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Education / Re: Lady Graduates With A First Class In Engineering From UNIZIK by CarrotAndStick: 9:53am On Mar 19, 2017
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Nusaf:


Hehehe. I never taming can be this easy.

After several corner cutting, they want us to believe craps.
Cucumber saga quickly comes to mind.
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Nobody cares about what you believe. I'm just happy to know that you're losing your sleep over the success of someone who doesn't know about your existence.

And I'm not wishing you a speedy recovery. grin grin grin

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Education / Re: Lady Graduates With A First Class In Engineering From UNIZIK by CarrotAndStick: 9:44am On Mar 19, 2017
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Nusaf:


Hahahahahahahahaha. Finally tamed.

***meanwhile, still waiting for necessary sanctions***



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Tamed? How lame!
Have I been wilding out or feeding you with painful truths? Hating on someone who doesn't know you exist can be dumbest thing one could do.

Keep waiting for my ban, you hear? Loser! grin

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Education / Re: Lady Graduates With A First Class In Engineering From UNIZIK by CarrotAndStick: 9:40am On Mar 19, 2017
nuelzz04:
d guy is just jealous....seems he finished wit a 2.2 so he just cudnt accept d fact dat a Lady engineer finished wit a higher gp grin
That's not even the issue. He's pained because she's from the east. I know that guy; he is a bigot.
Education / Re: Lady Graduates With A First Class In Engineering From UNIZIK by CarrotAndStick: 9:36am On Mar 19, 2017
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Nusaf:


Which shot? Go and learn how to argue without resorting to aggression cos it depicts nothing but upbringing.

I notice the sudden withdrawal from the use of vulgar languages, why?

***still waiting to be sure if nl rules are selective***
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Wipe your tears, crybaby. Your sudden defensive mode so as to get me banned is not working. You can't be playing the victim card after throwing the first shot. WTF! grin
And the mods have seen your mention but they didn't ban me because I didn't break any Nairaland rules.
Now stop meowing and give us a roar! grin grin grin

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Education / Re: Lady Graduates With A First Class In Engineering From UNIZIK by CarrotAndStick: 9:30am On Mar 19, 2017
A girl graduated with a First Class honours and some e-thugs with bad upbringing are on Nairaland ranting.
What a wonderful world! grin grin

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Education / Re: Lady Graduates With A First Class In Engineering From UNIZIK by CarrotAndStick: 9:25am On Mar 19, 2017
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Nusaf:


All these craps just to defend an open lie?

Throwing tantrums when there is no need for one is a reflection of upbringing.

What stops you from continuing with the vulgar languages. Or are you scared of ban?

***meanwhile, still waiting to see if rules are meant for some and not for others***
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Hahahahahaha!!!! grin grin grin See paranoia o! grin grin

You started the tantrums right before I joined this thread, and I felt like feeding you with your own flesh - which I've been doing perfectly, anyway. Where I come, we don't let stray dogs roam the street. We arrest and keep them until their owners come for their ransom.
So, why exactly are you mad at me now? Why do you desperately want me banned? Have we not been entertaining the guests? grin


Come on now! Throw another shot. I'm waiting! grin grin

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Education / Re: Lady Graduates With A First Class In Engineering From UNIZIK by CarrotAndStick: 9:09am On Mar 19, 2017
Nusaf:


Rules are there, apply them for necessary sanctions, rather than resorting to aggression which speaks volumes of upbringing.

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And the rules don't frown at picture trolling, which is your specialty?
And see who's talking of upbringing, like he had a good one...the same person who insinuated the lady must have fvcked her way up because she's from "a certain part of the country".
Shame on you! grin grin grin

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Education / Re: Lady Graduates With A First Class In Engineering From UNIZIK by CarrotAndStick: 8:59am On Mar 19, 2017
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Nusaf:


Argument and insult are not synonyms.

People resort to insults when their arguments hold no water.

***waiting for the mods to do the needful***

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You're not even a smart liar. grin grin grin


So using pictures to troll is not synonymous to insult too? Use your head!

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Education / Re: Lady Graduates With A First Class In Engineering From UNIZIK by CarrotAndStick: 8:50am On Mar 19, 2017
^ ^ ^

See the same coward who started an argument is running to the mods for protection even when it's clear I didn't break any rules. grin grin grin

Nusaf, if you can't stand the heat, get the fucking hell out of the kitchen!

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Education / Re: Lady Graduates With A First Class In Engineering From UNIZIK by CarrotAndStick: 8:44am On Mar 19, 2017
Nusaf:



CC

Richie
Olawalebabs
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Call God if you like, coward, but that's a fact. If you were well-informed you wouldn't be typing those thrash.

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Education / Re: Lady Graduates With A First Class In Engineering From UNIZIK by CarrotAndStick: 8:30am On Mar 19, 2017
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Nusaf:


Sharrap.



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Hang yourself, hater. I'll just be watching.

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Education / Re: Lady Graduates With A First Class In Engineering From UNIZIK by CarrotAndStick: 8:24am On Mar 19, 2017
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Nusaf:


No be naija we dey?
Especially in some parts of the country where we all know how they roll.
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See how pained you are over another person's success! When God refused to answer your prayers now you'd start blaming your village people, not knowing you're the cause of your own misfortune.

