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trust me, she's around

^^Don't change the subject. It's about you and t.

i can get trying to save on text (i do it too ), but i can't get writing itz, for it's, buh for but, parentz for parents and other obtuse words.
they contain same no. of letters, so why not just type the correct thing and save me the headache of deciphering

i know patience is a virtue, but there's overdoing a bad (IMHO) habit abeg!

maybe it's an 'old people' thing.

how come young pple never care about how/what they write?

anniebel:
i dnt fink he hz any rite 2 invade on your privacy, buh u no parentz especially dadz wif d hole protecting stuff nd age grade so in orda hand if your nt up 2 18 i dnt really blame your dad, hez jst bin a kuldad really,

anniebel, is it really easier to type like this? It's definitely a tough read for me

Atreides:
i always wipe my history naa. . Besides,house rule is that anyone using the pc/lappy to browse must do so in the parlor where everyone passing can see what you're doing. He doesn't really worry about internet. . (well okay,he worries,but on a normal level).

so i'm safe. great!

Aaah! You are a 'BAAAD' girl
Ekene dili Chukwu indeed.

By the way, hope your dad does not check your posts on n/land. I no wan enter yawa o

Aaahhh, my hand no de o.

if it's cedis, they will spend billions on the wedding proper. Let's begin searching for bullion van well in advance.

^^25 grand? Hope it's in sterling cos t. is not that cheap o.
And G should have oil money now

^^Not btw x and y, btw t and g

Atreides:
bia sonia,where are you going,and where are you coming from?

help me ask her.

Atreides:
Ehn? Wedding? Where? How? When? Biko,tell me some more. .

Atreides, read btw the lines now

tpia1:
no, i'm not.

tpia1, like the way you did this

^^You guys should get on with it already.
[s]
make una no forget to invite me for wedding o[/s]

anyway works for me.

How can your family be drama free when you can act this script for them.

^^i wondered too.

^^i actually think the best way is to be direct and honest with the kid.
if you don't tell them at home, they'd just go out and get info outside.

[quote author=George_D link=topic=577002.msg7467042#msg7467042 date=1294239081]ha, ha, ha! carlosein! remember not everybody living in waffi is a wafarian. in fact there are more waffi people on nl than choose to reveal their locations.[/quote]ok, i believe you.

Atreides:
i tried naa. . Yoruba is not my language. . Im still battling with my own sef. .

don't mind me jare. but make you battle well with your own o.

[quote author=George_D link=topic=577002.msg7466874#msg7466874 date=1294237996]carlosein,
i guess your right. anything goes on nairaland. but too much of everything they say,[/quote]na so naa!!! (speaking in my best waffi accent)

Atreides:
i dont speak latin either-again,who dash monkey banana? . . Ko si ko kan(pardon my yoruba oh. . Even if its not correct,you get the idea)

edo girl can't write speak yoruba

it's ko si nkan kan. lol.

@George,
common man, you can't mean to tell me you're taking much of these to heart?
what you're saying is true, but IMO, those who crave good have to put some in against all odds.

And generally, anything goes on nland, if you get my drift

me speak latin, who dash monkey banana.

but i've picked up a few latin words from here and there, infact i was able to roughly translate your 'phrase'.
i just wanted the real meaning.

gratias.

^^good of you. better safe than sorry.

what does this mean:Nos morituri te salutant!

if it's latin, i don't get it.

Atreides:
Awwww. . Congrats in advance. . I lOVe babies!

Thanks. You come across as one who does too.

tpia1:
i just had a flashback to years ago.


was waiting for the bus, in the cold, late at night.

some guy drives up and offers me a ride. His exact words were " i'm a nice guy i promise  "

i was a skinny runt back then so i'm positive i did not look like a hooker.

na God save me that night oh cos the fellow spent at least 5 minutes asking me to let him give me a ride.


i just went back to where i was coming from make person no see wen.

nkan be.

ROTFLMAO

^^will be in a couple months.

[quote author=George_D link=topic=577002.msg7466332#msg7466332 date=1294233397]your letting your imagination run wild, carlosein! i can't stop laughing!

i wonder how ugly the world would be if everyone had a perception as yours! [/quote]as ugly as all the things you waffi guys do especially to lil gals

Atreides:
I can picture him saying: Yes,my dear,after having gone through your phone ive come to a disturbing conclusion: 70% of your contacts are male! Why? Who is this George from Nl fellow,for example? You dont have any cousins/uncles named George. And where in God's green earth is Nl? Hehehe. .

And he continues: here are sheets of paper, please write me all the answers to the questions.
Note that they are not multiple choice questions, so monosyllabic answers don't cut it

Atreides:
@Carlosein,o n buru oh. . Jus checked out that thread! Castration! Bet you're sharpening your cutlass jus in case. .

not me, your dad has already

[quote author=George_D link=topic=577002.msg7466184#msg7466184 date=1294231611]carlosein,
thanks but your not atreides so let her decide for herself, ok?[/quote]she's obviously smart and wants to spare you what happened to the man in this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-568469.0.html

hope you smell the coffee for your own good