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Atreides:

aww. . Thanks. Also thank daddy for buying me my first Hadley Chase when i was in pry. 4-i absolutely love reading and so writing comes naturally to me. And also thank old people(mom,dad etc) for always complaining about text language. I only write in shorthand when im texting to conserve space and money-otherwise i believe in writing in clear,concise English. It prevents unnecessary confusion. And yeah,ill bear with him-its not like i have any other choice.

wow, he did that? that's just grand

well take care of you.

[color=#990000][/color]same here.cnt evn rcv cals in d presenc of mai parents, it's dt bad

presmild:

[color=#990000][/color]same here.cnt evn rcv cals in d presenc of mai parents, it's dt bad

eish. . Do you mean calls from guys or calls in general?

Carlosein:

@OP, let me begin by saying that i am impressed at the way you write.
for someone your age, all your peers write is 'short hand'. keep it up.

if the way you write is the way you reason, then i really don't think there's anything to worry about.
try and bear with your dad for now and see if you don't thank him later .

I am also very impressed by the way she writes. It's a breath of fresh air compared to all the grown people you see on Nairaland still writing "c, rcv, d. " etc. Maybe it's just me but I think it's irresponsible for grown people to write like that. I can understand 14 year olds, but older people? No wonder the quality of written english in Nigeria is terrible. I remember visiting a job website targeted at Nigerian applicants a few months ago, and I could not believe the terrible writing skills displayed by supposed university graduates. What some of these people don't understand is that you can tremendously improve your writing skills by participating in outfits like Nairaland. Instead of them to take advantage, they will be writing "c, d, m" Ok, make I stop dey rant,

i think you dad is doing the right thing. He doesnt want to abandone you. and i know you wouldnt abanbone your children also when you grow up
remember the saying' spare the rod and spoil a child. that GOD he doesnt use cane on you any more

i think you dad is doing the right thing. He doesnt want to abandone you. and i know you wouldnt abanbone your children also when you grow up
remember the saying' spare the rod and spoil a child. that GOD he doesnt use cane on you any more

atreides,
send me your number. looks like we need to hook up. don't be scared as we'll keep it down low
so your dad doesn't know a thing! 

George_D:

atreides,
send me your number. looks like we need to hook up. don't be scared as we'll keep it down low
so your dad doesn't know a thing! 

secret loff. . I like the way you think. . . . Hehe. . Would my yim addy okay?

atreides,
quit playing! i'm serious! i think we have a few notes to compare btw the two of us.

trust nl guys and fast ones.

@George,im serious naa. . I'll give you my yim addy if you want. . We must first crawl before we walk.

@tpia. . Hehe

atreides,
don't let people like tpia decieve you oooo! i think we can do a lot of things together secretly.

@George,ive told u b4-we will do secret loff. . We go run thinzz naa. . You want or u nor want?

atreides,
your taking my offer for a joke?

you don't know what your missing!

tpia1:

trust nl guys and fast ones.

lol! i'd like to try this out on my daughter's bf.

George_D:

atreides,
your taking my offer for a joke?

you don't know what your missing!

eish. . Okay,okay,now im serious. Here's the addy: houseof_atreides@yahoo.com. . Im online sef.

Carlosein:

lol! i'd like to try this out on my daughter's bf.

tehehehe. . Bet ya would. My dad would much rather cut the guy's hand's off.

Atreides:

tehehehe. . Bet ya would. My dad would much rather cut the guy's hand's off.

rather that than his other appendage.

Carlosein:

rather that than his other appendage.

chai. . Vicious! You people are all the same!

George, she's stil a minor, so you can rather hold her hands, but don't touch. . . .

Atriedes, you know you'r stil a -18 so, if you kiss, don't tell.

Ranoscky:

George, she's stil a minor, so you can rather hold her hands, but don't touch. . . .

Atriedes, you know you'r stil a minor, so, if you kiss, don't tell.

hehe. . Minor? Love knows no age. . Tehehe. . If i do kiss,i promise,my lips are. .

ranoscky,
it's not so fair putting ideas into atreides' head like this. besides only a kid would kiss and tell.
and you can see she's not one anymore.

atreides,
don't be afraid ok? its not what your thinking. i'm a nice guy i promise.

@George,im dead serious here. You know i cant just give anyone my number right off the bat,much less someone i don't know from Adam. That's why i asked you to send me a mail and let things progress naturally. So if you serious mail me,k?

atreides,
here you are.

expecting your mail.

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Atreides:

@George,im dead serious here. You know i cant just give anyone my number right off the bat,much less someone i don't know from Adam. That's why i asked you to send me a mail and let things progress naturally. So if you serious mail me,k?

seeing as her father goes through her phone (remember the topic, thread derailer )

George_D:

atreides,
here you are: pinkboy_ng@yahoo.com

expecting your mail.

wa kpe ni be. (you go tay for there)

Atreides:

hehe. . Minor? Love knows no age. . Tehehe. . If i do kiss,i promise,my lips are. .

Well, it's true sha, love knows no age but, just make sure your lips is   when you   k?

George_D:

ranoscky,
it's not so fair putting ideas into atreides' head like this. besides only a kid would kiss and tell.
and you can see she's not one anymore.

atreides,
don't be afraid ok? its not what your thinking. i'm a nice guy i promise.

Guy easy na, ah-ah?. . . .Na so Atreides dey sweet you reach? . . .Abi you want make we contess for her?

carlosein,
thanks but your not atreides so let her decide for herself, ok?

George_D:

carlosein,
thanks but your not atreides so let her decide for herself, ok?

she's obviously smart and wants to spare you what happened to the man in this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-568469.0.html

hope you smell the coffee for your own good

@Carlosein,o n buru oh. . Jus checked out that thread! Castration! Bet you're sharpening your cutlass jus in case. .

Carlosein:

seeing as her father goes through her phone (remember the topic, thread derailer )

I can picture him saying: Yes,my dear,after having gone through your phone ive come to a disturbing conclusion: 70% of your contacts are male! Why? Who is this George from Nl fellow,for example? You dont have any cousins/uncles named George. And where in God's green earth is Nl? Hehehe. .