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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Dumped Me Because I Was A Virgin, Pretty Lady Recounts by CarrotAndStick: 7:00pm On Dec 17, 2016
rosalieene:

clap for yourself
Did my comment make you hornee?
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Dumped Me Because I Was A Virgin, Pretty Lady Recounts by CarrotAndStick: 6:29pm On Dec 17, 2016
Kondomatic:
I can relate. Nothing in life will make me sleep with a virgin. I have a very serious blood phobia, the sight turns my stomach and makes me sick. I am doing my best to overcome the fear and I made good progress so far but not enough to stand the sight of human blood in secret places. Knowing that i am somehow responsible for it will make me throw up.
Daaaaaem!!!
I've found someone who shares the phobia with me. LOL! Truly, sex with a virgin is a boring and nasty task. First day I tried it I couldn't keep up with the clumsiness, the tightness and more especially the blood. To make it worse, she made me feel like a rapist when she started screaming; and my Benjamin shrank back to size naturally - mission unaccomplished even though she encouraged me to continue. Ever since then, I've been avoiding virgins like a plague.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Dumped Me Because I Was A Virgin, Pretty Lady Recounts by CarrotAndStick: 6:17pm On Dec 17, 2016
Kondomatic:
I can relate. Nothing in life will make me sleep with a virgin. I have a very serious blood phobia, the sight turns my stomach and makes me sick. I am doing my best to overcome the fear and I made good progress so far but not enough to stand the sight of human blood in secret places. Knowing that i am somehow responsible for it will make me throw up.
Politics / Re: Tonyebarcanista,Members Of ECOWAS Youth Council Meet Malaysian Ambassador To NGR by CarrotAndStick: 7:14am On Dec 17, 2016

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Politics / Re: Dismiss & Prosecute Soldiers Who Murdered 348 Shiites – UK Urges Nigeria by CarrotAndStick: 8:41pm On Dec 15, 2016
SmartMugu:
What's the difference between Sunni Muslim and Shia Muslim? Aren't they reading same Quoran and praying to same Allah? Do they have different interpretations of the Quoran? Are there lifestyles and beliefs entirely different?
I'm just curious because I'm willing to know.
Let me break it down this way:-

Shia Muslims don't respect human government and refuse to participate in politics.

Sunnis don't respect governments that are not characterized by their own Sunni members (they spearheaded the Chibok propaganda and many others just because the then president was neither a Northerner nor a Sunni Muslim.

Sunnis hate Shias as much as they hate Christians and atheists (they term them "infidels" ) and would kill them off if they have the opportunity.

All Boko Haram members and every Islamic terrorist group on earth are Sunni.

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Music/Radio / Re: Video: Up To Something - Iyanya Ft. Don Jazzy & Dr Sid by CarrotAndStick: 8:16pm On Dec 15, 2016
Up to something
Up and coming
Take am easy, it's money talking
Romance / Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by CarrotAndStick: 7:34pm On Dec 15, 2016
Passing through generations are the wise words of our forefathers
"How you fall is circumstantial; but how you get up is what matters"

Make your money in a clean way to avoid ugly dramas
And don't cheat with a coin if you don't know the flip side of Karma

Don't allow fear make you idle, your survival is optimal
What doesn't kill you might still land you in a hospital

Be positive you'll win the race even before the referee says "Go!"
But remember.... you cannot win walking in a track with Usain Bolt

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Romance / Re: Woman Mistakenly Exposed Her Intimacy Gadget While Eating At An Event (Photo) by CarrotAndStick: 9:11am On Dec 15, 2016
Omotayor123:
lipsrsealed
Hello, fine girl. wink
Do you think that's a d1ldo? I think it's not.

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Romance / Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by CarrotAndStick: 9:08am On Dec 15, 2016
GentlemanUnltd:
A CITY OF FOES; I AM ISRAEL!

They were unknown, I made them known
They were powerless, I gave them strength
They were streams, I made them seas
They were rocks, I turned them mountains
They were dumb, I gave them voice
They spoke half, I completed their words
They fought and ran beneath afterward, I gave them cover

They came in drove but I stood still
They attacked with warships, I defeated them with a needle
They shots relentlessly, I soared high instead
Now they come in peace and smile for they now know I AM ISRAEL, KINGinVAHALA is my sobriquet, I CAN NEVER BE DEFEATED.
Mazi Uwangwe!!! grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Super Falcons In 2014 With Goodluck Jonathan (Throwback Photo) by CarrotAndStick: 6:37am On Dec 15, 2016
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herzern:


PMB is the man!

What is this thread aiminq to preach?

Compare GEJ to PMB?

Very lauqhable and ludicrous!

I'd rather vote a GOAT,I mean a GOAT than vote that chairman of Otuoke looters foundation.

