white girls asking for such. No free lunch abeg

Haba bros! We can cook o. Don't even go near that side at all. Na oyinbo girl go cook correct African meal for you abi? Abeg, don't go near that side o

freecocoa: And all of you saying he owes her nothing must be joking because he owes her many things, like care, love etc, just like she owes him too.

Abeg how do you show someone you claim to care about care? Take it or leave it, one way or another, you spend money to keep your relationship alive, even if its just on calls, I honestly see nothing wrong asking a partner to help with rent if he can afford it and you can't at the moment.

I'm not holding brief for them but it's all about presentation. We all know how girls behave...in hostels, common room, everywhere. The only issue i have with the whole thing is the way she presented it. I don't give a festive monkeys about her final decision, i can only advise her to see things from a different angle. Like i mentioned earlier, some people have even done worse things. Four months? Oh...yeah. We all belong to different schools of thought.

mizzocho.cinco:
im glad like you said, you can only advise and you cannot shove it down my throat. Now that you have advised and i did not put your advice into consideration, can you stop shoving it down my throat?

Sure

mizzocho.cinco:
you are still going to continue to claim that you are not here to judge?

Lol...you don't even know the story yet. Wait o...is it what i am thinking?

Anyway, i say again, "You have no RIGHT whatsoever to his money". If he wants to give you, fine. No qualms. Now, that is my judgement! Happy now?

mizzocho.cinco:
so long you are aware that the definition of judging includes "to form an opnion of" and "to declare after consideration". You might also have to consult a dictionary before you make your feeble decuctions

No, i won't go down that road with you. I refuse to. I wonder why you even opened the thread because it seems you have it all figured out. You can only be advised, we can't force our opinions down your throat. Your life, your choice honey.

All the best. By the way, you need to read the story of a certain "bed guy" here on NL. We are proud to have you as the "bed girl". What a perfect love story

victorazy: See foolishness! He don't even understand what she was saying!
@Caracta; abeg leave that loutish person to continue his boorish comments here or do u want to educate him?

Sagamite: person, can you post in English?

Cretinous product of a failed education system.

Are you guys in a relationship or something?

pc guru: Mehn gotta sleep its 12:00 @op do the right thing @idowuogbo i've got an idea let's move in together we will share the rent too what do you say caracta can join too; the more the merrier

All i want is a bed and a corner. Don't worry, i can sell my shoes to pay