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TV/Movies › Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Carot: 7:25pm On Jul 11, 2022
Guys how true is this?
Martian Manhunter is capable of reading the minds of all inhabitants of Earth at once.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 6:29pm On Jul 10, 2022
Ishilove:
There's something very alluring about a nerd with a stunning command of filthy vocabulary... meow... wink wink kiss








tongue grin
maybe this is more alluring. fúck you and your slutty wet pussy hole that's fúcked on a daily for low cash.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 6:59pm On Jul 07, 2022
Wanda is disillusioned. How can you put the multiverse at risk because of your imaginary kids? I used to think she was reasonable.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 6:12pm On Jul 07, 2022
am about to watch doctor strange mom. Ishilove pray for me
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 3:38pm On Jul 07, 2022
pu7pl3:
if Superman was real and turned on us earthlings it would be a cakewalk for him tbh...I don't know what's giving him that confidence grin
don't forget superman is an illusion
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 3:36pm On Jul 07, 2022
GloriousGbola:
Dude is no student of history. Any alien race with the technology to travel to our system is arguably a more advanced civilisation. Which is why every movie that assumes aliens have the same attitude humans have always had to less advanced civilisations is always about conquest.

Same way Indians, Africans, incas were wiped out/colonised by visitors, so too will humanity be wiped out / colonised by visitors who have conquered interstellar travel
Hollywood keeps deceiving us with extraterrestrial like aliens.When will they design humanoid aliens?
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 3:25pm On Jul 07, 2022
Kaycee7:
Man has the wild imagination and technical ignorance of a 12-year old. I feel like I'm listening to my younger cousins argue grin grin
Impossibility is an illusion. Yes we can. Afterall Superman got his powers from our yellow sun. Hahahahahaha (beats chest)
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 1:05pm On Jul 07, 2022
OhBritannia:
Not just because of tech, more than tech.
and apart from tech, there are viruses, chemicals, weapons that Humans can manufacture that will kill super man in less than 24 hours, if for example super man was real in our world.
see!!! You have no idea what humans can do if a full blown war breaks out between humans and aliens or super heroes.
These are people that manufactured aeroplanes and submarines, people that manufactured nuclear weapons, have you watch a documentary on the bomb the AMERICANS used on Hiroshima in Japan?

Brother, humans are powerful, no cap.
the same humans afraid of aliens invading our home planet because they think they are more advanced than us.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 12:58pm On Jul 07, 2022
Baddestguyp:
lol

So humans can somehow even defeat fictional characters that can destroy a whole planet in seconds? Lmao
e.g Galactus
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 12:50pm On Jul 07, 2022
abduleez1:
Yea. He failed the next year.
But the Romans tried earlier during the height of their might but it seems it wasn't as big as Italy's.
Upon all the conquest of rome, it become a part of italy. What happened to the great roman empire that sent shivers to the ends of the earth?
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 12:42pm On Jul 07, 2022
pu7pl3:
On your first take you're not wrong sha...wetin fit these our leaders na to lure all of them to the same location somehow and detonate some previously installed underground TNT.
Of course their children and loved ones has to be in on it too to avoid any revenge missions in the future angry
Or they just get eliminated too just for closure angry sad


Your 2nd take is what I was talking about and why it's important, that's like one of the main important of literature isn't it?
you talk like a bloody nazist. How many jews did you exterminate?
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot:
Almighty God grant me:
vision of Heimdall.
speed of flash
power to shapeshift like mystique
telepathy and telekinesis of jean grey
strength of thor
ability to teleport like nightcrawler
brains of Bruce banner
power to fly like superman
ability to heal and regenerate like wolverine
Sb help me shout amen
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 12:58pm On Jun 15, 2022
happy birthday to ice cube the gangsta himself. What are favorite ice cube films?
Romance › Re: Male Sex workers Spotted Waiting For Customers In Abuja (Photos, Video) by Carot: 11:27am On Jun 15, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
Adetayo
You look pumpkincious
Are you married?
If no, let me know
I like them big and handful

