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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Dumped Me Because I Was A Virgin, Pretty Lady Recounts by CarrotAndStick: 7:00pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
rosalieene:Did my comment make you hornee? |
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Dumped Me Because I Was A Virgin, Pretty Lady Recounts by CarrotAndStick: 6:29pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
Kondomatic:Daaaaaem!!! I've found someone who shares the phobia with me. LOL! Truly, sex with a virgin is a boring and nasty task. First day I tried it I couldn't keep up with the clumsiness, the tightness and more especially the blood. To make it worse, she made me feel like a rapist when she started screaming; and my Benjamin shrank back to size naturally - mission unaccomplished even though she encouraged me to continue. Ever since then, I've been avoiding virgins like a plague. |
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Dumped Me Because I Was A Virgin, Pretty Lady Recounts by CarrotAndStick: 6:17pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
Kondomatic: |
Politics / Re: Tonyebarcanista,Members Of ECOWAS Youth Council Meet Malaysian Ambassador To NGR by CarrotAndStick: 7:14am On Dec 17, 2016 |
From left to right: Omenka, Passingshot and TonyeBarcanista. www.nairaland.com/attachments/4618955_img20161215wa0005_jpeg2bb310a9284385bbb59bfccc30018cfb 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Dismiss & Prosecute Soldiers Who Murdered 348 Shiites – UK Urges Nigeria by CarrotAndStick: 8:41pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
SmartMugu:Let me break it down this way:- Shia Muslims don't respect human government and refuse to participate in politics. Sunnis don't respect governments that are not characterized by their own Sunni members (they spearheaded the Chibok propaganda and many others just because the then president was neither a Northerner nor a Sunni Muslim. Sunnis hate Shias as much as they hate Christians and atheists (they term them "infidels" ) and would kill them off if they have the opportunity. All Boko Haram members and every Islamic terrorist group on earth are Sunni. 6 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: Video: Up To Something - Iyanya Ft. Don Jazzy & Dr Sid by CarrotAndStick: 8:16pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
Up to something Up and coming Take am easy, it's money talking |
Romance / Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by CarrotAndStick: 7:34pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
Passing through generations are the wise words of our forefathers "How you fall is circumstantial; but how you get up is what matters" Make your money in a clean way to avoid ugly dramas And don't cheat with a coin if you don't know the flip side of Karma Don't allow fear make you idle, your survival is optimal What doesn't kill you might still land you in a hospital Be positive you'll win the race even before the referee says "Go!" But remember.... you cannot win walking in a track with Usain Bolt 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Woman Mistakenly Exposed Her Intimacy Gadget While Eating At An Event (Photo) by CarrotAndStick: 9:11am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Omotayor123:Hello, fine girl. Do you think that's a d1ldo? I think it's not. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by CarrotAndStick: 9:08am On Dec 15, 2016 |
GentlemanUnltd:Mazi Uwangwe!!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Super Falcons In 2014 With Goodluck Jonathan (Throwback Photo) by CarrotAndStick: 6:37am On Dec 15, 2016 |
[s] herzern:[/s] Incorrigible, zombified robot! Since when did being patriotic start putting food on people's table? These girls have made sacrifices and wasted resources in one way or the other as struggled to become members of the Falcons team and you still want to go empty-handed in the name of patriotism. Ilks like you are the reason Nigeria keeps dawdling. |
Romance / Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by CarrotAndStick: 6:06am On Dec 15, 2016 |
DriveByKiller:Tamuno!!! Albino caught plagiarizing! Hahahahahahahaha!!! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by CarrotAndStick: 9:30pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Softorgasm: To tell you the truth It's the right thing to do Today, you helped bury Michael Ibru Tomorrow, his folks will bury you too 6 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by CarrotAndStick: 9:11pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Albino liking his wack post with alternative handles. LMAO! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by CarrotAndStick: 8:05pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
lezz:Hehehe! She's the angel I always talk about. You know na. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by CarrotAndStick: 7:00pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
You've always been my dream girl But I want you more in real world Emotions hemorrhage with every word spoken Please don't leave my heart broken I'll buy you roses, burn you a thousand candles The list is endless but those are the least I can do I don't care if the whole world hate me So long you'd birth my babies 'Cause it's you I desire to f...u.....c.....k....try connect the dots Close enough till we tie the nuptial knots Guess who. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Romance Section Awards 2016 (AFTER PARTY) LIVE!!!! by CarrotAndStick: 6:16pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Romance / Re: Romance Section Awards 2016 (AFTER PARTY) LIVE!!!! by CarrotAndStick: 6:13pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single? by CarrotAndStick: 6:55am On Dec 14, 2016 |
jasmineee:And what would be the agenda of the group - cucumber and unripe plantain |
Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single? by CarrotAndStick: 6:53am On Dec 14, 2016 |
I'm not married because every day I wake up and look out my window, I see a girl more beautiful than the one I saw yesterday. And since beauty is my first attraction in women, I might end up having baby mamas and not a single wife. |
Sports / Re: Falcons Take Protest March To Presidential Villa To Meet The FEC by CarrotAndStick: 12:43am On Dec 14, 2016 |
baddosky1:Sounds funny but what you said is not far from the truth. No wonder he's been indifferent to the girls' plight and haven't seen it as a point of duty to address them yet. This man ought to know he's the president of Nigeria, not Afghanistan. 7 Likes |
Sports / Re: Falcons Take Protest March To Presidential Villa To Meet The FEC by CarrotAndStick: 12:11am On Dec 14, 2016 |
So it's no longer applaudable to win trophies for Nigeria under Buhari's tenure? Alright. 1 Like |
Events / Re: Nigerian Man Completes Wife's Marriage Rites After 27 Years Of Living Together by CarrotAndStick: 11:57pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
No be today couples don dey live together with their kids without getting married proper. Dem boku for Lagos. It has gotten to a point whereby if your neighbors see you date a girl for a long time, they would start asking you "Iyawo e nko?" |
Romance / Re: Make GOD Bless MMM For Me by CarrotAndStick: 8:36pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
ItsQuinn:A bleaching winsh. He's the kind of guy that carries mirror and comb in his bag wherever he goes. Always having issues with pimples. 1 Like 1 Share |
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