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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 10:09am On Nov 07, 2022
Form a big circle like your mother's cooking pot
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Carot: 7:06am On Oct 26, 2022
RB Salzburg trolls Ronaldo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Carot: 6:53am On Oct 26, 2022
Messi scores a trivela
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Carot: 6:52am On Oct 26, 2022
Messi scores a trivela
Travel › Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Carot: 5:46pm On Oct 08, 2022
ednut1:
male food chain for average people in the west
1. White, 2. black , 3. Indian, 4. arabs , 5 Chinese

Female food chain
1. White 2. Chinese, 3. Indian, 4. black
i guess its becos of their big manhood that sought after by white women that wants to explore
Travel › Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Carot: 5:22pm On Oct 08, 2022
realmindz:
Nigerian girls abroad suffer pass. They are used to men approaching them and throwing gifts at them. In abroad, nobody send you, nobody will approach you. The Nigerian men there are looking for girls they can marry and get PR.
I'm not saying they won't get a partner, but the odds are against them and most of the time lonely. intimacy gadgets, dating sites is constantly in their budget.

Any Nigerian girl abroad should argue this
is it true black girls are at the bottom of the food chain abroad?
Travel › Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Carot: 5:20pm On Oct 08, 2022
Urheadmaster:
There are but very expensive tongue

And you need to run corona virus test each time you visit the hotel
omo na to carry my woman go there na e sure pass be dat
Travel › Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Carot: 5:14pm On Oct 08, 2022
PharoahIII:
Hahaha e remind me of wen I dey uk lol condom dey expire for my hand. @op the easiest way to get laid is to go to a club. Plus you may want to go for more mature women perhaps or those fat ugly white girls who have been rejected by white men(white guys hate fat women like hell), so they have no choice but to go black. Goodluck with ur hunting, just remember if a girl says no, no is no, dont even try to convince am else na jail be that.
who are you fùcking now
Travel › Re: Canada Will Humble You, I Miss Cheap Nigerian Pussies: Pictures by Carot: 5:11pm On Oct 08, 2022
Urheadmaster:
Over here in Germany, scarcity of pussy have turned several persons into a heavy masturbators.

There are church but no noise

No mosque

No agboros

No touts
No old politicians


No roadblocks

No kidnappers

No terrorist

No Boko haram

Germany is more than heaven

Extremely beautiful country cool tongue undecided
are there no prostitutes there?
Romance › Re: Why Did Ladies Stopped Wearing This (pix). by Carot: 5:02pm On Oct 08, 2022
KristaPretty:
I've really not seen the need to wear it. I use shorts each time I'm on dresses. The only time I wore it was the period where I had transparent dresses, the underwear made it opaque. Now instead of buying such dresses, I'd rather go for what wouldn't require too much discomfort.
thats cool. I like ladies that understand their fashion. I have a feeling you are figure 8 with a thick body to match
Romance › Re: Why Did Ladies Stopped Wearing This (pix). by Carot: 3:41pm On Oct 08, 2022
angelfallz:
I think the name is shimmy? Some ladies have replaced shimmy with tights.
tights replaced shimmy n pants. Btw, your fav sex position?
Romance › Re: Why Did Ladies Stopped Wearing This (pix). by Carot: 3:39pm On Oct 08, 2022
XshegzzyeeiX:
Grandfather biti bawo.
Abeg ooo.
I'm still young and full of life.
dick size?
Romance › Re: Why Did Ladies Stopped Wearing This (pix). by Carot: 3:38pm On Oct 08, 2022
siofra:
I used to have one in JSS1 but my classmates made fun of me calling me names like grandma and old woman. I got rid of it the next term grin
olosho
Romance › Re: Why Did Ladies Stopped Wearing This (pix). by Carot: 3:37pm On Oct 08, 2022
KristaPretty:
I have two given to me by my mom over 10years ago. For one reason or the other I've refused to let it go. It's still kept safely in my box
are you celibating at the moment
Romance › Re: Why Did Ladies Stopped Wearing This (pix). by Carot: 3:34pm On Oct 08, 2022
PerfectStranger:
Depends if only the girl has curves. Imagine a girl with flat a$$ put on that skirt walking around the house grin
do you fingerfùck?
Romance › Re: Why Did Ladies Stopped Wearing This (pix). by Carot: 3:33pm On Oct 08, 2022
Tit4Tat1:
I actually find it romantic and wouldn't hesitate to date any lady i find such on. There's this kind of vibes and special feeling i derive in ladies putting them on.. I always urge my girlfriend's to put them on before s*x