Las las i done know say na nairaland i go see wife
get out of here. That's my woman. i will send my battalions to you if you don't mind yourself
Education › Re: Prof. Femi Soyinka, Brother To Wole Soyinka Is dead by Carot: 10:50am On Jun 15, 2022
Nonexisting:
See course of study na. Na this one be the real professor for Soyinka family, not Wole who is a professor in literature. People who hold PhD in certain courses should not be parading themselves as scholars. You can't have PhD in Islamic studies and be making noise disturbing public peace. I know a guy who has PhD in igbo language that he calls himself doc and I laugh whenever I see him. One day now, I will send one of all these inquisitive small children to go and ask him the course he majored for the doc he parades himself as.
you must be mad and stupid. how dare you downgrade a renowned nobel laureate below his brother. Its obvious you don't read at all? Illiterate fool.
Health › Re: How Do I Take Care Of My Penis To Ensure High Libido And Strong Erections? by Carot: 5:13pm On Jun 06, 2022
A305:
There is tendency to get nervous for one reason or the other especially the first round. But second round, learn to control your breath, condition yourself to take slow breath.
what do you do when your dick is still flaccid and you are under pressure?
Health › Re: How Do I Take Care Of My Penis To Ensure High Libido And Strong Erections? by Carot: 1:12pm On Jun 06, 2022
Lamasta:
Depends on the mood before the game
a cousin of mine always get nervous before sex. His prick shrinks becos he's under pressure. He cannot develop erection. This is getting out of hand. What can he do?
Health › Re: How Do I Take Care Of My Penis To Ensure High Libido And Strong Erections? by Carot: 1:00pm On Jun 06, 2022
vickydevoka:
I think milk n banana helps alot. I really enjoyed last time. The lady was happy,so was I.
do you get nervous b4 sex?
Health › Re: How Do I Take Care Of My Penis To Ensure High Libido And Strong Erections? by Carot: 12:52pm On Jun 06, 2022
A305:
Very simple my guy.

*Cut out sugar completely.
*Potassium, Magnesium and Lycopene from watermelon or Tomatoes.

If I really take my time to coach you, you will loose your girl over frequent sex. But make your own research using the blue print above I had just provided you with.
do you get nervous b4 sex
Health › Re: How Do I Take Care Of My Penis To Ensure High Libido And Strong Erections? by Carot: 12:50pm On Jun 06, 2022
Lamasta:
Balance your physical life and exercise regularly with eating of fruits and vegetables then your manhood will live long
do you get nervous when you are about to have sex?
Romance › Re: My Trip To The Market With My Landlord's Son... by Carot: 8:13am On Jun 04, 2022
BoredBerry:
Oh... I get it now... You're absolutely right! Having sex doesn't quell the urge... And reading the stories here... Seems sex ruins lives... undecided

Yes... Fantasizing already... Maybe I will... I dunno yet... Never liked a guy well enough to have sex with him...
are you a nympho
Romance › Re: My Trip To The Market With My Landlord's Son... by Carot: 8:10am On Jun 04, 2022
BoredBerry:
Well... Thanks... But I'm not... There are lots of guys... I can only have sex with someone I really like... So let's see it this relationship works...
does dick sizes matters to you? I hear they ve got big dicks
Romance › Re: My Trip To The Market With My Landlord's Son... by Carot: 8:06am On Jun 04, 2022
BoredBerry:
Who doesn't want sex? Let's be honest... smiley
I but I would like to fúck you crazy. you irritate me
Romance › Re: My Trip To The Market With My Landlord's Son... by Carot: 8:00am On Jun 04, 2022
Dorwadora:
You think so? I wouldn't want to be a tribalist so I'll keep shut lipsrsealed.....


Good evening by the way
are you a virgin
Romance › Re: My Trip To The Market With My Landlord's Son... by Carot: 7:59am On Jun 04, 2022
BoredBerry:
God forbid I would date men who don't just want sex! I'm celibate... And many men are dogs like you who can not respect a woman and her choices... undecided
how many men have you slept with
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Carot: 4:02pm On Jun 03, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Ain't yaah guh show wi di aftermath?and what's up wid di many ingredient..do yuh like sell dem? grin
what are you doing here? oya frontpage. your presence is needed there. I don't want to see you here.
Celebrities › Re: Osas Ighodaro Hugs And Hypes Kehinde Bankole Who Lost AMVCA Best Actress To Her by Carot: 12:30pm On May 16, 2022
justicechichex:
Most times these awards are won based on popularity... Besides Osas is more finer than her.
i wish osas have my baby
Celebrities › Re: Osas Ighodaro Hugs And Hypes Kehinde Bankole Who Lost AMVCA Best Actress To Her by Carot: 12:27pm On May 16, 2022
Angelfrost:
Well, the awards are largely based on votes, so I understand.

I still don't know what special or outstanding thing Osas did in Rattlesnake to earn that award.

Then again... I'm really no longer into Nollywood. The legends of the game have all retired or died!

Sadly, same with Hollywood! undecided
i have a crush on osas. Do you have her contact

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