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Investment / Re: The Truth About Those Asking People To Leave MMM Alone by CarrotAndStick: 2:00pm On Jan 29, 2017
Alright, you've made your point. MMM and snake news are top rivals of the Nairaland front page. Now kindly wait for Seun to come and move your thread to the permanent site. I believe it's what you want.

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Religion / Re: 2 Muslim Men Disrupt Church Service in edo state (video) by CarrotAndStick: 9:53am On Jan 29, 2017
Animals in human skin! Imagine the guts! One was pacing up and down the church barking Allahu Akbar while the other was praying. I know these rag-headed bastards were armed and were looking for who to sacrifice to the blood-sucking demon they worship. You can't try this in a mosque and come out alive.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: California Announces Plan To Secede From The USA by CarrotAndStick: 9:38am On Jan 29, 2017
Free Calistus. cheesy grin
Politics / Re: New Pictures Of Buhari And Wife In London Sent In This Morning - AbujaReporters by CarrotAndStick: 9:32am On Jan 29, 2017
I don't want this man dead even though he's as good as dead. I want him to come back ALIVE and finish what he started.
Romance / Re: Question For Yoruba Ladies by CarrotAndStick: 9:27am On Jan 29, 2017
lushrolake:

Excuse me the thread is what it is you dont expect me to ignore idiots coming here to spit balderdash. Tell your igbo people to shift their insecurity elsewhere so I can get answers from those intended.
stuffs4me I never thought northerners marry outside their tribe thanks for educating me on that. smiley
Sweetestjane ofc some marry other tribes but most dont am sure people just stereotype it since the ones who marry outside are very few. Thanks for your mature response.

My Igbo people. undecided
Romance / Re: Question For Yoruba Ladies by CarrotAndStick: 9:15am On Jan 29, 2017
Is this thread really about why Yoruba girls don't like marrying outside their tribe or about how 'inferior' and 'criminal-minded' Igbo people are? Even the Op is derailing his own thread.
Stupid people everywhere undecided

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Romance / Re: Question For Yoruba Ladies by CarrotAndStick: 9:01am On Jan 29, 2017
czarr:
Igbo girls are known for not marrying outside their tribe, not Yoruba girls. undecided
You lie!

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Religion / Re: Man Destroys Bible As A Revenge For Destruction Of Shrine In Anambra By A Priest by CarrotAndStick: 8:03am On Jan 29, 2017
darknetcom:


the moslems dont burn shrines...
Yeah, but they burn humans and cut throats.
Religion / Re: Man Destroys Bible As A Revenge For Destruction Of Shrine In Anambra By A Priest by CarrotAndStick: 10:37pm On Jan 28, 2017
Has anyone asked Viviangist the rumour monger to provide pictures of the burnt shrine? undecided
Religion / Re: Man Destroys Bible As A Revenge For Destruction Of Shrine In Anambra By A Priest by CarrotAndStick: 10:30pm On Jan 28, 2017
The guy is an idiot if he thinks destroying a bible is enough to avenge his burnt shrine.
E just be like where conductor beat you finish you come slap tyre run.

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Religion / Re: Man Destroys Bible As A Revenge For Destruction Of Shrine In Anambra By A Priest by CarrotAndStick: 10:25pm On Jan 28, 2017
Try that with Quran and see bombs from Kaduna landing on your roof. Idiat!
Romance / Re: I Want To Publicly Declare My Love For Him And It Is Not Bcoz Of His #18M by CarrotAndStick: 10:08pm On Jan 28, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
u are too inactive and whenever I have seen u uve been tight with lez z u either him or Joshep,(who's name I always misspell).

I've seen myself everyday. Its u who need corrective lenses. Bye.....again grin
I'm not 'too inactive' on Nairaland. I just hate coming to this dome of bitches called Romance Section.
Still wondering who I am? How many guys here have advised you to take care of wayward hair? And now I'm adding the need for a mirror.

Bye again, weirdo. grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Want To Publicly Declare My Love For Him And It Is Not Bcoz Of His #18M by CarrotAndStick: 9:52pm On Jan 28, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
Oh.
Lezz undecided how many monikers u got,must be up to 20 .
I dont wanna talk again.bye.
LOL! From Joseph to Lezz; this is a case of acute dementia. Good bye to you too.


And get a mirror soon!

