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Romance / Re: Make GOD Bless MMM For Me by CarrotAndStick: 7:47pm On Dec 13, 2016
lezz:
Better go and charge your phone and tell me more about this, Baba ft. grin
Sure, bro. I'll send you the message via BBM. No be for our turn fufu go grow teeth. grin grin

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Romance / Re: Make GOD Bless MMM For Me by CarrotAndStick: 7:37pm On Dec 13, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Please don't weep for my generation....focus on your own generation thank you. smiley

It's my life not yours, so I don't need your pity. MMM members can do whatever they like, I don't know why you care so much, is it your life?

If can just mind you business and not carry other people's headache you will live long, and you won't have time to type this long post to prove any point. undecided
Leave the agents of doom to keep yarning dust. Some people are still getting paid as we speak.

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Investment / Re: Why I Think MMM Is Not A "Helping" Scheme by CarrotAndStick: 5:19pm On Dec 13, 2016
Seun and his team have been using Nairaland to spread dark rumours about MMM. I wonder how much he was bribed or what he stands to gain from this. I'll be the first person to shame all of you when the system kicks back to action come next month.





Till then...

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Investment / Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by CarrotAndStick: 10:50am On Dec 13, 2016
They have reopened MMM and the extension message is gone. Now you can PH but can't GH till January. grin grin grin

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Investment / Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by CarrotAndStick: 10:43am On Dec 13, 2016
And now the site has finally crashed. 800k gone! cry

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Romance / Re: "Bae" &"tho" The Most Abused Words Of 2016 by CarrotAndStick: 6:46pm On Dec 12, 2016
Well, the Op is right, tho. undecided

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Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Celebrates 1st Year On The Throne With Soyinka, Obasanjo, Others by CarrotAndStick: 8:58pm On Dec 11, 2016
Young, handsome and entitled.
Politics / Re: See Authentic Pics Of Classy Wedding Invitation Of Zahra Buhari & Ahmad Indimi by CarrotAndStick: 8:51pm On Dec 11, 2016
Two Boko Haram devotees set to wed. I hope someone doesn't commit suicide that day to celebrate the wholly cum union? undecided
Family / Re: What Are The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Court Marriage by CarrotAndStick: 7:57pm On Dec 11, 2016
erico2k2:

you are l iving in teh dark ages still
Advantages of Registry
#you kids are protected to all both of you own
#Anything happens to you,your wife and kids are protected
#Anything happens to her,you and kids are protected
#If you are Dangote and scared you might lose your money to your wife sign a pre-nop if spelt right.
#For legal reasons that little paper is the only thing that gives you the right to call her you wife where marriage laws are enforced.
#The world is changing and its all global, both of you might want to spend xmas in Rome, the only thing that will tell you interviewer yo are both married is that marriage certificate signed by the registrar at teh registry
#last but not the least. stop saying COURT MARRIAGE for crying out loud angry angry angry
He said the truth, biko. Just that court marriage in Nigeria is not too strict. In the Western world, a woman can easily run you down using court marriage as a bait. Why do you think Kanye West and Kim are living as partners and not as husband and wife even when they have kids?

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Family / Re: What Are The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Court Marriage by CarrotAndStick: 7:51pm On Dec 11, 2016
friedcorn:
If my wife is richer than i, and we eventually separate, are we not going to share her wealth so that i can also get my 50 percent of her property?
OYO is your case, bro. You'll go empty-handed, and might spend away the little change in your account to your divorcee. Court wedding favours th wife more than the man.
Family / Re: What Are The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Court Marriage by CarrotAndStick: 7:40pm On Dec 11, 2016
gurunlocker:
Recession budget wedding.... I love it
Is Buhari to blame again? grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Governing Body Of Jehovah's Witnesses Warns Against Ponzi Schemes by CarrotAndStick: 6:44pm On Dec 11, 2016
Buhari's recession government has employed Nairaland to discourage people from subscribing to MMM, so any little advice or warning from a social or religious group is tagged and taken to the front page.
Nairaland, well done o! But you're too small to stop MMM! angry angry angry

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Romance / Re: Arranged Marriage For My Sister by CarrotAndStick: 5:46pm On Dec 11, 2016
luminouz:

My take is simple! Men who talk as u do about sex are flops in d act! D fact ur even giving me this epistle shows am right.....real men let their works soeak for them! I need say no more....
grin grin grin
Well, feel free to believe whatever rocks your boat. We're not in any life sex competition to know who the real man is.
Romance / Re: Arranged Marriage For My Sister by CarrotAndStick: 5:35pm On Dec 11, 2016
luminouz:

I don't think so! My ex definitely wouldn't dream of this! My dvck ain't as long n thick as this n she cries every time I do it.....hits her cervix most times too! Only my skills kept her from running away! Till date I thank God for giving me a thick one..rather than a long one! Men like Mandingo don't tell u what they go through! Besides....I doubt u have 11 inches of anything.....more like 11mm of carrot stick!
Your ex is either underage and a learner or you don't understand the art perfectly. Mandingo - long and huge - is the best tool for every sexually fit chic, young or old.
The main attraction is that every time they have sex with you they would want to try new things. If they took it halfway yesterday, they would want to take it beyond half today. And the exercise continues till whatever happens. Sex never gets boring as long as you're able to get it up and stiff.
I'm not supposed to discuss my dick with you coz that would sound so gay. But if you have a sex freak to hand over, get her to me and she'd share the testimony with you.
Romance / Re: Arranged Marriage For My Sister by CarrotAndStick: 5:21pm On Dec 11, 2016
Softbamboo:


shocked ... um guy please keep it clean...

My sister will not be blessed with this

Please put it away
I was only gracing your thread with a huge black dick the right size for the average black teen. But since you've asked me to take it off...

Well!
Romance / Re: Arranged Marriage For My Sister by CarrotAndStick: 5:14pm On Dec 11, 2016
luminouz:

Do u even know what a Mandingo is? Men always talking about their big dvcks are usually flops in bed!
Don't preach what you don't know. If you can get it up then you can make it work.
Mandingo is every girl's dream.
Romance / Re: Arranged Marriage For My Sister by CarrotAndStick: 5:05pm On Dec 11, 2016
If your sister can take my 11-inch mandingo, PM me.
Religion / Re: Video Of Collapsed Reigners Bible Church Building In Uyo (Graphic Content) by CarrotAndStick: 10:08am On Dec 11, 2016
CXLVII:



Re you kidding me?

Let's be logical please

A God that could not save the victims while worshipping him would now grant the families the fortitude to bear the loss? Does it make sense?
Save the sarcasm for another day. This is not the first time that a church building would collapse upon worshipers (but I pray it's the last) and it hasn't deterred faithful Christians from seeking the face of God. Not even death can separate us from God, so try again.

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Religion / Re: Video Of Collapsed Reigners Bible Church Building In Uyo (Graphic Content) by CarrotAndStick: 9:50am On Dec 11, 2016
Okeikpu:
All ds things are happening because we turned away from Amadioha...
And brought home foreign gods sad
Onye ara!
Religion / Re: Video Of Collapsed Reigners Bible Church Building In Uyo (Graphic Content) by CarrotAndStick: 9:47am On Dec 11, 2016
RIP to the dead; and may God grant families of the deceased the fortitude to bear the loss.

But this video is a total crap. The foolish camera guy was just showing us the sky and damaged chairs.

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Religion / Re: One Of The Victims Who Lost His Life At The Collapse Reigners Bible Church (pic) by CarrotAndStick: 9:38am On Dec 11, 2016
So painful. RIP, bro. sad

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