Ask around i don't have shame...
how many rounds can you go?
Celebrities › Re: Pastor Tobi Adegboyega Gifts Davido‘s Fiancee Chioma A Birkin Bag of N70 million by Carot: 11:29am On Oct 08, 2022
Prechgold1180:
Same thing Wey I give my fiancee last week
Pastor gift chioma birkin bag Me gift my fiancée uberkin bag
Bag nah bag
But wait o 70 million
Shebi dem build duplex insyd d bag ni
you don fùckam
Celebrities › Re: Davido Confirms He Is Getting Married To Chioma In 2023 by Carot: 11:19am On Oct 08, 2022
Dayaa:
Hilarious.
Foul.

He's just trying to get back at Sophie for getting pregnant for somebody else.

See how he has been publicly loving Chioma up since Sophie got knocked up.

It's not real love, it's just revenge.
You can see the pain all over his face.
He could not believe that Sophia could do that to him.




Updated: I am not a fan of any of them.
who fùcked n impregnated sophie
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Someone Should Link Me With Any Factory Job . by Carot: 5:53pm On Oct 07, 2022
silverlinen:
Damnnn
If you can make it too shagamu along ogijo-lukosi road, Sonia food industries are employing.

If you can make it, you're good to go.
how much are they paying and how many hours?
Romance › Re: Man And Lady Seen Exchanging Contact While On Bike. Photos And Video by Carot: 10:43am On Aug 31, 2022
CSTRR:
Nothing but the truth.

A guy that has no shame will never be short of women.
When I learnt this years back, na woman con tire me.

Toast, toast and toast.
Keep toasting, even if they reject you.

Many will still agree.
there is this girl i met on my way to work. I said hello and introduced myself but she refused to give me her number.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: The Moment Groovy Turned Down Phyna's Sex Request (Photos, Video) by Carot: 7:47pm On Aug 14, 2022
Funflipper:
See how easy it is to flood a Nigerian woman. From top to bottom. they are all cheap commodities!!
you get any babe? I wan discharge sperm
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: The Moment Groovy Turned Down Phyna's Sex Request (Photos, Video) by Carot: 7:44pm On Aug 14, 2022
Cherrybae:
Awwww so lovely. I'm wet already.
I cant stop loving this show.
mind if I suck your pussy
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: The Moment Groovy Turned Down Phyna's Sex Request (Photos, Video) by Carot: 7:39pm On Aug 14, 2022
Rosrozz:
Good height maybe but fine face, I don’t see the fine face. A man does not need a fine face , it would be good if he can convert the fine face to fine brains �
where I work, come and see how girls dey trip for me including the fine one wey reject me before.
Romance › Re: Oyinbo Lady Visits Her Boyfriend In The Trenches In Nigeria (Photos) by Carot: 5:41pm On Aug 13, 2022
iamme1234:
I swear he strong die
Cos
Ordinary this guy moral no suppose fit approach
Lekki girl
Talk less of oyinbo fine lady…
what so special about lekki girls. na people like una dey overrate all these girls. I can talk to any fúcking girl
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 2:47pm On Aug 13, 2022
pu7pl3:
Superman is dead
ehya. Is hawkgirl still there? I've known her since stv days.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 1:06pm On Aug 13, 2022
GloriousGbola:
people weak in the defense zone cannot understand tongue
no one will query the force of your full frontals - allow the men of culture to argue the hydraulics and feasibility of the small yet bodacious behind kiss
i like onion booty
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 1:02pm On Aug 13, 2022
pu7pl3:
Blackspider they just made Black Adam the leader of the Justice League in the comics grin grin

Prepare yourself grin
What happened to superman? Was he demoted?
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 12:57pm On Aug 13, 2022
Ishilove:
Why is her buttocks so pointed? Small like buns, and yet so pointy.
You are being a noisance. You need to get laid. And just incase you want it, i'm at your service with my big fat cucuruku.
Celebrities › Re: Bridal Shower Of Mercy Chinwo (Photos, Video) by Carot: 12:41pm On Aug 13, 2022
VladimirPutiin:
3 cool
you need to fùck more
Celebrities › Re: Bridal Shower Of Mercy Chinwo (Photos, Video) by Carot: 10:18am On Aug 13, 2022
VladimirPutiin:
Many are hoeing around today. It’s not also good for the man to be a notorious womanizer.
how many pussy have you fúck

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