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Crime / Re: Man Shot Dead In Aba By A Policeman While On His Back Home From An Eatery by CarrotAndStick: 1:38am On Mar 19, 2017
EgunMogaji:


That's how one asshat friend of mine almost got me killed one night.

He was going to roll through a police checkpoint until I pulled the handbrake to stop the car.

The tribal marked Hausa guy told us how lucky we were that he was just ready to open fire because they were in fact looking for an SUV like mine that night.

Nigerians just need to respect police officers if for the mere fact they are armed.
How lucky you were!
Thank God for your lives, but if the unexpected had happened those policemen would find a convenient lie to tell the press, and tomorrow headline would read "Two Escaping Armed Robbers Killed In a Gunfight By Police". You never know with these uniformed men.
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Promises Never To Crack Negative Jokes About The Nigerian Police Ag by CarrotAndStick: 9:23pm On Mar 18, 2017
And Nairaland keeps breeding more. But the two topping crews are the NCAN's and the IDGAF's
Nairaland / General / Re: 331 Year Old Tortoise Found In Ogbomoso, Oyo State (Photos) by CarrotAndStick: 8:58pm On Mar 18, 2017
331 years!
Na you born am
Crime / Re: Man Shot Dead In Aba By A Policeman While On His Back Home From An Eatery by CarrotAndStick: 8:55pm On Mar 18, 2017
Policemen with guns should be feared like armed robbers, especially at night.

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Crime / Re: Newborn Baby In A Polythene Bag Dumped In A Bush In Kwara (Throwback Pics) by CarrotAndStick: 8:40pm On Mar 18, 2017
God must punish the girl or woman that did this to the innocent baby. Why not take the baby to any motherless baby's home around you if you can't take care of it?
Culture / Re: Emir Sanusi & Ooni Of Ife Attend Graduation Ceremony Of Sanusi's Daughter In UK by CarrotAndStick: 8:37pm On Mar 18, 2017
I'm still waiting to see the first son or daughter of a Nigerian politician to graduate from any Nigerian university.

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai & His Classmates At United Nations University-Merit, Netherlands (Pics) by CarrotAndStick: 6:41pm On Mar 18, 2017
Romance / Re: Nairaland Why?,why Are Nairaland Gals So Ugly,maka Why?(photo) by CarrotAndStick: 6:21pm On Mar 18, 2017
rittyray:
they are not
MmMmMMm... Beau! wink
Car Talk / Re: Flying Cars 2017: Which Of These Flying Cars Would You Wish To Have? by CarrotAndStick: 8:51pm On Feb 24, 2017
First of all, it still doesn't look like a car.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: "My Husband Was A Cheat And I Was His Punching Bag" by CarrotAndStick: 8:36pm On Feb 24, 2017
She deserves whatever is coming her way now. Tonto has never been a good girl all her life. Being a celebrity is not all there is but how positive you influence people who look up to you is what matters. A young lady who smokes Indian hemp openly and glorifies sex should never expect to enjoy a lasting marriage with a decent man. Cry me a river.
Karma is still a bytch!

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NYSC / Re: 6 Things I Learnt From Serving In Enugu State by CarrotAndStick: 1:07pm On Feb 24, 2017
kabrud:


That spelling of 'materials' is not my mine, note, I emboldened it. Check the uploaded image again. Meanwhile, who are the dealers of barbing salon?
If you want me to answer that then you'll need to answer mine too.
Anybody court we be prosicuted. Who is "prosicuting" who and for what?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4023695_vllkyt4qsenvtlvsa_1fa569b6_jpegc491b3601a2b8995132177bce2fe6370

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NYSC / Re: 6 Things I Learnt From Serving In Enugu State by CarrotAndStick: 12:32pm On Feb 24, 2017
kabrud:


Okay, noted. But can u also confirm for the dealers of barbing salon and clothing matherials ?
I only pointed out the post I believe is not from a Nigerian but if you're trying to tell me something else, I'll also show you that nobody is immune to gbagaun, even your "matherials". See below:

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4023695_vllkyt4qsenvtlvsa_1fa569b6_jpegc491b3601a2b8995132177bce2fe6370

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NYSC / Re: 6 Things I Learnt From Serving In Enugu State by CarrotAndStick: 12:19pm On Feb 24, 2017
kabrud:


U mean teaching English with Igbo in a secondary school? What is d difference?
Let me tell you, I served in the east also. A science class (ss3) of 64 students, no one, I mean, not even one could state any of the Newton's laws of motion.
I repeat, what's the difference?

On public exams results, we know how the roll with miracle centres. Abeg leave mata jawe.
See signboard in a place comparable with England
The people who sell "dogs' children" are not Nigerians. Did you check the phone number at all?

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Romance / Re: What A Shame!!! A Girl Posts Nude Pictures On Facebook!!!! by CarrotAndStick: 8:57am On Feb 24, 2017
Her toto must be very soft.
Romance / Re: In Your Own Words, Define True Love by CarrotAndStick: 8:39am On Feb 24, 2017
I measure love by the number of times a girl sucks my dick. The girl with the most time has to be the truest.
Politics / Re: Soldier In A Joyous Mood After Completing His 'Boko Haram' Mission In Borno.PICS by CarrotAndStick: 5:49pm On Feb 12, 2017
Niggaz with swag. cool

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