Carlosein:

she's obviously smart and wants to spare you what happened to the man in this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-568469.0.html

hope you smell the coffee for your own good

your letting your imagination run wild, carlosein! i can't stop laughing!

i wonder how ugly the world would be if everyone had a perception as yours!

atreides,
i'll be good, i promise. never mind what these peeps are saying here. not everyone
has such a dirty mindset.

Atreides:

@Carlosein,o n buru oh. . Jus checked out that thread! Castration! Bet you're sharpening your cutlass jus in case. .

not me, your dad has already

Atreides:

I can picture him saying: Yes,my dear,after having gone through your phone ive come to a disturbing conclusion: 70% of your contacts are male! Why? Who is this George from Nl fellow,for example? You dont have any cousins/uncles named George. And where in God's green earth is Nl? Hehehe. .

And he continues: here are sheets of paper, please write me all the answers to the questions.
Note that they are not multiple choice questions, so monosyllabic answers don't cut it

George_D:

your letting your imagination run wild, carlosein! i can't stop laughing!

i wonder how ugly the world would be if everyone had a perception as yours!

as ugly as all the things you waffi guys do especially to lil gals

Carlosein:

not me, your dad has already

no i meant you're sharpening for your daughter. . I thought you said you were a dad too. .

Carlosein:

as ugly as all the things you waffi guys do especially to lil gals

George_D:
you funny. . Buh those waffarians can be cwazee oh. .
atreides,
i'll be good, i promise. never mind what these peeps are saying here. not everyone
has such a dirty mindset.

ehn ive sent it. . Go check ur inbox

^^will be in a couple months.

i just had a flashback to years ago.


was waiting for the bus, in the cold, late at night.

some guy drives up and offers me a ride. His exact words were " i'm a nice guy i promise  "

i was a skinny runt back then so i'm positive i did not look like a hooker.

na God save me that night oh cos the fellow spent at least 5 minutes asking me to let him give me a ride.


i just went back to where i was coming from make person no see wen.

nkan be.

Carlosein:

^^will be in a couple months.

Awwww. . Congrats in advance. . I lOVe babies!

tpia1:

i just had a flashback to years ago.


was waiting for the bus, in the cold, late at night.

some guy drives up and offers me a ride. His exact words were " i'm a nice guy i promise  "

i was a skinny runt back then so i'm positive i did not look like a hooker.

na God save me that night oh cos the fellow spent at least 5 minutes asking me to let him give me a ride.


i just went back to where i was coming from make person no see wen.

nkan be.

ROTFLMAO

Atreides:

Awwww. . Congrats in advance. . I lOVe babies!

Thanks. You come across as one who does too.

@tpia,lwkmd. . Na real Nnkan be oh. 5 mins begging you? Normal people will ask you once and if you refuse they go. They might even be angry that somone they wanna help is doing shakara. . Buh 5 mins? And in the night? I'd have run as well-maybe its cos ive watched too many serial killer stories sha. There are many mad people in the world. . In any case i gave the George fella my Nl email-not my regular one.

^^good of you. better safe than sorry.

what does this mean:Nos morituri te salutant!

if it's latin, i don't get it.

atreides,
i seen it. will take it out of here. also edited my post above as i don't want anyone sending me spam mails.


carlosein,
you need to get your mind cleansed, ok? too much dirt in your cavity!  


tpia,
i'm not the guy you met that dark night and i can't possibly do what your insinuating.
pls don't make blanket statements, ok?

Atreides:

@tpia,lwkmd. . Na real Nnkan be oh. 5 mins begging you? Normal people will ask you once and if you refuse they go. They might even be angry that somone they wanna help is doing shakara. . Buh 5 mins? And in the night? I'd have run as well-maybe its cos ive watched too many serial killer stories sha. There are many mad people in the world. . In any case i gave the George fella my Nl email-not my regular one.

^^lol.

i'm not saying george-d is a suspicious character oh.

it's just that the particular phrase i quoted, isnt necessarily reassuring, imo.