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Romance / Re: I Need A God Fearing Yahoo Boy by CarrotAndStick: 9:48pm On Jan 28, 2017
Benita27:
Why are you pissed?, i read everything and Owerri boys are known for her claims.
I only asked a simple question. Doesn't mean I'm pissed! undecided
Romance / Re: I Want To Publicly Declare My Love For Him And It Is Not Bcoz Of His #18M by CarrotAndStick: 9:45pm On Jan 28, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
wait..... Joshep? Why are u kissing lezz's booty undecided
Kiss booty? Nah, just saying it as it is. You really need to see yourself in a mirror and tell yourself the truth. You're not a young girl!
Secondly, I'm not Joseph.

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Romance / Re: I Want To Publicly Declare My Love For Him And It Is Not Bcoz Of His #18M by CarrotAndStick: 9:36pm On Jan 28, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
shocked old uncle!!! I dey small geh una be pedophile? undecided

No u better go get u a lady thats closer ta yer age tongue old uncle.Bye-bye
Pay no heed to Nairaland rumours. If you see Lezz in real life you'd know you look older.
Calling yourself a 'girl' sounds ridiculous....don't you have a mirror? grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Need A God Fearing Yahoo Boy by CarrotAndStick: 9:15pm On Jan 28, 2017
Benita27:
I am not surprise, your location is Owerri and that's their den, plus the company you keep are into yahoo boys.
What has Owerri got to do with the Op here? Did you read the writeup or just the topic?
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide After Finding Out All His 4 Children Weren't His (snapshots) by CarrotAndStick: 8:43pm On Jan 28, 2017
A "Member of President Buhari's Media Team"

He was a zombie, no wonder!
Politics / Re: 6 Sets Of People Who Are Praying For Buhari To Die & Their Reasons - Ngeneukwenu by CarrotAndStick: 8:40pm On Jan 28, 2017
BudeYahooCom:


^^^^
Ngeneukwenu this guy really hammer your skull seriously. grin

485 likes to your measly likes wey no reach 100 sef. What Nlders are saying is that the guy is about 5 times more intelligent than you and other pro-dullard zombies. grin grin

Exactly, the guy murdered the zombie in his own thread.

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Politics / Re: 6 Sets Of People Who Are Praying For Buhari To Die & Their Reasons - Ngeneukwenu by CarrotAndStick: 8:24pm On Jan 28, 2017
shakaZuIlu:

NgeneUkwenu is a male FYI

NgeneUkwenu = clerverly 1united1 ubani ogbonna
A very black and ugly old man at that.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Bars Refugees And Citizens Of 7 Muslim Countries by CarrotAndStick: 3:32pm On Jan 28, 2017
Good move! But I expected Afghanistan to top the list.

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Car Talk / Re: How To Keep Mice, Rats And Other Rodents Out Of Your Car Engine by CarrotAndStick: 7:35am On Jan 28, 2017
2016 thread on front-page today. embarassed
Car Talk / Re: 6 Documents Every Nigerian Driver MUST Have Released By FRSC by CarrotAndStick: 8:55pm On Jan 27, 2017
Learner's permit is not compulsory.
Celebrities / Re: Bob-Manuel Udokwu Buries His Father, Geoffrey Nwafor Udokwu (Photos) by CarrotAndStick: 8:22pm On Jan 27, 2017
Sanchase:
RIP.
Why do Nigerian men always look like they swallowed sharks in their pictures undecided
I don't know why I laughed at this comment but I laughed alright. grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Trusted Mmm. They Did This To Me by CarrotAndStick: 5:52pm On Jan 27, 2017
How is this romantic?
Investment / Re: MMM Is Playing Mind Games With Its Participants by CarrotAndStick: 3:34pm On Jan 27, 2017
Who sent this one again?

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Investment / Re: MMM Begins "Massive Merging" Of GH And PH by CarrotAndStick: 1:39pm On Jan 27, 2017
Seun will never allow this thread grace the front page.

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Investment / Re: BREAKING NEWS: MMM Is Back And Better With Massive Merging Of Orders. by CarrotAndStick: 10:15am On Jan 27, 2017
MrAwePresident:


Before you PH did you ask anyone?
Now that you have been matched why are you asking questions?
If you decide not to, you will be blocked permanently, so any money you had in the system will be gone.
Yeah, let them block it. I opened two accounts, PHed and paid over 600k since November, 2016, and is yet to GH. This is one of the accounts.

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Investment / Re: BREAKING NEWS: MMM Is Back And Better With Massive Merging Of Orders. by CarrotAndStick: 9:50am On Jan 27, 2017
I PHed 200k and they've merged me. Should I pay? undecided

Romance / Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by CarrotAndStick: 9:22am On Jan 27, 2017
Empirically speaking, I love you chemically.

Tamuno! grin cheesy

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