Girls,PMB will pay your allowances in due time.

And most especially, Try to be Patriotic.

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Incorrigible, zombified robot!
Since when did being patriotic start putting food on people's table? These girls have made sacrifices and wasted resources in one way or the other as struggled to become members of the Falcons team and you still want to go empty-handed in the name of patriotism. Ilks like you are the reason Nigeria keeps dawdling.
Romance / Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by CarrotAndStick: 6:06am On Dec 15, 2016
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You didn't only plagiarised, you brought your fake friends and alternates to like your stolen lines! grin

The OP said this is for mental exercise and fun not for glory-hunting.

You take NL far too seriously
Than you do your real life!
Tamuno!!! grin grin grin
Albino caught plagiarizing! Hahahahahahahaha!!!

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Romance / Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by CarrotAndStick: 9:30pm On Dec 14, 2016
Softorgasm:
No fork given..
I just came back from the burial ceremony of late chief olorogun Michael Ibru in my home town today, so let me rest..
so if you think i care about what you think, then you are a joke..

To tell you the truth
It's the right thing to do

Today, you helped bury Michael Ibru
Tomorrow, his folks will bury you too
shocked

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Romance / Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by CarrotAndStick: 9:11pm On Dec 14, 2016
Albino liking his wack post with alternative handles. LMAO! cheesy

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Romance / Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by CarrotAndStick: 8:05pm On Dec 14, 2016
lezz:
Loooooooolz!! Epic. Who's this for? You'd better tag. Too good to be tagg-less cheesy
Hehehe! She's the angel I always talk about. You know na. grin grin

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Romance / Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by CarrotAndStick: 7:00pm On Dec 14, 2016
You've always been my dream girl
But I want you more in real world

Emotions hemorrhage with every word spoken
Please don't leave my heart broken

I'll buy you roses, burn you a thousand candles
The list is endless but those are the least I can do

I don't care if the whole world hate me
So long you'd birth my babies

'Cause it's you I desire to f...u.....c.....k....try connect the dots
Close enough till we tie the nuptial knots


Guess who. angry

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Romance / Re: Romance Section Awards 2016 (AFTER PARTY) LIVE!!!! by CarrotAndStick: 6:16pm On Dec 14, 2016
Romance / Re: Romance Section Awards 2016 (AFTER PARTY) LIVE!!!! by CarrotAndStick: 6:13pm On Dec 14, 2016

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Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single? by CarrotAndStick: 6:55am On Dec 14, 2016
jasmineee:
Good morning Ladies. please i was wondering since the guys won't let us be. how abt we get our own whatsapp group. just for us ladies to discuss. encourage one another and motivate ourselves. pls if u would love to be part of the group pls send me an email. thanks ladies.
And what would be the agenda of the group - cucumber and unripe plantain
Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single? by CarrotAndStick: 6:53am On Dec 14, 2016
I'm not married because every day I wake up and look out my window, I see a girl more beautiful than the one I saw yesterday. And since beauty is my first attraction in women, I might end up having baby mamas and not a single wife. cry
Sports / Re: Falcons Take Protest March To Presidential Villa To Meet The FEC by CarrotAndStick: 12:43am On Dec 14, 2016
baddosky1:


Football in islam is Haram especially when it involves women! Remember your president is a hardcore bigoted muslim. When the falcons play on the field, we as normal people see ladies playing a male dominated sport while most muslims see prostitutes running up and down a football field half-naked (with shorts).
Sounds funny but what you said is not far from the truth. No wonder he's been indifferent to the girls' plight and haven't seen it as a point of duty to address them yet. This man ought to know he's the president of Nigeria, not Afghanistan.

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Sports / Re: Falcons Take Protest March To Presidential Villa To Meet The FEC by CarrotAndStick: 12:11am On Dec 14, 2016
So it's no longer applaudable to win trophies for Nigeria under Buhari's tenure?
Alright.

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Events / Re: Nigerian Man Completes Wife's Marriage Rites After 27 Years Of Living Together by CarrotAndStick: 11:57pm On Dec 13, 2016
No be today couples don dey live together with their kids without getting married proper. Dem boku for Lagos. It has gotten to a point whereby if your neighbors see you date a girl for a long time, they would start asking you "Iyawo e nko?"
Romance / Re: Make GOD Bless MMM For Me by CarrotAndStick: 8:36pm On Dec 13, 2016
ItsQuinn:
He's just an enemy of progress that's all....he doesn't like to see his fellow Nigerians to succeed grin

As backward, ignorant and uneducated religious people put it....he's a winsh! cheesy grin
A bleaching winsh. grin

He's the kind of guy that carries mirror and comb in his bag wherever he goes. Always having issues with pimples.

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