George_D:

tpia,
i'm not the guy you met that dark night and i can't possibly do what your insinuating.
pls don't make blanket statements, ok?

sorry about that.

like i said, it was a flashback and it really did happen.

not meant to malign your character.

i think the guy probably was used to picking up proostitutes or something. It wasnt one of the safest neighborhoods and it was late at night.

Carlosein:

^^good of you. better safe than sorry.

what does this mean:Nos morituri te salutant!

if it's latin, i don't get it.

It's latin. . Btw-do you speak Latin? It means 'Those who are about to die salute you'. Its the short form of 'Ave Imperator,nos morituri te salutant',which is the same thing except it starts with Hail,Emperor. It was something ancient Roman gladiators said to the Caesar before going off to get butchered.

me speak latin, who dash monkey banana.

but i've picked up a few latin words from here and there, infact i was able to roughly translate your 'phrase'.
i just wanted the real meaning.

gratias.

tpia1:


sorry about that.

like i said, it was a flashback and it really did happen.

not meant to malign your character.

i think the guy probably was used to picking up proostitutes or something. It wasnt one of the safest neighborhoods and it was late at night.

ok, thanks tpia. i know you meant no harm just that there seems to be too much negativity on nl these days. can't anything good really come out of a social website like this?

Carlosein:

me speak latin, who dash monkey banana.

but i've picked up a few latin words from here and there, infact i was able to roughly translate your 'phrase'.
i just wanted the real meaning.

gratias.

i dont speak latin either-again,who dash monkey banana? . . Ko si ko kan(pardon my yoruba oh. . Even if its not correct,you get the idea)

@George,
common man, you can't mean to tell me you're taking much of these to heart?
what you're saying is true, but IMO, those who crave good have to put some in against all odds.

And generally, anything goes on nland, if you get my drift

carlosein,
i guess your right. anything goes on nairaland. but too much of everything they say,

Atreides:

i dont speak latin either-again,who dash monkey banana? . . Ko si ko kan(pardon my yoruba oh. . Even if its not correct,you get the idea)

edo girl can't write speak yoruba

it's ko si nkan kan. lol.

George_D:

carlosein,
i guess your right. anything goes on nairaland. but too much of everything they say,

na so naa!!! (speaking in my best waffi accent)

Carlosein:

edo girl can't write speak yoruba

it's ko si nkan kan. lol.

i tried naa. . Yoruba is not my language. . Im still battling with my own sef. .

Carlosein:

na so naa!!! (speaking in my best waffi accent)

ha, ha, ha! carlosein! remember not everybody living in waffi is a wafarian. in fact there are more waffi people on nl than choose to reveal their locations.

Atreides:

i tried naa. . Yoruba is not my language. . Im still battling with my own sef. .

don't mind me jare. but make you battle well with your own o.

George_D:

ha, ha, ha! carlosein! remember not everybody living in waffi is a wafarian. in fact there are more waffi people on nl than choose to reveal their locations.

ok, i believe you.

George_D:

ok, thanks tpia. i know you meant no harm

no probs. I do think you're an ok kind of guy [provided you dont own another id wey you dey take abuse people ] and i hope you dont prove me wrong.

just that there seems to be too much negativity on nl these days. can't anything good really come out of a social website like this?

nl is always nl.

there is a lot of negativity, i agree.

tpia1:


no probs. I do think you're an ok kind of guy [provided you dont own another id wey you dey take abuse people ] and i hope you dont prove me wrong.

what you see is what you get, tpia. i'm not a double faced guy. and why should anyone own multiple ids on
nairaland? i don't think its right.

atriedes are you also a Bene Gesserit

oyb:

atriedes are you also a Bene Gesserit

not only am i a Bene Gesserit,i am a Reverend Mother-all bow before my amazing courtesan-ness and untouchable virgin goddess-ness. I rock! They're wicked and selfish and loyal to themselves only,buh they're cool. Still on book 1 though. Heard it from a reliable source that the dune books Frank's son wrote aren't as good as the ones Frank did.