Aww! The big stomach covered the most valuable part of her body.

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WHITEWIZARD:
A female nairalander u slept with said. ur dick is very small. i will be uploading screen shots to proov.

Earthworm, I learned you've been breathing fire and threat on M.imzy. It's weekend, so I shall be available in the evening. And I'll make sure your main monikers get long bans, not just this one.

Overall best male romancelander - Smellymouth

Overall best female romancelander - Laveda.

Most active male romancelander - STFUareyouGOD, SAINTSAMURAII.

Most active female romancelander - Naughtynaughty, HateU2 and Co. Jobless bunch!

Coolest male romancelander - Smellymouth, Obiorathesubtle, STFUareyouGOD

Coolest female romancelander - Laveda

Most handsome romancelander - I'll pass.

Most beautiful romancelander - Mimzy, Ivyy.

Sexiest male romancelander - I'll pass.

Sexiest female romancelander - Laveda, Ireneony.

Funniest male romancelander - Obiorathesubtle, Lezz.

Funniest female romancelander - No idea.

Most intelligent male romancelander - Lezz, TSOM.

Most intelligent female romancelander - Ishilove, Creamish.

Most daring romancelander - Ireneony.

The cameraman is a fool! He couldn't get us a closer and clearer view of that pvssy!

SAINTSAMURAII:
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Come on, smile, don't give up yet. There's a lot to gain in life and there's hope for you. Please permit me to introduce you to Clean & Clear face wash! It would not only help get rid of your terrible pimples but would also reduce the dirt and oil in your face. Use every morning after bath and you'd witness a transformation within a week.


Ehen! Please shake very well before use.

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SAINTSAMURAII:
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Sorry, I forgot to mention the black spots too. The pancake you applied couldn't even conceal them. They're wrestling for space against the eczema on your face. Looks like a scene from the Second World War.

SAINTSAMURAII:
lol i get a felling like orgasm when i deal with mimzy. as for you, i dnt need ur address b4 i can deal with u. im very nice and friendly but i can be diabolical when u push me. all i need do is show the picture on ur dp to the gods of egypt and to tell u what im made of. dont dare me!!! im good and evil. look into my profile pic and u will see love and danger in my eyes.

Do you know I have a picture of you wearing a black wig and highly-polished red lips?
You look almost beautiful in that picture except for the eczemas marring your face.

Thanks, Op.

In all honesty, it depends on the size of the girl. Some 18-year-old girls look bigger and older than some 20+-year-olds. When you meet a girl whose appearance looks very mature, I don't think you'd want to bother inquiring about her age, because at the end of the day, the dick would eventually meet the pvssy, and that's the primary objective.
But if I were to choose based on personal principle, I can't go for girls below 18 years.

Godswillnwaoma:
See me see wahala oooo, there is this female friend of mine for about two years now and we are very close to each other.
We talk about everything like education, politics, love and relationship, she even told me about her boyfriend who promise to marry her after she must have graduated. Whenever she had issues with her boyfriend she will run to me for advice which I have never disappointed her because I give her the best advice to make sure her relationship with the guy is going smoothly.
I wanted to woo her but I later changed my mind immediately she reviewed her relationship with the guy to me, but I still maintain the mutual friendship because she is a nice and friendly person.
Fast forward last week, I received a call from her that she is coming to my place which I asked her why, she said she wanted to know where I live I said ok no problem.
Few hours before she came, I package myself wella by arranging my room, bought two litres' of fuel for my generator incase nepa Bleep up,I enter kitchen and start preparing indomie with eggs because I wanted to make her feel home when she come because this is her first visit.
So as i was in the kitchen I heard a knock on my door and here she come.
We ate the noodle, watched firms and talked about many things. Inside me I have no intention of touching, kissing or any other immoral things in my mind because first, she is not my girlfriend, secondly she is into a serious relationship and thirdly I see her as just as a friend.
To my biggest surprise, immediately she left my place , days later I called her on phone she refused picking my calls. Up till as I.m typing this she has not pick my call.

Next time, make sure you finger her at least.

FvckeDyoBiTch:


I am referring to your girlfriend and anyone interested.

Knucklehead.

Op, when you say 'let's', who are you particularly referring to?